Why couldn't she make it in Hollywood like other postars?

Why couldn't she make it in Hollywood like other postars?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex with her in this era must have been euphoric.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      except for the HPV afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i could draw a face on a paper plate with cake icing and it would look better than her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hop to it Picasso I need a plate to frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was married to russell brand around that time, he posted a pic of her in bed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        flawless

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bayley?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Jack White

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wife

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peter? Is that you son?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah for like a week and then who cares

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why so many threads on this and Tay? Is it a pajeet thing? Nobody in America expects pop stars to get big in movies. It's the exception to the rule.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf are you talking about, schizo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's always 7/11 in India albeit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did he do it bros?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You, sir, can redeem.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          do NOT redeem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She hit the wall pretty fast.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was always mid, good makeup and banging body carried her in her prime

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for big black wiener

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her clone zoey Dechanel does the acting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who walled harder?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Satanic verse on her right arm

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know she was canadian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ourgirl/

    • 9 months ago
      ‘ate women, simple as

      _____ ___ ___

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you eat women?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was the voice of Smurfette in the live-action Smurf movies

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has bbc shrines in her house.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lock her in my basement and keep raping her hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    married the shaggy looking dude and went full femorrhoid too early

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was israeliteels Blu for a second there...

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like other postars?
    Name 5

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being like 15 fapping to Katy when I called her mommy mid nut, wasn't sure why I did that at the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't get the whole mommy/daddy shit. What's so exciting about it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's taboo.
        Look, if you don't get a fetish it's clearly not for you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the desire of many men to have a partner that takes care of them like a mother would, but sexually as well

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it's the same reason so many guys have fantasies about maids and nurses.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Married couples with a big brood of kids used to call each other Mother and Father as titles, instead of referring to each other by name. Don't forget the point of sex is to have children, calling your partner Mommy or Daddy during sex is reaffirming you've evaluated them worthy of having children with you. It's kinda like calling some guy with a Heismann trophy "champ"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I call my wife mama and she calls me papa because that’s what our daughter named us.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, it’s just cringe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same with feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I called her mommy mid nut

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are producers out there who hate women who like to wear leotards

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She delivered an incredible SB half time show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think she's in charge of any of that, you are certified cuckoo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's in charge of doing the performance

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Katy Perry is so creepy and desperate. You can tell she’s gonna be Madonna 2.0. Craving attention and demanding guys get hard for her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is bad how?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand you have no standards and would frick a grapefruit with a hole cut it. But she’s busted, man. Only a literal incel would want her flopping her “goods” in their face.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine going on her late night talk show and she asks you to talk about your first time haha that would be awkward.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when they paint lipstick around their lips to pretend they're bigger
      looks moronic and is literally rape

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Katy being my first actual real fap with a fat nut I even had to sleep afterwards. The Hot Katy Perry compilations on YT gave entertainment for a like month straight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could hardly walk after this one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        preferred the pink dress myself but both were great

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally forgot this prostitute existed until just now

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    slim with big natural breasts is such a godly combo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >natural

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on, wasn't she supposed to have big breasts or something?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russel Brand being so gross looking hurt her career.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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