Why couldn't the whole movie just have been her trapped in a dinosaur-filled jungle and surviving for weeks on her own? Over time she loses more and more clothes since it's so hot and humid haha
Why couldn't the whole movie just have been her trapped in a dinosaur-filled jungle and surviving for weeks on her own?
SWIGGITY SWOOTY I'M COMING FOR THAT BOOTY
She's a big girl
para tu
LOOKOUT THERE'S A HIPPO BEHIND YOU
I would risk it all just to pounce on her from behind and dry hump that ass like coked up chihuahua.
>gnom-gnom-gnom
I'd pay so much money to watch her get bred by every damn Dino in the movie
stay based king
reptiles have cloacas
it's just a hole where shit and eggs come out of.
meds
My man
woman eats dinosaur
I want to fatten her up so bad.
Why is she such a fricking fatfrick?
She struggles with eating healthy. And that's a good thing!
Why do I love chubby women bros
There's probably a greasy film of constant moisture stewing between those fetid hams.
For once I agree with architect meme.
Lol and in the end she becomes dinosaur sized. Wouldn’t that be funny. She can say, “now who’s eating who?”
I would pay to watch your version, anon, sounds interesting
Simple works best
I'd watch ops version
best thread on Cinemaphile right now
Whats the next big role for her
taking HWD
go back
Its jarring in some of the action scenes when you can tell there's a stunt double because her butt suddenly decreases in size by 50%
Imagine if she did her own stunts
Why couldn’t the movie be about her growing to dinosaur size and placing me between her massive heaving breasts haha
all i can think about seeing this image
This is the real quote btw;
>there is not a scrap of silver in the island, nor any hope of booty except from slaves ; but I don't fancy you will find any with literary or musical talents among them.
>I don't fancy you will find any with literary or musical talents among them.
This is the real quote btw
“There are among them composers of verses whom they call Bards; these singing to instruments similar to a lyre, applaud some, while they vituperate others. They have philosophers and theologians who are held in much honour and are called Druids; they have soothsayers too of great renown. It is a custom of the Gauls that no one performs a sacrifice without the assistance of a philosopher, for they say that offerings to the gods ought only to be made through the mediation of these men, who are learned in the divine nature and, so to speak, familiar with it, and it is through their agency that the blessings of the gods should properly be sought.”
Diodorus Siculus, Histories, V, 31, 1st century BCE
>Diodorus Siculus
More like Dickorus Suculus, heh.
You think of fictional quotes made up by a butthurt jealous Black?
someone post the bigbig bryce dallas howard
Climax is a close up shot of her bare ass running.
haha funni frog
Yes he is literally me.
troony
how the frick does she get my loins get so activated while being a fat c**t? I want to breed her so bad.
Watch our movie
Only if Laura dern motorboats Bryce’s bare ass.
did they replace the young Black already? wtf
Imagine how hot, sweaty, and downright muculent her arsecrack would be after all that time traipsing through the unrelentingly humid jungle...
Imagine her, in that confused, agitated, reeking state, just by chance mistaking your exposed, helpless, and completely vulnerable ground-embedded face for a convenient place to splay her big freckled doughy arsecheeks wide and flop down for a while...
heh heh...
Eh at least they sort of made her farting canon
how?
spill them beans
Wonder how much she swallowed on set that day?
Do you think she can fit both wiener and balls in her mouth?
It would be extremely painful
Without question
Yes, but she would have to deepthroat the wiener and keep the balls in her mouth.
>is that swamp gas or are you happy to see me?
looks like the image of the roman description of the celts
>imagines Bryce nude with woad
Stop my dick can only get so hard.
>Anon! Thank goodness it's you! Please, you have to help me, I've been stuck here in this dreadful bog for hours and... I... I think something's wrong with me. My legs feel different...
That's way too much quality for a shit fetish
I don't understand why some artist hasn't portrayed the underwater view of this scene yet.
I want Bryce to eat me so damn bad bros.
DAMMIT I meant 'para ti' now i won't be able to sleep well tonight
fartbros..we’re coming home
Do think it sounds like a tuba?
It's a multifaceted instrument for sure.
Fully outfitted for producing those prodigiously prolonged wet bassy rumbles that quake and drone dolorously against the ringpiece, and sharp, bold, naughty little gunfire cracks to a jaunty tune.
Braphog kino is back on the menu boys
When are they going to introduce her sister as played by Christina Hendricks?