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I find it hard to believe somone can dislike a modern south park episode as they would need to watch it to do so and anyone who still watches this zombie shit doesn't have any quality standards.
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it would have been funnier if cartman just beat the shit out of her like the midget episode. The whole ep is just female wish fulfillment.
I'm pretty sure Butters could beat the shit out of cartman. He's too fat and unhealthy to put up a fight lasting more than 15 seconds.
Being fat is literally a huge advantage in a fight. Why do you think they have weight divisions in boxing?
kek fatty cope, youre so unatlethic you couldnt even throw a punch
>t. idiot who has never been in a fight
Its only an advantage if you have the muscle and fitness to actually utilize the fat
People really underestimate how much energy fighting takes, actually out of shape people come to my gym all the time and they tap out before we're done even warming up.
I've watched more than enough street fight videos on the internet to know fat people beat lighter weight people the vast majority of the time.
Fights are not a marathon, they're usually over in less than 20 seconds, and whoever gets knocked down first loses.
>I've watched some videos bro
lol
>no argument
No problem idiot.
My argument is I've been doing kickboxing and martial arts for 2 decades.
your argument is you saw some videos on /gif/
>watches morons fighting and thinks it's legit resource
Yes idiot, reality is a legit source.
Street fight videos are always drunk morons flailing limbs around random, and in that specific circumstance, sure, fat is a strict advantage. Wendy isn't a drunk moron though. IIRC, she's canonically taken martial arts training for years, and she had a sincere desire to grind him into dust.
This guy nailed it. You can't just throw the 500 lb sisters in the ring and have them dominate.
explains summo wrestlers then bro
they're incredibly fit underneath the fat.
No you're an idiot with no idea.
>I'd be better if it was male wish fulfillment
>fat unathletic prepubescent kid fights a fat unathletic midget who can barely walk
>the fat kid wins
>fat unathletic prepubescent kid fights a healthy prepubescent girl
>the girl wins
sounds pretty straightforward to me
No, it would've been better if the climax was him finding some ridiculous way of escaping the fight.
The writers wanted this to be a feel-good episode though.
they implied before that Cartman is all talk but when it comes to fighting is a huge pussy, remember when Kyle just tapped him and he started crying like a sissy lmao one of the biggest laughs watching south park ever the first time i saw it
What if I told you that preteen girls are more or less exactly as strong as preteen boys?
We're talking specifically Cartman though. Cartman is a pussy with zero pain tolerance. Butters' untapped anger will destroy that every time.
most people on this site would enjoy it if a girl beat them up
Dadders won
This. The patriarchy is a lie, men are only dominant and abusive that's what most women want from us
Season 11 was when South Park really started to go to shit.
>making Wendy the YAAAS QWEEEEN!!! character insert for the female staff writers in the more modern years
and we wonder why South Park went to shit
>actually thinking Cartman losing is a SJW thing when the show constantly points out that he has to resort to manipulation because he's a huge pussy in a physical fight
What do youmean hated? It's one of my favorite episodes
I don't care about cartmen getting his deserved asswhooping, or that a chick does it. Episode is just boring, it's based one schtick and that runs dry quickly. It's not funny, not creative, not an intresting commentary. Most south parks have all 3 of them, the rest usually has at least one. This hand none.
t. brainlet.
South Park is at it's best when it's just a simple story with no social commentary. Episodes like Awesome-O, Casa Bonita, Scott Tennorman must die are widely recognized among the best for a reason.
Any episode where Cartman gets the shit kicked out of him is an amazing episode