Why did a billionaire marry a prostitute?
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that's the best he could get
it's hard for men out there in the feminist world
We live in a patriarchy.
I hate Canada
i hate canada so much it's unreal
She looks much better than the troony he's seeing now. Not to mention he owes it to her for the loyalty she showed him.
She’s cute, prime milf material. Way better than his bogged b***h and can probably hold a conversation.
Didn’t she say she had just started? Anyways the movie wasn’t meant to be gritty and realistic, it was to show that prostitutes are people too, just like scumbag corporate raiders have feelings and hopes and dreams deep down under all the compromises they made too. That’s the whole point of their dynamic and why they are attracted to each other; they both realize they’ve lost themselves along the way and don’t like who they’ve become, and when they’re together they feel like who they were really meant to be. That’s why he’s with her, not because he can’t find someone else to blow him. You people really are fricking incels.
The corporate raider isn't sucking the smegma off a stranger's STD-riddled wiener for ten bucks then repeating that all day every day and worse. That's a pretty big fricking difference.
There is and there isn’t. The point isn’t about how literally dirty their hands get, it’s about them losing sight of themselves. He realizes that just because he wears nice suits and stays at nice hotels doesn’t mean he’s necessarily cleaner than anyone else, when his life’s work is destroying towns and ruining people’s livelihoods for the thrill of more money he doesn’t even want. He’s realizes he gets treated better by society just for his money even though he probably harms more people than any hooker, and he doesn’t like himself for it.
It’s not saying being a hooker is good. It’s a fairy tale about people rediscovering the good parts of themselves through love. It’s not hard to understand.
You're overthinking this. It's a movie for women. They want to feel like even the biggest prostitutes have a chance at a millionaire.
I’m not, there’s a reason it was so popular, watch it again. They both have something the other wants, she has honesty and self reliance and freedom and he has dignity and comfort. They both share those things with each other and make each other remember what they lost along their ways, and it’s pretty obvious why he chooses to be with her at the end.
But this is Cinemaphile so I’m not surprised everyone’s edgy take is “lol all women are inferior and prostitutes”
nah,they are both rotten people that somehow find a person that gets along with their bullshit.
A normal functioning person with self respect deserves better.
but you clearly have a vegana so you can live in delusion and nobody will tell you that you are full of shit IRL.
Do you realize there's people out there who are completely soulless? Don't think every prostitute or scummy businessman is good person on the inside.
>honesty and self reliance
An illegal occupation by a woman who requires wealth from others is not "honest" or "self-reliant."
It’s only illegal because society found it distasteful, and even then was only technically illegal but still tolerated if done correctly. “Corporate raiding” like Geres character did was much more harmful to society, and many of those practices became illegal in the 90s for just that reason. As far as being honest goes she is in the sense that she says what she feels is the truth and associates with who wants. Gere is surrounded by scummy yes-man that just lie and pretend to like each other like Jason Alexander. She is self reliant in that she provides a service that people want; she isn’t living off of anyone’s charity or preying on anyone (like Gere is) and she is able to turn down Geres money when she feels he doesn’t respect her. Obviously these plusses come with the minus of sucking dick for cash and thus having a hard, dangerous, and undignified life, but the point is not that being a hooker is okay but that they complement each other. This really is a simple concept if you don’t hate women.
>It’s only illegal because society found it distasteful
>It's good because I say so
I'm not going to converse with you.
It’s only illegal in certain places at certain times. I never said it was good, or even not immoral, but you’re crazy if you don’t think exploitative businessmen cause more individual harm than a hooker.
you're spot on anon, and honestly it's a good movie
Yes, such people are the same in the sense that their eyes dim a bit more with every dick sucked.
>can probably hold a conversation
Look at this homosexual who needs a "conversation" with his wiener holster.
Once you get a body count over 50 women you start to realize a hole is a hole and while sexual chemistry is nice being able to go to breakfast with someone you don’t hate is also important.
>body count over 50 women
Cool story, bro, but we both know you're an incel who's still nurturing fruity romantic notions about "true love".
Haha yeah bro all women are prostitutes amiright much love from Kazakhstan
Rage Against the Alimony
because she was a pretty woman
commie bastard gets commie treatment
>>to each according to her needs from each according his ability
>monthly spousal support of somebody who is no longer your spouse
Leftover from a time of single-income households where a husband had to support the wife. Funny how they kept that part around.
By the way you even have to keep paying if she gets another husband to support her.
We live in a matriarchal society in the west, always makes me laugh when feminists claim men run everything.
It should be capped at 1000 dollars too. Same as divorce or bastard kids, you don't need more
My moms husband made decent money in a dying industry. He had to pay high amount to his ex wife for spousal support and child support. He eventually got laid off and still had to pay the same amount, meaning my mom had to pay it as he had no income. They lost their house over it
If I order a horse with prime is there free shipping
To be fair, Mackenzie was with him when he was a fricking nobody selling books. She was with him throughout the rise of amazon empire
>be woman
>exist
>make billions
i gotta say if a woman is willing to roll with you when you are a poor loser i have very little problem with them getting some money in divorce
She's kind of hot in a weird way, to be honest.
It's not in a weird way she's an attractive woman for her age even if she doesn't resemble your 2d waifu
Dunno if she's conventionally attractive.
Considering she looks like nothing that would ever occur in nature im gonna have to say no not conventionally attractive
He and I were referring to hisnex wife not his new Frankenstein monster
Pick 50 women at random in her age range off the street and see how they compare looks-wise
she's hot and was his wife when he was a balding nerd
i genuinely like escorts more than normal women. go to the same one enough and you can even bants. but don't fall in love with one that's moronic and pretty woman is a fairy tale for prostitutes. however i can think of a worse woman to marry, most women are dishonest prostitutes anyway
To get to the other side
>marry a prostitute
>free prostitute for the rest of your life
>Dude she fricks guys like crazy, once I settle down with her it'll be nonstop sex all the time!
>a wife
>free
Would be cheaper to pay a different prozzie every night tbqh
Because they're both superficial scumbags, two peas in a pod
Women can get whatever they want, regardless of actions, if the right man thinks they're hot.
This is why women have a meltdown when they hit 30. They know they've missed the train.
She had experience, real men want that
Based callback to the other thread.
Yeah I also have been here all day
I hear this a lot, like who wants a virgin, get a girl with experience who will satisfy you. But isn't it more fun to be the first of someone special? To explore each other's bodies for the first time together and learn what things get each other off in bed? Or am I cuckoo bananas.
if you realize that a girl knows a lot about sex, thats extremelly repulsive for a man.
an inexperienced boy may apreciate a b***h with a lot of miles,but an experienced man wants to be the teacher himslef.
Why don't the prostitutes I see on the way to work look like this?
because you need to be attractive to be a prostitute
no you don't
The gerbil was already taken.
That's a vintage reference. Patrician taste, anon.
so sad that a fake story can end someone's career
>primal fear
>runaway bride
>dr t and the women
>autumn in New York
>unfaithful
>the jackal
>mothman prophecies
>chicago
>hatchi
All post-1990. The guy slowed down once he hit 60 but I don’t think the rumor hurt his career…
Why did the Byzantine Emperor marry a prostitute
She wasn't a prstitute, just a e-girl dancer
She must have a massive donkey dong
>She wasn't a prstitute, just a e-girl dancer
You can cope all you want. Justinian was a cuck and she was a anal prostitute.
To show the aristocrats how little power they had over him + he was a moron
Jason Alexander wasn't wrong for soliciting her for sex and Richard Gere shouldn't have been offended.
Here's that 25 year old I was telling you about
What was wrong here? Women, especially prostitutes, owe men sex
Since sex work is work, once paid for, the customer is owed sex and anti-discrimination laws apply so prostitutes have to frick all takers. It's empowering.
How much is it ? Twenty bucks, thirty bucks ?
This is reality. She's just that. A prostitute.
everyones got their price
>this guy grabs your girl and starts mimicking the cry of a newborn baby in her direction
What you do?
Because you'd marry a prostitute if she looked like Julia Roberts too.
I might put a saddle on her, jesus christ
lol
Put her in the barn with Sarah Jessica Parker.
they're all hookers
>his smile restored
This doesn't count, he wanted to get Bodganoff powers from marrying her and it worked
Why do billionaires who have their pick of any women, pick 3/10s?
Elon had like 10 wives already lol
troony fetish
why do morons like you think looks are everything and are later totally unhappy in a relationship? (Not that you ever were in one)
Valid.
imagine the smell
Seething roastie alert!
Looks matter. A lot. Believe me. If you don't find your long term partner sexually attractive, it won't work out unless you agree to have some weird romantic but non-sexual relationship.
After going through supermodels and nice girls, billionaires tend to settle for the biggest nymphos possible in order to sate their wildest needs.
It's rumored that Elon is now sleeping with Lisa Ann
Grimes could suck a golf ball through a hose. With Heard, he already had the most beautiful woman but she probably starfished in bed.
Her chocolate starfish was active, the court had evidence
>ywn lick amber heards soft dirty rosebud after she takes a red wine and truffle fries shit
Get off from the internet, you have advanced brainrot damage anon.
you sound boring.
First time? You should probably head back to Instagram
Frick everything.
i'm ok with that
Had
Last year I had sex with a really really hot girl
Since then sex with other women hasn’t been the same. It’s like i reached peak and now everything sucks
Claire is cute when the batshit crazy isn't winning
Grimes is a 10.
>Grimes is a 10.
>grimes
>grim
this pic should be a test for mental illness
lmao
In a sense it is, if you laugh it's MAID for you.
grimes is cute i totally get it
Because he liked her? Go back to /LULZ/ chud
This is so sad imagine being one of the richest men on the planet and running around with stripper and taking steroids after your wife divorces you. All he’s missing is the corvette and buying beer for the neighbor kids so they think he’s cool
Tarantino may have been right about 80s movies being shit because they always had to have a happy ending. I guess audiences in that era couldn’t have stomached a “Roman Holiday” type conclusion
He could have pick a pure tradwife virgin.
saw the most fascinating thing last night, some eprostitute billing herself as a "tradwife influencer"
i'm sure there's thousands of them by now. it's a good grift i'll give them that.
i'm just worried some of them don't get the joke
Christianity is literally all about forgiving prostitutes after they repent
Go and sin no more though
... but as long as you repent again before you die, it's all good.
You really really have to believe it
Christianity is "If you kill your enemies, they win." the religion. Bunch of cucks
Not really
Coping cuck
Jesus was all about kill your enemies. However, he cherry picked an portrayed as this spineless pacifist.
>after they repent
hm, yes, indeed. i believe there's also something about wolves in sheep's clothing
Isn't that thing about the first stone a later addition? Apologies for Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_and_the_woman_taken_in_adultery#History_of_textual_criticism
so... is she funny or something? gives good head?
He probably like the troony aesthetic
She probably recruits whatever women he wants to fool around with, manages the household managers, doesn't bug him with annoying shit, stays out of his business, leaves his presence on command, and sucks wiener at whim.
yeah funny looking
I'm funny, people laugh when they see me coming.
New money morons always go for women like this. Old money go for women that are statuesque
idc what you homosexuals say. i think bogged out old prostitutes are hot
I used to think this until no shit around 3 weeks ago I finally got what I asked for and realized they're all pretty fricked up. Not even Ramona Flowers fricked up, they're just women nearing the finish line with nothing/no one left.
cus he can
Does Julia Roberts still act?
I can't remember the last time I've seen her in a movie?
In the original version, he dumps her, which is more realistic and a better story. Test audiences hated it tho so they changed it.
>women hate seeing reality so we com up with unrealistic story lines
He wanted a Pretty Woman
its just a dumb female fantasy fairytale (all women are prostitutes fishing for a 'prince')
Reasons.
>This was considered a pretty woman in the 90s
1. She was legit extremely hot and beautiful. An escort who looks like her IRL would realistically be charging 1 to 2k an hour, so she would be a high class escort which is more respectable.
2. She was probably great at sex. Every man has needs.
3. She had a decent personality.
She wasn't an escort. She walked the streets.
Also that no kisses policies had to be one of the funniest jokes in movies. She literally eats ass.
>she literally eats ass
I dont remember this scene
This is the concept that kills the movie for me. She is a street walking prostitute that has sucked near-homeless wiener and lets stranders do whatever they want to her sexually they agree upon. But she's also just a down-to-earth aw shucks girl with a goody aide? (X) for doubt. Like a billionaire wouldn't just dump her back out on the street once he was done and she would immediately turn around and give a filthy vagrant a handjob in an alley for ten bucks or just blow a businessman on his way home from work. Disgusting that people could hand-wave away how the basic life of a prostitute is a degrading, filthy, depersonalized reality.
It's a fantasy for women anon
I think it was an LA cop who said "you don't begin to imagine the damage this movie did"
Did women really get into prostitution over this movie?
Yep, lots of mid west impressioble girls did thinking they would've bawds for a month and then meet a millionaire
Where do I find high class escorts
For legitimate 10/10s, Eros, slixa, tryst are the best sites for americans. Used the verified filter to avoid bots and fake profiles. New York, Nevada, Los angeles/california tend have the highest concentration of 10/10s. Like, for the 50 to 100 profiles they list i would consider 5-10 to be 10/10 (not butterface, not old/fat, great body with nice breasts, ass, or both) that i would actually pay for. But sometimes some other areas like chicago, atlanta, orlando, new jersey, massachusetts and philadelphia can have a good quantity of dimes too. Texas ironically has a shit selection considering its population size, hardly ever would i pay for an escort in texas. This is all based on research though, i like to browse escort websites when i fap, never actually paid for one. All other states you can ignore, they have low quantity and no dimes generally. Legit dimes generally charge 600 an hour at absolute minimum, with the average rate being around 1000 an hour.
Eurogirlsescort is the best for outside the US, but alot of fake profiles on there. You can find legit dimes in countries like Spain for alot cheaper than the US though. You might find dimes who charge 250 to 500 an hour
if men put all this thinking into other things and not sex,we would be colonizing another galaxies by now.
>colonizing other galaxies when i could be colonizing a sydney sweeney lookalike's colon with my boys
How do you expect to colonize other galaxies if we dont cum inside the aliens?
the erotic review look up your city. some hot girls are now on twitter instead you have to vet them though. i've been fricking a stunning one in nyc but she's super expensive. dipped into my IRA to see her again lol
>if she charges more, it's respectable
Applies to every other profession on Earth so why not?
she had a heart of gold.
Because the movie is based on the classic story Pygmalion.
What about Prince Harry's wife
Wasn't she a rental for a while
Marrying prostitutes was very common up until the early 20th century. Then throughout that whole century it became despised and now it's popular again because all women prostitute themselves on only fans, instagram, youtube, etc
Why did they remove the scene in wich she sucks everyone under the table in a high business meeting or the one in wich she walks naked on a leash and wearinf only heels all over the hotel?
Also apparently the script had a bit in wich he opened a champagne bottle with her ass.
Would've been a classic scene.
>opened a champagne bottle with her ass.
Damn that ass must have been tight as frick.
HE KICKED ME JERRY!
Why did a prince of England marry a yacht prostitute and have himself exiled from royalty for her?
why do japanese executives get shit on by girls? some questions are better unanswered.
I remember a scene in dead or alive in wich they fill a women with water to clean all her intestines as well as use drugs till she dies floating a plastic fool of shit. Diagusting scene out of nowhere
i like getting pee'd on. first time i saw anaked girl it was a girl peeing in the woods. plus the warmth feels great especially if she'll pee on your wiener. i don't like poop though. i imagine they share the intimacy of the act as root of fetish
Jeff Bezos is marrying a total bimbo, it's really not that far-fetched.
Money can't buy charm and most rich people didn't actually earn their wealth through intelligence or wit, the vast majority inherited a huge pool of wealth and had pre-existing connections to make it larger. That's why IRL rich dudes almost always have extremely ugly wives and do have to rely on Epstein types or high class escorts to get even passable puss.
bezos just got jacked and horny from the test so he fricked the nearest girl.
happens to many rich dorks later in life.
Bezos earned his wealth though, didnt inherit any special wealth, his biological father was a deadbeat, and did very well in school
>didnt inherit any special wealth, his biological father was a deadbeat
He got serious starting capital for Amazon from somewhere, didn't he? somewhere very much not a bank
His stepdad was a wealthy rancher. "Bezos" is actually a Cuban name.
Truth is, he ate Ebays lunch... not everybody wants to bid on shit just to get sniped at the last minute...just take my money and get it in the delivery truck.
I wouldn’t have married her. I would have just listened to what she had to say, and that’s what no one did.
Because the smell of her vegana is enthralling and irresistible
decades ago women knew they were prostitutes and they wanted a change from that,and thus,the fantasy of the bawd with good heart and the rehabilitated pimp came to be.
now women dont give a frick anymore and they embrace the fact of being turbo prostitutes.
>Why did a billionaire marry a prostitute?
Gere tried to be the first Epstein before Epstein was a thing.
A prostitute gave me her personal number. What do?
She thinks of you as a client. I had the same happen to me. I thought I would have to pay until when I went to kiss her she pushed me away and said she doesn't do that and asked for money right then and there.
I dunno. I just book her through the agency. She loves kissing me.
She just wants you as a regular customer, presumably your less weird and disgusting than most of the men she has as clients.
it's so she doesn't have to pay the agency moron. enjoy it, she might discount you, but keep it quiet
t. had the same thing happen she was sweet i miss her
why people in general think that prostitutes are so diferent from "normal" women.
she is not going to behave like your gf if is the first time you have sex with her.
the most you will get is a good bj.
JENNY, I GOT YOUR NUMBER!
Julia Roberts is so hot yet so fricking crazy. I love her
The people's Pretty Woman. Uggo roberts is too unbelievable.
The real reason is that she probably gave 10/10 blowjobs. Just look at her mouth and jaw. She can go to work with those.
idk, ask every living billionaire. They basically all marry live-in escorts.
They just do whatever they want.
Because they can literally afford it.
look up jeff bezos new fiance
no gag reflex and snappin gyro
She could suck the chrome off a tow hitch.