Why did Aragorn pass on the 10/10 aryan goddess who was thirsting for his Dúnedain seed?
Why did Aragorn pass on the 10/10 aryan goddess who was thirsting for his Dnedain seed?
Why did Aragorn pass on the 10/10 aryan goddess who was thirsting for his Dúnedain seed?
>10/10
This is what sword and sorcery fats actually think?
apparently so
OP, she's mid at best. Cute, sure, but mid as they come. Arwen is unquestionably the superior choice
She's an 8
The thing is most people are so accustom to seeing fatties that even the low end of the top 20% seems like a goddiss if she isn't fat.
we both know high cast indians are only that way because they raped the Caucasians like the animals they are.
>ESL gibberish
many such cases
He was really after the femboys known as hobbits, much tighter than prostitutes.
>aryan
she is not indian though
She is so ugly goddamn that was poor casting
No, it's perfect casting. She's a plain Jane intentionally cast as such to make her femcel unrequited love believable.
She's not plain Jane she's just ugly
Also Eowyn is supposed to be beautiful but Aragorn is married to an Elf so Eowyn can't compete even with her extreme beauty
yeah I see what you mean, uughh I'm vomiting ohhh nooo she's so ugly agghhhh
have a nice day, kill your nearest 100 relatives and kill your handler too.
also kill this homosexualed third worlder
Boy, that escalated quickly
>horses
She was too young for him. He could have been her great grandfather.
He desired an elf of course.
He didn't love her. It's not complicated. A good catholic man would never be unfaithful to his beloved
It was a 2000s thing, you wouldn't get it unless you were there.
Town bike who will hit the wall in a few short years or an immortal elf goddess who will remain in her sexual prime for eternity. Hmm decisions...
>that
>10/10
Also
>passing immortal pale ravenhead elf princesspussy
>for some wheat haired horsegirl from some pretend hill kingdom
Jesus anon, could you have worse taste? Also, the WASP-dominated worship of blondies is trash taste. RETVRN TO TRADITION and go back to worshiping pale ravenheads.
>polluting your offspring with the genes a lesser daughter of mediocre sires
>creating genetically superior hybrids
truly a mystery.
elves can't bear human children.
you see him grow old and die without any heirs, he doomed the land to turmoil
what are you talking about?
Even Elrond was a half elf himself.
elf booty > horse wench booty
More like
>Brimming pale succulent booty vs flat leathery horse-toughened booty
Say he tapped that before going back to Arwen. He'll have basically created war between Gondor and Rohan. Women are fickle creatures.
Nah, Aragon kept her a virgin for Foromire to show his quality.
Based
One of my favorite parts of the books are how after Helms Deep (where Eowyn never went to) Aragaorn and co stop by Edoras on their way to the dead and Eowyn gets all flustered and excited because she thought they were going to Dunharrow, and Edoras is way out of the way, so she thanked Aragorn for coming all that way just to see her. He pretty much immediately goes
>yeah we didn't come here to see you, we're going somewhere else and just needed a place to stay
It was brutal lmao
She liked horses too much.
Why settle for ~~*aryan*~~ when you can get superior elven virgin who will literally die the moment you do
The wall spares no one.
jk rowling looking pretty good bro wtf you talking about
She looks pretty good for an Australian.
I doubt she would be able to carry argon up the mount
kek. It's a mystery.
What movie?
Rightunders
leftovers show
Between this & the viking show I feel like one writer or producer or whatever just really had some sort of kink to work out. How is her fricking that dude any kind of power play?
holy glorious mother of mons pubis
h-hairy elf pussy!
webms you can smell
She'll literally kill him with her cooking.
what did she mean when she said "I am Noman" before stabbing the witch king in the face
>b***h with maybe 13% hyperborean blood
>actual hyperborean elf
gee
i cri evry tiem
>And long there he lay, an image of the splendour of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But Arwen went forth from the House, and the light of her eyes was quenched, and it seemed to her people that she had become cold and grey as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Then she said farewell to Eldarion, and to her daughters, and to all whom she had loved; and she went out from the city of Minas Tirith and passed away to the land of Lórien, and dwelt there alone under the fading trees until winter came. Galadriel had passed away and Celeborn had also gone, and the land was silent.
>There at last when the mallorn-leaves were falling, but spring had not yet come, she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by the men that come after, and elanor and nimphredil bloom no more east of the sea.
FARAMIR'D
YOU'VE BEEN INTO FARMER MAGGOTS CROP!!!
doubles! four doubles!
what business brings you to sneeds?!
can't wait for the Ghibli version of LotR where the Hobbits are just cats
Ghibli is overrated
I watched The cat Returns. Shittiest sequel ever.
i can't believe how he chose liv tyler over that blondie
>Aragorn appreciates Elven superiority
not surprising
If he mated with Arwen his children would have longer lifespans. Any responsible father would do the same.