why did Bender get his ass kicked so easily? I thought he was a chad

why did Bender get his ass kicked so easily? I thought he was a chad

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey its brock

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller guy was in the wrestling club didn't you watch the fricking movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Bender is a tough-guy and taller

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        trained fighter > slightly taller homosexual that just acts aggressive because his father beats him

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrestling isnt real fighting

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bender clearly didn’t know how to fight. He just relied on his tough guy reputation and facade.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              bender won fights before and he had a knife

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, all a facade. Bender went up against a guy that wasn’t intimidated by him and lost.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bender won when he pulled the knife

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cowardly move.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                so was sucker-grappling him from behind like a manlet cuck wannabe jock

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bender put his hands on the other kid first, it definitely wasn't a sucker punch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                says the cuck who defended an attack from behind someone's back.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao even if a wrestler is small if they get you in a proper lock you're fricked unless you have practice in breaking it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is moron, anyone who has never wrestled would get their ass kicked by a wrestler since they would have no idea how to defend a shot and would easily get taken down

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I took BJJ the head of my school would regularly bring in wrestlers who were interested in trying out BJJ, this was like 20 years ago, all I remember is that they were insanely strong, like WAY stronger than the people training in my studio even though we were regularly exercising like crazy. Like their body felt like rock compared to the flabby or skinny normie white belts I was training with. They usually destroyed every single white belt easily, I didn't last one second and got destroyed along with them it was extremely humiliating, even though we were regularly training. The blue belts were about their level and everyone above them were able to easily make them tap but the white belts were like a wet paper bag to them. Obviously they had several years experience and we did NOT so take that into consideration but otoh they don't know all the chokes and arm and leg locks and stuff either. In any case, the wrestlers who train for a few years are usually ridiculously strong, they literally feel like unstoppable tanks relying on brute strength and some weird techniques I never understood, but it was very humbling. Trained wrestlers know WAY more than enough to control regular people who don't train pretty easily.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              this sounds like cope. I got into a fight with a wrestler from my school when I was a teenage gamer and kicked his ass with 2 punches

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I got into a fight with a wrestler from my school when I was a teenage gamer and kicked his ass with 2 punches
                That's sort of true and the only real achilles heel of grappling vs. boxing. If you get the right punches in a boxer can defeat a wrestler pretty quickly but if those punches don't land in the right places and with the right amount of force, and they usually don't, and the wrestler gets past you, it's usually over. It's not "cope", these are just facts moron. I never said "experienced wrestlers are invincible".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao. and next you will say Bruce Lee is the best fighter of all time

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok internet toughguy. you're the expert.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I got into a fight with a wrestler from my school when I was a teenage gamer and kicked his ass with 2 punches
                Things That Never Happened for 100, Alex.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              this sounds like cope. I got into a fight with a wrestler from my school when I was a teenage gamer and kicked his ass with 2 punches

              These are both kind of true.
              Wrestlers shoot for legs exposing the backs of their heads/upper-back/jaw. It's an easy target if you're a fighter and know when to hit or kick. But if a good wrestler gets you on the ground and is mindful to not expose himself to punches, it's usually tough to beat.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrestling isn't, pro wrestling is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but anything more than slightly taller and you need to be a 1 in 1000 talented fighter to make up the difference
          if you disagree you're a coping manlet, hell

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. never done any combat sports
            Any manlet with a few months of training would beat the shit out of a random normal taller guy. People just don’t know how to fight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but anything more than slightly taller and you need to be a 1 in 1000 talented fighter to make up the difference
        if you disagree you're a coping manlet, hell

        You’ve been drinking the braincel juice a little to much

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't actually a tough guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a b***hboy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always laugh at the Claire is a fat girls name joke, Molly Ringwald did get kinda pudgy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a dumbass line, all the Claires that I’ve known are hotties

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn’t really expecting to get put in a hold. This is like asking “how come you got sucker punched by that Black person from behind if you’re so tough?”

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picks a fight with a guy on the wrestling team
      >wasn’t expecting to get put in a hold

      ???

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that’s literally what happens in the movie. He waves Andrew’s hand away, then turns his back and got put in a hold

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And where’s the confusion with my post you useless Black person? He basically sucker punched him

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems more to me like Bender fricked around and found out. Only b***hes whine about "sucker punches".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m just saying Bender being a tough guy is clearly not a facade because he had to wait when he least expected it. That us a b***h move

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                so was sucker-grappling him from behind like a manlet cuck wannabe jock

                Nah. Here’s the scene in question. Bender’s back wasn’t turned so it’s definitively not a sucker punch. Like I said, he fricked around and found out.

                %3D%3D

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brushes him with his hand in a non-combative way
                >insecure jock immediately tries to fight him full force
                >jock still looks like a joke because he is short

                lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is classic Cinemaphile cope. Bender was outmatched plain and simple.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cinemaphilecope
                Wouldn’t that board argue that it makes sense the dude actually in shape beat the délinquant ?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, my bad. Then yeah, I agree. I still don’t think he’s supposed to be a facade of a tough guy. He just didn’t take any of them seriously

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought he was a chad
    did you not understand the movie, or do you not understand that term?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrestling dude was actually strong and in shape and knew how to take a guy down. Bender pulls out a knife the second he has a moment, because that's what he would resort to in an actual fight. He doesn't give a frick if it's fair either

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kek manlets seething in this thread

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bender was a tough guy act who had his bluff called at least twice and wimped out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. It was all an act because he had a shitty home life. He could have just not shown up for detention.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the principal was truly a dick though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Principals should be dicks. Kids are homosexuals and get what they deserve and more.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you not watch the movie? he'd frickin kill him!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Chads are actually chuds who just talk a big game.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bender is an outcast that gets sand kicked in his face by actual chads. He just acts out because he has behavioral problems, making him seem tough. You didn't see these guys in HS?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that dude was larping as a chad. Bender is taller and would kick his ass in a real fight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bender is all bark no bite
        Chad has actual fighting experience

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bender? A chad? He was one of the freaks, on par with the geeks.

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