Why did Captain America stay in the past?

Why did Captain America stay in the past?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boooba

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think of two good reasons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two big round suckable reasons

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts fkn massive

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mummy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did Captain America stay in the past?
    Reminder by doing this he erased another man's loving marriage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine 🙁

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The man she originally married. And no, it's not a stable time loop of himself. She said he saved the life of the man she would later marry. There's no clever word games to reconcile that. Retcon bullshit is retcon bullshit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and they erased the entire team of avengers by fricking with their past
          Moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the point, idiot. He married her INSTEAD of the guy she actually married before. Are you moronic?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He saved his own life idiot

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He saved his own life idiot
            And made out with his own niece on purpose? Come the frick on. It's a retcon and it's fricking moronic, just like anyone who accepts that flimsy fricking excuse.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He saved his own life idiot
            Why are you acting like this was some mystery husband to the other characters in Peggy's life, just because it was kept from the audience? That makes zero sense. It falls apart instantly. Are you seriously arguing her friends and family wouldn't notice who her husband is?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She settled. It's not a crime to erase a weaker man's achievements

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steve was the weaker man.
        Unless the procedure affected his genetics, including his gametes.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes a bra free zone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you Tom Cruise for forcing her to lose weight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So big she can barely walk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is her shirt altered to be tighter around her breasts? look at that vertical line that's over both her nipples
      goddamn tom cruise is based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her shirt was probably tailored due to her breast size. You see it fits perfectly on the shoulder and arms

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, it fits well in the shoulders and arms. but that means that the shirt was a little baggy, not behind the back, but around her chest, and they decided that they wanted to tighten it there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      even after she slimmed down her boobs are still impressive, amazing genetics

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Cap marry and had sex with Peggy's granddaughter in the comics though? I haven't touched comic books in years, but I remember reading some of Ed Brubaker's Captain America, and that's what I remember well.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's shopped

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the most attractive women in hollywood.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks very soft

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could a woman wear a dress like that and not expect any man to stare at her boob window?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xl0fAa4.jpg

      Why did Captain America stay in the past?

      these boobs have been forming for a long time now with Mission Impossible movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bazingas

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being Kevin Feige, hire hotter actresses in phase 1 Hide all their curves in all future movies
    Current phase in theaters, endless flops

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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