Imagine a woman of exactly the average height in the US? I'unno may be a bit difficult since I, like the rest of Cinemaphile haven't left my basement since 2008.
Same reason they confirmed the Tiny Toons as legal college students
More adults are watching shows and porn is a significant draw and audience, they aren’t dumb and know this. They can get a build-in fandom if they tell you it’s ok to lewd
Not really, kids watched adult characters in cartoons for ages, they aren’t going to find the porn
And it isn’t 100% kids watching anymore, maybe not even the majority, since they only care about Tiktok and Twitch now
I meant it seems dumb to market towards freaks as your main audience rather than trying to capture new fans. Adult Swim filled that niche and adult fans of stuff 20 years ago could appreciate things without feeling the need to be catered to.
They aren’t, that’s why Adult Swim is starting 5 PM now
But they do know adults are a good chunk of CN audience and they like the porns, and it’s just a nudge telling you it’s ok to lewd the characters
>it’s just a nudge telling you it’s ok to lewd the characters
See, that's the problem. There shouldn't be a public stance on this. People who will do this don't need to be told. They will do so anyway.
CN appealing to 20 somethings only was the reason it was a top 5 cable network for primetime stuff
That’s why they are going all-in on Adult Swim and Checkered Past
Age doesn't matter when the characters are fictional, besides George Perez already drew lewd Teen Titans art :
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=207940
Starfire is a pretty obvious one to pair with the Raven one, bonus points if you have her funny speech pattern or a made up tamaranean word in one of the fields
Yeah that one fits pretty well. Especially Fives and Muscleman since you can tell they are at the point of not-giving a shit that Mordecai isn't at yet.
>Benson is 30
homie feels late 40s, or at least early-to-mid-forties.
I'd say 35. Muscleman and Fives felt like they were mid-20s. Pops felt like a 50 year old guy.
It honestly makes it worse that Mordecai and Rigby almost cost him his job so many times. Like, it'd be bad enough if Benson was 25 or something and that happened, but he was already in his chosen career at that point in his 30s. A couple of guys in their early 20s fricking over a guy who's already on a career path because they don't want to cut grass seems a lot worse in that perspective.
Worse. They're culture warriors. Armchair activists on the left and the right are so gung ho about calling their enemies pedophiles that a lot of them think under 21 counts as a child now.
The people behind the 2003 show said she was 17, this is some CN account ran by some random person they hired, don't take it as canon, otherwise Finn and Flame Princess would still be a couple
>A new block, “Checkered Past,” will debut under the Adult Swim banner — on the channel it shares with Cartoon Network — starting August 28 on Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. It will be a showcase for Cartoon Network throwback titles like Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy, replacing a rotation of Cartoon shows like Teen Titans Go! >On Saturdays, the new 5 p.m. hour will feature reruns of current TV-PG originals like Unicorn: Warriors Eternal and My Adventures With Superman. Sundays will continue to see “Acme Night” broadcasts of family-friendly films from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. The rest of the schedule is projected to stay intact.
No, you fricking idiot. An 18 year old is a teen. "Teenager" means 13-19. You wanna know why?
ThirTEEN
FourTEEN
FifTEEN
SixTEEN
SevenTEEN
EighTEEN
NineTEEN
Honestly it's weird to even make it look like these characters are on dating apps at all, seems like pretty weird in-too-deep fanboy stuff, but published by the official source.
Most dating apps typically give the persons age, they decided to use Raven for whatever reason, and since they're a Teen Titan using an app for adults they decided to go with the happy medium of making her 18 so she's technically a teen but old enough to bang random strangers on an app like Tinder.
So we know it's okay to have sex with her.
How is this for kids?
fricking blue checkmarks
>fricking blue checkmarks
Anon, the blue checkmarks are all chuds and Elon shills now.
Only adults are allowed to date!
All romance is pornographic and lewd!
>t. Sneed
actually I think they have tinder for teens you just don't get matched with people over that
I’ve had my first social media (friendster) at 12 years old
so you keep making porn of her and keeping the show relevant. no that her being underage would stop anybody
Twitter can get pretty anal about lewding underage characters actually.
You mean X?
I can't wait for legacy internet media to go the way of the dinosaur.
that angry birds Smash-or-Pass thing was kinda weird too
I think CN might know their audience a little too well.
>5'4"
Imagine
Imagine a woman of exactly the average height in the US? I'unno may be a bit difficult since I, like the rest of Cinemaphile haven't left my basement since 2008.
We are all in your basement right now?
I'm 5'8 and most women I met my age are like 5'6 or 5'7, average height has increased by an inch bro.
>I'm 5'8
>average height has increased by an inch
Imagine admitting to being a manlet like this
They lie about their age on Tinder don't they?
>Rachel
No I'm good thanks.
Good on them.
>her wiener isnt even 6 inches
disappointing
Same reason they confirmed the Tiny Toons as legal college students
More adults are watching shows and porn is a significant draw and audience, they aren’t dumb and know this. They can get a build-in fandom if they tell you it’s ok to lewd
Seems counterproductive if they want all ages to watch.
Not really, kids watched adult characters in cartoons for ages, they aren’t going to find the porn
And it isn’t 100% kids watching anymore, maybe not even the majority, since they only care about Tiktok and Twitch now
I meant it seems dumb to market towards freaks as your main audience rather than trying to capture new fans. Adult Swim filled that niche and adult fans of stuff 20 years ago could appreciate things without feeling the need to be catered to.
They aren’t, that’s why Adult Swim is starting 5 PM now
But they do know adults are a good chunk of CN audience and they like the porns, and it’s just a nudge telling you it’s ok to lewd the characters
>it’s just a nudge telling you it’s ok to lewd the characters
See, that's the problem. There shouldn't be a public stance on this. People who will do this don't need to be told. They will do so anyway.
CN appealing to 20something art majors hasn't really worked out so far..
CN appealing to 20 somethings only was the reason it was a top 5 cable network for primetime stuff
That’s why they are going all-in on Adult Swim and Checkered Past
Of course, that's why Regular Show was a total failure that got cancelled before finishing its first season................................... wait...
You think kids didn't love regular show?
Age doesn't matter when the characters are fictional, besides George Perez already drew lewd Teen Titans art :
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=207940
Based
https://rule34.xxx/?page=post&s=view&id=806144
>drawn before it was socially acceptable to have drag queens teach school kids how to ride dildos
Half of these guys hate e-girl, coronerschizo
>Half of these guys hate e-girl
Probably because they can't frick anime children
Cool it with the Antisemetism, you're rattling the chaims.
Where's Matt "teens are the most fertile" Walsh? Do him next
>canon bush
looks like raven wins again
slade fricked underage terra too btw
Yeah but most the 80s Titans were already 18, New Teen Titans comic started with Dick and Wally headed to college
>Raven
>On tinder
Ruined
Alright I slapped together a quick template
I'll be back in a few minutes....
Back. Good template man, I'm open to requests if anybody has any.
You realize you have to do LSP now.
I really don't want to. But a request is a request...
There. Next.
fionna please and thank you!
Fionna's done. I have to go out so Starfire will be a couple hours. Hope you enjoy it.
I think I'll just do TT Starfire and say 18. Helps keep her in line with Raven.
requester here
10/10 work anon!
yowza
Damn Fionna, why're you lying about your age? You're in your 30s now.
Starfire is a pretty obvious one to pair with the Raven one, bonus points if you have her funny speech pattern or a made up tamaranean word in one of the fields
How old is Starfire in current comics?
Why is it so pixelated?
Also blog?
Not him but it is totally in character for LSP to have an overexposed low res picture for a dating website profile.
Marie Kanker
[Spoiler]as a giantess https://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=78811
please no on the giantess
Princess Bubblegum would definitely not be that honest on her dating profile.
Don't forget the other 3 profiles
She is literally just like me.
I don't think so, Ms. Foster. Try 39, you ginger Christmas cake.
>Benson is 30
homie feels late 40s, or at least early-to-mid-forties.
I'd say 35. Muscleman and Fives felt like they were mid-20s. Pops felt like a 50 year old guy.
I always assumed
>Rigby 21
>Mordo 23
>Muscleman and high-five 27-30
>Benson 47
>Pops 80
Yeah that one fits pretty well. Especially Fives and Muscleman since you can tell they are at the point of not-giving a shit that Mordecai isn't at yet.
Pretty good assumptions, though I always assumed Mordo and Rigs were the same age.
It honestly makes it worse that Mordecai and Rigby almost cost him his job so many times. Like, it'd be bad enough if Benson was 25 or something and that happened, but he was already in his chosen career at that point in his 30s. A couple of guys in their early 20s fricking over a guy who's already on a career path because they don't want to cut grass seems a lot worse in that perspective.
>18
Doesn't that mean TEEN Titans is a misnomer?
Sound it out with me very slowly.
Eight... TEEN... eight... TEEN. Teenager is not mutually exclusive from adult.
How do more people not mentally figure this out? Are they fricking moronic?
Worse. They're culture warriors. Armchair activists on the left and the right are so gung ho about calling their enemies pedophiles that a lot of them think under 21 counts as a child now.
Have you met 18 year olds?
Are you a homosexual?
Are you old enough to be on Cinemaphile?
I'm probably older than you, moralhomosexual.
So that's a yes?
TRIGGERED
Like how menopause has triggered for you?
She will never love you back.
She already did.
t. W*man
Only wamen can be triggered about anything silly they're the emotional gender.
Plenty of kissless, emotional, teary-eyed incels ITT.
Pic related.
>you're triggered!
>no YOU'RE triggered!
i think whoever portrays the other side with a basedjak first wins this classic Cinemaphile debate
>Have you met 18 year olds?
Yes and their pussy is so smooth and nice unlike old hags like you.
The people behind the 2003 show said she was 17, this is some CN account ran by some random person they hired, don't take it as canon, otherwise Finn and Flame Princess would still be a couple
Never take Cartoon Network's social media seriously
CN is barely even a channel now since from this 28th Adult Swim is going to start at 5pm
>A new block, “Checkered Past,” will debut under the Adult Swim banner — on the channel it shares with Cartoon Network — starting August 28 on Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. It will be a showcase for Cartoon Network throwback titles like Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy, replacing a rotation of Cartoon shows like Teen Titans Go!
>On Saturdays, the new 5 p.m. hour will feature reruns of current TV-PG originals like Unicorn: Warriors Eternal and My Adventures With Superman. Sundays will continue to see “Acme Night” broadcasts of family-friendly films from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. The rest of the schedule is projected to stay intact.
Isn't their brand basically dying at this point?
Go leave
Ho back to X
Go rape a kid
you'll go back to your birth gender as a skeleton eventually. play pretend is temporary, reality is eternal
will they be rerunning the venture brothers
>don't take it as canon
That incarnation is 37 by our metrics, will Trigon still be interested in her? Or will he be Trigone?
Cartoons don't age unless the series wants them to age silly, they're not real
It makes most sense for her birthday in season 4 to be her 16th
But since Slade rapes her, it only makes sense for it to be her 18th birthday
It's OK she gets raped if she's 18?
Yes. It’s her introduction to adulthood
>Slade
>into girls over 18
>over
We've been calling them just the Titans since the 90s.
No, you fricking idiot. An 18 year old is a teen. "Teenager" means 13-19. You wanna know why?
ThirTEEN
FourTEEN
FifTEEN
SixTEEN
SevenTEEN
EighTEEN
NineTEEN
Does twenty count as teenage? You're still not old enough to buy alcohol.
That's not how that works. The drinking age is 18 or lower in much more places than it is 21.
Does the word "Twenty" end in "teen"?
Being able to buy alcohol or not is not the determining factor if you're a teenager or not.
The determining factor if you're a teenager or not has already been described: if you are 13-19 years old in age.
That's it.
That's all it takes to be a teen.
If you are 12 years old or younger you are not a teen.
If you are 20 years old or older you are not a teen.
The age range of 13-19 is because those numbers are the numbers that end in "teen". It is that aspect that makes someone a "teen-ager". Nothing else.
I have used reddit spacing to make my post easier to read, because you are a fricking moron that needs all the help you can get.
why did this moronic frog make me laugh
Because you touch yourself at night.
That bussy is begin to be destroyed
That buck is begin to be broken
Imagine being so brainrotted you can't jerk off to a drawing until a drawing has a certain number assigned to it
Honestly it's weird to even make it look like these characters are on dating apps at all, seems like pretty weird in-too-deep fanboy stuff, but published by the official source.
>Someone who is too extra
I have no idea what this means
Being extra means overly dramatic or attention seeking
GenZ speak for a tryhard
I have never heard that I think it's more a twitter thing
To dunk on pedo-shouting childs and pedophiles in one ravenous move.
Most dating apps typically give the persons age, they decided to use Raven for whatever reason, and since they're a Teen Titan using an app for adults they decided to go with the happy medium of making her 18 so she's technically a teen but old enough to bang random strangers on an app like Tinder.
It's just so fricking out of character
>Roth
she's also israeli
> no college education
> goth
> "muh heckin sarcasm"
> "muh heckin emo picnic"
I wouldn't right swipe. Everything I ever believed about myself, is wrong.
>falling for the college grift
for the college grift
Sorry, not taking a risk with women who lack discipline
So not taking a risk with the average college roast?
What five languages?
Well, that version of her is canonically 18. Does no one remember her getting Sladed in the season 4 finale?
Maybe it's demon years. Like dog years or something.
Now make one for my wife
you don't got m paint on windows?
Nah I’m at work and bored, could do it when I get home but the thread might be over by then
Holy shit CN acknowledging 2003 Teen Titans and not the Go!????
So fricking hot
Moralgays. That's why.
Pro-tip: Retconning her canon age to 18 actually made her less popular.
Alright I tried my hand at it,
>not giant
Well it's better than nothing.
i like your choice in fanart for these anon
could you do a grown up fink from ok ko?
A quick Fink. If there's any discrepencies or errors let me know so I can fix it or make sure I don't screw up on the next one.
>b***h you live like this tier background
>18-24
so good thanks anon
>kissing
it's canon but I feel like a 19 year old Marie is the type to frick on a first date.
Who knows?
wait.. is Raven 163 cm? wasn't she 165 cm?
they are TEEN titans
Alright we still need Starfire and Gwen Tennyson