Why did Dexter's sex life make Deb seethe so hard?
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Why did Dexter's sex life make Deb seethe so hard?
Why did Dexter's sex life make Deb seethe so hard?
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Because she wanted the BBC (Big Brother wiener).
Why did the show even have so much of Debra's life shown? It's Dexter, not Debra. I don't care about her relationships.
Because she wanted to frick him.
He was adopted, there's literally nothing wrong with that sort of incest.
>t. Woody Allen
There is literally nothing wrong with consensual incest of any kind.
It's a little weird, you shouldn't want to frick people you consider your family. But practically, yes, nothing wrong with it, you aren't going to spawn inbred golem babies like actual incest.
>you aren't going to spawn inbred golem babies like actual incest.
That shit isn't going to occur until multiple successive generations of inbreeding have occurred. Assuming you don't have some pre existing genetic condition, there's no major risk from 1 generation engaging in incest.
whites outside of that anomaly family in west Virginia don't engage in incest. Arabs/poo's are the most likely to engage in incest. American blacks also have a high rate of accidental inbreeding since they don't know whose baby daddy is whose in the hood, it's very easy for half siblings to end up fricking later on.
why are white boys like this?
>He doesn't that innercity blacks are more inbred than hicks.
>why are
Story's already bullshit
God that actress has a horrid fricking face. I would marry her just so I could constantly abuse her because of that weird, chinky horsehead little dome of hers goddamn I've never seen a woman with a punchable face like wtf
I don't quite reach your level of derangement but the entire time I watched the show I was put off by how ugly she was and how attracted I was to her
She's not pretty but I find her very hot.
I found her to be relatively attractive, however she has a bad case of man-jaw and absolutely zero breasts
Every part of her face is too big for her head.
why did this show pretend that the english chick had big breasts? it was obvious that they were nothing out of the ordinary but i feel on many occasions the show went out of its way to imply she was stacked. what did they mean by this? also vince masuka is /ourguy/ now and forever
They were nice for smaller boobs but yeah idk.
they were very nice, i'm just not sure why they were pretending they were big. especially when half the extras in this show looked like they were pulled straight from miami strip clubs
You guys talking about Yvonne? Who the frick are you talking about?
Miss "Pardon My breasts"
>big breasts
>Jaime Murray
Wtf?
How hard did they pretend? I thought the scene in OP just happened because she was walking around topless and had that ‘pardon my breasts’ line.
>why did this show pretend that the english chick had big breasts?
With the right attitude even a small breasted woman can tit mog, and Lila had that attitude
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter were fricking IRL since the beginning of the show, and got married after the first two seasons, and then separated at some point during the fifth season.
It was probably just weird bleed-through.
why do actors keep doing this shit you'd think they'd learn
Worked for Freddie and Daphne.
And Velma and Scooby
Shaggy married a realtor and Velma married some guy but both have been married for over 15 years at this point with no prior marriages so good for them both. Scooby-Doo (2002) is based and tradpilled.
Okay but Scooby was tapping that
Didn't she leave him because he got cancer? Lol
No, he left her while he had cancer or after because he didn’t want kids or something
The main rumor was always that he was caught cheating on her with Julia Stiles, which is why they had to kill her off her character in such a random way and get her off the show. It got so toxic that she had to issue a public denial. The biggest fans of the show were always the women who were lusting after Dexter, and they couldn't stand the idea of the character being in a relationship with another woman.
The official story is that he went through a cancer scare, and changed his mind about having kids, which was a dealbreaker for them resulting in the divorce.
julia stiles didn’t get killed off and she left the show because she was just a season long celebrity guest like they did for almost every season
My sister keeps on saying I'm the perfect man...
I remember her swearing being really grating.
>Let's fricking do it. Frickin' yeah.
"All my friends are guys" vibe.
This, the cursing was so forced and unnatural. The kind of b***h that would go out of her way to say how she grew up with a bunch of brothers like it's a bragging point.
I always called her potty mouth. One of the most irritating characters I can remember, she's either cursing or sobbing
Licky
She's cute
that's a man
>every woman I see is a man. haha i aint gay or nothin though
Everything she said is correct, except for her being gross.
Oh frick, I forgot she was Gaia in Spartacus.
AND THE BEST FRICKING GIRL
>AND THE BEST FRICKING GIRL
Agreed. I forget the stupid reason she ends up going away, but the chemistry with Dexter was amazing. You could tell she kept his balls drained and had him pacified.
She killed Doakes so Dexter killed her.
Somebody spoil this show for me
Does he get caught or killed or what?
he gets sucked off by doakes
At the end of the original run, he kills his sister and her killer and changes his identity and becomes a lumberjack. At the start of New Blood (revival) his son reconnects with him and kills him at the end
They gave a show two bad endings.
true blood first half was actually good. how did they frick up this bad? they already knew what everyone wanted. barry literally did dexter better than dexter
Only the stuff with the season-specific serial killer was good, the rest about the shitty son and Dexter's whole existence unraveling was just beyond fricking moronic. It took like 500 separate asspulls to force injun josephina to piece it all together
i don't have a problem with Dexter "evolving" and understanding that he ultimately has a new found fondness for humanity and that he has something to actually lose, its that the show writers don't understand even basic good writing. dexter's son in new blood was moronic. why even bring him back? nobody gave a frick about him in the og and nobody did then
Clancy Brown can only do so much, but yes you're right. It started out strong.
I still seethe because Deb was the best character by far and they completely fricked her over at the end. The way she got into a coma was beyond moronic and forced but then there's the "It'd take a miracle for her to wake up" line and and he just goes "there's no such thing" and kills her himself like an butthole.
He can go try to sudoku by himself in the hurricane and the fact that he survived and can go be a lumberjack is itself a miracle, and so she wakes up. The End. No need for reboot
Isn't it canon she's in love with Dexter? Like openly admits she wants him?
It should have ended season 6. Seasons 1-2 were amazing, 3 was a dip, but a new take. 4 was inconsistent, but had great booba and the "c**t" villain. Season 5 was a retread of 3, but with a women and the weakest season so far, but watchable.
Season 6 should have been him getting caught, then going to trial and the moral implications of him being tried as a serial killer who did more good than bad and ended with him either guilty or innocent. Cliffhanger would have also been appropriate. Just imagine him in the courtroom.
>"Does the jury have a verdict?"
>"We do, your honor."
>Judge: "Will the defendant please raise."
>*cut to black*
When she was undercover as a hooker, did she actually frick the johns?
This shithead is one of the worst actors I've ever seen in a major television role.
>he's literally me
He obviously was on drugs in later seasons. I hate how he was on to Dexter's shit early on, and then that plotline was just dropped.
He looked sickly thin in the later seasons.
Every season I kept expecting him to just vanish and get replaced with a new detective because he served no purpose anymore, but he just kept coming back.
Poor guy had to stop being a chubster the old fashioned way with cocaine because ozempic hadn't been invented yet, and it clearly showed
Isn't this the same guy from the first Wrong Turn? I think he's a pretty solid actor.
Why was she so hot bros?
They model Lois Lane in Superman: Earth One after her.
She's a gorgantuan lanky man faced refrigerator.
Would
she was such an annoying ass b***h. batista shouldve threw her to the curb the second he knew she was hiding money
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You now remember how they blurred Yvonne Strahovski's boobs.