Why did Disney cast someone so unlikable, uncharismatc, and bad at emoting and acting if they wanted this character to succeed?
Why did Disney cast someone so unlikable, uncharismatc, and bad at emoting and acting if they wanted this character to succeed?
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they wanted the Cinemaphile audience
good edit
I hate Brie Larson as both a person and an actress.
wtf she's literally me
the cryptkeeper has a tighter neck than her
necks don't behave like that unless the collar is extremely tight
awful suit design
they didn't know zoomers were only pretending to like autistic and hot ladies.
We do love hot autistic ladies, but she's neither of those things
nice try brie but you're at least autistic if not easy on the eye
she clearly has some form of aspbergers - very hard for her to hold eye contact and does not know how to interact with ppl who aren't staring at her breasts.
definitely ass burgers or something, she acts animated like some character
What if she cooked the audience some ass burgers and gave them away for free? Would people see her movies?
where ass?
bent over in front of me of course
it was puzzling at first but I understand her strategy now
deeper anal
>big shiny cross drawing your eyes to her perfect breasts, that she flaunts with a smile
What's her endgame?
She said she used to cover up her breasts and felt ashamed of them for a while. I guess she's completely free now and doing everything she can to show them off.
Interesting. So I guess she wouldn't mind if I jerked off and came to that webm. Hypothetically speaking.
Haha no she wouldn't naon 😉
why would she be ashamed of them? They aren't even that big, sounds like humble brag.
she said so in one of her videos, don't look for sound logic in brie larson
maybe she's scared it might come off too loose
Aside from that I pity her, it really feels like she is trying to be charming, she just doesn't have any charisma.
I don't think she even knows when she's telling the truth
What breasts? She has none.
You exaggerate.. she has a handful. Look at her leaks
Where?
Google her fappening pics
2 fast 2 furious cameo during the pool scene
Holly Photoshop Batman
nothing holy about brie larson, just the opposite
Minx
>Holly Photoshop Batman
Imagine being this dumb
That poster is probably Brie herself, she's not known for her intellect
>Where?
You can always tell a virgin because they have no clue what a woman's breasts are like. She's got D to E cup breasts and even ones that big can not only fluctuate because of diet and hormones. But their wardrobe can hide those big beautiful puppies.
KEK. You can't be serious. They are barely B cups.
>They are barely B cups.
They definitely aren't D or E.
I'd go with D
>I'd go with D
Where do you see that?
>They definitely aren't D or E.
She literally admitted she was a D doing that Kimmel (black dress) hosting. The woman she was talking to was an "Expert" at judging tit size and bras. She told Brie she was actually an E.
maybe she comes across as a bigger person irl, I noticed someone tweet about this once after meeting her
Read this
Those are not Ds.
>pls respond
>They are D or E because they just are okay
NTA but yes
>Those are not Ds.
My "I'm not a virgin and I know breasts don't feel like a warm bag of sand" eyes tell me they are. Since we all own her nudes. Plus once again. She said so in a very embarrassed awkward way.
that poster is brie, don't engage with her
literally makes these threads for attention
>that poster is brie
Brie, if you're reading this, I love you.
Do these look like Ds or Es to you?
nta but they look like ES to me
Extremely
Suckable
>Do these look like Ds
yes
>nipples in full view
bawd
>simping to this
Yikes
she's a secret schizoid which is why Cinemaphile loves her
>hold eye contact
Idk how people do that I feel awkward doing that and the same with starting conversations and continuing them
I just end up answering their questions then going silent not knowing what to say
well atleast you found your ppl
personally i stare at gal's eyebrows if they aren't hot and just eyefrick them if they are.
Assburgers and homeschooled
She has an unhealthy man body.
this body is healthy for men, each should have one
I would glady have sex with that man body, if she had bags on her feet
But she is neither attractive or autistic.
Brie is very likeable as well as sexy and cute!
im pretty sure MCA is rolling in his grave that intergalactic is being played in a film trailer. not only a film trailer but a mega corporate paint by numbers product movie
This.
Despite being upper-middle class posers from Manhattan they never wanted that corporate money (although MTV could ask them to dance like monkeys and they'd show up on time and in costume).
Professor Booty is their best track btw.
She was hot and a decent character in Skull Island dunno what happened since
She was terrible in Kong and was not good looking.
Because her movie did 1 billion in box office and you homosexuals are still seething about it
she's just like me and should be mai wife
They want girls to copy such c**t behaviors seen on screen. They want everyone miserable. They want to depopulate the white population. All verified over and over and over.
She really needs to get fricked and get pregnant.
I'm not kidding.
nah, she'd 100 percent troon out her kid.let her raise cats and troon them out by making them vegetarian instead.
She’s fine, intel’s would hate anyone they cast
Good looking b***h with severe autism. Yes. We love you queen.
I WANT TO MARRY BRIE!
Just an fyi, she owes me sex
Yeah, she owes me some romance as well.
Same
Literally me.
Most of what Hollywood makes that connects with normal people is a fluke or is the work of a small handful of people that are privy to the thought processes of the commoner or average man, likely due to actual exposure to them from their youth.
The rest is shit like this where they’re so insulated from normalcy that what they think is good is completely heinous to the commoner and so you get decisions like this made by people that are so fricking weird and bizarre and rich+moronic they have no real hope of forging any meaningful connection with any ordinary human being.
you also just described saturday night live from 2003 - ... until the present
That explains why she doesn't get along with her co-stars.
her co-stars have said some very praise-worthy things about her, probably more than she deserves
She's a good actress, pretty, nice breasts. Seems like good casting for dumb marvel slop
Wrong on all counts.
Right on almost all counts, she wanted to be in comic book/vidya movies, she did this to herself.
She had just won a Best Actress Oscar; and Disney executives who believed their brand was too big to fail threw the requisite cash at attaching that credibility to their soulless gurlboss toy commercial, with the only other casting consideration being that she was blonde . That the poor audience turnout for the film coincided with Disney's buyout of 20th Century Fox meant that Disney had to exercise an unprecedented degree of damage control by astroturfing the box office returns through having bots buy unsold cinema tickets across the US so their stock value could be sustained until the acquisition was a done deal. Then Disney demanded Rotten Tomatoes curate negative reviews of their product. These were two historic incidents of censorship and fraud that no on ever talks about. Box office numbers since 2020 suggest that general audiences and low information voters seem to be bored with the Mouse's unrelenting reliance on formulaic cynicism and shill journalists and bots across all social media platforms who connect their adapted IP toy commercials to utopian politics and social progress, despite Disney themselves being the status quo these slacktivists and morons would be dismantling if they actually believed the sanctimonious horseshit Twitter convinced them was their own opinion.
All that work for someone nobody thinks can act. Disney is so moronic.
Even if you ignore that this is an edited pic, you couldn't see boobs if she crossed her arms
in scott pilgrim vs godzilla she had some
I remember she said in some interview Kong would defeat Captain Marvel. She doesn't even know comic book power levels.
if she said so, then it's true
don't question she
no lie there
they should go with Watson instead
they really have places where you can try on bikinis like that? i assume she's shopping cos of the tag and there are several pictures like this in different swimsuits
She knew which dick to suck. Just like Jennifer Lawrence.
The source material this shit is based off of is vile and anti-man. Of course dudes don't fricking care for it or the actress that would embody those principles.
The source material was very well grounded, but Disney and Feige came in and ruined it all. This version of the MCU is a soulless version of the comic book if they adapted correctly Larson would never be hired
The comics went with nu-Carol prior to the movie. There was no chance of the classic version being adapted on screen.
She saw this in the Marvel HQ and said she was relieved when they were using a different costume. She seems comfortable flaunting... she should try it on. It'd probably look like a wet cloth at the back though
whatever the "appropriate opinion" is, she'll parrot that
in actuality she's a bawd
This b***h is obviously not into bondage.
I bet she height (and toe) mogs
see
no
maybe you didn't see the movie
brie hasn't had an original thought since 2003
>(and that's a good thing)
>The source material
Before 2007 when Kelly Sue DeConnick took the character and before Marvel tried pushing her as Captain Marvel she was actually likable. Carol Danvers has been essentially dead since her "Captain Marvel" bullshit where the comic tried to continually lie and say she's the most popular hero ever. A dyke-coded angry feminist who yells at the popular heroes to get her way and is written fricking terribly. Just presented in a way that no heterosexual man would ever care for her character, find her charming or daydream about writing/drawing her one day.
This. She was my favorite female character before they made her CPT Space Dyke and everything about her changed dramatically
Yea She's a party pooper
brie is pretty cool
Frick off, Brie.
they couldn't get Dasha
>hides glass under chair thinking we won't notice
poor keanu
If HATO, israelitelensky and yidsney were smart they’d force brie and her low IQ simps to demine Ukraine*~~
ukraine could've won without nato lifting a finger
But enough about Ezra!
no meme, op's pic is the most attractive she's ever been, and it's cus she isn't trying to pass the fake persona off as her actual persona
she should stop trying to be liked by everyone and just be entertaining, then it'll come naturally
Her being unlikable is kind of the point. She's meant to appeal to c**ts, who see themselves in her wooden acting and flat features.