Why did everyone hate this again? I thought it was cute.

Why did everyone hate this again? I thought it was cute.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably people who want her for themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banner's a nerd, easy to self-insert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People don't do that. They pretend they're Captain America the big hero, just like how losers on the internet pretend they can relate to Ryan Gosling.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jealousy. Plain and simple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iconic gif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too late jannies, I already saved it ahahahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's been 7 hours, are you ok mr Janitor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buttfricking black widow in the pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously anal in the ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw some exec probably killed it explicitly because this gif is what launched the ship

      puritans ruin everything

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a comic love interest like Tony, Matt, or Bucky, only interesting from the HULKED perspective, which is uninteresting

    [...]

    Hulk posting is Blacked posting in disguise

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what would she see in that homosexual anyway
    Doubtful Hulk has the magnum dong the porn portrays him with. Those pants look too tight

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her feeling like as much of a monster as Hulk because she can't have kids
    >instead of her feeling like a monster because she's an assassin
    >amplified by Joss constantly claiming to be a perfect feminist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That scene was them talking about how they both can't have kids, so it makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>her feeling like as much of a monster as Hulk because she can't have kids
      Which is doubly ironic as Scarjo was preggers during filming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The scene was dumb, but I get what she meant. She was angsting because she's only good for killing. her being unable to have children was just a reminder that she can't give, only take away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She can give love. And still be induced to lactate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I dunno what’s the big fuss. A woman who can’t bear children should feel like she’s broken because she is. Adopting isn’t the same as giving your man a child.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You woketards aren't human so I won't explain why it's normal for Black Widow to be that way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because it was done against her will. All of it was done so as to become the perfect assassin. She became someone else's monster, and her hysterectomy served that end. It was worded clumsily in the movie, but it's astounding how many people (especially feminists) miss the overall point, and screech about BODILY AUTONOMY in the next breath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it kinda worked in that they are the most mentally damaged on the team but it also made sense it wouldn't work out long term since Banner can't help but self-sabotage and Natasha couldn't settle down in one place/with one person without climbing the walls within a few weeks

      >instead of her feeling like a monster because she's an assassin

      that's clearly what she meant by monster (that the Red Room went to great lengths to turn her into a killing machine) unless you think Banner, who she was relating to, meant he was a monster just because he can't have sex, and not that the reason why he can't have sex makes him a monster (becoming a literal monster)

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did they?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her being Hulks "handler" at he beginning of the movie and the relationship seemingly developing out of nowhere made me think she was honey potting him to control the Hulk. And while logical also shitty. I even thought the monster line that pissed people off was just bullshit so she could seem to have something in common with Bruce.

    Even after that, they never address the relationship again. Not in Thor not after the snap not after she dies, not in her solo movie. In reality it was just poorly done from the beginning and then abandoned. In my head she played him the dropped him and he movie by movie just became an ever increasing b***h to hid how much that hurt him.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It pains me that she didn't get a sexy movie before the Disney takeover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take something people like with a lot of groundwork behind it
      >sterilize and bastardize it into something you can sell to infants who will scream for toys and disney+ subs from their parents
      >stamp your logo on it and pretend you were actually responsible for all the groundwork that went into this thing you ruined years later

      oh boy I wonder what IP Disney will savagley kidnap and rape next.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And how did you like the Chilean Sea Bass, Doctor Malcolm?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iron Man 2 was boring

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero chemistry
    No precedent in film or comic
    Forced
    Added nothing to either character

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she and cap had more chemistry in the mcu idgaf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was defnitely a lot of sexual tension, and they probably fricked off screen , both the characters and actors,, but Steve's romantic pursuits were always tepid and overshadowed by muh Peggy!

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