If he's getting the massage naked and there's pressure on his dick, it could happen. He didn't say he got a raging boner, just made it sound like it twitched. If the guy's hands are rubbing his thigh, that's pretty vulnerable.
So, I just got back from the massage therapist. >Oh yeah, how did that go?
It was a man, Jerry! >A man?
A man and he gaped me >Gaped!? Oh no!
As wide as a canyon. I swear Jerr, ya could've echod into it! >Oh no!
It gets worse. >Whaddya mean it gets worse, George?!
It moved. >It moved?!
Moved, Jerry.
How the frick does the sienfeld episode setup work for every single fricking joke and every single thing?
It's too good.
>Well I'm a simp, Jerry!
A simp? >a simp!
How do you figure? >you know that new barista?
Yeah >Turns out she has an onlyfans, Jerry! An onlyfans! She's 19!
Well how does that make you a simp? >well we were talking and one thing lead to the next...
You didn't! >She mentioned she had one and I looked it up
You just had to see, didn't you? >I had to, Jerry! I had to! You shoulda seen her in that outfit!
So you're a simp...
>"i'm sorry I was expecting the masseuse I normally see, please don't take it personally, may I rebook my massage?"
How hard is that? These snivelling israelites found a way to turn any normal situation into an opportunity to be a conniving, insecure little homosexual. What a joke of a show.
how come she's unbearably cute in some scenes but in others she's kind of mannish and offputting? and not behaviour, i mean whatever they did with makeup and her face or something. what did they mean by this?
It isn't gay?
It could have moved out of fear
How so
Sometimes when I'm repulsed my dick will shrink and contract just a bit, like an anti-boner
cuz that gay Black person
When you have an erection you feel it in your brain, not just your dick, his brain made him feel enjoyment from a man rubbing his bare back
Was George ever in the right?
almost always, notable exception, the eclair in the trash
This was his msot wrong time
Shrinkage doesn't count as gay. If it shri ks more than anything it's the opposite of gay
If he's getting the massage naked and there's pressure on his dick, it could happen. He didn't say he got a raging boner, just made it sound like it twitched. If the guy's hands are rubbing his thigh, that's pretty vulnerable.
Favourite Seinfeld episode?
>George enters.
So, I just got back from the massage therapist.
>Oh yeah, how did that go?
It was a man, Jerry!
>A man?
A man and he gaped me
>Gaped!? Oh no!
As wide as a canyon. I swear Jerr, ya could've echod into it!
>Oh no!
It gets worse.
>Whaddya mean it gets worse, George?!
It moved.
>It moved?!
Moved, Jerry.
>Kramer enters and his head snaps back in disgust
Oh wow jeez that is strong gape I smell. Wowza
Peak cringe
How the frick does the sienfeld episode setup work for every single fricking joke and every single thing?
It's too good.
>Well I'm a simp, Jerry!
A simp?
>a simp!
How do you figure?
>you know that new barista?
Yeah
>Turns out she has an onlyfans, Jerry! An onlyfans! She's 19!
Well how does that make you a simp?
>well we were talking and one thing lead to the next...
You didn't!
>She mentioned she had one and I looked it up
You just had to see, didn't you?
>I had to, Jerry! I had to! You shoulda seen her in that outfit!
So you're a simp...
Its the best show ever for a reason anon
>oh no a simp!
>"i'm sorry I was expecting the masseuse I normally see, please don't take it personally, may I rebook my massage?"
How hard is that? These snivelling israelites found a way to turn any normal situation into an opportunity to be a conniving, insecure little homosexual. What a joke of a show.
Yeah but if he does that then in the next scene he cant shout
>JERRY JERRY
It was probably based on a real experience of Larry David like most of the shows stories.
You don't understand what it's like to be insecure, neurotic, and polite all at the same time.
I watch for she
how come she's unbearably cute in some scenes but in others she's kind of mannish and offputting? and not behaviour, i mean whatever they did with makeup and her face or something. what did they mean by this?
Why did George do it?
George bros..........
>the guy who has no job or money is criticizing the other guy who has no job or money
George > Jerry > Elaine > Kramer
It was an episode they had no ideas for, so they just went with "ha ha pee pee joke".
Not thats theres anything wrong with that
Because everyone is somewhat gay
nah just you
How is George loser if he has new woman in almost every episode?
tbf I'm not gay but that large swedish fella was quite handsome
Who was in the wrong here?
Elaine's shocked face turns me on.
It is bit rude to whip out your manhood
imagine letting a dude rub you. george was gay as soon as he agreed with this act to begin with.
Why did he kill her?
is this how New York pizza looks? wow, yummy!
Disgusting
why was it that big of a deal he wore the AIDS ribbon?
Different time