Why did he cuck out at the end?
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Why did he cuck out at the end?
Why did he cuck out at the end?
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For China.
Basically. All chink movies are CCP propaganda.
Imagine if they did a British/Indian version where a poo went on a revenge spree and slaughtered a bunch of brits to end up in front of the Queen. Only to give up because he realized the British Empire was good for India and let himself be executed.
to save China from war, he knew the emperor would unite China and save many lives in the process if they spared him so they did
But China has literally never won a war since then.
Civil war you dumb moron.
they got raped by mongolians and then the japs, being a one unified China did jack shit for peace.
Thanks for not mentioning the movie you reddit homosexual, I wasn't planning on watching it anyways
The One, starring Jet Li
here you go! here comes the plane! open wide mmmmmm the movie is called Hero staring Jet-Li wow you ate it all. what a big boy.
And in trying way too hard you reveal yourself as the newbie. There must be a Chinese proverb for this
Nah man, he burned you. it was fuuny.
The spoonfed newbie is you
yeah he like totally radically burned him, am i right fellow kids?
"spoonfeeding" has never been on a thing on any other board except Cinemaphile because those homosexuals just had to gatekeep their shitty cartoons made for little japanese girls for whatever reason
"spoonfeeding" is and always has been a thing in all boards, and will continue to be as long as the insecure homosexuals who enjoy the custom are still active on Cinemaphile. This kind of cancer is board-agnostic.
lurk moar newbie, shame on the other anons for even answering you.
Hero starring Jet Li.
In reality, he wasn't a cuck. He failed because his assistant got too jittery and ruined the element of surprise.
In the fictionalized account, he realized that there could only be peace under one ruler. This alternate take would've made sense if it weren't for the fact that the unified empire crumbled very quickly after its founding because its laws were too harsh.
because he was swayed by the emperors machiavellian logic, didnt you watch the movie?
they show a machiavelli quote at the end
FOR ONE
>Badass wuxia assassin: I would gladly die to save China under your rulership, great emperor!
>Emperor: I would gladly frick over my kingdom drinking weird potions LMAO
I don't see whats wrong with this. China is built to be ruled by one person, it was always this way.
The Chinese mind is a mind in search of a single man to follow and serve. All Chinese are grateful for this experience.
Truly bug people
chinese government wouldn't allow someone to seriously threaten authority in a movie so it ends on an "actually authority is the good guy now" ending
>global trade leader
>economic takeovers
>millions of men in STEM
>racially homogeneous
>no women in politics
guess they were right
Whom are you quoting diasparoid
Yes, Chinese statistics are so reliable!
i love this mutt cope.
yup... instead of just doing the keyed shit they're doing, keep talking shit and pretend they're the enemy.
Do you know how little the opinion of a moronic internet addict who legitimately says "keyed" in reference to real world politics matters to anyone with a brain
>pretend they're the enemy
USA big buku escalator! Ching chang chong!
Just go to any STEM college graduating ceremony in the US.
And thats based. 100 times more wholesome than the nihilistic hedonist shit hollywood keeps pumping out.
>NOOOO EVERYONE HAS TO BE ATOMIZED AUTHORITY BAD, CORPORATIONS AND SHADOW CABALS GOOD
moronic ESL can't even parse the posts he quotes to see if they agree with him or not. The west needs a great firewall NOW
The world looks to China for direction and leadership
All of Europe, Africa, Asia, Latin America loves us and our funding.
funding and leadership are two different things chang
What an embarrassing movie.
That fight between Snow and Moon (*groans*) where they're both floating around in slow motion and Moon is grunting and screaming in real time while Snow is staring off wistfully into the distance as bits of her gown and hair are being sliced off while generic soft chinesey music is playing the whole time -
I can just picture Elaine screaming "I HATE IT!" while the whole audience is "ravished" by the "majesty" and "passion" of the film.
It literally is the English Patient of kung fu movies.