Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >try to get into the franchise
    >see this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every single warhammer youtube channel is shit (expect alfabusa)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >alfabusa
        >another troon-loving homosexual
        >not shit, because, uhhh
        >uhhhhh
        >UHHHHHHHHHHH
        >FUNNY MAN SCREAMING LOUDLY UHUHUHUHUHUHUHHU

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like this racist strayan bastard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I've got boogie4988 teeth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >click on a video
          >it starts like this
          what an enormous homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why are intimidated by topless men? you might the one who's gay here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Major kill
            He isn't nearly cut enough or big enough to be a Custodes. Maybe an imperial guardsman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ya mum XD
          >did I mention I am Australian btw !!!
          yeah nah c**t frick off with this annoying prick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you feel about adeptus ridiculous?
          I want to say I think it's alright but I'm worried the third person on it is a troony.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i want to believe shy is a biological woman that is just autistic but i know better just from the evidence of "her" only ever appearing with a mask on in some old videos

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              figures

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like Luetin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every single warhammer youtube channel is shit (expect alfabusa)

      I always used to imagine how I would do a video trying to explain warhammer to someone. I imagined making all kinds of jokes, inserting community humor and stuff from /tg/ to liven it up a little. not enough to be cringe or quirky but yknow. something for some fun. all these homosexuals just explain every single detail of warhammer lore like its a history class or something. good god. glad i sold all my armies years ago. fricking dead franchise. nothing but soulless bugmen left playing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick off froggay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God frogmorons are insufferable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >try to get into a franchise made for trannies or trannies in denial
      why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luetin is great, so is Pancreasnowork.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, Abaddon returned

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >somehow roboute returned
      this shit is going to end the franchise, mark my words

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Truly now I have become the Warhammer 40,000.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't say that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got tubes in my head but don't call me a tube head

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently learning w40k lore. What is happening there? Isn't the emperor dead and hooked up to a throne?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OPs pic is Warhammer 30k

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think killed him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Things happened before.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is moments before he was mortally injured.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does a "god"-emperor get mortally injured?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          by the combined power of 4 chaos gods

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          by being a moronic homosexual who has no idea what he's doing, very common occurrence

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"god"-emperor
          he was just a normal immortal superpsyker megagenius, like you and me, back then. hadn't ascended to god-level yet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          slipped on a banana peel placed by Horus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >How does a "god"-emperor get mortally injured?
          4 weaker gods combined their power and backstabbed the Emperor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cause his son got injected with the powers of 4 elder gods
          and the god emperor Hesitated for a second because he trully loved his son, but when horus killed sanguinius, it was like a shock of reality that woke him up

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage angst in the body of a demigod.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    +You have killed my son.+

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They did my boy sangy dirty in the last book. Loken too
      Also when Abaddon and his gang start executing custodes thanks to Erebus' bullshit gravity hacks
      frick Erebus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Loken too
        homie should've just died on Istvaan
        >Oh well ackchoally he survived!
        >and he was temporarily insane, but then he got cured!
        >and by sheer happenstance he's now one of the founding members of the Inquisition
        Bunker-tier plor armor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spoiler it, stopped reading before Tallarn

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He makes peace with Abaddon then Erebus stabs him in the back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anything about Erebus, other than that he has a book tattooed on his head and he makes people seethe, but the more he does the latter the more I like him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you mean vol 2?
        because vol 3 came out yesterday
        witnessing the Emperor's grief in the form that it takes after he gave up empathy and love and all that makes one human so that he can save humanity is gut-wrenching

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >because vol 3 came out yesterday
          oh right, forgot about that
          (not very into 40k, just like the memes/jokes sometimes)

          so, was there a big twist at the end?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO PUSSY
    NO WORK
    NO WORK
    NO TAXES

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit but for chuds

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That's a big claw

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Horus throws a fit because the God-Emperor doesn't love him even though he is pretty much the same with every one of his sons
    >start a moronic war and doom humanity for an eternity of wars and suffering

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whyd howrus so many tubes in his head from him armor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When he was tricked into entering the warp they mindfricked him and chaos washed him

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just read emprah killing horus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think about schrodinger's cat a lot, when I read WH40K novels.

      Like, the cat, in the hypothetical, can be both dead and alive, until you open the box.

      Similarly, an event in 40K can be both based and cringe, until someone writes about it. But then after you write the scene, after you open the box, you know for sure if it's dead or alive.

      And every time these fricking 40K authors open that box, they pull a dead cat out of that thing, it having overdosed on cringe.

      I wish they should stop writing them.

      I wish you would stop reading them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Horus shooting laser beams from the eye on his chest is pretty funny

      What happens to Ollanius?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horus shooting laser beams from the eye on his chest is pretty funny

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*saves your kino*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he needs to dismantle the inquisition and force the mechanicus to cough up hoarded technologies and Imperium is saved.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dismantle inquisition
        moron detected, you obviously have no idea why they exist at all (if you think it's because the Imperium is le fascist ebil state and the inquisition is a pointless ebil institution you are even more moronic)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no. inquisition is holding back humanity. they're directly causes stagnation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. someone whose knowledge comes from youtube lore videos and not from the source material

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What is the source material? I'm a different poster and I want to learn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the books.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Books and tabletop game rulebooks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the books.

                Thank you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno about about 40k but if you want to start 30k read the first trilogy and if you're not hooked by then nothing will interest you from the setting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you must think me a fool
      >no brother, it shows you have a soul
      man im so fricking glad they didnt brought the lion back just to throw the imperium into ANOTHER pointless civil war.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously how - aside from the wikis (best method thus far) and reading 500 books (some are good) or listening to the most annoying homosexual ever talk at one word per hour for 10000 hours - can I understand 40K?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just get into it gradually over time. Personally, I play the games and when I see something interesting, I read the wiki about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Total non answer. What is the mainstream path? Is it really reading 500 books or listening to a youtuber?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just said what I did. If you don't like it then go shove it up your ass you israelited homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If you don't like me answering a different question to the one you asked go frick yourself!
            >My lack of reading comprehension if you problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >understand

      It’s a fantasy series but in space, there’s nothing to understand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how do I know as much information and understand the context of everything as well as someone who's been into all this shit for 20 years
      every time
      just get started with something that interests you

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who do you think will be the final winner of 40k. tyranids right? they can revive themselves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos technically cannot be defeated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they can be defeated. chaos wants chaos not total victory. they don't wanna get rid of the factions. that's why the emperor built the golden throne. but it was never finished. you just need to get rid of the believers and chaos will cease to exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chaos was created from pure emotion and thought long before anyone knew it existed it doesn't need believers or worshipers, they just make it stronger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If tyranids ate all sentient creatures, the powers of chaos would cease to exist.
            The warp would return to something akin to the astral plane in d&d

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What I mean is, they can't be killed. The warp will always exist, the gods will always exist, demons will always exist and be reborn in the warp. There is no way to "win" against them for good, the way you could eradicate one of the races in realspace. You could invade the Tau homeworlds and genocide them and they'd be gone. You can't permanently kill warp entities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >permanently kill warp entities
            multiple Eldar gods were killed for good. and they're definitely warp entities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just deprive them of their sustenance and they are dead or reduced to a shadow of their former selves. Or kill then with an immense psychic attack like Ynnead is supposed to be able to do. Or lock them out of the material with null pylons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it'll be an eternal struggle against tyranids, orks, and chaos. Chaos will always exist, tyranids can't be wiped out, and orks will dynamically match the strength of their opponents

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If nids kill all humans then chaos is fricked without its primary food source.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tyranids seems like the perfect tyranid remedy. orks multipy fast and tyranids evolve with every death. imperium can lure tyranids to ork worlds to so they can fight in a eternal stalemate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro they already tried that. It's The Octarius War and it was a disaster because the Orks and Tyranids got into a super arms race against each other. I think the Tyranids ultimately won it meaning you have hyper evolved Tyranids lurking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t necrons body the nids? I’m not big into the lore or anything but I do remember hearing that much.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From what I understand, necrons should win 98% of the engagements, but every 2% they lose will irreparably whittle them down

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah the Necrons can still replenish numbers these days. Either through outsourcing the jobs of dead Necrons to Canoptek constructs or by copying Necron minds and printing them into new bodies (considered inferior and fake by normal Necrons)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The necrons are currently in a civil war, their leader does want to stop the Tyranids though because he wants to harvest organics for the necrons to take over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The necrons are currently in a civil war
            Meh, name one faction that isn't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Don’t necrons body the nids?
          At anything closely resembling equal numbers yeah. Tyranid need to outnumber Imperials several to one to stand a chance, while Imperials need a 10-1 numerical advantage to stand a chance against the Necrons (outside of SM plot armour)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >some random ass never-before mentioned alien race randomly appears from outside the galaxy and kills everyone
      How mad would people be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >abhumans who descended from Humanity's DAOT exploratory fleet from M.20 armed with DAOT technology.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orks.
      They do what they enjoy doing and don't even know the word "suffering". They already won

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Horus it was you! You were the Horus Heresy!
    Seriously?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Erebus whispering in his ear.
    horus is a good boi who dindunuffin

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kra6kH9W7JU

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer is the most disappointing franchise I've ever tried to get into. It starts off looking gay but then you check it out and there are some cool things there, you get sucked in with some surface and mostly wrong information like Bricky videos, and then the more you get into it the gayer it gets. It's all so incredibly stupid and lame when you start to get the scope of it and the direction.
    Bricky makes it sound like the emperor is this unknowable great leader from thousands of years ago when humanity was at its peak. Humanity has fallen so hard that no one knows anything about the emperor, how he was made, what sort of insane genetic manipulation he went through to become like this. He is just this rotten corpse on a throne, just a glorified lighthouse for space travel. His only purpose is to be this shiny thing in the chaos so you can tell which way you are going when traveling.
    But then you get into it. Turns out Emperor is just a homosexual who used to live in caves. He sat around for millions of years doing frick all and is a naturally occurring being, or maybe the old ones made him. Wise leader with unknowable plans? Nope, you can go read muh horus heresy and the emperor talks like an idiot written by 40 year old balding manchildren. Corpse on the throne? Nope, the emperor is more powerful than ever and actually can speak and makes miracles happen across the galaxy and his cult is completely justified because he is a literal god. The emperor can get off the throne at any moment because he is unlikable and would respawn immediately if he didn't get his 1000 souls.
    Everything about Warhammer is like this. It's gay.
    >OOOOH BIG BAD HORUS HERASY!! SO EPIC!!
    Horus went to sleep and woke up as a bad guy. Motivations? Purpose? Nope, he evil now.
    All the primarchs are so lame and one dimensional, and dumb. They're supposed to be these 1000 IQ geniuses but they're idiots with a one track mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much of this is caused by recent authours additions or retconning? Was the story always this way?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most of it is because of the HH series

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It seems to have always been like this but there used to be less information so the fans sort of made shit up and it became canon in the fanbase.
        The idea the fanbase holds about the emperor is very cool, like he is this relic from a much better age and the cult surrounding him is pure bullshit, it's like some tribe seeing planes fly in the sky and making a cult around the flying metal birds.
        From everything I've seen the official writing has never been like this. The emperor seems to have always been this homosexual ''perpetual'' who had a cast of other homosexual perpetuals. The emperor's true form seems to have always been just a regular dude wearing robes and he mindfricks everyone around hm to see him as this 15 feet golden warrior. This seems to have been solidified around 2006

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cargo cult story is far more predictable and lame I'm sorry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >an ironic twist of fate where a leader representing technology and progress becomes a symbol for a stagnant cult leading his people into the dark ages where the only thing keeping humanity from extinction is blind belief in an old relic that is so advanced it can only be seen as magic
            vgh... lame and predictable
            >billion year old magician who knows everything made dumb soldiers to be corrupted by chaos (all according to keikaku(keikaku means plan)) so he can pretend to get hurt and go pretend to be sleeping while he plays a real life RTS and spawns angels on battle fields and lets everyone suffer and his empire be weak and never get any new tech because he finds it really funny that everyone is worshipping him and causing unprecedented suffering on his entire species
            HOLY HECK THIS SO MUCH! HAVE ALL MY REDDIT GOLD!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you stranger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bricky makes it sound like the emperor is this unknowable great leader from thousands of years ago when humanity was at its peak.
      yes, events from over 10000 years ago are myth to common people

      >Humanity has fallen so hard that no one knows anything about the emperor,
      all the important people know

      >how he was made, what sort of insane genetic manipulation he went through to become like this.
      irrelevant really

      >He is just this rotten corpse on a throne, just a glorified lighthouse for space travel.
      His only purpose is to be this shiny thing in the chaos so you can tell which way you are going when traveling.
      he has always guided the imperium in sneaky ways

      >But then you get into it. Turns out Emperor is just a homosexual who used to live in caves. He sat around for millions of years doing frick all and is a naturally occurring being, or maybe the old ones made him.
      not new lore

      >Wise leader with unknowable plans? Nope, you can go read muh horus heresy and the emperor talks like an idiot written by 40 year old balding manchildren.
      yes this is bad

      >Corpse on the throne? Nope, the emperor is more powerful than ever and actually can speak and makes miracles happen across the galaxy and his cult is completely justified because he is a literal god.
      i don't know about that changing at all, it has/hasn't been like this always, you never know

      >The emperor can get off the throne at any moment because he is unlikable and would respawn immediately if he didn't get his 1000 souls.
      doubt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The books are written for 15 year olds yet you lack the reading comprehension to understand even the most basic themes and ideas

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bow to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The floor/stairs in this image make me mad, and I'm not even good with art

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who said warhammer 40 gay?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Space Marines are extremely homoerotic to be fair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >read this
    >could be cool
    >reality
    >complete fanfic tier writing/storytelling
    >rips off the surface level of every big sci fi
    >a universe of insurmountable people but no mystery is allowed
    >everything must be quantified and interconnected (badly) to sell plastic figurines
    >every normal person is retconned into a timeless wizard who cannot die
    >writers try to force epic quotes, would make a self righteous 16 year old cringe
    >some boogie2488 diabetes plague carrier frick spitting on you while explaining how badass it is that 12 space marines from the ADEPTUS PRAETORIAE MAXIMUS (it's Roman you wouldn't get it) got dropped on a planet and fought for 900 hours straight and at the end killed 15 billion wait 15 trillion people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sovlless moron who gets his info from youtube shorts

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Warhammer 40k

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Death to the False Emperor, let the Imperium burn.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >death to the Emphrah
    >my soulless psychic parasites that proclaim themselves to be gods and yet are completely dependant on mortals for existence are so much greater

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The False Emperor is also dependent on the souls of dying psychic children to sustain himself on his broken throne. Your False Emperor is no different from the supernatural parasites, Gue'la.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the Unspoken Sanction (sacrificing all sorts of psykers, not psychic children) was put in effect to sustain Malcador so he could hold the Throne in check and was continued in order to sustain the Emperor on the Throne where he chose to be placed because it was his duty
        the "life" he endures in order to be able to control the Throne is a sacrifice

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tau human soldiers believe in the greater good so hard it manifests in the warp
    >Millions of tech priests believe in the Omnisiah, no presence in the warp
    Don't say the emperor because they believed in the Omnisiah for thousands of years before the emperor came to them. They had no idea who he was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Millions of tech priests believe in the Omnisiah, no presence in the warp
      Of course. The Void Dragon is in the Materium already...

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He got tricked by his father into believing there were no such thing as gods, then he got tricked by evil gods into believing that his father was evil all along. That's literally why he did it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40k lore is dumb and people shouldn't take it so seriously. It found a sweetspot between satire and cringe several editions ago but now we're in full primarch wank mode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't realize it's no longer literature but scripture

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer Fantasy Battle >>>>>>>>>>> Warhammer Starcraft 40k >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *power gap* >>>>>>>>>>>>> Age of Sugma

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Chudperor was against protecting trans kids. Horus had no choice ong fr fr.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The card section of the fight felt like something that would happen in TTS.

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