Imagine having some sexy millenium aged android alien gf who you force to walk around your house in just an apron and cook and clean for you haha what a dream
this is literally me, down to awkwardly running away from people
This is me
So what, you have the emotional and social maturity of a 2nd grader? What happened in your life? Did your dad beat you or grope your penis or something? Grow up, and become an adult. what's taking you so long? It actually blows my mind that there are people who struggle with social interaction or are socially awkward. Imagine thinking anyone else actually cares about you enough to make a judgement that means anything, when in reality being an autistic, moronic spurg will draw more judgements towards you than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel. I can't imagine living a life of pure fear like people like you do.
>than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel.
I don't think you understand just how alien autistic people can be to normies
Unique quirks and idiosyncrasies don't make you autistic. If you had legitimate autism you would be screaming and hitting yourself in public and require constant attention from an adult.
>but muh spectrum
Stop hiding behind pseudo-science and grow up. I have a cousin with real autism and if you have real autism you literally cannot go out in public without being accompanied by an adult. The spectrum theory was created by scrupulous doctors to get money from moron shut-ins like yourselves. All of my cousins doctors tell me as much. Legitimate autism is extremely rare and none of you have it.
Bro your shit is moronic your on the same type of shit as >wtf are you talking about, you're not disabled just because you have neuropathy below your knees my dad is fully quadriplegic, that's a real invalid anything else is just pseudo-science
>being an autistic, moronic spurg will draw more judgements towards you than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel
What if your opinions aren't socially acceptable? Should I go around saying that non-whites shouldn't be able to live in white countries or that the Age of Consent should be abolished? Speaking your mind is only a good strategy if you're an NPC, like the person I'm replying to. Reply after I filter this thread and I filter these threads they keep making because I keep filtering them. None of you will write anything worth reading in your entire lives; That's my honest opinion.
If you don't know how to present your views or beliefs in a socially acceptable way, you are never going to 'make it' as an adult. It sounds to me like your opinions are too extreme, political, and contrarian, fueled by internet dialogue and devoid of real life experience/frame of reference: of course people will think you're a moron. You have child-like views. You need to develop reasonable adult-like ones.
Your views are the views of women, my views are the views of men throughout all human history. The child acting up towards the father with the approval of mommy.
why do I feel like this site is just a bunch of people larping?
whenever someone makes a post like this I just imagine another nerd sitting in his parents basement in his undies laughing mischievously as he is about to troll his fellow nerds by pretending to be a normie
>I just imagine another nerd sitting in his parents basement in his undies laughing mischievously as he is about to troll his fellow nerds
That's fricking spot on me
>brooo nobody even… LE CARES
I think about this all the time, but even walking past people on the street I get nervous, it’s an involuntary gut reaction I cannot stifle.
I even worked as a cashier for 1 year and it didn’t improve.
At least this illness has pushed me into caring for my appearance and body better, I used to give 0 fricks 5-6 years ago but this shit just suddenly came into my mind one day.
7 years ago I was outside at work having a smoke when someone came out and said hello to someone they were on the phone with. I was looking at the floor (because sperg) and didn't know they were on the phone so said hello back and all the other people laughed at me.
I still cringe thinking about it at least once a month
8 months ago
Anonymous
I was the man on the phone, I think about how stupid you looked daily
8 months ago
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That's not that bad imo, it doesn't seem like they were laughing directly at you but more the goof-up
My hair is drastically thinning over the last few months and I’m very self conscious over it, I wear hats and beanies but I know my hair is going away forever and it makes me feel bad all the time. If I shave it, it’ll never come back and my hairline is so fricked I’d have to keep it bald, not even buzzed. I’m very stressed.
Silicone sexdolls have come a long way since the movie.
Now they are hyper realistic. Pic related only costs 2,000$ but will save you money on a marriage.
>movie where main character is a huge weirdo loser virgin and everyone reacts nicely to it and a woman voluntarily expresses interest in him until he’s finally fixed and then he gets to have sex and not be a weirdo virgin loser anymore
The WORST genre of movie. This does not happen. In real life he would have gotten his ass beat, maybe arrested, and no woman would have ever shown kindness towards him.
It gets more fun in your early 30s when the nagging thought of >tfw no wife/kids" starts hitting harder
You still feel in the clear and young when your age starts with a 2
the perfect woman
i want robot girlfriend
What age would you choose ?
seven thousand year old ancient alien service construct
Imagine having some sexy millenium aged android alien gf who you force to walk around your house in just an apron and cook and clean for you haha what a dream
It's so fricked up now that I immediately started searching the background of this image for signs it's an AI.
It is an ai image, anon.
And it's not fricked up to check.
25
300 years old but she's a vampire robot
18.
I dunno. They're a pita to keep clean.
Would be funnier if they didn't have a chad like Ryan Gosling playing Lars.
He's literally me
So what, you have the emotional and social maturity of a 2nd grader? What happened in your life? Did your dad beat you or grope your penis or something? Grow up, and become an adult. what's taking you so long? It actually blows my mind that there are people who struggle with social interaction or are socially awkward. Imagine thinking anyone else actually cares about you enough to make a judgement that means anything, when in reality being an autistic, moronic spurg will draw more judgements towards you than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel. I can't imagine living a life of pure fear like people like you do.
>just stop being autistic bro
Unique quirks and idiosyncrasies don't make you autistic. If you had legitimate autism you would be screaming and hitting yourself in public and require constant attention from an adult.
>but muh spectrum
Stop hiding behind pseudo-science and grow up. I have a cousin with real autism and if you have real autism you literally cannot go out in public without being accompanied by an adult. The spectrum theory was created by scrupulous doctors to get money from moron shut-ins like yourselves. All of my cousins doctors tell me as much. Legitimate autism is extremely rare and none of you have it.
Dude relax it's a joke. Have you ever laughed before?
Bro your shit is moronic your on the same type of shit as
>wtf are you talking about, you're not disabled just because you have neuropathy below your knees my dad is fully quadriplegic, that's a real invalid anything else is just pseudo-science
>than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel.
I don't think you understand just how alien autistic people can be to normies
>being an autistic, moronic spurg will draw more judgements towards you than just being yourself and stating/speaking what you really feel
What if your opinions aren't socially acceptable? Should I go around saying that non-whites shouldn't be able to live in white countries or that the Age of Consent should be abolished? Speaking your mind is only a good strategy if you're an NPC, like the person I'm replying to. Reply after I filter this thread and I filter these threads they keep making because I keep filtering them. None of you will write anything worth reading in your entire lives; That's my honest opinion.
If you don't know how to present your views or beliefs in a socially acceptable way, you are never going to 'make it' as an adult. It sounds to me like your opinions are too extreme, political, and contrarian, fueled by internet dialogue and devoid of real life experience/frame of reference: of course people will think you're a moron. You have child-like views. You need to develop reasonable adult-like ones.
>just be yourself
>b-but uhhh not if you're different from me
ok moron
Your views are the views of women, my views are the views of men throughout all human history. The child acting up towards the father with the approval of mommy.
>Should I go around saying that non-whites shouldn't be able to live in white countries or that the Age of Consent should be abolished?
Yes
why do I feel like this site is just a bunch of people larping?
whenever someone makes a post like this I just imagine another nerd sitting in his parents basement in his undies laughing mischievously as he is about to troll his fellow nerds by pretending to be a normie
>I just imagine another nerd sitting in his parents basement in his undies laughing mischievously as he is about to troll his fellow nerds
That's fricking spot on me
>brooo nobody even… LE CARES
I think about this all the time, but even walking past people on the street I get nervous, it’s an involuntary gut reaction I cannot stifle.
I even worked as a cashier for 1 year and it didn’t improve.
I literally can't go outside unless I look "perfect" otherwise I think people would notice and make laugh at me.
i know that feel bro, hate being inside my head so much of the time
At least this illness has pushed me into caring for my appearance and body better, I used to give 0 fricks 5-6 years ago but this shit just suddenly came into my mind one day.
yeah, my other me wont stop criticizing every little thing i do
I got laughed at a few months and it hurt quite a bit for a few weeks - still think about
7 years ago I was outside at work having a smoke when someone came out and said hello to someone they were on the phone with. I was looking at the floor (because sperg) and didn't know they were on the phone so said hello back and all the other people laughed at me.
I still cringe thinking about it at least once a month
I was the man on the phone, I think about how stupid you looked daily
That's not that bad imo, it doesn't seem like they were laughing directly at you but more the goof-up
Damn. Exact same. And I tried to shape my eyebrows today and was immediately busted at work.
My hair is drastically thinning over the last few months and I’m very self conscious over it, I wear hats and beanies but I know my hair is going away forever and it makes me feel bad all the time. If I shave it, it’ll never come back and my hairline is so fricked I’d have to keep it bald, not even buzzed. I’m very stressed.
this is literally me, down to awkwardly running away from people
This is me
>32 years old
>haven't even hung out with a girl by myself since like 6th grade
What is it, autism or what?
Unironically, he's literally me
>tfw 2 years out of a failed engagement and nobody ever asks you if you’re single anymore or shows any attention you at all really
being beneath notice is the greatest skill of the ninja
Too bad I’m not a fricking ninja and I’ll never have a sharingan
> I'm not a fricking ninja
it's ok to be a celibate ninja
I'm married and have a child and still feel like this and it hurts knowing it's not ever going to go away
Fat Goose is best goose
You just think that because you’re fat
he was lonely anon.
Silicone sexdolls have come a long way since the movie.
Now they are hyper realistic. Pic related only costs 2,000$ but will save you money on a marriage.
>movie where main character is a huge weirdo loser virgin and everyone reacts nicely to it and a woman voluntarily expresses interest in him until he’s finally fixed and then he gets to have sex and not be a weirdo virgin loser anymore
The WORST genre of movie. This does not happen. In real life he would have gotten his ass beat, maybe arrested, and no woman would have ever shown kindness towards him.
It literally does, just be attractive. Evidence: my life. I hated this movie when I saw it due to how much Lars' character resonated with me.
That’s why Jeff Who Lives At Home is the best version of this genre
Tamaño natural 1974
The REAL "He's literally me"
>Ryan was 27 while making this kino
>De Niro was 27 while making Taxi Driver
>tfw 27
fug, I'm not gonna make it
27 virgin loser here. Truly the age where you realize it's over
It gets more fun in your early 30s when the nagging thought of >tfw no wife/kids" starts hitting harder
You still feel in the clear and young when your age starts with a 2
It’s even better when you had 5+ years with someone only to have to endure that feel
I lost my virginity at 27, don't give up bros
>27 year old virgin
haha what crazy concepts are those hollywood writers gonna think of next
I've never hugged a girl before
Who's that hottie on the left?
he's a real human bean
Anybody wanna own the prop head?