Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    body dismorphic disorder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. was a heartthrob for almost two decades, started to lose it to Cinemaphile men now he is gettin older and started looksmaxxin. he was not the first, nor will be the last

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, blames it on an
        >accident

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this guy some twink getting ass drilled by producers to get rolls? Kind of makes sense seeing what he's done to himself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure he could afford bread if he wanted. I think he has insecurity issues from his height

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now have him stand next to the actual Lou Ferrigno.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking HGH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that roid gut
      Steroids make your intestines grow as well for anyone wondering why this is a thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its insulin and hgh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats hgh

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this homie looks like Shrek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *lord farquad

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules remake when?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek i loved ferrigno's movies back when i was a kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to compete with Arnold in bodybuilding=loses to him
      >tries to compete with Arnold in the film industry=also loses
      >tries to become a politician, only gets minor appointments, Arnold gets elected governor twice
      lol, it wouldnt surprise me if he dies earlier than Arnold aswell.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can some Cinemaphile gay explain why roid users always have a bulging gut? That shit looks disgusting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Organ growth from high, cirrhosis from oral steroids and visceral fat from insulin

      Stick to injecting test based compounds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would a highly paid actor with doctors and experts around him do orals?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          to kick off a cycle before the T or Tren start working

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because their ab muscles get so big and developed that when they breathe their stomach bulges out. That's literally the reason. Same reason why fat people get bulging stomach. But with muscle you need a more extreme amount of muscle on your stomach for it to show and it's not usually possible natty.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dyel brosience

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Your intestines grow too, making you look pregnant. It's not the ab muscles, it's what's behind the abs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never tried any form of roids but I have a bit of this

          My "abs", especially the top ones, stick out a bit like that when I flex my stomach
          Does this mean my intestines are too big as well?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have an enlarged colon. It's over, bro. Sorry.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roids don't grow your intestines you absolute moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >intestines are a muscle
            >the muscle growing chemical doesn't make them get bigger
            Yes they do you double moron

            I've never tried any form of roids but I have a bit of this

            My "abs", especially the top ones, stick out a bit like that when I flex my stomach
            Does this mean my intestines are too big as well?

            Na mate you're just shredded, keep it up.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >roids make your brain and eyes bigger
              cool

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you're just shredded
              lmao not yet

              We're getting there though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was that house designed by a bodybuilder too? The windows indicate there are two floors but the door indicates there's only one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I were those lads

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they don't

              Steroids are androgens and target striated muscle type 2 and type 2a generally, intestinal muscle is a smooth muscle with completely different tissue arrangement. It doesn't even add cellular nuclei during growth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lennyism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there an update on this guy's foot?
        it was literally leaking pus not too long ago, so fricking disgusting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HGH (Human growth hormones) causes it, they take it all with the roids. It increases the size of your organs, jaw, everything.

      Their intestines start getting larger and pushing their gut outward.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls in my HS loved him kek they would probably be disgusted nowadays

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with his face?
    It's just make up isn't it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a symptom of HGH abuse.

        It's special effects done for the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a symptom of HGH abuse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jaw surgery mostly, but also hgh.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golem git ye gone!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that roid gut
    Grim

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, just like 80s star Robert Z'Dar.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To play Kevin Von Erich.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Baki cast holy frick

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we finally getting the biopic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a perfect world, men like these wouldn't exist...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. k-pop homosexual
        In a perfect world, all men look like that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy newbie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like it's from some shitty analog horror youtube account

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just some guys having some clean, wholesome fun

        https://nypost.com/2019/12/30/four-michigan-men-arrested-for-driving-horse-and-buggy-while-drunk/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These homies straight out of Darksouls character creation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys burn local

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've got the keys to the yard and the barn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what happens when you do too many big doinks in amish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen a person that looks like that. Genuinely fascinating.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've never seen a man?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's a combination of both incest and a life of hard labor. goddamn surreal looking either way.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's actually just lens distortion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys potions were too strong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      These pictures don't look real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the article the image is originally from even mentions its edited to protect their identities but it's still a Cinemaphile staple 5 years later

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about?

          It's not edited you giant moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoutout to simpleflips

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what happens when you keep it in the family for several generations

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cabbage gang

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do they go to amish jail or regular jail?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one is the leader

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you really have to ask? look at this smug motherfricker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >upper left
      >the chill muscle guy, lifts stuff and intimidates opponents

      >upper right
      >the inquisitive friendly guy, befriends women and children

      >bottom right
      >the devious mastermind, kickstarts all their adventures and gets them into trouble

      >bottom left
      >the dumb motherfricker, comic relief and butt of all jokes

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you live with bogging yourself that hard

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some calls cannot be refused.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lord farqchad

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    manlet tax, one way or the other you gonna pay it in a shape or form

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like iron jaw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might be too serious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellboy story ? Hell yeah

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did it for the hot dog and handshake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's over with me, brother.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDK

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell he is a manlet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make 1 short post
        >obsessed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >short post

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He answered the call. When you enter midlife crisis mode you either buy a corvette or become a roid monkey.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even 40. He could have skated by his natural looks for few more decades.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is nuts. i guess he thought he was getting out ahead of the aging, but man he really got unlucky with how that investment turned out.
        is his farquad haircut real? idk what to make of that move

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for a role.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah? What role?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's playing one of the Von Erichs in a wrestling movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His luck peaked, landing a role as "Ugly fricking moron #3" in the upcoming movie about middle aged pageboys.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conan bowl cut

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roid gut

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    grugcore

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is from November

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick he looks kind of normal again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh looking good

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably got molested

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick nice turtle shell gut.

    someone get Cinemaphile to send this to lenny

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be careful who you call a twink in highschool

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HGH is a disaster, he looks ridiculous, cartoon proportions on that head ffs. He could have kept on the dbol and probably looked ok.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie lookin like he stepped off the set of the flintstones or some shit

    He looks like the 70s hulk but doesn't even need makeup

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nibba look like a jacked monk

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like those giants that krilin and goku used to defeat with one kick as a kid

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Pete Rose but more jacked

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFS tie his hair blond and give him a sword, and you have the perfect nibba for He-Man!!

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read somewhere that he fell from a ladder which fricked up his face and he do undergo facial reconstruction. It sounds like bullshit though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did an interview and said he broke his jaw on a coffee table when he tripped and fell and that his current appearance was due to the reconstructive jaw surgery he had to undergo to save his life

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like frick.stop naming everyone who takes roids "Chad".

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd looks pretty decent if he had a good haircut. The haircut, and to a lesser extent the roid gut, is why he looks fricking moronic. The roid gut isn't that noticeable when he's got a shirt on. He also needs to build up his back some.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what losing alex daddario tittes in your face every day does to a muthafricker

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was molested by ~~*men in the film industry*~~ and changed his face and body to look more masculine to mentally separate himself from his natural twinkish appearance that attracted those men to him in the first place. It's sad honestly

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    zach efron is a white guilt lefty homosexual

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like an anime character.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking good king

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