why did he do it bros?

why did he do it bros?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he trusted the science

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water is full of roasties.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never happened, evolution is not real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically think evolution is nonsense. once i learned that evolution isn't gradual and they think it literally all happened suddenly, i lost interest

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they think it literally all happened suddenly
        Is this 'new science'? I always thought billions of years were involved in the process. Maybe they are just making shit up now because none of it makes sense anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and they think it literally all happened suddenly
          Are you high?

          > they think it literally all happened suddenly
          who is "they"? no one thinks this

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuated_equilibrium

          the evolution that you know (gradual change) doesn't exist in science. it's this moronic shit. evolution isn't real

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Gould's sympathetic treatment of Richard Goldschmidt, the controversial geneticist who advocated the idea of "hopeful monsters," led some biologists to conclude that Gould's punctuations were occurring in single-generation jumps
            >This interpretation has frequently been used by creationists to characterize the weakness of the paleontological record, and to portray contemporary evolutionary biology as advancing neo-saltationism.
            >"Since we proposed punctuated equilibria to explain trends, it is infuriating to be quoted again and again by creationists – whether through design or stupidity, I do not know – as admitting that the fossil record includes no transitional forms. Transitional forms are generally lacking at the species level, but they are abundant between larger groups."
            > This is because even though evolutionary change appears instantaneous between geological sedimentary layers, change is still occurring incrementally, with no great change from one generation to the next. To this end, Gould later commented that "Most of our paleontological colleagues missed this insight because they had not studied evolutionary theory and either did not know about allopatric speciation or had not considered its translation to geological time. Our evolutionary colleagues also failed to grasp the implication(s), primarily because they did not think at geological scales".
            It literally outlines the thing you've misunderstood right there on the page

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you manage to bumble your way through life with such a massive learning disability?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and they think it literally all happened suddenly
        Are you high?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > they think it literally all happened suddenly
        who is "they"? no one thinks this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >once i learned that evolution isn't gradual and they think it literally all happened suddenly, i lost interest
        As opposed to the religious path where... it literally all happened suddenly, complete with a fully understood language already uploaded into the mind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically think evolution is nonsense. once i learned that evolution isn't gradual and they think it literally all happened suddenly, i lost interest

      just keep praying, the flying bearded semite will throw at you some cash or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. It's just too far-fetched for me to buy into the psyop.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did this shit be dinosaur to be then a human being when it really should more be the fish to a fish

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't, if you believe this you're a moron.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO BACK, IT’S NOT TOO LATE

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He held a pure burning 4th dimensional hatred for all living beings, past present and future. He knew exactly what he was doing. His only thoughts were of pure glee knowing the hellworld he was dooming us to.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a nagging sound at the back of his mind, a voice that said there's more in life than the sea. He was haunted by the dreams of light and tall buildings, dreams of places where strange creatures gathered together. They gathered together to eat strange foods and drink strange drinks.
    Eventhough he did not know what a drink was, he knew that was what those strange creatures poured in their mouths, with appendages that looked nothing like his.
    And there was the biggest miracle yet, the silver screen filled with pictures, though what was a picture he did not know, that moved, showing feats one after another, more amazing than the next.
    From there, because of the voices and his dreams, he knew he had to move on, move to the dry lands, even if it would kill him.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really like it

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to dry off

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reproduction is chromosomes pairing off
    >different species, even closely related ones, have different numbers of chromosomes

    So how does it work? How do a bunch of mutations happen in the same time at the same place, so that they all have the same new number of chromosomes and can reproduce, and this magic simultaneous mutation is also advantageous for survival?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >different species, even closely related ones, have different numbers of chromosomes

      It's not really much of a barrier over the length of time that is involved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUST
      *clap*
      THE
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      SCIENCE
      *clap*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you find out that dinosaurs are reverse engineered based on a single femur bone. You didn't think they found whole dinosaur skeletons, did you anon? Hahaha, trust the science.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've found plenty of skeletons and mass death sites schizo. That's why the whole "Extrapolating from a handful of bones and teeth" process exists, it's crossreferencing the material with species we have more data for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so that they all have the same new number of chromosomes
      Because mutations which survive don't involve extra chromosomes/missing chromosomes. The ones that survive involve the nucleotide sequence on a particular chromosome being changed. There's still 23 pairs, but one of those chromosomes now has a different string of nucleotides, which results in developmental abnormalities
      > in the same time at the same place,
      It doesn't all happen at once, a beneficial mutation slowly becomes the norm over successive generations of those with the mutation thriving and having more offspring while those without die off

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm supposed to believe that giant lizards with really long necks making ROAAAAR sounds are real but dragons aren't? Why is SCIENCE so gay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragons and dinosaurs are the same

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just keeps moving forward

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which way green amphibian?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did the evolution

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was tired of swimming in pee

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    motherfricker should have went the other direction, evolved us to live within the earth's core

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To gain independence from English rule

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIGHT HERE

    RIGHT NOW

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To frick a dog

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make mad all

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If evolution is real then why are there still monkeys?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want my descendants to be forced to pay taxes so that Black folk can get fat and prostitutes can get abortions

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aliens gave bacteria to the fish which made the fish crawl on land and then the aliens came back to have sex with the monkeys and that's why we have humans
    it was aliens, not his fault

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To get away from his nagging wife

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black fish were rioting.
    Anphibian flight was inevitable.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution is just a theory.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not knowing the definition of a scientific theory.

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