Why did he do this?

Why did he do this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The false man was an affront to creation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      I think a central point of the Engineers is that they don't value artificial intelligence in the slightest so the notion that an artificial being would even be presented as evidence of the worthiness of a species would be offensive to them.

      also this
      if this form of technology was allowed by the engineers, they would have done it; it's the easy route. but obviously their cultural pursuit revolves around understanding and respecting biological technology, so they're averse to it for some reason.
      probably along the lines that there are aspects innate to biological life that cannot be replicated through other means. that for reasons unbeknownst to us, it is essentially blasphemous or foolish. one might imagine, it's whatever comprises the soul and balances a natural-born lifeform. david missing that is partly why he became villainous-- there's nothing in his nature to prevent it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the engineers are religious morons.
        got it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did he do this?
      Because space Zyzz is part of the race called the Engineers. They created many worlds, and evolutionary inhabitants in their own image, including Earth. Except Earth ultimately turned out to be the runt of the space litter, so to speak. So the Engineers decided to wipe out Earth using the black goo, which is like a bio weapon that captures, integrates and transforms animal hosts in to Xenomorph like creatures (through a complex face-hugger impregnation fetish). That explains why Alien/Aliens had humanoid Xenomorphs, why later films had dog like Xenomorphs, even bug Xenomorphs, because the weapon turn existing life forms into new bio weapons against themselves, in a metamorphic chain reaction.

      Anyway, space Zyzz saw humans as trash, and hated the arrogance of humans considering themselves as creators, making another being (the android) in their own image. See

      Why are you still reading? I'm probably full of shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you still reading? I'm probably full of shit.
        because this is a far better plot than the actual "revelation"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because he was disgusted that humans wanted immortality and made a mockery of their ability to create life by making androids. Go read the cut dialogue from the script

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was cut for a reason, no thanks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a really, REALLY stupid reason

        yeah it was bad dialogue.
        The engineer says that Jesus was a human they abducted and taught the meaning of life then sent him back to teach us

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah a bad reason. The whole point of the story is thrown out the window. Typical Lindelof shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a really, REALLY stupid reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you wake up from cryosleep and some lab rats you experimented on for fun a thousand years ago showed you a sock puppet they made and demanded that you should give them immortality as a reward.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That'd be kind of fricking rad, not gonna lie. I'd love those little guys.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if the socket puppet could talk on its own I'd probably congratulate the lil rats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think a central point of the Engineers is that they don't value artificial intelligence in the slightest so the notion that an artificial being would even be presented as evidence of the worthiness of a species would be offensive to them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds downright adorable.
          the engineer was a boorish butthole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what would be an intelligent reason to do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes the fricking alien so he kills the good guys, dumbass b***h. I swear to god this is the dumbest post I've ever seen.

      it was cut for a reason, no thanks

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's from the script, you can look it up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the FRICK up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are good candy bars

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just couldn't answer the question

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spine and spinal cord
    Why don't more shows have gore like this?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he go out speaking The King's at least? I hate to see David in a pickle like this. Rather.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not having any dialogue at all was better than going with anything the writers came up with
    they rushed this stupid movie into production

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans created a better version than themselves.
    This enraged the Engineer for obvious reasons.
    It's kind of like the "never create a clone of yourself as smart as you are". It's just asking for extermination.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the android ends up killing all the engineers in the next movie, so you're probably right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this too when I watched it but apparently the species that the android wiped out was another that was created with goo like humans.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's a gay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is so funny. I lol'd when this shit happened. Here's your god bro, did you expect some 2001 style crazy revelation? Nope, he doesn't answer shit, just goes fricking nuts and murders everyone like a slasher killer.
    It's so stupid.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire caste are prone to anger

    the engineer race have a caste system

    david biobombed a low caste city

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did he do this?
    he got gay vibes from David.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why do arabs rape goats
    >why do israelites rape kids
    >why do catholic priests rape kids
    >why do politicians rape kids
    >why do teachers rape kids
    >why do police officers rape kids?

    why indeed
    its almost like its a cult that you werent born into so you deny it exists because the only thing real to you is what you want to be real

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was on his way to kill all humans on Earth anyway, so it makes sense to kill the ones that are in front of him before he sets off
    this is the best answer I would think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was he planning to attack Earth?
      I think I read once that they were pissed about Jesus but that feels like a shitpost.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was he planning to attack Earth?
        David somehow learned that "sometimes to create, one must destroy"
        now why is that? I don't know, the movie refuses to elaborate on anything interesting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie refuses to elaborate on anything interesting
          this
          They tried to put in half interesting scifi, half cosmic horror and it ruined it.
          Pick one or the other. Just as it starts to get interesting it turns into alien murder fest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't make sense though. It's been two thousand years, the humans he wanted to kill are dead, and these ones are completely unrelated. They didn't commit any crime he's angry about, and they have demonstrated great intelligence by crafting interstellar travel and managing to get to his planet. Not a trivial feat by any measure. He should have been very impressed and want to interact with them far longer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's been two thousand years, the humans he wanted to kill are dead, and these ones are completely unrelated. They didn't commit any crime he's angry about
        sounds vaguely racist and anti semitic, anon, maybe you should stop

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex dolls are against his religion

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    david was a homosexual, god hates gays

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured the engineer saw humans as no different than all the other freaks created by the black goo.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because a fake ass robot homie woke him up from his slumber and these inferior beings speaking yadda about immortality and sheit and he had to BTFO them

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because frick humans
    And humanoid robots

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the movie went through multiple reshoots, and script edits.
    This movie was supposed to answer who that weird alien guy in the space chair from the first Aliens movie was. But for some reason, instead of leaning into its connection with the Aliens franchise, Scott wanted to make Prometheus its own thing.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if you were a spaceman on your way to abort your moronic mutant children but when you woke up from your space sleep your disgraceful spawn were there asking you for favors

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never watched this movie
    why does everyone hate it?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he sensed it was a gay robot

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think he forgot his fries

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was making a move, he had to get it on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a free country brother

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they spoke to him before he had his morning cup of joe

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, engineer van mcguffin
    >get fricked up on black boo (space vodka)
    >go on a space-vodka bender
    >steal a ship in a drunken haze, make sure to fill it with the black good stuff to keep the party going, blast off into space
    >frick up the lightspeed calculations because I’m beyond wasted at this point
    >crash on some shithole planet, everyone who was somehow still on board dies
    >ship’s automatic security systems keep me alive in cryosleep
    >fast forward idk how many bazillion years
    >cryopod opens
    >still in fight or flight mode because the last thing I remember is warping away with the space-cops on my tail
    >start making out details of reality through the black goo hangover haze
    >it’s a bunch of those weird experiments
    >what the frick
    >why are they here
    >did the space glowies send them to torment me?
    >they all start making weird high pitched noises in some kind of down syndrome approximation of my space-god dialect
    >they won’t shut the frick up
    >brutally kill one of them in a rage and decide to shut the rest up myself
    This is much more plausible than anything shitley scott was trying to convey imo

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was a lone Engineer sleeping in a space ship for over 2,000 years anyways? Why didn't he leave his slumber and complete his mission if it was so damn important?
    The virus was released by accident yeah, but the contagion had burned itself out after time passed, and the coast was clear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >be me, engineer van mcguffin
      >get fricked up on black boo (space vodka)
      >go on a space-vodka bender
      >steal a ship in a drunken haze, make sure to fill it with the black good stuff to keep the party going, blast off into space
      >frick up the lightspeed calculations because I’m beyond wasted at this point
      >crash on some shithole planet, everyone who was somehow still on board dies
      >ship’s automatic security systems keep me alive in cryosleep
      >fast forward idk how many bazillion years
      >cryopod opens
      >still in fight or flight mode because the last thing I remember is warping away with the space-cops on my tail
      >start making out details of reality through the black goo hangover haze
      >it’s a bunch of those weird experiments
      >what the frick
      >why are they here
      >did the space glowies send them to torment me?
      >they all start making weird high pitched noises in some kind of down syndrome approximation of my space-god dialect
      >they won’t shut the frick up
      >brutally kill one of them in a rage and decide to shut the rest up myself
      This is much more plausible than anything shitley scott was trying to convey imo

      A very convincing explanation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was infected and probably could not complete the mission. So he hedged his bets to sleep in the hope that other Engineers would discover him and save him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm unsure of his mission.

      I know that when he saw David he decided Humans were evolving around the wrong lines, and needed scrapped. My assumption is the technological path humans were on specifically is why he thought they needed purged. I'm not sure that was always his mission, so much as earth was in their coordinates because they checked up on it every now and then. I think the outbreak is why earth went unchecked for so long. It probably wasn't a larger cultural aim, and instead the work of a research group or biotech cult of some sort.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was sent to kill all humans. This is a human-looking thing speaking to him. Do the math.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the engineers fit wojaks?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They spoke to him before he had his morning coffee.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they demanded immortality from a race that values ritual suicide

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