Why did he do this to himself?
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because he's an amerimutt and therefore a cuck
Become a youtuber? unwarranted self-importance and narcissism.
He was always a Youtuber from the start
>I invented Youtubers.
- James Rolfe
I mean he pretty much invented the "Angry reviewer"-shtick.
The hyper angry reviewer schtick has aged so poorly though, barely anyone does that style anymore.
I still do it in the shower. It's my morning ritual.
too stupid to understand selling out to an "indie" gaming internet site isn't any different than selling out to some megacorp, both are going to rape your creative baby and keep forcing you to do it under contractual obligations. if james had full control of cinemassacre he no doubt would've moved on a long time ago, he looks like he's being held at gunpoint in newer episodes.
If you read his book James clearly has ZERO APPRECIATION for the many sacrifices others have made for his dreams to come to fruition. James was completely unaware and I suspect to this day still is unaware that he was massively protected by Mike(and others) for years. Now you combine that with the slobs being incompetent morons who DID NOT understand the assignment, well that's how you end up with disasters like Rental Ree-views and The Podcast.
all these worthless neets don't understand the struggle of being the pioneer of indie filmmaking
on his left there's a morbidly obese neonazi, to his right a fake tough guy with ugly facial hair
you could've just said he was sitting next to Cinemaphile
Calling a israeli person a nazi is literally illegal now
Enjoy jail
Just as a joke, which one would you kiss on the mouth... Left or right?
the fat guy in the purple shirt used to run a pretty funny channel called Silvermania, but it fell through when the other main guy left the project and one of their regulars got arrested for CP.
Jaron seemed like a fricking douche, but he was a good foil to Justin. A lot of those Silvermania videos are certified kino
Will on the Street was one of my favorite series on youtube back then. I wish they kept that channel going, it was way more entertaining than AVGN or any of the shit they're doing now
I hate these fat fricks so much, nobody likes them, NOBODY FRICKING LIKES YOU FRICK OFF I'D RATHER WATCH JAMES DO ALCOHOLISM BLOGS LIKE SHOENICE, THAT FOR HOURS ON END WOULD BE A MORE PLEASENT WATCH THAN EVEN LOOKING AT YOU FAT SHITS FOR FRICKING ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF A MICROSECOND
Remember when James started a band and Justin wanted to be part of it so he just stands there aimlessly in their music videos
It's all I remember from it, to be honest
>Rising up to the challenge of the Game Boy
who wrote this?
James is moronic. Actually moronic, like his genes are bad and it impairs his ability to comprehend very basic things. His career has been a series of happy accidents and others carrying him. Like other anon said, he does not appreciate this fact. Because he is moronic.
what 'terrible' games can James even review atp?
can you make a career off reviewing bad phone games? are zoomers still buying physical consoles?
he could review shitty Cinemaphile threads. There's plenty of dedicated morons that will throw money at him for lazily reading through the first three posts in any thread
Live like a windrammer as you frick
How true is the "Mike was Jame's ghost writer the whole time" theory? I thought it was bullshit until I actually saw Mike sperg out multiple times at vidya on stream and on J&M Mondays while James would literally fall asleep. Mike seems like the real life AVGN, he's clearly more passionate about vidya than James is.
There's a lot of Mike in what became the character
Mike is the Larry David of AVGN
Except Larry was hard carried by better talent not the other way around like James.
even if this was true, no-one would want a mike AVGN
james has a pleasant speaking voice
mike's by comparison is extremely raspy and irritating and would never have taken off
Mike has the energy and . . . genius? while James has the voice, I agree.
Pretty sure Mike was credited as the writer in many of the old episodes but I might be wrong. Either way I believe it 100% or it was most likely a team effort.
I’ve never seen people get so worked up over a YouTuber not making good videos anymore. Who gives a frick?
eternal manchildren mixed with le heckin nostalgia. See: Starwars cucks
I've never seen a person get this worked up about other anons shitting on another person just because they're being too mean. Who gives a frick?
It’s not just the people here it’s like a whole genre of person who cares immensely that AVGN is bad now. What were you expecting?
It's not just people here it's like a whole genre of person who cares immensley that someone is making fun of someone else on the internet.
What were you expecting?
lol you broke it.
You seem fragile.
You seem like a passive aggresive pussy.
Wow now I think you’re actually really tough and intimidating (unlike the bad youtube man who I hate)
Thanks :], you're still a homosexual though idk why you're glazing me rn but u got no rizz homes fr fr no cap
I was being facetious I actually think you are not very smart
I'd say the same thing after getting rejected by another anon i just verbally sucked off lol
That’s not a thing that’s possible I can’t suck anyone off strictly with words I would have to insert their penis into my mouth and suck it which I did not do either verbally or literally so I think maybe you are not very smart
You admired another man for being tough and intimidating like it was an epic own zone. You fricked up you stupid homosexual.
YouTube / online video consumption has supplanted tv as the baseline form of entertainment
We don’t talk about how actors have fallen off or do terrible movies anymore. We talk about how YouTubers have fallen off and the terrible videos they do
You're posting on a board dedicated to people getting worked up over their favorite tv/film series not being good anymore.
You think this is out of the ordinary here, how, exactly?
Kubrick always comes off as some weird obsessive loner who didn't seem to get people/actors, but ended up making brilliant films.
James has actively tried to become a 'real' filmmaker his whole life. He has the whole Rain Man thing going on but his most successful films are YouTube gaming videos with 'funny bad' special effects.
It's not even outsider art, it's just sad.
If only James had the time he wouldn't have needed those plagiarist hacks to carry him.
AVGN literally always needed other people. If it was just James it would still just be three shorts that were available for a short time on a defunct website.
truther manchild thread
You could have just said Red Cow Arcade.
>red cow
no one cares about you two homosexuals discussing more succesful homosexuals
How many times are you going to try to convince a bunch of anons to stop making fun of someone, like where the frick do you think you are? You homosexuals are in every AVGN thread, at what point do you stop and finally realize the time you're wasting trying to shit these threads up?
You don't really get irony do you.
I'm having fun making fun of James and that's all I need, stay seething while I continue to shit on your duck footed manchild daddy for another decade.
No because these threads are fun for us, all I hear from people like you is endless b***hing.
Uh-oh trooner havin' a meltie now
If i had friends who helped me make things I would appreciate them and defend them.
>we're just like Redlettermedia!
>It's like I'm Mike, and they're my Jay and Rich :,)
Humilition ritual
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>I don’t get why a YouTuber being bad makes you seethe so much
>OF COURSE YOU DONT YOU SENSITIVE moron? WOW TRYING TO CHANGE ME? I’LL NEVER CHANGE UNLIKE THAT moron YOUTUBER I LO-
>I MEAN HATE!!!!!
Take your meds anon, looks like the voices are back.
oh you got them!
The meme was true. They really think James owes them sex.
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Trooners felted, flawless Cinemassachads victory.
are the slobs still part of the channel? don’t keep up with the channel too much but i haven’t seen them in any videos in a while
Toby - Does his own channel, using the old set of Rental Reviews in his parents basement
Denim Dirtbag - IDK, last I saw he was trying to be a twitch vidya streamer
Crusty Justy - Still at Screenwave, presumably biding his time until he can start pressuring James to restart a Rental Reviews type show
>Mr Rolfe, you work for us now.
the frick, is he wearing a shirt with sargon's face on it?
Kieran said he's got a "real" job now, and said livestreaming is not worth it
So did Ryan troon out or not?
It's a mystery few can solve.
Big Ryan fan btw
That last podcast he did with Matei was crazy
He looked like he straightened his hair and then put on his wife's clothes and makeup
post pic
>WHYYYY WHY WHY WHY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD YOUTUBE VIDEO MAKER AND NOW HES BAD IM GOING TO GO CRAZY
mindbroken lol
>kek looks like these avgn lovers are simply too stupid to understand my dark and twisted mind
>ya see, I actually take PLEASURE in the fact that he makes bad YouTube videos now, as opposed to good one
he talking to himself, mindbroken lol
>im actually very cool and smart unlike James from off of the Angry Video Game Nerd YouTube channel, which is no longer good btw
You ok anon? You seem to be posting with yourself and quoting people who don't exist, here's a pity (You), you look like you need it, champ.
>anon you’re not following the script correctly, you’re supposed to be genuinely upset that the youtube man is bad and not good at making videos
>I feel sorry for you
mindbroken lol
nice double dubs
Vaxxed and boosted moron.
he's the same random autist in some nondescript Philly suburb with too many video-games he was when he started
youtube changed around him
How does he avoid chafing
He doesn't.
Justin seems kinda based as a basement dweller
James Rolfe is genuinely very low IQ. He had the baby face and the right accent to be able to pull of a "frick this dookie dogshit" sort of character 20 years ago and be charismatic about it. As the years have gone by it's become painfully obvious that he's a dude who was too stupid to really follow his filmmaking ambitions and who doesn't really give a damn about video games the way his persona led his audience to believe. Also he's married to a literal hag. The guy's just too dumb to really blame for anything. He was great until he wasn't and that's more than what he deserved from life.
>Also he's married to a literal hag.
Are you serious, I just googled her, she's a total qt.
Pork and beans. My underwear. Now.
>I'm a big four-eyed lamo and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday
THE JAMES ROLFE HATE CLUB!
>Could my dragon be next
Holy frick my sides
>could my dragon be next
The idea of osama bin laden targeting James stupid ass dinosaur is the funniest shit.
wtf is this?
James wrote a book. It's an extremely autistic autobiography
He gave it away for free, right?
it's an edit of the real excerpt of the book about how bimmy thinks having 9/11 memory is somehow unique and special, even though literally everyone has 9/11 memory
It's also memeing how in the book mike is literally called "matei". Not Mike, not Mike Matei, simply by his last name "Matei". This is literally never explained in the book.
>REEEEEE TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON WW3 IS HAPPENI-
>stfu i'm playing super contra
Mike was based from day one.
>I'll never forget Materi's heavy words: I'm playing Super Contra
>Could my dragon be next?
This is even funnier when you realize James was like 20 years old when he had this hilariously absurd thought. I'll always have a soft spot for him but the dude's a total sped
I remember being stoked 9/11 happened when I was a kid because it meant I could stay home and play Zelda Oracle of Ages
I remember your testimony at the Sept11th Commission.
>could my dragon be next
Wht?
https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-cope-with-low-IQ
James failed because frankly isn't very talented and only made videos that appealed to you when you were a teenager. Can't say I blame the man for just securing his money at this stage in life but pretending James is better than this is delusional.
He had a knack for being a reviewer for a few years. The problem was the Nerd overstayed his welcome and it just declined in quality overtime.
>He had a knack for being a reviewer for a few years
Was he really? I rewatched some of the old Monster Madness or movie reviews lately and it's "[plot summary], oh man this is great check out the special effects"
It was a simpler time. Monster Madness marathons are peak comfort.
bimmy lost
douge won
Why is reddit so pissed at him? Just because his videos aren't that good anymore?
>Lazarus burning in hell, begging Jesus for just one drop of water on his tongue
>tfw this man played Sim City for 11 hours straight
Played Sim City a lot as a kid, but never managed to get a Megalopolis. My record was something like 300k citizens.
He is a literal moron who needs to be led in all things. April probably had to stick it in herself.
If you read his book, he admits that he was in the special class in grade school and he's functionally moronic. These idiots just took advantage of him.
He honestly isn't that bright.
I'm subscribed to Mike on twitch
Humiliation ritual
It was the second renaissance, where kino flowed like nectar, a time of kings and heroes
james is a moron
mike is a creep
everyone else involved is something in between
beautiful poem anon
Is Mike a Serb? He has the Serbian look.
Germanic/Romanian, which evens out to Serb.
does he actually talk about having autism in his book or is that a trooner meme?
Anon, for the love of God get off the internet before your organs are sold.
he wrote the short bus and got his bus driver fired cause he said "ball's on the dick" as an analogy, tried to drown himself in ankle high water on the beach etc
Met the fat israelite once, he was really nice and I felt deeply mogged. I need girth
James is such a balding moronic homosexual
Reminder James won with April
>Cute in a librarian kind of way
>Content to remain in the background, has never forced herself into his work
>Birthed him two cute daughters
>Rich parents
>Fairly normal next to James's autism
>Has supported him throughout pretty much the entire run of AVGN
Based