He was an alcoholic. Alcoholics are addicted to alcohol. Vodka contains alcohol.
He was an alcoholic. He was drunk AT HIS HEARING because he was an alcoholic. He literally says this less than a minute after he says he drank the vodka.
Watch the movie sober next time and you won't have to ask such moronic questions.
Same reason I drink the vodka.
To drink. Russian standard gold for me right now.
Any other alcohol-related kinos recommended?
Leaving Las Vegas and Flight I've seen multiple times.
I mostly just drink vodka because of calories, price and ease of transport.
I would like to thank you guys for teaching keeping emergency beer at home. Saves me from driving to the store for more vodka when I run out.
Every day is drukday, coworkers started noticing that I only come to the office when there are gonna be free drinks to grab. I also violently threw up during the last office party so 4 months in my reputation is already settled again
>violently threw up
When I have accidents at home it is most often when I mix OJ with vodka.
I think the OJ is too acidic for my stomach so I don't buy it anymore.
When I puke I always do it in the shower naked so my body can expel anything on autopilot and flush it down the drain so there is minimal smell the next day.
I've thrown up in most imaginable places by now ranging from my manager's car, to train wagons and public squares. As a teenager I had a pretty bad phobia of throwing up which almost lead to an eating disorder, so you could say the druklife has had a positive effect on my life overall
been unemployed for a few months now after getting kaid off, my oneitis ex is getting married and my friends saw the new SAW without me. thx for asking anon cheers bud
I think that's a big part of why I drink. Mentally I'm in a much better place but I'm frequently reminded I missed being okay when things in the US were still okay.
Why couldn't Ainsley Harriet here just have used a fricking cooler with a spout >ex's parents used to make a tasty hard iced tea in one of these badboys
>Mountain Dew
first of all, that video is purely an ad, don't give this homosexual views.
Second of all, why would he ruin what looked like a tasty drink by adding goyslop?
>2-3ish years ago got regularly blackout drunk with my friends >at least weekly would drink 5-7 drinks at the bar or put away a sixer of high ABV IPAs >am really skinny so it does the trick >cut to now the act of drinking is physically exhausting >max out at 3-4 drinks >full and bloated after 2 beers >haven't blacked out in probably a year
A few days ago I went to my favorite bar with the intention of getting really drunk. I took 3 shots and had a gin and tonic and I was done, the idea of drinking more made me feel ill. I felt awful and a few hours later even vomited even though there was nothing left in my stomach. What the frick happened to me?
is sis your actual sister or a hooker that's going to roleplay as your sister? also if the former why are you getting loaded when your sister is coming over
wait you can pay girls to do this? i thought they only fricked you not played pretend games with you holy shit, prostitution should be legalized. could get drunk and pay the hooker to pretend you're charming and laugh at all of your jokes. thats how you build self confidence and the people in charge know this
Why do people bother drinking so many lite beers? I assumed lite beers were for people that wanted to have 1 or 2 and still be allowed to drive but what is the point of trying to get drunk on them? Same goes for light cigarettes
lite beers are supposed to be light in calories, not ABV, though lower abv would be the primary way to get rid of calories of course. yet miller lite is 4.2% abv and 96 calories per can i.e. a very average beer so the label means nothing in its case.
Less calorie beer is also lower % so you need to drink more of them to get the same druk level, so its fricking pointless because you end up drinking the same amount of fricking calories regardless
brainlet here.
so does light beer have less alcohol or what? I never understood this.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That looks like Leaving New Vegas.
7 months ago
Anonymous
it is
7 months ago
Anonymous
Unironically the first thread I ever made on Cinemaphile was about Leaving Las Vegas. I was drunk at the time but didn't know about druk and sincerely was trying to discuss the movie.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes lower calorie is literally just lower Alc %, its fricking stupid
english isn't even your first language so you're lying. i won't be responding further because you are a bad faith actor.
7 months ago
Anonymous
bro he's right though. if you stopped drinking and saved up, you could probably move out. don't whine about not being able to leave your family when you're dumping money into alcohol
7 months ago
Anonymous
Whatever helps you sleep at night you fricking loser, virgin, poorgay moron who will never make anything of himself. Like how pathetic are you that you live with your parents still? Just fricking have a nice day you mong
I'm gonna keep suggesting anons read SRO by Robert Deane Pharr because it is absolute litkino and the main character is pure druk, as are most of the other characters.
Regardless of his unfortunate abundance of melanin, Sid is absolutely an avatar of druk. A lonely but intelligent self loathing burnout who is unlucky in love, surrounded by a cast of berserk characters, and despising his shit ass job while trying not to get stabbed by winos and junkies. Read it.
Ive gotten blackout drunk so many times and never managed to piss or puke on myself. How does that even happen. I have broken a towel rack in the bathroom stumbling around to piss tho
same here. never pissed or shit myself or anything. must be a personal thing. I have broken all sorts of shit though. my bro pissed in the refrigerator though.
same here. never pissed or shit myself or anything. must be a personal thing. I have broken all sorts of shit though. my bro pissed in the refrigerator though.
Idk. I’ve personally never had issues pissing myself outside of drinking. It happened for the first time a couple of years ago when I got extremely hammered, happened a 2nd time like 4-5 months ago, and then happened last night.
I think part of it might be that I typically wake up once a night to take a piss so maybe my body is just more in the routine of pissing at night then most people.
No idea. I think there's times where I'm jacked in so deep to my dreams that mundane stuff from reality like having to piss just bleeds over into it.
>Stopped drinking for 1 day >Had the most insanely real life dream of me fricking some girl i use to work with like 7 years ago >was so vivid i woke up convinced it was real for a while
So this is the power of sober.............
I was dreaming about kpop idols for weeks after I quit pot. I miss it, the pot and and the dreams.
>Stopped drinking for 1 day >Had the most insanely real life dream of me fricking some girl i use to work with like 7 years ago >was so vivid i woke up convinced it was real for a while
So this is the power of sober.............
I tried a buzzball at the suggestion of someone in this thread and that thing is impressive. It's one drink that takes you straight to the Goldilocks zone of being buzzed. It's like a drinking cheat code. You pop one before a sports game, or BBQ or any social outing and it makes you good. Only thing that sucks is its pricey, cost $10 for one by me.
Any scene with this woman brings the movie to a grinding hault. It’s almost fricking 3 hours as it is, she could have easily been cut out and we wouldn’t miss anything
she was great in true detective but yeah the film opens with the second best plane scene of all time and then she shows up with her dumb heroin beef and after that I stopped watching the movie
as someone who watched rush hour 2 first and loves it to death, rush hour 1 is just so....dry and bad. i don't know, so much of the humor is underdeveloped but really blossoms in 2
I hear people on here saying I don't understand how someone could drink alone almost every night. I sincerely wonder how people can not want to drink when they get done with their day
>I hear people on here saying I don't understand how someone could drink alone almost every night
most people in this thread are perfectly fine with it so not sure what you're talking about
>most people in this thread are perfectly fine with it so not sure what you're talking about
Nah I am not fine but if I didn't do this I would probably kill myself. This isn't healthy for us.
This is the druk thread right?
Im going out tonight with some friends and druk some Branca and Coke, theres gonna be a live band so it should be fun.
But right now Im at work and cant druk...
>is being married cool?
In my case yes but my wife and I like each other and we don't have financial issues. We're planning to have a kid sometime soon, so there's no accidental pregnancy aspect either.
Marriage is a great thing if you do it right; which I did.
I relapsed last year, and finish a handle of vodka/whisky in ~2-3 nights, I do eat a big meal before going to bed, and drink ~1L of water
But have been drinking almost daily since Nov last year
I did quit for 3 months this year, but back to destroying my liver, sadly
if you're shaking and having anxiety attacks without alcohol, you're addicted
No doubt, sometimes I get the shakes and skin gets all clammy from withdrawal
There are no means for escaping this world
It penetrates even into your sleep
And is its substance
You are caught in your own dreaming
Where there is no space
And are held forever where there is no time
You can do nothing you are not told to do
There is no hope for escape from this dream
That was never yours
The very words you speak are only its very words
And you talk like a traitor
Under its incessant torture
Check out "rational recovery" bt Jack Trimpey.
Specifically, google "the structural model of addiction" right now.
Jack got some things wrong but he was dead-on about the structural model.
>googled it myself and it was all AA bullshit
Your brain, roughly is divided into the midbrain (primal lizard brain with zero concept of timing, restraint, or consequences) and neocortex ("you", your ability to inhibit yourself, your voluntary motor actions).
Your midbrain thinks you need alcohol the same way you need food.
But it can't directly make you do anything. I has to persuade your neocortex to do the motor actions of drinking. It does this through the "addictive voice", the thoughts and feelings telling you to drink.
Rational Recovery fleshes this out and addresses different cases, but fundamentally Addictive Voice Recognition Technique is making the resolution to quit and then recognizing that all thoughts and feelings contradicting that resolution are NOT your thoughts or feelings, they are the addictive voice, just your lizard brain malfunctioning. Think of how like you can put off eating when you're hungry if you're at work.
Trimpey himself has been sober like 30 years this way and for the time that RR was active it had like a 70% success rate.
Buy or pirate Rational Recovery by Jack Trimpey.
>Your brain, roughly is divided into the midbrain (primal lizard brain with zero concept of timing, restraint, or consequences) and neocortex ("you", your ability to inhibit yourself, your voluntary motor actions).
The "primal lizard brain" is the hindbrain. The neocortex is part of the forebrain. The midbrain is in the middle.
>But it can't directly make you do anything. I has to persuade your neocortex to do the motor actions of drinking. It does this through the "addictive voice", the thoughts and feelings telling you to drink.
Is there more literature I can read on this?
Rational Recovery by Jack Trimpey itself.
Page 349 is the citations section.
He cites The Harvard Medical School Mental Health Letter volume 12, The Journal of Studies on Alcohol, and American Journal of Drug and Alcohol Abuse.
Of course this book is from 1996 but it's worth reading nonetheless.
@tuxedocoattails
1 year ago
Fun Fact: Mads originally hated this scene. When he was discussing it with the director he thought it was dumb and unnecessary. Then, after dancing it out and filming it, Mads loved it and now he’s happy they kept it.
Did he get jannied?
I just checked the catalog and there's only two druks up.
Speaking of which you guys need to quit threadsplitting or druk will get banned again.
I'm going to stop being 19 in two months. I am leaving my teens with nothing social accomplished, I haven't had friends in 5 odd years.
Most of you druk because it makes you remember the good times like the 90s and shit, I druk because I just want to forget it all
I'll give you a quick piece of advice:
do not associate with druk or LULZ if you're young and vulnerable.
Cinemaphile is a site for entertainment and some on-topic discussion. You can skim the thread and see the type of people that you're venting to.
It's a meme but unironically rouch grads, when I was 19 I would go to bars and chat with older guys, they were all moronic and their advice sucked but at least I was talking to other human beings irl who weren't actively trying to drag me down.
Cinemaphile has a feels bar thread on weekends, I recommend you drink with them if you're adamant about not leaving home.
Druk and LULZ are toxic places that will encourage your worst aspects.
Fundamentally we become like rhe people we spend time around, be that online or irl. You're on Cinemaphile looking for a community, I'm telling you druk and LULZ will make you like them and they represent hopelessness.
At least people on Cinemaphile lift weights and some of them might unironically have girlfriends. The feels bar threads people will try to give you encouragement too.
For me, Druk is fun shitposting because I'm in my late 20s, have a decent life, and I'm not an alcoholic.
The young man I was replying to is in a dangerous spot where druk could lead him down a bad path even accidentally, just by shitposting but encouraging the wrong habits nonetheless.
LULZ, yeah, that's not even fun to shitpost on.
This the thread?
Yes.
>literally says why 30 seconds later in the same speech
because he's an alcoholic.
see
He was an alcoholic. He was drunk AT HIS HEARING because he was an alcoholic. He literally says this less than a minute after he says he drank the vodka.
Watch the movie sober next time and you won't have to ask such moronic questions.
Its not a real question
such a cop out answer, I drink cuz I'm a drunk, hurr durr
Same reason I drink the vodka.
To drink. Russian standard gold for me right now.
Any other alcohol-related kinos recommended?
Leaving Las Vegas and Flight I've seen multiple times.
best denzel movie after the ethan hawk one
Ethan plays an alcoholic too?
For me its
he druk
I mostly just drink vodka because of calories, price and ease of transport.
I would like to thank you guys for teaching keeping emergency beer at home. Saves me from driving to the store for more vodka when I run out.
DRUK KINGS, we doing it?
Every day is drukday, coworkers started noticing that I only come to the office when there are gonna be free drinks to grab. I also violently threw up during the last office party so 4 months in my reputation is already settled again
>violently threw up
When I have accidents at home it is most often when I mix OJ with vodka.
I think the OJ is too acidic for my stomach so I don't buy it anymore.
When I puke I always do it in the shower naked so my body can expel anything on autopilot and flush it down the drain so there is minimal smell the next day.
I've thrown up in most imaginable places by now ranging from my manager's car, to train wagons and public squares. As a teenager I had a pretty bad phobia of throwing up which almost lead to an eating disorder, so you could say the druklife has had a positive effect on my life overall
He was an alcoholic. Alcoholics are addicted to alcohol. Vodka contains alcohol.
>Vodka contains alcohol.
proof?
In English, doc.
He drank the vodka because he was a druk king and vodka is druk juice (consuming it logs you on to Cinemaphile's secret /druk/ board)
life been mad shit lately grabbed a handle of cheap Finlandia vodka and downing it with lemonade. DRUK TIME LETS GO
Whats going on anon?
been unemployed for a few months now after getting kaid off, my oneitis ex is getting married and my friends saw the new SAW without me. thx for asking anon cheers bud
Its ok anon you'll make it druk friend
we're all unemployed
the economy is imploding
>8 cans deep
>Still sober as a judge
I hate when i dont get the druk feels
When your tolerance gets to high for anything in a can you'll be drinking vodka like the rest of us. Hits quicker.
We can never go back can we? No matter how much i drink
High school sucked anyway, had to severely limit my alcohol intake to match the income of my shitty weekend dishwashing job
>We can never go back can we?
you just haven't tried hard enough
You at the end there, was it mate, aye?
Doesn't look like much has changed. Why you wanna go back, brotherlover?
I think that's a big part of why I drink. Mentally I'm in a much better place but I'm frequently reminded I missed being okay when things in the US were still okay.
>I drank the trash can jungle juice
Use to watch this guys videos like 10 years ago, suprised he's still alive
Why couldn't Ainsley Harriet here just have used a fricking cooler with a spout
>ex's parents used to make a tasty hard iced tea in one of these badboys
that's half the size of the garbage bin
>Mountain Dew
first of all, that video is purely an ad, don't give this homosexual views.
Second of all, why would he ruin what looked like a tasty drink by adding goyslop?
homosexual
running low on vodka, going out to get some more, wish me luck bros
Good luck anon, may the deli pajeet bless you with many strong sons
>don't drink for months for unrelated reasons
>have half a glass of beer
>druk
Now drink 20 more
>hardstyle mix on
>Beers at the ready
LETS FRICKING GO
>2-3ish years ago got regularly blackout drunk with my friends
>at least weekly would drink 5-7 drinks at the bar or put away a sixer of high ABV IPAs
>am really skinny so it does the trick
>cut to now the act of drinking is physically exhausting
>max out at 3-4 drinks
>full and bloated after 2 beers
>haven't blacked out in probably a year
A few days ago I went to my favorite bar with the intention of getting really drunk. I took 3 shots and had a gin and tonic and I was done, the idea of drinking more made me feel ill. I felt awful and a few hours later even vomited even though there was nothing left in my stomach. What the frick happened to me?
Stop being a pussy
im drinkin tequila rn
>The druk starts setrting in
I@M HOME
Mixed evan Williams honey whiskey w apple juice last night, it tasted like apple pie was surprisingly really good..after drinking 11 beers
I have more beers but need to stop now so when sis comes over tomorrow I'm decent
No you dont
Yes I do. I know you would want them
is sis your actual sister or a hooker that's going to roleplay as your sister? also if the former why are you getting loaded when your sister is coming over
Real sister, she's in town because of unfortunate family events. I drank 6 half a litre beers, so I'm not hammered but need to stop here
wait you can pay girls to do this? i thought they only fricked you not played pretend games with you holy shit, prostitution should be legalized. could get drunk and pay the hooker to pretend you're charming and laugh at all of your jokes. thats how you build self confidence and the people in charge know this
i'm drunk right now
>only 13
what u eatin?
Why do people bother drinking so many lite beers? I assumed lite beers were for people that wanted to have 1 or 2 and still be allowed to drive but what is the point of trying to get drunk on them? Same goes for light cigarettes
lite beers are supposed to be light in calories, not ABV, though lower abv would be the primary way to get rid of calories of course. yet miller lite is 4.2% abv and 96 calories per can i.e. a very average beer so the label means nothing in its case.
Defeats the point when you drink 20 of them
well a not-miller lite beer with less calories would mean less calories so what's your point
Less calorie beer is also lower % so you need to drink more of them to get the same druk level, so its fricking pointless because you end up drinking the same amount of fricking calories regardless
brainlet here.
so does light beer have less alcohol or what? I never understood this.
That looks like Leaving New Vegas.
it is
Unironically the first thread I ever made on Cinemaphile was about Leaving Las Vegas. I was drunk at the time but didn't know about druk and sincerely was trying to discuss the movie.
Yes lower calorie is literally just lower Alc %, its fricking stupid
If you're drinking so many it probably makes more sense to drink a higher-alcohol beer so you get druk faster and stop earlier.
Cheap whiskey but does the job
In the mood for some Koreeda movies tonight, probably 5th rewatch of Our Little Sister or Still Walking
nice taste
mmm scotch... the hot slag of liqours
blended whisky is not scotch. it's an abomination of it
Rare J&B blended scotch whisky would like a word
>5th rewatch of Our Little Sister or Still Walking
no sex scenes in either of those, are they really that good or i need jav tab open just in case i get bored?
if you have to ask you shouldnt bother with Koreeda movies
>when you get that point of druk where the drink tastes like water
IMMMMM BLACK9N OUT I DRANK THE VODKA I DRANK THE VODKA
>We get to read this anon's posts before he does
fascinating.
Please don't die anon. Booze tasting like water is a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
WE FRICKING LOST
DRUK BROS I NEED THIS
You got it homie. Gonna go out and get korean fried chicken and scotch whiskey
I could beat anyone here in a druk fight
>offer you cigarette
>agree with whatever you are mad about
>made druk sounds that could be interpreted as a toast
>we have become best friends
>beats your ass anyway
they should've cut everything after the landing scene
huh yeah i am druhnk so what you homosexualsd
I dont enjoy drinking anymore.........
rehab time
then don't moron
BUT I MUST
Remember that larping homosexual from yesterday, kek what a fricking moron
You're going to have to be more specific.
The one who claimed he was getting forced into a detox home despite also claiming he just drinks alone and doesnt bother anyone
FRICKING POST
Oh yeah, its druk kino time
drinking every night because i can't afford to move out of my disgusting apartment and get away from my disgusting family
If you didnt drink maybe you could afford it
yeah maybe in a different reality where spending slightly less money means you can afford a place
Yes brainlet, thats how it works
where do you live that's that how it works
Not in a 3rd world like you do clearly
english isn't even your first language so you're lying. i won't be responding further because you are a bad faith actor.
bro he's right though. if you stopped drinking and saved up, you could probably move out. don't whine about not being able to leave your family when you're dumping money into alcohol
Whatever helps you sleep at night you fricking loser, virgin, poorgay moron who will never make anything of himself. Like how pathetic are you that you live with your parents still? Just fricking have a nice day you mong
ITS TIME FOR DRUK MUSIC, POST EM
He must really want to eat all those carrots
My personal druk anthem.
RARBG_DO_NOT_MIRROR.exe
>RARBG_DO_NOT_MIRROR.exe
has anyone ever ran this file?
got a handle of stoli and one of gentleman jack
tonight's the night bros
>take 2 hour nap
feel like pure shit
>take another 15 minute nap
hangover gone
>tfw coming out of cryosleep after a morning druk session
I'm gonna keep suggesting anons read SRO by Robert Deane Pharr because it is absolute litkino and the main character is pure druk, as are most of the other characters.
>I'm gonna keep suggesting anons read SRO by Robert Deane Pharr
>The first-person narrator, a middle-aged black man
anon .... I ...
Regardless of his unfortunate abundance of melanin, Sid is absolutely an avatar of druk. A lonely but intelligent self loathing burnout who is unlucky in love, surrounded by a cast of berserk characters, and despising his shit ass job while trying not to get stabbed by winos and junkies. Read it.
>Read it.
OK. I will.
>pissed my bed while passed out drunk again
>apartment reeks of warm piss
>left my backpack at the bar
WHAT A LIFE
Ive gotten blackout drunk so many times and never managed to piss or puke on myself. How does that even happen. I have broken a towel rack in the bathroom stumbling around to piss tho
same here. never pissed or shit myself or anything. must be a personal thing. I have broken all sorts of shit though. my bro pissed in the refrigerator though.
Idk. I’ve personally never had issues pissing myself outside of drinking. It happened for the first time a couple of years ago when I got extremely hammered, happened a 2nd time like 4-5 months ago, and then happened last night.
I think part of it might be that I typically wake up once a night to take a piss so maybe my body is just more in the routine of pissing at night then most people.
I piss in dreams all the time and somehow haven't pissed the bed.
Why do you dream about piss?
No idea. I think there's times where I'm jacked in so deep to my dreams that mundane stuff from reality like having to piss just bleeds over into it.
I was dreaming about kpop idols for weeks after I quit pot. I miss it, the pot and and the dreams.
I've been too drunk to properly unzip my fly before but I was still putting in the effort to get my dick out an minimize the pissing on myself.
Any water sharters here?
I dont enjoy anything anymore
>I dont enjoy anything anymore
refer to this image
Literally (LITERALLY) me.
I literally drink so i can escape the hell we now live in a pretend its the 90s again
I barely even notice how shitty the modern world is because I rarely leave my apartment.
I wish i had friends............
>I wish i had friends............
you have us druk buddies pal
ITS FRICKING KINO TIME
So what do you guys all do for work? I work night time only security for a small business so i'm literally completely alone and can drink during work.
bottle a day keeps the doctor away
He drinks the whiskey drink, he drinks the vodka drink, he drinks the lager drink, he drinks the cider drink.
>Stopped drinking for 1 day
>Had the most insanely real life dream of me fricking some girl i use to work with like 7 years ago
>was so vivid i woke up convinced it was real for a while
So this is the power of sober.............
Couldn't cope being a wagie
I tried a buzzball at the suggestion of someone in this thread and that thing is impressive. It's one drink that takes you straight to the Goldilocks zone of being buzzed. It's like a drinking cheat code. You pop one before a sports game, or BBQ or any social outing and it makes you good. Only thing that sucks is its pricey, cost $10 for one by me.
never heard of a buzzball. 10 $ for one drink though? damn
It's NYC so it can be israelite prices
they're a waste of money but they exist
>VODKA
shit I'll just buy vodka
just drink a couple shots of cheap vodka you fricking zoomer
Any scene with this woman brings the movie to a grinding hault. It’s almost fricking 3 hours as it is, she could have easily been cut out and we wouldn’t miss anything
she was great in true detective but yeah the film opens with the second best plane scene of all time and then she shows up with her dumb heroin beef and after that I stopped watching the movie
>second best plane scene
What is your first? I assume you don't mean Con Air when Swamp Thing crash lands on the Vegas strip?
I mean THE plane scene you fricking newbie you don't get to stay on my aircraft.
one of the few if not only genuine red head milfs on big screen and y'all just still homosexuals, how?
>prime time on a saturday night
DRUK KINGS ITS TIME
I am making beer with a Mr. Beer kit someone gave me as a gift. A little less than 2 weeks it looks like this. Is that normal?
I dunno are you trying to make a pot of vomit?
I have been to breweries before and beer looks and smells nasty usually during the brewing process
>A little less than 2 weeks it looks like this.
it takes over 2 weeks to make beer? that seems kind of silly. everyone needs a hobby I guess.
No two weeks to make the beer and then another 2 for the carbonation process.
Why yes i am the druk king
I had the explosive shit
wow this beer looks fricking delicous. makes my mouth water
Anyone else druk but also obese?
not me , I'm an underwear model
i wish i could still druk 2 days in a row
i wish i could stop drunk 2 months in a row
any druk kino recommendations?
Sharting the water is good
I'm done, druk is no more for me
see ya next friday
NO, i am serious. Its over
yeah we know, see you soon
NO YOU WONT AND IF YOU DO I'LL BE SOBER
try and dont drink 2 days and see how that goes first
also try and quit drinking after a really shitty day
>ftw its the wrong week
I walked today for 4 hours just so I could get drunk
>Dont drink for a day
>Have the most insane drreams
Whoa
what KINOS are you watching DRUK LADS?
I just loaded a bunch of random vids in the media player and knocking back some booze.
I just pissed myself on my sofa, im p[robaly niot gonan move untill it drys
next time wear a diaper
as someone who watched rush hour 2 first and loves it to death, rush hour 1 is just so....dry and bad. i don't know, so much of the humor is underdeveloped but really blossoms in 2
druking and enjoying Mad Men all weekend @ https://bongstream.live/north/
make it on twitch and im on
Since i turned 30 i feel like my body has imploded daily, drinking now casuses days of pain and restless sleep
>drinking now casuses days of pain
how much are you drinking? might be overdoing it a little
one of the benefits of drinking alone
Only 20 beers a night
I stopped drinking because my friends can't stop talking about low iq shit. I wanted to be the dumbest drunkard in the room so I can learn something.
Just leave her
I think this is the greatest video game track ever made for a game no one played
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Both druk threads at the top of the catalog
I cant wait for yearly comfy wintery rewatch of early seasons of MASH
Such a fine show
I hear people on here saying I don't understand how someone could drink alone almost every night. I sincerely wonder how people can not want to drink when they get done with their day
>I hear people on here saying I don't understand how someone could drink alone almost every night
most people in this thread are perfectly fine with it so not sure what you're talking about
Not this specific thread but druks in the past, druk haters I suppose
>most people in this thread are perfectly fine with it so not sure what you're talking about
Nah I am not fine but if I didn't do this I would probably kill myself. This isn't healthy for us.
>This isn't healthy for us.
yeah everyone here accepts that. preaching about healthy lifestyles isn't going to get one anywhere
This is the druk thread right?
Im going out tonight with some friends and druk some Branca and Coke, theres gonna be a live band so it should be fun.
But right now Im at work and cant druk...
WHAT A LIFE
>Friends
FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU
I dont have friends and I dont give a frick
My wife and I are enjoying a glass of wine.
She thinks I'm enjoying The Queen's Gambit with her but I'm actually drukposting.
Cheers.
Is being married cool? Im already 30 and always been insecure for having shit jobs, but now I kinda want to start a family
anon if you don't have a lady in your life you want to propose to then you need to either work on that or embrace the life you've chosen
>is being married cool?
In my case yes but my wife and I like each other and we don't have financial issues. We're planning to have a kid sometime soon, so there's no accidental pregnancy aspect either.
Marriage is a great thing if you do it right; which I did.
>wife
Why are you normies coming to this thread? You already have everything and a good life leave us the frick alone
>friends
Get the frick out of this thread you don't fricking belong here normie moron. This is not the druk thread for you
Some British chad did it too https://www.foxnews.com/world/married-pilot-snorts-cocaine-topless-woman-booze-fueled-romp-before-flight-report
>2 druk threads up and I decided to stay sober this weekend
>mfw
you feel black?
I heard that alcohol withdrawal can kill you
how do I watch for symptoms?
How much do you drink?
I relapsed last year, and finish a handle of vodka/whisky in ~2-3 nights, I do eat a big meal before going to bed, and drink ~1L of water
But have been drinking almost daily since Nov last year
I did quit for 3 months this year, but back to destroying my liver, sadly
No doubt, sometimes I get the shakes and skin gets all clammy from withdrawal
yeah bro you're addicted, look into tapering. wish you the best of luck
>you're addicted
yeah, I am, tbh I do feel good, when I wake up sober, looking to replace alocohol with weed
but thanks mi friend
>So babby tier shit?
yeah druklet here
>and finish a handle of vodka/whisky in ~2-3 nights
So babby tier shit?
if you're shaking and having anxiety attacks without alcohol, you're addicted
Druk kings, how is everyone doing? Tell me
I dont know about everyone else, but I'm doing fruity
it's 8:30pm, we're hanging on. going between twitch streams of 80s wrestling shows and vermintide
Just finishing my KOTH download, gonna do Futurama Fridays, Seinfeld Saturdays and KOTH Sundays going forward
I fricking hate you ALL
There are no means for escaping this world
It penetrates even into your sleep
And is its substance
You are caught in your own dreaming
Where there is no space
And are held forever where there is no time
You can do nothing you are not told to do
There is no hope for escape from this dream
That was never yours
The very words you speak are only its very words
And you talk like a traitor
Under its incessant torture
WHY CANT I FRICKING STOP, FRICK FRICK FRICK I HATE THIS SHIT
Check out "rational recovery" bt Jack Trimpey.
Specifically, google "the structural model of addiction" right now.
Jack got some things wrong but he was dead-on about the structural model.
>googled it myself and it was all AA bullshit
Your brain, roughly is divided into the midbrain (primal lizard brain with zero concept of timing, restraint, or consequences) and neocortex ("you", your ability to inhibit yourself, your voluntary motor actions).
Your midbrain thinks you need alcohol the same way you need food.
But it can't directly make you do anything. I has to persuade your neocortex to do the motor actions of drinking. It does this through the "addictive voice", the thoughts and feelings telling you to drink.
Rational Recovery fleshes this out and addresses different cases, but fundamentally Addictive Voice Recognition Technique is making the resolution to quit and then recognizing that all thoughts and feelings contradicting that resolution are NOT your thoughts or feelings, they are the addictive voice, just your lizard brain malfunctioning. Think of how like you can put off eating when you're hungry if you're at work.
Trimpey himself has been sober like 30 years this way and for the time that RR was active it had like a 70% success rate.
Buy or pirate Rational Recovery by Jack Trimpey.
>Your brain, roughly is divided into the midbrain (primal lizard brain with zero concept of timing, restraint, or consequences) and neocortex ("you", your ability to inhibit yourself, your voluntary motor actions).
The "primal lizard brain" is the hindbrain. The neocortex is part of the forebrain. The midbrain is in the middle.
Thank you, anon. I'll update my spiel with this.
>But it can't directly make you do anything. I has to persuade your neocortex to do the motor actions of drinking. It does this through the "addictive voice", the thoughts and feelings telling you to drink.
Is there more literature I can read on this?
Rational Recovery by Jack Trimpey itself.
Page 349 is the citations section.
He cites The Harvard Medical School Mental Health Letter volume 12, The Journal of Studies on Alcohol, and American Journal of Drug and Alcohol Abuse.
Of course this book is from 1996 but it's worth reading nonetheless.
thancc fren
there should be a DRUK thread for fun drinkers
a FLIGHT thread for alcoholics
and a LEAVING LAS VEGAS thread for drink to deathers
Mads is far too skinny and handsome for a drukker
hes literally me though.
me when I'm dancing around my apartment druk
So he's you, if you had friends
exactly
WHAT A LIFE
@tuxedocoattails
1 year ago
Fun Fact: Mads originally hated this scene. When he was discussing it with the director he thought it was dumb and unnecessary. Then, after dancing it out and filming it, Mads loved it and now he’s happy they kept it.
Why is he getting cummed on? Is it political or is it supposed to be funny?
they're danish
what if we're a little bit of all three
you can't be, trust me
Really we just need a /druk/ board.
OH YEAH ITS FRICKING DRUK DANCING TIME
>Why did he drink the vodka?
He was driving. If he'd been sober he would have crashed.
I dranik the beer, i ordered the kebab
>2 beers left
I'm crying
Recommend a movie like Trainspotting. But instead of heroin it's alcoholism.
>inb4 Begbie
"He wont go far on one foot" or something like that, Phoenix is in it.
@rhiandeacon681
1 year ago
The fact that Mads wasn't nominated for an Oscar for this role, or just in general, is a surprise to me.
Seriously, he's an amazing actor. First saw him in Hannibal and liked him in everything he's been in since.
New thread got made early. Migrate at 310.
>60 posts early
For me its listening to old kinos i favourited on youtube and crying myself to sleep
>Spammy is posting DRUK threads again
kek
Did he get jannied?
I just checked the catalog and there's only two druks up.
Speaking of which you guys need to quit threadsplitting or druk will get banned again.
roll for your future wife
Im drunk nd sitting next to my wife rn
you already bragged about this earlier
No he's not me.
My wife went to bed and I'm probably going to be soon too.
This is true but im going to bed too
HOWEVER
after i shower and brush my teeth ill post in the other thread too in bed
Druk is fricking over
its all your fauilt
It cant be
me right now, except Im not Denzel Washington
You arn't Denzel? You sure
Frick this, i'm taking the soberpill finally
I stayed sober for 6 years after I became a 24/7 alcoholic when my mom died. Everyone starts again eventually.
Even if that's true, you had six years of freedom.
Why t he frick cant i just stop, io wanmt top buit io juist cant and man i just cry myself to sleep everytngiht
I am turning 31 soon, i need to stop
I'm 41. You're just getting started brother.
welcome to the club
tfw 31 but only just started druk
I drank the beer, now i drink the cup a soup
Druk is over, its time we all stop
bump
IU is a decent actress, enjoyed her performance in Broken, very solid
I took the acid reflux pill
I'm going to stop being 19 in two months. I am leaving my teens with nothing social accomplished, I haven't had friends in 5 odd years.
Most of you druk because it makes you remember the good times like the 90s and shit, I druk because I just want to forget it all
stop acting you're someone special zoomie.
I'M NOT SPECIAL I'M NOT EVEN NORMAL
yeah no one's normal here that's why we're here. get over it. either join us here or frick off
I see plenty drukgays nostalgiagayging about past shit
that's normal
I'll give you a quick piece of advice:
do not associate with druk or LULZ if you're young and vulnerable.
Cinemaphile is a site for entertainment and some on-topic discussion. You can skim the thread and see the type of people that you're venting to.
It's a meme but unironically rouch grads, when I was 19 I would go to bars and chat with older guys, they were all moronic and their advice sucked but at least I was talking to other human beings irl who weren't actively trying to drag me down.
>grads
grass.
Though if you have the chance to touch Mada Mikkelsen, take it.
I've only been to a bar once, I usually drink alone
Cinemaphile has a feels bar thread on weekends, I recommend you drink with them if you're adamant about not leaving home.
Druk and LULZ are toxic places that will encourage your worst aspects.
Fundamentally we become like rhe people we spend time around, be that online or irl. You're on Cinemaphile looking for a community, I'm telling you druk and LULZ will make you like them and they represent hopelessness.
At least people on Cinemaphile lift weights and some of them might unironically have girlfriends. The feels bar threads people will try to give you encouragement too.
druk is fun drunk shitposting LULZ is just depressing bums
For me, Druk is fun shitposting because I'm in my late 20s, have a decent life, and I'm not an alcoholic.
The young man I was replying to is in a dangerous spot where druk could lead him down a bad path even accidentally, just by shitposting but encouraging the wrong habits nonetheless.
LULZ, yeah, that's not even fun to shitpost on.
>Not an alcoholic
>I'm not a drunk, trust me bro
going on 6 hours druk and still have morr than half my vodka handle lets go boisss I feel good. it helps I ate a big dinner and drinking lots o water
New thread:
Migrate, this one is now in autosage.