>Are you a based Aryan chad with a big dick and a drinking problem?
Yes to 3 out of 4. I'd get accused of larping if I tried to call myself Aryan, seeing as I'm a mostly french/italian leaf.
It's fine, the most important part is the struggle and the will, brother
And on here nobody is aryan or even white
I'm a light-haired, blue-eyed Scandi and I'm still just a snowBlack person
We're all Black folk of some shade or another here
I live in the country and do it sometimes. But state troopers have been setting up sobriety checks on a lot of the backroads to frick with the locals, so I have been better about it
getting fricked up while driving is one of my favorite past times but some people with problems ruin it for the rest of us, only accidents ive ever had i was sober
I used to drink kraken when I was 20 like nobody's business, but I picked up black flag on a whim/ac kick a month ago and Ive fallen back in love with rum
Most you guys spent at the bar? $110 for me, 100 for drinks, and 10 for the waitress. By drink 12, I wrote 1000 on the tip line and had to have my friend fix the receipt.
oooh so rich dropping that much on a single drink
fight for your right, that's like 25 bucks American, I can get at least 5 shots for that
Sorry i'm not an insecure poorgay like you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you live in student housing paid by your mom
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I really hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are fricking SEETHING
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, ya sound extremely secure lmao. Lemme guess, you'd brag about overpaying for a beer at a sports game too, right?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're the homosexual who thought $110 was a lot of money kek
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're the homosexual who pays 20 pounds for a vodka double, hehe
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, i can. You can't.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Literally everyone can, if you're not an insecure homosexual however you know better and cheaper bars to get more druk for less money without being in the presence of homosexuals like you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, you clearly can't. Poorgay.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you are the homosexual that thinks spending $20 on something is something to brag about, you are literally underage with no concept of money. $20 is something you make in about 20 minutes working an actual job, not something you need to suck your dad's dick for every week
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I relaly hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are so fricking poor.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yea I fricking hate homosexuals like you in my druk threads
last time i went to vegas i got taken in a limo to some out of bounds strip joint full of mafia heads and some other guy i had been drinking with all night, at one point i asked one of the prostitutes dancing on me what our tab was and she said 900 bucks including the lino. I told my boy I had to piss and dipped the frick out of there quick. Lmao. Big drinking cities tend to be over priced
You're frickin wild man, I'm imaging some Tony Soprano-like character fuming after you ran outta there, lucky you are in one piece
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Anonymous
Yeah I felt bad for the other guy but that night one of the cab drivers i flagged down was on the payroll for one of the prostitute houses and took me to this real run-down joint. ended up paying 500 bucks to frick some used up old mexican prostitute. Oh well. Vegas rocks
Probably like 80 for me with no tips. I'm an underweight manlet that had no dinner and I was keeping up with a fatso friend on whiskey cokes, I spent the night at some random chick's apartment but just vommed in her toilet and slept on the sofa
that story could be on my tombstone, always somehow inexplicably hanging out with attractive women and then by the time they show up ive snorted a bunch of oxycodone or some stupid shit
Imagine chugging a fifth of vodka then flying a jumbo jet upside down wasted and saving 200 people’s lives. That’s gotta be unlimited bragging rights for the rest of your life. You should be able to tell that story and just automatically get your dick sucked no matter where you are no questions asked.
I’ve been on the rum and coke and vodka and gin, all mixed up. It’s not even a proper wienertail, it’s just made up. I just drink that and stay at home. And eat oven chips. Out of the bag, frozen. Until I throw up on my self...that’s how pissed I’ve been. Thanks.
>I'm sorry anon but don't let your loneliness lure you down that path >Gay is gay and there is no such thing as a passable troony.
Then I guess Im a little gay, big fricking deal, life is too short to worry that much about that
hate when i leave these kino druk threads because im on a high i can say anything but i go to a bar and im just drinking alone lmao fricking hell proper buzz kill
>Fräulein's got potential, we could be a family >Met her in the crowd at a rightwing rally >No tats, classy, body like an athlete >From the way she acted I knew wants a fascist, not a weak homosexuals
That you other based anon for making me realize I've been neglecting Mr Bond lately >I go WRAOOOOW, like Stuka Flieger
My favorite will forever be Fascist for all the irl memories and stories it inspired
Next one, maybe Goyz-n-Europe? That one was me and my brother's favorite to throw on in front of non-whites in the Swedish "hood"
i love that there is a countless drunks posting here while all the other threads limp off to page whatever the frick
janny must be so fricking mad
yeah we're drunk and want to vent frick you
Thats nothing compared to most alcoholics. Most drink either a fifth or upwards to a litre everyday.
Yeah alright, a fifth is probably when I gotta start worrying. I know it's bad and it'll probably only get worse but so far a pints been fine for awhile now. It was probably 6+ months ago a half a pint was it. Hasn't gone up to more and I have periods of no drinking (month or so) so hopefully I'm not going down the road of full alkie.
I did it lads. I am now among the ranks of being able to drink a fifth a night and wake up without the hangover nausea. I feel tired and that's it. I can now get druk without fear
I drink a shit tonne of water. But I still used to get really bad hangovers with the same amount. I think my body has just adapted to it, which might be a sign for me to lay off it for a while.
thanks anon. it was! we went out for lunch, saw some friends, went out for dinner, saw family, got given tyranids and booze. now enjoying said booze whilst wilst wife is in bed and I hang out
Because he worked all week and it was fricking FRIDAY. Frick society and frick everyone who says you shouldn't be CHUGGING fricking liquor on the weekend and dying in your 50's from health problems. FRICK THIS LIFE
>you think you’re a pathetic loser? lol that’s nothing >check this out, I’m fricking up my life WAY worse than you
Most bizarre thing alckies do. They say it like they’re winning a contest or something.
same, any time i get druk with people it's love and happiness. it's why it's so hard to quit. we're all oysters with pearls inside, but opening up tears us apart.
Some of these guys are being very un/druk/ right meow.
never understood angry druks, it's always good vibes for me. the hangovers are moody as frick though.
Alcohol can really kickstart the hatred in you if you're in that mood or something happens that gets you there
Especially when you're blacked out, you can't remember a fricking thing but your brain was apparently awake enough to fight 6 people at the same time, then go get a knife, get arrested, try to fight the cops and the ambulance people that are trying to patch you up, and then cry yourself to sleep in a drunk tank
I understand getting angry drunk but how the FRICK do you let that happen here? homie close your eyes like walk away from the screen
still don't get it. what gets you so angry? if people start laughing at me for whatever reasons I call them homosexuals and walk off and have a smoke and a drink, whatever. laugh at it.
I honestly don't know. I've been this way since I was born, apparently I used to freak out and start swinging on people before I could even speak
The anger and the hate just takes you over completely
Even before I started drinking I would blackout from anger alone, with no memory of the shit I did, and from 12 to 16 I was in a constant, neverending swirl of seething fricking rage for no real reason at all.
I've learned to control it better with age and practice but the rumbling fricking animal inside you never actually goes away or even takes a break
It is fricking hell when the normal you isn't a complete psycho that can ignore and forget all the horrible shit you've done to people in that state
Most of the time they've done at least something to deserve it, but it doesn't go away immediately so sometimes innocent people get caught up in your shit and it's embarrassing as frick
that sounds horrible anon, I think you might wanna try something else to get your kick.
angry stuff isn't good for you or anybody else.
smash some mdma and listen to some tunes, or get some friends over and do acid. stay off the booze if you know it makes you horrible to hang around.
Most of the time the alcohol helps and I'm a happy drunk
I've made shit worse by taking ongoing fights to a new level, but I honestly haven't started a drunken fight in at least 7-8 years now
I just drink alone now to make sure it doesn't happen ever again, I watch and listen to good shit and do the odd cheeky shitpost on here
All good
Bears are my favortie animal btw, I love the bear pics and will watch some cool bear shit right now to stay in this good mood
Have a nice tortoise webm
>so used to all the people that "see red" are huge homosexuals
I absolutely have been one of those, and most likely I still am
Though at least I have contained myself, nobody ever has to be affected by it anymore and if I spaz out I do it alone and at home
I can't take back all the shit I did but I do make sure that the worst shit that happens from now on is that I say some dumb shit and get myself banned
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i'm sorry you have to go through that bro, that sounds like a rough time
Most of the time the alcohol helps and I'm a happy drunk
I've made shit worse by taking ongoing fights to a new level, but I honestly haven't started a drunken fight in at least 7-8 years now
I just drink alone now to make sure it doesn't happen ever again, I watch and listen to good shit and do the odd cheeky shitpost on here
All good
Bears are my favortie animal btw, I love the bear pics and will watch some cool bear shit right now to stay in this good mood
Have a nice tortoise webm
bas tort >you're not helping it >i mean you're not helping it >why aren't you helping it >oh never mind you're helping it >nice
he has a point though
the emo-pop genre died out in 2018 because literally everyone died
xxxtentacion, lil peep and juice wrld (I know you will call me a homosexual for this) died and they were really the only ones pushing emo-pop for zoomers. The zoomeremopop-genre died with them. There's is really no emopop on a large scale anymore
Why did it take him to tell the court that he was drunk? He must have smelled like a brewery. The whole courtroom must have reeked of him and his boozy breath. Shit movie.
Well, I've drank enough that I'm not even that fricked up, but drinking more will make me puke (again). I hate drinking but have no other options to getting fricked up. Good night, /druk/
To fill the hole inside, if only for a little while.
he literally says "because I'm an alcoholic" you stupid moron
let's fricking go!
Alcohol has intoxicating properties and can make a person feel good and free of anxiety or a mind that never shuts up.
Vodka make feel good. Oog.
he got the cute latina air hostess pussy
He drank the vodka so we could come home and get posting on the thread straight away.
what's alcoholism like?
I don't know janitor, this is a thread where we discuss the movie flight
the move flight AND the movie "Another Round"
Trees Lounge
Leaving Las Vegas
Barfly
We're a distinguished group of cinephiles.
trees lounge is disgustingly underrated. such a wholesome drunk kino and makes me want to have an ice cream truck (and young pussy)
somehow tree's lounge is a better depiction of being a barfly than the movie barfly
I heard Leo was gonna do the American version of the movie
Another round to that, lads!
My name is bill w. James Woods kino. 9 months off that horseshit.
>Are you literally me?
I might be
Are you a based Aryan chad with a big dick and a drinking problem?
Also, all hail the brave anon who sacrificed himself for us all
>Are you a based Aryan chad with a big dick and a drinking problem?
Yes to 3 out of 4. I'd get accused of larping if I tried to call myself Aryan, seeing as I'm a mostly french/italian leaf.
It's fine, the most important part is the struggle and the will, brother
And on here nobody is aryan or even white
I'm a light-haired, blue-eyed Scandi and I'm still just a snowBlack person
We're all Black folk of some shade or another here
Why he gotta do us like that? JUST LET US BE
They're just mean and jealous
I love television and film and the discussion thereof
We gonna roll it tonight lads?
Frick me anon, I think you just nudged me into another night of drinking and keeping in the tears while listening to skyking clips (again)
>I'm just a guy with a few screws loose I guess
Hail skyking, what a frickin bro.
What ya drinkin?
On my last beer right now, I've got half a 700ml of rum left and the rest of the hash I mentioned before in the last thread
It's looking to be a good night, I'm good and buzzed already
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Fly high, my king...
Fly high, Sky King. I'll be your wingman any day.
Mr. Bond & Sky King? This is the most based /druk/ in ages.
Can't handle those feels right now
Dude just had enough even with a gf and a loving family
Means we're stronger for getting out of bed. Chin up, king.
>Skyking calls for aid!
roll the plane, dubs get vodka, trips get latina flight attendant pussy. All the rest becomes a convicted alchie
roll
I'm goin on a trip with the boys in a few weeks to Florida. Lookin like a 7-day bender. I kinda wanna get a little tipsy before I board
i'm going inverted
fricking hell i miss cocaine
I cant stop drinking. Im so lonely and horny, plus Ive had the last 2 days off because of the weather
Any boozer croozers out there?
dunno what that neans byt ive drank 8 beer in about 90 mins
Rookie numbers
1 beer every 10 min average is pretty hardcore i thought
fricking hell this thread is banging! love u bros
I live in the country and do it sometimes. But state troopers have been setting up sobriety checks on a lot of the backroads to frick with the locals, so I have been better about it
me (on a bicycle)
based drukpedalling (i don't condone) (lol do it anyway ahhhhhh)
getting fricked up while driving is one of my favorite past times but some people with problems ruin it for the rest of us, only accidents ive ever had i was sober
>Some guys can drink and drive and some can't. I mean -- what is "drunk?" Is drunk swerving all over the road?
me fleeing a party out of social agony after 8 beers last year
Nice trees, homie
better than smoking shit
even better not using both
fraud Black folk yall Black folk thats the shit i dont like!
we run Cinemaphile
Try this version:
IT'S WINDY WEATHER, BOYS, STORMY WEATHER BOYS,
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, WE'RE ALL TOGETHER BOYS
based and rumpilled
I used to drink kraken when I was 20 like nobody's business, but I picked up black flag on a whim/ac kick a month ago and Ive fallen back in love with rum
Barbancourt is a great rum for only being around $25 (maybe it's more now). I never liked spiced rum.
Breaking out the rum now, boys
Thanks, brother
But I have em all downloaded just in case
Did he drink the vodka?
Most you guys spent at the bar? $110 for me, 100 for drinks, and 10 for the waitress. By drink 12, I wrote 1000 on the tip line and had to have my friend fix the receipt.
>$110
>A lot
ok big boy what did you drop on drinks
ONE single Vodka double in London is £20 you poorgay
sounds like you're bragging for getting burned, kek
No, you are just fricking poor
oooh so rich dropping that much on a single drink
fight for your right, that's like 25 bucks American, I can get at least 5 shots for that
Those arent even real monetary units
12 in manny lad
i never buy drinks when i go out
bragging because you go to hipster overpriced studentbars, lmao gtfo homosexual
Sorry i'm not an insecure poorgay like you
you live in student housing paid by your mom
I really hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are fricking SEETHING
Yeah, ya sound extremely secure lmao. Lemme guess, you'd brag about overpaying for a beer at a sports game too, right?
You're the homosexual who thought $110 was a lot of money kek
You're the homosexual who pays 20 pounds for a vodka double, hehe
Yeah, i can. You can't.
Literally everyone can, if you're not an insecure homosexual however you know better and cheaper bars to get more druk for less money without being in the presence of homosexuals like you
No, you clearly can't. Poorgay.
you are the homosexual that thinks spending $20 on something is something to brag about, you are literally underage with no concept of money. $20 is something you make in about 20 minutes working an actual job, not something you need to suck your dad's dick for every week
I relaly hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are so fricking poor.
yea I fricking hate homosexuals like you in my druk threads
oh I get it your just like 18 or something
No, but you are a poorgay.
last time i went to vegas i got taken in a limo to some out of bounds strip joint full of mafia heads and some other guy i had been drinking with all night, at one point i asked one of the prostitutes dancing on me what our tab was and she said 900 bucks including the lino. I told my boy I had to piss and dipped the frick out of there quick. Lmao. Big drinking cities tend to be over priced
You're frickin wild man, I'm imaging some Tony Soprano-like character fuming after you ran outta there, lucky you are in one piece
Yeah I felt bad for the other guy but that night one of the cab drivers i flagged down was on the payroll for one of the prostitute houses and took me to this real run-down joint. ended up paying 500 bucks to frick some used up old mexican prostitute. Oh well. Vegas rocks
huh so i finally found you, you'll be dead by the morning
>he thinks this is a flex
fricking wind your neck in lmao
Poorgay
Probably like 80 for me with no tips. I'm an underweight manlet that had no dinner and I was keeping up with a fatso friend on whiskey cokes, I spent the night at some random chick's apartment but just vommed in her toilet and slept on the sofa
>I spent the night at some random chick's apartment but just vommed in her toilet and slept on the sofa
Grim.
that story could be on my tombstone, always somehow inexplicably hanging out with attractive women and then by the time they show up ive snorted a bunch of oxycodone or some stupid shit
I prefer to drunk alone
Based and Thorogoodpilled
I'm inverted right now, I drank the hand sanitizer soap from the aircraft bathroom
Imagine chugging a fifth of vodka then flying a jumbo jet upside down wasted and saving 200 people’s lives. That’s gotta be unlimited bragging rights for the rest of your life. You should be able to tell that story and just automatically get your dick sucked no matter where you are no questions asked.
LETS FRICKING GO¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been on the rum and coke and vodka and gin, all mixed up. It’s not even a proper wienertail, it’s just made up. I just drink that and stay at home. And eat oven chips. Out of the bag, frozen. Until I throw up on my self...that’s how pissed I’ve been. Thanks.
Hey friends would you let a passable troony suck your wiener if you were desperate enough
>if you were desperate enough
I do what I want and not what I have to also yes.
how passable, does it sound like a chick and look like one
Yes, enough to have fooled you into thinking it were a lady after several interactions
I need to think more like you
/Druk/ are the best threads on this board but we sure know how to ruin them with arguments in one fricking second
No.
I'm sorry anon but don't let your loneliness lure you down that path
Gay is gay and there is no such thing as a passable troony.
>I'm sorry anon but don't let your loneliness lure you down that path
>Gay is gay and there is no such thing as a passable troony.
Then I guess Im a little gay, big fricking deal, life is too short to worry that much about that
It’s shorter if you catch AIDS from a troony.
>I only did it because I liked it! Hell, I LOVED IT!
>passable troony
Heh.
No. Homosex is not for me.
having sex with a woman is pink having sex with a man (troony whatever) is brown, pink is delightful brown makes me cringe
Imagine your grandfather’s reaction to hearing this question.
are ya winnin son?
Careful, that kind of stuff got the last thread ACK'd
What does mixed race have to do with anything?
the straight edge homosexual is back!
HURRAH!
waiting for "Trees Lounge" to finish downloading...
I think I shall have another drink, cheers!
Good movie. Chloe is very cute and there's a couple neat cameos.
my rule is that if i see a post that is a paragraph long I read the first 6 words and if they're shit I just scroll down
>muh drink prices
shut up gays
This actor is boring AF. Him, Will Smith and all of the Australians are good examples of their agenda to flood Hollywood of with charisma vacuums.
i dont give a frick
you guys ever try buzzballs
No are they good
Insecure poorgay has been BLOWN THE FRICK OUT
hate when i leave these kino druk threads because im on a high i can say anything but i go to a bar and im just drinking alone lmao fricking hell proper buzz kill
Ill go to the bar with you and we can shitpost irl
lets do it big boy
how about we transcend racial, political, class and religious barriers and we all enjoy a drink?
That sounds awfully national socialist of you
Prost!
>Fräulein's got potential, we could be a family
>Met her in the crowd at a rightwing rally
>No tats, classy, body like an athlete
>From the way she acted I knew wants a fascist, not a weak homosexuals
That you other based anon for making me realize I've been neglecting Mr Bond lately
>I go WRAOOOOW, like Stuka Flieger
Favorite song? Mine is The OGs.
Christ that is a tough question
My favorite will forever be Fascist for all the irl memories and stories it inspired
Next one, maybe Goyz-n-Europe? That one was me and my brother's favorite to throw on in front of non-whites in the Swedish "hood"
I introduced my buddy to Mr. Bond after I saw a video for Where'd You Go.
Now he walks around playing Bond on his phone for all to hear lol
Playing it right now
I drink too much to keep track of all of his song
Gonna go through em all tonihgt unless I pass out first
Here, fren. This is much better than b***hute.
https://argentbeacon.com/music/mr-bond/
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS EVERYTHING IS FRICKED EVERYBODY SUCKS
i love that there is a countless drunks posting here while all the other threads limp off to page whatever the frick
janny must be so fricking mad
yeah we're drunk and want to vent frick you
Brainrot. They wouldn't keep an eye on you if they got paid. Go puke somewhere in the bushes little man.
They literally just moved us
You're delusional, jannycuck
Frick you
Um no
Go check /b/, Black person
And stay there
Im still posting on teevee homosexual
good thing you don't get paid and got a bunch of restrictions huh
>luvly flamin' sambuca
>with a nice snakebite chaser...
Ive never even seen bucca, are you a wop?
>evens you couldn't say nay to dat!
>gives it to us neat!
>and TRIPPLES
right im going to the bar im out of beer
loved this thread and im glad i made it
ill take the 3 dayer
frick janny
Order a landshark for me, no one fricking carries it since my man Mr. Buffet passed
You ever been to a Jimmy Buffet's restaurant?
Best nachos you've ever had.
No but my mom has been to the margaritaville resort in florida like 4 times, fricking c**t, never invited me
godspeed anon
a good drukthread is worth the 3 days
>Don't enjoy drinking anymore
It relaly is over, isn't it?
gotta push through, drink a few shots and the motivation will come back!
I've been there. It sucks when even the drink won't let you escape from yourself anymore.
what did you do to escape beyond drinking?
Kick the habit and face the comedown.
test
Drinking has made me mentally moronic, anyone else feel the same way?
Cobes?
I'm druk crying right now..........
Why did THEY take it from us? I just want to go back.........
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You want feels? Try watching Mallsoft compilations on YT.
Okay, a pint of vodka every night when I'm drinking is pretty bad right? Both 40% and 50%, I'll do either
Only a pint? babby tier
Yeah alright, a fifth is probably when I gotta start worrying. I know it's bad and it'll probably only get worse but so far a pints been fine for awhile now. It was probably 6+ months ago a half a pint was it. Hasn't gone up to more and I have periods of no drinking (month or so) so hopefully I'm not going down the road of full alkie.
Thats nothing compared to most alcoholics. Most drink either a fifth or upwards to a litre everyday.
I did it lads. I am now among the ranks of being able to drink a fifth a night and wake up without the hangover nausea. I feel tired and that's it. I can now get druk without fear
Cheers
Dont leave us hanging, do you drink water too or something
Not him but I drink a shit-ton of water at work during the day and I almost never get hangovers.
I drink a shit tonne of water. But I still used to get really bad hangovers with the same amount. I think my body has just adapted to it, which might be a sign for me to lay off it for a while.
Gonna go get some greasy bar food
You guys want anything?
I'm getting a dirty burger with a fried egg and some fried pickle coins
Do you guys ever passionately state that you're not drunk when you're drunk? My go-to is that "I'm just a little tired"
Yeah, last time I got pulled over. And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling little breathalyzers.
may 3 is my birthday anon! happy druk to you 🙂
Home alone posting on Cinemaphile on your birthday? Yikes.
where the frick are you then
had a good day anon, wife is in bed i'm having a couple drinks after. i'm good my friend.
happy bday man! CHEERS!
CHEERS ANON!
You are very insecure
Obviously, he is an alcoholic and based his personality around a substance.
you're home alone with gin
I have a girl coming over and I actually have alcohol. You have no girl and no alcohol.
I can go buy both of em, easy.
couple a massage parlors in my area and bars for miles
Ok, cringe dogshit larp b***h.
ok, cringe dogshit homosexual larp homosexual c**t.
I win, no takebacks, you lose.
I think mass repliers are worse than jannies themselves
/druk/ attracts some weird haters.
they are.
I sit in the street at 3am and listen to this on repeat while i cry
Literally me
frick off
Hell yeah Beefeater.
timezone bro..
let's drink together at a late time of the nightr!
Because normalgays are weak minded and get easily addicted
Captain Whit Whitaker is a frickin spirit brah, he's no normie c**t.
I've been drinking for 10 years straight
It's really not a point of pride anymore
Happy birthday, buddy
I hope it was atleast a decent day
thanks anon. it was! we went out for lunch, saw some friends, went out for dinner, saw family, got given tyranids and booze. now enjoying said booze whilst wilst wife is in bed and I hang out
Fricken sweet man
My day was a lot more depressing but I'm drunk and feeling good right now too
sorry to hear that man, what's up?
Nothing man, I'm just a sad hermit frick
It's all good though, whaddup with you?
Prolly TONS
Classic yt kino for any new folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=f_JygUgiweI
i'm a hermit but larp normie, it's horrible
but don't be sad. you're in good company.
I already went through my Leaving Las Vegas phase kiddo.
>the hole you're in
I wish
You've never even been to Las Vegas, kid.
It's a 3 hour drive from me in LA, not everyone is hick who moved from the sticks, project moar.
>It's a 3 hour drive from me in LA
lmao it's 4.5 from LA. I know cause I live in LA. You don't.
have a nice day.
You can afford to live there, but can you afford the bottom surgery is the real question
You keep posting this fricking picture everywhere and I really don't get why
It’s a 3 hour shot if you don’t drive like a b***h and you go when it’s not rush hour. Tourist. Go back to Wisconsin.
>it’s not rush hour.
We've already established you dont live here. You dont have to keep proving it.
Seeing this exhange made me check for myself.
You drive 90 mph and not like a b***h.
t Chad
Cold beer onna Friday night
Because he worked all week and it was fricking FRIDAY. Frick society and frick everyone who says you shouldn't be CHUGGING fricking liquor on the weekend and dying in your 50's from health problems. FRICK THIS LIFE
>you think you’re a pathetic loser? lol that’s nothing
>check this out, I’m fricking up my life WAY worse than you
Most bizarre thing alckies do. They say it like they’re winning a contest or something.
what makes people even get angry anymore, like just chill out lmao
Some of these guys are being very un/druk/ right meow.
never understood angry druks, it's always good vibes for me. the hangovers are moody as frick though.
this
the worst you'll get out of me is talking too much
I'm the kind of drunk that goes "I love you guys so much"
Wow you're so cool.
heh I try
sometimes I wonder why I was born cool instead of rich
im the same, anon. better than being a moody moron. keep doing you.
I'm reminded of Kurt Fuller's line at the end of Wayne's World:
>And I've learned that platonic love can exist between two men.
same, any time i get druk with people it's love and happiness. it's why it's so hard to quit. we're all oysters with pearls inside, but opening up tears us apart.
>tears us apart.
At a former workplace a bunch of my friends all separately banged this one chick named Joy.
They called themselves Joy Division.
cringe ass reddit fiction. have a nice day, you fricking loser.
You know every human ever?
You're about to get slapped.
Alcohol can really kickstart the hatred in you if you're in that mood or something happens that gets you there
Especially when you're blacked out, you can't remember a fricking thing but your brain was apparently awake enough to fight 6 people at the same time, then go get a knife, get arrested, try to fight the cops and the ambulance people that are trying to patch you up, and then cry yourself to sleep in a drunk tank
I understand getting angry drunk but how the FRICK do you let that happen here? homie close your eyes like walk away from the screen
t. drunk with anger issues
still don't get it. what gets you so angry? if people start laughing at me for whatever reasons I call them homosexuals and walk off and have a smoke and a drink, whatever. laugh at it.
I honestly don't know. I've been this way since I was born, apparently I used to freak out and start swinging on people before I could even speak
The anger and the hate just takes you over completely
Even before I started drinking I would blackout from anger alone, with no memory of the shit I did, and from 12 to 16 I was in a constant, neverending swirl of seething fricking rage for no real reason at all.
I've learned to control it better with age and practice but the rumbling fricking animal inside you never actually goes away or even takes a break
It is fricking hell when the normal you isn't a complete psycho that can ignore and forget all the horrible shit you've done to people in that state
Most of the time they've done at least something to deserve it, but it doesn't go away immediately so sometimes innocent people get caught up in your shit and it's embarrassing as frick
that sounds horrible anon, I think you might wanna try something else to get your kick.
angry stuff isn't good for you or anybody else.
smash some mdma and listen to some tunes, or get some friends over and do acid. stay off the booze if you know it makes you horrible to hang around.
Most of the time the alcohol helps and I'm a happy drunk
I've made shit worse by taking ongoing fights to a new level, but I honestly haven't started a drunken fight in at least 7-8 years now
I just drink alone now to make sure it doesn't happen ever again, I watch and listen to good shit and do the odd cheeky shitpost on here
All good
Bears are my favortie animal btw, I love the bear pics and will watch some cool bear shit right now to stay in this good mood
Have a nice tortoise webm
i want to empathize with you anon, I really do, but I'm just so used to all the people that "see red" are huge homosexuals
>so used to all the people that "see red" are huge homosexuals
I absolutely have been one of those, and most likely I still am
Though at least I have contained myself, nobody ever has to be affected by it anymore and if I spaz out I do it alone and at home
I can't take back all the shit I did but I do make sure that the worst shit that happens from now on is that I say some dumb shit and get myself banned
i'm sorry you have to go through that bro, that sounds like a rough time
bas tort
>you're not helping it
>i mean you're not helping it
>why aren't you helping it
>oh never mind you're helping it
>nice
All that means is that youre an butthole to begin with
No doubt
I've never been a good person
>no no nooooo!!
>you have to play along with the larp!!!
>better than being a moody moron.
Brother I am Muslim but drink, maybe i can help you
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
Zoomies are killing druk
i drank the belgian trippel
I dont know, But im drinking warm franzia boxxed wine I got on managers clearance, mixed it with some juice
>mixed it with some juice
Why?
>see drukthread die by jannies
>go frick around for 30 minutes
>thread has over 200 replies
drukbros... we won?
We're doin' it.
We always do
>they can't keep getting away with it!
But we can.
We don't even remember what we did
I shit my pants
don't worry bro, that wasn't you. some other jerkoff shit in your pants when you weren't looking and then ran out the door.
Just celebrated my first bday sober in ten years
super grats anon, I wish I was you
but wrong thread
I druk half the bottle and I feel like I'm going to be sick
>Get insanely drunk
>Start thinking about how i'd react if people i knew died
>Cry like a fricking baby
Every fricking time
what are we listening to this fine evening?
kino - used to kill this on guitar hero back in college
hell yeah, one of my favourites
based, haven't even thought about PT in maybe a year, brilliant drummer
unironically
hair metal is awesome, i'll fight anyone who says it's not
zoomers keep saying they're depressed and bringing back emo but i don't think they're depressed enough in the right way to do it tbh
sometimes i want to feel british
Emo is just good music. Why are you obsessed with zoomers? homosexual
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that likes Emarosa and Dance Gavin Dance.
he has a point though
the emo-pop genre died out in 2018 because literally everyone died
xxxtentacion, lil peep and juice wrld (I know you will call me a homosexual for this) died and they were really the only ones pushing emo-pop for zoomers. The zoomeremopop-genre died with them. There's is really no emopop on a large scale anymore
unironically
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sometimes i want to feel american
Since I'm explaining anger issues and being moronic
lmao I know it's slow and a bit frustrating at first but I wouldn't post it in this blessed thread if it didn't end well
/druk/ is literally the best part of Cinemaphile right now
>Go to the shitter
>Return to bedroom
>It smells worse
Ye, time to open a windae
>open a windae
How do you deal with the fact you can never go back? I fricking hate time so much
by turning around - you're facing the wrong way you druk fool, you're gonna fall over :3
Life gets better as it goes
i've been trying to cope with this fact for over 10 years, even though it wasn't even much fun back then, life's gets shitter as it goes
Why did it take him to tell the court that he was drunk? He must have smelled like a brewery. The whole courtroom must have reeked of him and his boozy breath. Shit movie.
We're all gonna die
Well, yeah. Eventually.
>captcha: SHOTA
What the frick did they mean by this?
Any songs that aren't really your style but still grips you, especially when druk?
Might be a bit because the girl is cute, but I find myself listening to this every once in a while even if I don't listen to anything else close
this shit never fails to evoke my norwegian-spirit when I'm druking
>LIVE
Stopped as soon as I saw that
you're missing out
No, you
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If we're going local
Won't mean much for the other itt but you'll at least get the lyrics (in the description)
anything booty bass/ghetto tech. just so catchy.
I normally listen to hiphop but this shit gets me going every time
I only realized he died from prescription drugs a few months ago lol
>antidepressants and opiates
being a rock star really is a boomer myth
I normally listen to metal but this gets me
Found out he died just now
no he said he died a few months ago
oh you
for me it's
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>Rewatching Flight
>Completely forgot about that scene where John Goodman shows up randomly and snorts cocaine with Denzel
but it's the most kino scene in the film
Come on man, these dudes are doing cocaine on screen for real right? Why would you do fake cocaine?
It was probably the most alcohol per milliliter, at the lowest cost, in his local shop
Great thread, everybody.
it's good but i know the next one's gonna be better
friday ends here for me, couple hours sleep and a comfy drunk saturday will start
Because he ran out of skooma.
this has to have been the fastest drukthread everq
Well, I've drank enough that I'm not even that fricked up, but drinking more will make me puke (again). I hate drinking but have no other options to getting fricked up. Good night, /druk/
How many sharts can a sharter shart?
finished watching "Trees Lounge"
It was really good, thank yu drukbros