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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To fill the hole inside, if only for a little while.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he literally says "because I'm an alcoholic" you stupid moron

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's fricking go!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/M8hUFqv.png

      Alcohol has intoxicating properties and can make a person feel good and free of anxiety or a mind that never shuts up.
      Vodka make feel good. Oog.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he got the cute latina air hostess pussy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He drank the vodka so we could come home and get posting on the thread straight away.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's alcoholism like?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know janitor, this is a thread where we discuss the movie flight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the move flight AND the movie "Another Round"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trees Lounge
          Leaving Las Vegas
          Barfly
          We're a distinguished group of cinephiles.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            trees lounge is disgustingly underrated. such a wholesome drunk kino and makes me want to have an ice cream truck (and young pussy)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              somehow tree's lounge is a better depiction of being a barfly than the movie barfly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I heard Leo was gonna do the American version of the movie
          Another round to that, lads!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My name is bill w. James Woods kino. 9 months off that horseshit.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you literally me?
    I might be

    Are you a based Aryan chad with a big dick and a drinking problem?

    Also, all hail the brave anon who sacrificed himself for us all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you a based Aryan chad with a big dick and a drinking problem?
      Yes to 3 out of 4. I'd get accused of larping if I tried to call myself Aryan, seeing as I'm a mostly french/italian leaf.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine, the most important part is the struggle and the will, brother

        And on here nobody is aryan or even white
        I'm a light-haired, blue-eyed Scandi and I'm still just a snowBlack person
        We're all Black folk of some shade or another here

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why he gotta do us like that? JUST LET US BE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just mean and jealous

      I love television and film and the discussion thereof

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We gonna roll it tonight lads?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me anon, I think you just nudged me into another night of drinking and keeping in the tears while listening to skyking clips (again)

      >I'm just a guy with a few screws loose I guess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hail skyking, what a frickin bro.
        What ya drinkin?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On my last beer right now, I've got half a 700ml of rum left and the rest of the hash I mentioned before in the last thread

          It's looking to be a good night, I'm good and buzzed already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=mw6MC56EfQ035bbs
        Fly high, my king...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fly high, Sky King. I'll be your wingman any day.
        Mr. Bond & Sky King? This is the most based /druk/ in ages.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't handle those feels right now
        Dude just had enough even with a gf and a loving family

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Means we're stronger for getting out of bed. Chin up, king.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Skyking calls for aid!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roll the plane, dubs get vodka, trips get latina flight attendant pussy. All the rest becomes a convicted alchie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        roll

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm goin on a trip with the boys in a few weeks to Florida. Lookin like a 7-day bender. I kinda wanna get a little tipsy before I board

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going inverted

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell i miss cocaine

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant stop drinking. Im so lonely and horny, plus Ive had the last 2 days off because of the weather

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any boozer croozers out there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno what that neans byt ive drank 8 beer in about 90 mins

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rookie numbers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 beer every 10 min average is pretty hardcore i thought

          fricking hell this thread is banging! love u bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the country and do it sometimes. But state troopers have been setting up sobriety checks on a lot of the backroads to frick with the locals, so I have been better about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me (on a bicycle)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based drukpedalling (i don't condone) (lol do it anyway ahhhhhh)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting fricked up while driving is one of my favorite past times but some people with problems ruin it for the rest of us, only accidents ive ever had i was sober

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some guys can drink and drive and some can't. I mean -- what is "drunk?" Is drunk swerving all over the road?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me fleeing a party out of social agony after 8 beers last year

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice trees, homie

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better than smoking shit
    even better not using both

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fraud Black folk yall Black folk thats the shit i dont like!

    we run Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try this version:

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S WINDY WEATHER, BOYS, STORMY WEATHER BOYS,
    WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, WE'RE ALL TOGETHER BOYS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and rumpilled

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to drink kraken when I was 20 like nobody's business, but I picked up black flag on a whim/ac kick a month ago and Ive fallen back in love with rum

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Barbancourt is a great rum for only being around $25 (maybe it's more now). I never liked spiced rum.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and rumpilled

      Breaking out the rum now, boys

      Here, fren. This is much better than b***hute.
      https://argentbeacon.com/music/mr-bond/

      Thanks, brother

      But I have em all downloaded just in case

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he drink the vodka?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most you guys spent at the bar? $110 for me, 100 for drinks, and 10 for the waitress. By drink 12, I wrote 1000 on the tip line and had to have my friend fix the receipt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$110
      >A lot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok big boy what did you drop on drinks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ONE single Vodka double in London is £20 you poorgay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you're bragging for getting burned, kek

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, you are just fricking poor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oooh so rich dropping that much on a single drink
                fight for your right, that's like 25 bucks American, I can get at least 5 shots for that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those arent even real monetary units

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            12 in manny lad
            i never buy drinks when i go out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bragging because you go to hipster overpriced studentbars, lmao gtfo homosexual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oooh so rich dropping that much on a single drink
              fight for your right, that's like 25 bucks American, I can get at least 5 shots for that

              Sorry i'm not an insecure poorgay like you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you live in student housing paid by your mom

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are fricking SEETHING

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, ya sound extremely secure lmao. Lemme guess, you'd brag about overpaying for a beer at a sports game too, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the homosexual who thought $110 was a lot of money kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the homosexual who pays 20 pounds for a vodka double, hehe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, i can. You can't.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally everyone can, if you're not an insecure homosexual however you know better and cheaper bars to get more druk for less money without being in the presence of homosexuals like you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you clearly can't. Poorgay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are the homosexual that thinks spending $20 on something is something to brag about, you are literally underage with no concept of money. $20 is something you make in about 20 minutes working an actual job, not something you need to suck your dad's dick for every week

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I relaly hit a nerve didn't i kek, you are so fricking poor.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yea I fricking hate homosexuals like you in my druk threads

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh I get it your just like 18 or something

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, but you are a poorgay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            last time i went to vegas i got taken in a limo to some out of bounds strip joint full of mafia heads and some other guy i had been drinking with all night, at one point i asked one of the prostitutes dancing on me what our tab was and she said 900 bucks including the lino. I told my boy I had to piss and dipped the frick out of there quick. Lmao. Big drinking cities tend to be over priced

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're frickin wild man, I'm imaging some Tony Soprano-like character fuming after you ran outta there, lucky you are in one piece

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I felt bad for the other guy but that night one of the cab drivers i flagged down was on the payroll for one of the prostitute houses and took me to this real run-down joint. ended up paying 500 bucks to frick some used up old mexican prostitute. Oh well. Vegas rocks

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              huh so i finally found you, you'll be dead by the morning

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks this is a flex
            fricking wind your neck in lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Poorgay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably like 80 for me with no tips. I'm an underweight manlet that had no dinner and I was keeping up with a fatso friend on whiskey cokes, I spent the night at some random chick's apartment but just vommed in her toilet and slept on the sofa

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I spent the night at some random chick's apartment but just vommed in her toilet and slept on the sofa
        Grim.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that story could be on my tombstone, always somehow inexplicably hanging out with attractive women and then by the time they show up ive snorted a bunch of oxycodone or some stupid shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer to drunk alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based and Thorogoodpilled

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm inverted right now, I drank the hand sanitizer soap from the aircraft bathroom

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine chugging a fifth of vodka then flying a jumbo jet upside down wasted and saving 200 people’s lives. That’s gotta be unlimited bragging rights for the rest of your life. You should be able to tell that story and just automatically get your dick sucked no matter where you are no questions asked.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LETS FRICKING GO¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been on the rum and coke and vodka and gin, all mixed up. It’s not even a proper wienertail, it’s just made up. I just drink that and stay at home. And eat oven chips. Out of the bag, frozen. Until I throw up on my self...that’s how pissed I’ve been. Thanks.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey friends would you let a passable troony suck your wiener if you were desperate enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you were desperate enough
      I do what I want and not what I have to also yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how passable, does it sound like a chick and look like one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, enough to have fooled you into thinking it were a lady after several interactions

        >if you were desperate enough
        I do what I want and not what I have to also yes.

        I need to think more like you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /Druk/ are the best threads on this board but we sure know how to ruin them with arguments in one fricking second

      No.

      I'm sorry anon but don't let your loneliness lure you down that path
      Gay is gay and there is no such thing as a passable troony.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sorry anon but don't let your loneliness lure you down that path
        >Gay is gay and there is no such thing as a passable troony.
        Then I guess Im a little gay, big fricking deal, life is too short to worry that much about that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s shorter if you catch AIDS from a troony.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I only did it because I liked it! Hell, I LOVED IT!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >passable troony
      Heh.
      No. Homosex is not for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      having sex with a woman is pink having sex with a man (troony whatever) is brown, pink is delightful brown makes me cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine your grandfather’s reaction to hearing this question.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are ya winnin son?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Careful, that kind of stuff got the last thread ACK'd

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does mixed race have to do with anything?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the straight edge homosexual is back!
    HURRAH!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for "Trees Lounge" to finish downloading...
    I think I shall have another drink, cheers!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good movie. Chloe is very cute and there's a couple neat cameos.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my rule is that if i see a post that is a paragraph long I read the first 6 words and if they're shit I just scroll down

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh drink prices
    shut up gays

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This actor is boring AF. Him, Will Smith and all of the Australians are good examples of their agenda to flood Hollywood of with charisma vacuums.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont give a frick

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys ever try buzzballs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No are they good

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insecure poorgay has been BLOWN THE FRICK OUT

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hate when i leave these kino druk threads because im on a high i can say anything but i go to a bar and im just drinking alone lmao fricking hell proper buzz kill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ill go to the bar with you and we can shitpost irl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lets do it big boy

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how about we transcend racial, political, class and religious barriers and we all enjoy a drink?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds awfully national socialist of you
      Prost!

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fräulein's got potential, we could be a family
    >Met her in the crowd at a rightwing rally
    >No tats, classy, body like an athlete
    >From the way she acted I knew wants a fascist, not a weak homosexuals

    That you other based anon for making me realize I've been neglecting Mr Bond lately
    >I go WRAOOOOW, like Stuka Flieger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Favorite song? Mine is The OGs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christ that is a tough question

        My favorite will forever be Fascist for all the irl memories and stories it inspired
        Next one, maybe Goyz-n-Europe? That one was me and my brother's favorite to throw on in front of non-whites in the Swedish "hood"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I introduced my buddy to Mr. Bond after I saw a video for Where'd You Go.
          Now he walks around playing Bond on his phone for all to hear lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Playing it right now

            I drink too much to keep track of all of his song
            Gonna go through em all tonihgt unless I pass out first

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here, fren. This is much better than b***hute.
              https://argentbeacon.com/music/mr-bond/

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS EVERYTHING IS FRICKED EVERYBODY SUCKS

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love that there is a countless drunks posting here while all the other threads limp off to page whatever the frick
    janny must be so fricking mad
    yeah we're drunk and want to vent frick you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brainrot. They wouldn't keep an eye on you if they got paid. Go puke somewhere in the bushes little man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally just moved us

        You're delusional, jannycuck
        Frick you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um no

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go check /b/, Black person

            And stay there

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Im still posting on teevee homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good thing you don't get paid and got a bunch of restrictions huh

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >luvly flamin' sambuca
    >with a nice snakebite chaser...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never even seen bucca, are you a wop?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evens you couldn't say nay to dat!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gives it to us neat!
          >and TRIPPLES

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    right im going to the bar im out of beer
    loved this thread and im glad i made it
    ill take the 3 dayer
    frick janny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order a landshark for me, no one fricking carries it since my man Mr. Buffet passed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You ever been to a Jimmy Buffet's restaurant?
        Best nachos you've ever had.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No but my mom has been to the margaritaville resort in florida like 4 times, fricking c**t, never invited me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      godspeed anon
      a good drukthread is worth the 3 days

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't enjoy drinking anymore
    It relaly is over, isn't it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta push through, drink a few shots and the motivation will come back!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been there. It sucks when even the drink won't let you escape from yourself anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did you do to escape beyond drinking?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kick the habit and face the comedown.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking has made me mentally moronic, anyone else feel the same way?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cobes?

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm druk crying right now..........

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did THEY take it from us? I just want to go back.........

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=IngcQ18jxFZFFJZr

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want feels? Try watching Mallsoft compilations on YT.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, a pint of vodka every night when I'm drinking is pretty bad right? Both 40% and 50%, I'll do either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only a pint? babby tier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats nothing compared to most alcoholics. Most drink either a fifth or upwards to a litre everyday.

        Yeah alright, a fifth is probably when I gotta start worrying. I know it's bad and it'll probably only get worse but so far a pints been fine for awhile now. It was probably 6+ months ago a half a pint was it. Hasn't gone up to more and I have periods of no drinking (month or so) so hopefully I'm not going down the road of full alkie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats nothing compared to most alcoholics. Most drink either a fifth or upwards to a litre everyday.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it lads. I am now among the ranks of being able to drink a fifth a night and wake up without the hangover nausea. I feel tired and that's it. I can now get druk without fear

    Cheers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont leave us hanging, do you drink water too or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I drink a shit-ton of water at work during the day and I almost never get hangovers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I drink a shit tonne of water. But I still used to get really bad hangovers with the same amount. I think my body has just adapted to it, which might be a sign for me to lay off it for a while.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna go get some greasy bar food
    You guys want anything?
    I'm getting a dirty burger with a fried egg and some fried pickle coins

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys ever passionately state that you're not drunk when you're drunk? My go-to is that "I'm just a little tired"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, last time I got pulled over. And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling little breathalyzers.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    may 3 is my birthday anon! happy druk to you 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Home alone posting on Cinemaphile on your birthday? Yikes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where the frick are you then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had a good day anon, wife is in bed i'm having a couple drinks after. i'm good my friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      happy bday man! CHEERS!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CHEERS ANON!

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are very insecure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, he is an alcoholic and based his personality around a substance.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're home alone with gin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a girl coming over and I actually have alcohol. You have no girl and no alcohol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can go buy both of em, easy.
        couple a massage parlors in my area and bars for miles

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, cringe dogshit larp b***h.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok, cringe dogshit homosexual larp homosexual c**t.
            I win, no takebacks, you lose.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think mass repliers are worse than jannies themselves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /druk/ attracts some weird haters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sit in the street at 3am and listen to this on repeat while i cry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    frick off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah Beefeater.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timezone bro..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let's drink together at a late time of the nightr!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because normalgays are weak minded and get easily addicted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Whit Whitaker is a frickin spirit brah, he's no normie c**t.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been drinking for 10 years straight

    It's really not a point of pride anymore

    [...]
    may 3 is my birthday anon! happy druk to you 🙂

    Happy birthday, buddy

    I hope it was atleast a decent day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon. it was! we went out for lunch, saw some friends, went out for dinner, saw family, got given tyranids and booze. now enjoying said booze whilst wilst wife is in bed and I hang out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricken sweet man

        My day was a lot more depressing but I'm drunk and feeling good right now too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry to hear that man, what's up?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing man, I'm just a sad hermit frick

            It's all good though, whaddup with you?
            Prolly TONS

            Classic yt kino for any new folks
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=f_JygUgiweI

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm a hermit but larp normie, it's horrible
              but don't be sad. you're in good company.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I already went through my Leaving Las Vegas phase kiddo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the hole you're in
      I wish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never even been to Las Vegas, kid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a 3 hour drive from me in LA, not everyone is hick who moved from the sticks, project moar.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a 3 hour drive from me in LA
          lmao it's 4.5 from LA. I know cause I live in LA. You don't.
          have a nice day.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can afford to live there, but can you afford the bottom surgery is the real question

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You keep posting this fricking picture everywhere and I really don't get why

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a 3 hour shot if you don’t drive like a b***h and you go when it’s not rush hour. Tourist. Go back to Wisconsin.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s not rush hour.
              We've already established you dont live here. You dont have to keep proving it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seeing this exhange made me check for myself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You drive 90 mph and not like a b***h.
                t Chad

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cold beer onna Friday night

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he worked all week and it was fricking FRIDAY. Frick society and frick everyone who says you shouldn't be CHUGGING fricking liquor on the weekend and dying in your 50's from health problems. FRICK THIS LIFE

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you think you’re a pathetic loser? lol that’s nothing
    >check this out, I’m fricking up my life WAY worse than you
    Most bizarre thing alckies do. They say it like they’re winning a contest or something.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what makes people even get angry anymore, like just chill out lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of these guys are being very un/druk/ right meow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never understood angry druks, it's always good vibes for me. the hangovers are moody as frick though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        the worst you'll get out of me is talking too much
        I'm the kind of drunk that goes "I love you guys so much"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow you're so cool.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            heh I try
            sometimes I wonder why I was born cool instead of rich

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im the same, anon. better than being a moody moron. keep doing you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm reminded of Kurt Fuller's line at the end of Wayne's World:
          >And I've learned that platonic love can exist between two men.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same, any time i get druk with people it's love and happiness. it's why it's so hard to quit. we're all oysters with pearls inside, but opening up tears us apart.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tears us apart.
            At a former workplace a bunch of my friends all separately banged this one chick named Joy.
            They called themselves Joy Division.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cringe ass reddit fiction. have a nice day, you fricking loser.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know every human ever?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're about to get slapped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of these guys are being very un/druk/ right meow.

      never understood angry druks, it's always good vibes for me. the hangovers are moody as frick though.

      Alcohol can really kickstart the hatred in you if you're in that mood or something happens that gets you there
      Especially when you're blacked out, you can't remember a fricking thing but your brain was apparently awake enough to fight 6 people at the same time, then go get a knife, get arrested, try to fight the cops and the ambulance people that are trying to patch you up, and then cry yourself to sleep in a drunk tank

      I understand getting angry drunk but how the FRICK do you let that happen here? homie close your eyes like walk away from the screen

      t. drunk with anger issues

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still don't get it. what gets you so angry? if people start laughing at me for whatever reasons I call them homosexuals and walk off and have a smoke and a drink, whatever. laugh at it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly don't know. I've been this way since I was born, apparently I used to freak out and start swinging on people before I could even speak

          The anger and the hate just takes you over completely
          Even before I started drinking I would blackout from anger alone, with no memory of the shit I did, and from 12 to 16 I was in a constant, neverending swirl of seething fricking rage for no real reason at all.
          I've learned to control it better with age and practice but the rumbling fricking animal inside you never actually goes away or even takes a break
          It is fricking hell when the normal you isn't a complete psycho that can ignore and forget all the horrible shit you've done to people in that state
          Most of the time they've done at least something to deserve it, but it doesn't go away immediately so sometimes innocent people get caught up in your shit and it's embarrassing as frick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that sounds horrible anon, I think you might wanna try something else to get your kick.

            angry stuff isn't good for you or anybody else.
            smash some mdma and listen to some tunes, or get some friends over and do acid. stay off the booze if you know it makes you horrible to hang around.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the time the alcohol helps and I'm a happy drunk
              I've made shit worse by taking ongoing fights to a new level, but I honestly haven't started a drunken fight in at least 7-8 years now

              I just drink alone now to make sure it doesn't happen ever again, I watch and listen to good shit and do the odd cheeky shitpost on here
              All good

              Bears are my favortie animal btw, I love the bear pics and will watch some cool bear shit right now to stay in this good mood
              Have a nice tortoise webm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i want to empathize with you anon, I really do, but I'm just so used to all the people that "see red" are huge homosexuals

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >so used to all the people that "see red" are huge homosexuals
              I absolutely have been one of those, and most likely I still am

              Though at least I have contained myself, nobody ever has to be affected by it anymore and if I spaz out I do it alone and at home
              I can't take back all the shit I did but I do make sure that the worst shit that happens from now on is that I say some dumb shit and get myself banned

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sorry you have to go through that bro, that sounds like a rough time

                Most of the time the alcohol helps and I'm a happy drunk
                I've made shit worse by taking ongoing fights to a new level, but I honestly haven't started a drunken fight in at least 7-8 years now

                I just drink alone now to make sure it doesn't happen ever again, I watch and listen to good shit and do the odd cheeky shitpost on here
                All good

                Bears are my favortie animal btw, I love the bear pics and will watch some cool bear shit right now to stay in this good mood
                Have a nice tortoise webm

                bas tort
                >you're not helping it
                >i mean you're not helping it
                >why aren't you helping it
                >oh never mind you're helping it
                >nice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All that means is that youre an butthole to begin with

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No doubt

          I've never been a good person

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no no nooooo!!
    >you have to play along with the larp!!!

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >better than being a moody moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother I am Muslim but drink, maybe i can help you

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN I WAS
    A YOUNG BOY
    MY FATHER

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies are killing druk

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the belgian trippel

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know, But im drinking warm franzia boxxed wine I got on managers clearance, mixed it with some juice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mixed it with some juice
      Why?

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see drukthread die by jannies
    >go frick around for 30 minutes
    >thread has over 200 replies
    drukbros... we won?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're doin' it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We always do

      >they can't keep getting away with it!
      But we can.

      We don't even remember what we did

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shit my pants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry bro, that wasn't you. some other jerkoff shit in your pants when you weren't looking and then ran out the door.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just celebrated my first bday sober in ten years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      super grats anon, I wish I was you
      but wrong thread

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I druk half the bottle and I feel like I'm going to be sick

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get insanely drunk
    >Start thinking about how i'd react if people i knew died
    >Cry like a fricking baby
    Every fricking time

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are we listening to this fine evening?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino - used to kill this on guitar hero back in college

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah, one of my favourites

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based, haven't even thought about PT in maybe a year, brilliant drummer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hair metal is awesome, i'll fight anyone who says it's not

        unironically

        ?si=fQ_QlCQXhm7Cku2F

        zoomers keep saying they're depressed and bringing back emo but i don't think they're depressed enough in the right way to do it tbh

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwqfwieV-mc&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGA&start_radio=1&rv=xIUyzd2LWrM

        sometimes i want to feel american

        sometimes i want to feel british

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emo is just good music. Why are you obsessed with zoomers? homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that likes Emarosa and Dance Gavin Dance.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he has a point though
            the emo-pop genre died out in 2018 because literally everyone died
            xxxtentacion, lil peep and juice wrld (I know you will call me a homosexual for this) died and they were really the only ones pushing emo-pop for zoomers. The zoomeremopop-genre died with them. There's is really no emopop on a large scale anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically

      ?si=fQ_QlCQXhm7Cku2F

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes i want to feel american

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since I'm explaining anger issues and being moronic

      i'm sorry you have to go through that bro, that sounds like a rough time

      [...]
      bas tort
      >you're not helping it
      >i mean you're not helping it
      >why aren't you helping it
      >oh never mind you're helping it
      >nice

      lmao I know it's slow and a bit frustrating at first but I wouldn't post it in this blessed thread if it didn't end well

      /druk/ is literally the best part of Cinemaphile right now

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to the shitter
    >Return to bedroom
    >It smells worse
    Ye, time to open a windae

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >open a windae

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with the fact you can never go back? I fricking hate time so much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by turning around - you're facing the wrong way you druk fool, you're gonna fall over :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life gets better as it goes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've been trying to cope with this fact for over 10 years, even though it wasn't even much fun back then, life's gets shitter as it goes

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take him to tell the court that he was drunk? He must have smelled like a brewery. The whole courtroom must have reeked of him and his boozy breath. Shit movie.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're all gonna die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, yeah. Eventually.
      >captcha: SHOTA
      What the frick did they mean by this?

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any songs that aren't really your style but still grips you, especially when druk?

    Might be a bit because the girl is cute, but I find myself listening to this every once in a while even if I don't listen to anything else close

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this shit never fails to evoke my norwegian-spirit when I'm druking

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LIVE
        Stopped as soon as I saw that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're missing out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you

            ?si=XXFZ-6X1oq2C330b

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we're going local

        Won't mean much for the other itt but you'll at least get the lyrics (in the description)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anything booty bass/ghetto tech. just so catchy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I normally listen to hiphop but this shit gets me going every time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only realized he died from prescription drugs a few months ago lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >antidepressants and opiates
          being a rock star really is a boomer myth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I normally listen to metal but this gets me

        I only realized he died from prescription drugs a few months ago lol

        Found out he died just now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no he said he died a few months ago

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's

      ?si=ZNybeiaFCjq4yawr

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rewatching Flight
    >Completely forgot about that scene where John Goodman shows up randomly and snorts cocaine with Denzel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but it's the most kino scene in the film

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on man, these dudes are doing cocaine on screen for real right? Why would you do fake cocaine?

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was probably the most alcohol per milliliter, at the lowest cost, in his local shop

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread, everybody.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good but i know the next one's gonna be better

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friday ends here for me, couple hours sleep and a comfy drunk saturday will start

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he ran out of skooma.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this has to have been the fastest drukthread everq

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I've drank enough that I'm not even that fricked up, but drinking more will make me puke (again). I hate drinking but have no other options to getting fricked up. Good night, /druk/

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many sharts can a sharter shart?

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finished watching "Trees Lounge"
    It was really good, thank yu drukbros

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