Why did he fall off?

Why did he fall off?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he apologize in the middle of a play for not performing well enough? Total scrub move. Living with killing those small-ass-lovers is probably pretty tough for Simba.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he drive off?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no anon he drove ON

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the only reason why the car crash happened is because jennifer gray was giving him head while he was driving

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wagon? He was in Ireland and wanted to live it up a bit.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a dyke

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was taking roles he had no business playing.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda annoyed there can't be a thread about this guy without the constant shitposting about the crash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying it was Murder?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness beer is as black as the eyes of this killer

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was genuinely great in 30 Rock

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >On August 5, 1987, while driving a rented BMW Northern Ireland, Broderick intentionally crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo. The driver, Anna Gallagher, 28,[37] and her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, were both killed instantly. He was with with Jennifer Grey, whom he had begun dating in secrecy during the filming of Farts on Charts; the quirky comedy about a businessman [Broderick] trying to break wallstreet by sharting as long and loud as he could in a wallstreet building. Broderick was fine and, according to police was found "laughing his ass off with glee" when they arrived at the scene [37]. Grey received minor injuries, including whiplash.[citation needed]

    >Broderick told police he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he had been in the wrong lane, but then went on to say: "I killed those two dumb c**ts with my car because I don't give a frick, and you people won't do SHIT about it, probably fine me or something and I'll be on my way, can we get on with this?"[38][39] He was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined £100 (US$175).[40][41]

    >The victims' son and brother, Martin Doherty, called the verdict "a travesty of justice". He later forgave Broderick, and planned to meet him in 2003. In February 2012, when Broderick was featured in a multi-million-dollar Honda commercial that aired during the Super Bowl, Doherty said the meeting had still not taken place and that Broderick "wasn't the greatest choice of drivers, knowing his past".[42]

    >Martin Doherty was later found dead in his apartment with a frozen spear of solid feces jammed through his mouth, protruding out of the back of his neck. [43] Police said "it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen, and I couldn't help think it was Broderick who did it." [44][45] DNA evidence suggested it was Broderick's feces, but Broderick was never charged.[46]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Sorry, Matt’s agent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he did those old bags a favor

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, they probably hadn't gotten plowed in years.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    inspector gadget imo

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    age. his boyish looks could only last for so long.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murder jokes aside, his performances are always underwhelming. Very low energy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jokes
      He killed two women, a mother and grandmother in cold blood and walked away without so much as 20 minutes of community service, how is that funny?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wait you actually give a shit? Damn hope you avenge those poor women. Keep fighting the good fight

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Damn hope you avenge those poor women.
          This but 100% unironically.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He killed two women
        We're all guilty of mashing some spuds.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were agents of Putin and highly antisemitic and deserved it, slava Ukranee.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t make kinos like Godzilla ‘98 without breaking a few eggs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's great in the 1998 Godzilla and I'll hear nothing to the contrary.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he payed the killer of the girl from poltergeist to kill her because he was jealous of her Italian cuisine dining. Also, he ordered the deaths of Vic morrow and the 2 kids the same year in 1982. Landis was his sex slave.

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