Why did he get old when he drank from the Holy Grail?
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Why did he get old when he drank from the Holy Grail?
Why did he get old when he drank from the Holy Grail?
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He got Jesus aids
Immortality only works in the temple. The movie literally explains it
Which makes you wonder what that knight was eating that whole time.
he didn't need to eat, just kept drinking from the grail
>imagine the smell of piss inside that cavern
And why did he get old?
He would old when he started.
Old in knight make Harry
who was phone?
It's implied he only recently started aging.
Wait, where is that implied?
>Wait
Reddit wiener sucker.
The knight says something along the lines of knowing a replacement would soon be arriving when his strength began to fail him.
Maybe he went outside every now and again. If he went outside for an hour a day he'd age 41 years after a 1000 years.
And have to dodge the blades every time? Why would an old man want to do that?
I assume they can be deactivated. Doesn't Jones do it for Elsa and Donovan? They weren't dodging that shit.
He didn’t deactivate it he jammed it with a belt or his whip.
In the the book I think it said he had several crisis of faith where he stopped drinking from the grail for a long period.
Beta knight vs the chad monk, all that time to knowGod and failed at apotheosis
Talk about a skeptic, damn.
Crisis of faith? Wouldn't the fact that he's drinking from the cup of Christ solidify his faith? What? Lol.
>why the frick do you want me to spend my entire life guarding this fricking cup hidden behind deadly traps
>seriously why am i sitting here
>what the frick
>i wan die
He had his ipad
Jerry get ipad
aw shucks
no get
Manna,
You moron.
Imagine spending hundreds of years alone in that shithole guarding the grail. No food, no sex, no companionship, no music, nothing to read. Then a bunch of c**ts show up and frick around and lose the grail for all time. All that work, all that waiting around for hundreds of years, all for nothing.
i hope they were laughing about him as they were riding into the sunset
Why?
it implies they did it for the lulz
You just sound nasty. Not clever or funny.
u have to go back
No. You're a homosexual zoomer, you're in a position unsuitable to give orders.
ahahahah
he doesnt realize that zoomers dont even know about the lulz
>You just sound nasty.
kek, first day on 4chin? stop postin homosexual
His companionship was prayer, his food was the love from god, his music the faith in Christ,
Imagine all the cum jars and piss jugs he was hiding behind the grail table, hoping no one would notice them. Imagine, if you will, the smell.
Imagine being a seeker, thinking you're so smart and ignoring the grails on table and picking a grail hidden at the back and chugging from it.
>"He chose... Poorly."
>nothing to read
Isn't he reading the bible when they enter his chamber? Though after reading it for almost a thousand years I'm sure it's pretty stale.
>all for nothing
So just like WW2?
>Immortality only works in the temple.
or
>How Indiana Jones Learned To Hate God
>How Indiana Jones Learned To Hate God
Que?
>Immortality only works in the temple. The movie literally explains it
No it doesn't. The movie never says shit about immortality only working in the temple, it only said you couldn't remove the grail.
yes it does, he says the powers of the grail only work up to the seal
so the seal is the actual magic item while the grail is a worthless cup otherwise
They seem to work in conjunction. One without the other is useless.
the cup derives its power from the blood of christ. where does the seal's magic superpowers come from all of a sudden
Dunno. Fair question but it's established one doesn't work without the other.
You are extremely low iq.
Not debating that but why?
The seal is just another trap, moron. If they had managed to grab the grail at the end they could’ve taken it anywhere and used it fully.
>The seal is just another trap, moron.
explain how it works with the technology available to whoever built it
No, he says the grail mustn’t be taken past the seal.
The power isn't in the seal and you don't need to stay in the temple. Walter Donovan specified he wanted to drink from the Grail to achieve immortality.
Walter didnt know anything.
the quest for the grail is the point, it’s the faith you found along the way that is the real grail
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You have to keep drinking from it not just once
So if I had the magic cup I could drink from it endlessly and live forever? I’d fill it with nacho cheese and drink that shit down
>You have to keep drinking from it not just once
To be truly immortal perhaps.
Drinking from it once should still grant Indiana Jones unnatural longevity.
>To be truly immortal perhaps.
>Drinking from it once should still grant Indiana Jones unnatural longevity
You only gain back in live however long it took you to drink. So basically over the course of your life however long you have spent drinking, if you instead drank from the grail, you would have saved that much life.
Didn't you see how fit he still was in kingdom of the crystal skull?
Wrong.
To become immortal you need to keep drinking from the grail and you can only do that in the temple.
If you believed in god with such proof why would you even want to live forever, wouldn’t you want to die till Jesus returns and takes you to heaven? (No you don’t go to heaven right when you die, read the Bible, you die and are Risen only when He returns)
An immortal soldier would be invaluable to god when jesus returns and revelations end times comes
Yes but the story said the other Templars who drank from the grail who survived lived to be extremely old?
They already were extremely old.
They died because after leaving the temple they were no longer immortal
Yes, you stop being immortal but drinking from the grail is implied to have a lasting effect, not immortality but extremely long life.
Our Indy is now an old tired man at the age of 70.
It was a monkey paw.
>experienced the wrath of God through Ark of the Covenant
>still doubts his belief
is this normal?
Israelites who were with Moses himself doubted it as well so why not
>jews constantly spitting in the face of god
Yeah it's pretty normal for them.
wtf
marvel or disney or lucas or whoever owns this btfo
Why did he get old?
GOOD MORNING SIRS
the actor got old
If Elsa had drank from the grail, would she have survived the fall???
Vaxxed and boosted with israeli MRNA poison.
Crystal Skull happened in an alternate timeline where the events of Last Crusade happened differently, and Dial of Destiny takes place on a Crystal Skull timeline
Dumb frick.
why am I so stupid bros?
No faith in yourself
One of the finest things in life
i love how atheists are obsessed with bible stories kek
he committed countless sins such as murder and premarital sex, so it's magic powers went away
Assuming Elsa survived the fall, could she stay alive forever at the bottom of the chasm by pissing into the grail and drinking from it?
take ur digusting fetish and get outta here
>>>/b/
what if she shat into it?
He converted to Catholicism so eternal life was paywalled
The symbiotic relationship between the cup and the seal. Im not smart enough to explain it all, but its a common theme with George Lucas movies.
In Phantom Menace, Anakin racer has two giant engines, when one starts leaking he transfers energy from one to the other.
If Lucas had made episodes 7-9, they would've been about the symbiotic relationship between force users and the midichlorians.
>Phantom Menace,
That whole movie is about symbiotic relationships