Why did he go HULK SMASH as soon as he woke up? Wasn't he supposed to be some 50000iq being that has lived for millions of years?
Why did he go HULK SMASH as soon as he woke up?
Why did he go HULK SMASH as soon as he woke up? Wasn't he supposed to be some 50000iq being that has lived for millions of years?
Why wouldn't he, those who woke him up acted like complete morons. I don't get why people complain about this scene.
He did nothing to assess the danger of his situation. If they didn't have dumbfrick horribly bad for some reason guns, and more lethal regular guns that exist today, and the person firing aimed correctly at his head 5 feet away, he would have been killed instantly.
He was severally autistic
His race considered the whole death and life cycle to be a holy aspect of nature so when one of your primitive apelike creations comes begging for eternal life he was a bit offended. You can even see with the acting that at first he doesn't understand the language but as they keep speaking english it goes from confusion to disgust.
This.
Imagine waking up to a bunch of midgets wanting immortality as their midget robot gets in your face
so he was russian
Looks like Ryan Gosling with prosthetics
He did the right thing.
OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN FRICKING SHITS
>moronic autist goes chimp mode
literally just another day, why do you think they don't allow them in classroom with normal kids?
I've witness this shit too much, the school and teacher are trying to be progressive or whatever the frick and let the autistic moron join the normal class and then he always goes ultra chimp instinct and then what do you know he's not there anymore and was probably put back with the moron pack.
Except this one time this black autistic guy went mega racist kkk sieg heil sublime mode and it was fricking awesome.
Interestingly I rarely ever saw any autismos in college, I guess they get filtered somewhere
>black autistic guy went mega racist kkk sieg heil sublime mode and it was fricking awesome.
Story, please?
imagine waking up tomorrow and frickn roaches are by your bed, staring at you and somehow one of them starts talking to you about how he wants his species to live forever.
I would be amazed and desire to communicate with them further.
>holy shit that's so kafka lmao lmao I'm going to go back to sleep hope I don't wake up as a bug
jej
Why did he waste time going after her when he could've gone to one of the other ships on the planet. He didn't care about her before. And his mission was clearly a big fricking deal to him since it was the first thing he did after being in cryosleep for 2000 years after his civilization was wiped out.
Why would he waste it all to get revenge on some woman who wasn't even one of the crew that rammed his ship? As far as he knows she wronged him in no way,just ran off.
Because they killed jesus
Imagine ruining your promising and huge franchise to pander to Christgays on how their prophet is actually the true one
Isn't it kinda blasphemous to say there's no god and Jesus was taught by aliems?
Yes, it goes both ways. Either way, Scott pissed every possible group and he's based for it
Did he though? I dont think normies even knew about the jesus thing
Normies only realize stuff if you break it down and explain it to them, and most don't even know prometheus was related to the alien movies
There are no true believers in Hollywood, this makes it very easy to realize that there is virtually no positive or accurate representation of the faith in movies
8/10 times its portrayed its catholicism anyway. Their only alternative is crazy unhinged schizo redneck 'baptists' or the weak watered down megachurch type. You'll never actually see someone preaching the gospel in a major movie. "They" cannot afford to.
Why do you pretend to be some ultra christian?
What do you gain from this roleplay?
FRICKING BASED
>sup bro we just woke you up and we killed your beloved son make me live forever
He never learned to control his anger
Hulk should have ripped her bitychy emotional head off
>complains about men who explain her own area of expertise to her
>tries to educate fricking hulk about anger management
>the writers did not see a shred of irony in any of this
lol
lmao
6 female writers and 2 female directors.
That's your answer.
you would be cranky too after waking p from a very long nap
if you see some ants you can easily squash, the 5000 iq move isn't to build a laser to fry them or to try diplomacy with the ants. you squash the ants and move on
if i see some ants i can easily squash i don`t squash them because i`m not evil
This was one of the better parts of the movie. The space jockey was mad that it was being talked to be a creation of its creation. It's pretty on the nose folks.
>space jockey
Separate creatures, Ridley
to be fair, I get pissed when some c**t wakes me up and starts talking shit
I’m pretty sure the idea is that he understands what humanity has done (created artificial life of its own) and was filled with rage or something. Ridley Scott was doing some shit about being rejected by your creators
A better question is why did a team of supposed "scientists" act like moronic teenagers out of a slasher flick?
Scientists are fricking dorks, what are they supposed to do? Being smart in one, or even many fields doesn't mean you're calm and logical all of the time you fedora sipping moron
>what are they supposed to do? Being smart in one, or even many fields doesn't mean you're calm and logical all of the time you fedora sipping moron
Yeah ok but did he really have to act all playful with the fricking hissing space cobra thing?
Yes cause he's a fricking dork
Stupid autists on Cinemaphile don't realize the entire franchise is just violence and gross imagery for shock value. Any resemblance to reason is purely coincidental.
The dude was just a pissed off dumb pilot who wanted to get dump his payload on earth so he could finally go back home.
they talked to him before his morning cuppa
Is it weird that I really like the makeup for this dude?
You really like the zuck?
>he thinks high IQ means being low on the testo or the agressive side.
Its exactly the opposite. No matter what unis wanna tell you.
being
>standard procedure to create life is to travel 5 gorillion lightyears just to drink some goo so you die and then shit happens, probably
>zero defenses and security measures to blow random visitors out of orbit while you take a nap
>get head cut off by security door just like in the first Resident Evil movie
>spacefaring ship can just be highjacked by randos
>whole civilization gets wiped out because some gay toaster man cobbled together by dudes from moronic randos you seeded on planet No. xyz decided to play Spore
Nah.
Aliens are extremely racist. Why do you think whenever contact is made everyone ends up killing eachother.
Humans are also essentially the Black folk of the universe in all stories so it makes sense
Does shilling this movie means we will get another sequel?
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He had to use the bathroom but they were in the way