Why did he hate The Eagles?

Why did he hate The Eagles?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a better question is what was his source of income

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unemployment security, aka funemployment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original script it was royalties from his childless uncle inventing the Rubik's Cube. It's a mystery in the film. He wrote bogus checks and took his sweet time to pay his pushover landlord though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least he support him on his dance quintet

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was redpilled on the music industry, remember he used to roadie for Metallica?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the eagles are the cheesiest shittiest rock band ever. joe walsh was the only one in that band with any taste, the rest of them wrote geezer music

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if the Eagles are playing in the taxi, one would assume he is the one who asked to have that on, rather than the militant Black man. This turns out not to be the case in a joke I figured I didn't need to explain, but here we are.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Jesus was his bowling rival and his theme song was a cover of Hotel California. Think about it.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual answer, because T Bone Burnett was involved with the soundtrack and he hates The Eagles. Hippies get mad at the Eagles because they charged a lot for tickets to their shows. But don't even try to talk shit for real because Joe Walsh is ALL TIME one of the most fun guitar players to listen to.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dude was an authentic hippie and one of their biggest spergout talking points are "posers". The Eagles are the biggest poser hippie band of all time, they're for boomers who wanna pretend to be a hippie for an hour at a time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if that's the case then why did he have creedance tapes in his car? CCR are also posers for playing "swamp rock" while being from san francisco

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dude is a bit of a hypocrite. He has a reputation for being chill and zen like but he easily gets annoyed and spazzes out a lot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ccr wrote good music so it doesn't matter if they were posers. the eagles just suck ass all around

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heartache Tonight is better than any CCR song.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

            VIET FRICKIN NAM

        • 9 months ago
          sly poster

          The eagles wrote several great and endearing songs

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you hate The Eagles?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they sound like shit

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause they suck

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the name of the band is just "Eagles".

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are really fricking awful

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz they didn't take Frodo directly to Mt Doom

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He once got a blowjob to “Hotel California” but she punched him really hard in the testicles just before he climaxed.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad really hates The Eagles and I always think of this bit as the equivalent of how much I hate Blink from my generation

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the spinoff fail so hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Turturro's an actor, not a writer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. no one asked for it.
      2. They had to retcon the pedophilia (8 year olds dude) to make him somewhat likeable. The thing is that his ONE JOKE is that he's this sleazy guy talking tons of shit, but then he's registered sex offender.
      3. The brothers aren't involved.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you employed, sir?
    How do you respond?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no

    • 9 months ago
      sly poster

      Your taxes pay my bills

      The Dude is a bit of a hypocrite. He has a reputation for being chill and zen like but he easily gets annoyed and spazzes out a lot.

      this is correct, Donnie is the closest to zen-like out of the whole group.

  18. 9 months ago
    sly poster

    The hippies didn't like the Eagles because the Eagles represented the commercialization of the Laurel Canyon Folk community, plus because the Eagles were made up of studio musicians (iirc, they were Linda Rondstadt's backing group), other musicians thought they didn't "pay their dues" playing shitty clubs and whathaveyou and skipped right into success. Also, the other musicians were jealous as well (the Greatest hits album sold more than Thriller, and Hotel California isn't that far behind Thriller either as one of the highest selling studio albums)

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were the Taylor Swift of American Rock.

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