>design life >they're asking how to live forever when death is part of the life cycle >some lifeless robotic abomination talks to you >they woke you up
He was sent to end humanity because it was violent, he gave them a chance to prove him wrong and they proved him right. Also, David repulsed him, and I think he was mad because he froze himself because a facehugger raped him in the original script.
>It's all speculation. But there's absolutely no possibility of contact or negotiation with the Engineers. >They are hostile on sight. Either they hate all life-forms, or they have a particular problem with their creations. >They kill us. They kill bugs. Bugs kill us. We fight back against everything. Which is why having Ahab in our corner helps. We are at the bottom of the food chain. >Why... Why would something so evidently advanced act with such hostility against its own creations? >Who knows, Mr. Melville? Maybe we're accidents. Or disappointments.
>be Engineer >wake up after millennia >weirdly dressed people stand before you asking rude questions >make an effort to talk to them, significantly reducing your life span in the process >notice they aren't just rude, they've also created some soulless robot thing >snap and go on a rampage
He created humans in his own image with certain biological intentions, life, reproduction, aging, death. He was pissed that after proving that they were violent beyond reason and not worth saving, humans created life in their own image. Then this copy of natural perfection was demanding the right to exist outside of the biological parameters the original creator intended. Basically to to the Engineer, David was the nastiest, most incomprehensibly horrific troony expecting to use the other bathroom. And the engineer was right to try to eliminate the distillation of humanity because this demented freak David then creates life in his own image and creates a rudimentary xenomorph.
Xenos are the copier machine degradation of divinity.
Lemme dumb it down for you then moron >Engineers create humans >metaphor for God creating humans >humans create androids >metaphor for atheist culture going against nature with technology >show their bastard creation to God >God thinks its an abomination >he mad
What the frick is the fricking point of a fricking axe for a fricking fire? You fricking can't fricking swing a fricking axe at a fricking fire it will fricking pass through the fricking fire. Frick.
>engineer society built upon the acceptance of death as shown in the opening scene >weyland desperately wants to cling to eternal life and creates the mockery of David
>Xenomorphs were bioweapon manufactured by proto-humans.
What a boring premise. Always preferred the Aliens comic book version that Xenomorphs are just successful invasive species because the Space Jockey crash-landed on a planet which had none of the natural enemies of Xenomorph home planet. Fire Ant Xenomorphs are way spookier than "muh perfect bioweapon designed to hunt humans"-Xenomorphs.
Thats what makes the premise interesting. Similar to different skulls in the trophy room in Predator 2. You don't get the explanation of each species but it makes your imagination run wild.
Uh-huh. What exactly are the natural enemies of a lifeform that one-shots large animals with their jaws/claws/tails, has acid for blood and produces large quantities of offspring?
>woken up >see prune like old raisin man >tells you hes just like you, a god, look heres his creation, David >then asks for life extension because hes a god like you >robot mispronounces one of your words and calls you a promigger.
He was an alien.
You ever been woken up after a deep sleep by children crying?
Because israelites killed Jesus who was an engineer
https://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html
He was just expressing his culture.
>wake up and see roaches crawling in your room
would you calmly ask roaches to leave?
Wouldn’t you?
lets say you had a son and he turned out to be self-entitled, violent, autistic loser. what would you do?
blame myself
Tell him he's literally me and make edits out of him
>having a nice, cozy sleep
>a bunch of manlets woke you up and start speaking in a weird language you dont understand
completely understandable
Why Ridley made them speak PIE? It makes zero sense.
>design life
>they're asking how to live forever when death is part of the life cycle
>some lifeless robotic abomination talks to you
>they woke you up
He was sent to end humanity because it was violent, he gave them a chance to prove him wrong and they proved him right. Also, David repulsed him, and I think he was mad because he froze himself because a facehugger raped him in the original script.
Incel rage
This is partially true, Engineers can't have sex.
but wouldn't their sex drives also be phased out?
The one at the beginning wears a loincloth, maybe their penises are too small or they can't get it up anymore.
>It's all speculation. But there's absolutely no possibility of contact or negotiation with the Engineers.
>They are hostile on sight. Either they hate all life-forms, or they have a particular problem with their creations.
>They kill us. They kill bugs. Bugs kill us. We fight back against everything. Which is why having Ahab in our corner helps. We are at the bottom of the food chain.
>Why... Why would something so evidently advanced act with such hostility against its own creations?
>Who knows, Mr. Melville? Maybe we're accidents. Or disappointments.
I can see them seeing androids as abominations created by their own abominations, a mockery of whatever they do.
They see humanity as a failed experiment. What else is he going to do?
Weyland greedy, David abominable, people bad.
They talked to him before he had his coffee.
>What are those beings...? The failed creatures from Earth...? What are they doing her-
AIEEEEEEE AIREEEEE ENGINEER-SAMA I WANT TO BE IMMORTAL AND YOUNG AGAIN AIEEEEE AIEEEE
That’s why.
>be Engineer
>wake up after millennia
>weirdly dressed people stand before you asking rude questions
>make an effort to talk to them, significantly reducing your life span in the process
>notice they aren't just rude, they've also created some soulless robot thing
>snap and go on a rampage
Because the hack director and the hack writer and the hack liar Lindelof are all stupid untalented hacks.
We are like black people to him
He created humans in his own image with certain biological intentions, life, reproduction, aging, death. He was pissed that after proving that they were violent beyond reason and not worth saving, humans created life in their own image. Then this copy of natural perfection was demanding the right to exist outside of the biological parameters the original creator intended. Basically to to the Engineer, David was the nastiest, most incomprehensibly horrific troony expecting to use the other bathroom. And the engineer was right to try to eliminate the distillation of humanity because this demented freak David then creates life in his own image and creates a rudimentary xenomorph.
Xenos are the copier machine degradation of divinity.
LOL
You actually read all that tl;dr yammering?
Lemme dumb it down for you then moron
>Engineers create humans
>metaphor for God creating humans
>humans create androids
>metaphor for atheist culture going against nature with technology
>show their bastard creation to God
>God thinks its an abomination
>he mad
>Basically to to the Engineer, David was the nastiest, most incomprehensibly horrific troony expecting to use the other bathroom.
Lel
Mommy issues.
He didn't kill David
They found out about the troonys and Black folk on earth, it was absolutely the last straw.
Thanks a lot liberals
watch the sequel to find out!
>instead of giving answers kill off the entire race instead
I hate Lindelof so much.
The plot demanded it
ALMOST SHAKESPEAREAN
they worship biology
Once he realised David was a android abomination created by humans then he went crazy. Humans creating life artificially is blasphemous to him
he saw the fire axe
What the frick is the fricking point of a fricking axe for a fricking fire? You fricking can't fricking swing a fricking axe at a fricking fire it will fricking pass through the fricking fire. Frick.
reddit
Frick you.
He saw a screener.
because that was the singlemost scariest he could have done
>engineer society built upon the acceptance of death as shown in the opening scene
>weyland desperately wants to cling to eternal life and creates the mockery of David
>Xenomorphs were bioweapon manufactured by proto-humans.
What a boring premise. Always preferred the Aliens comic book version that Xenomorphs are just successful invasive species because the Space Jockey crash-landed on a planet which had none of the natural enemies of Xenomorph home planet. Fire Ant Xenomorphs are way spookier than "muh perfect bioweapon designed to hunt humans"-Xenomorphs.
So what are the natural enemies of Xenomorphs?
Lions
Thats what makes the premise interesting. Similar to different skulls in the trophy room in Predator 2. You don't get the explanation of each species but it makes your imagination run wild.
>So what are the natural enemies of Xenomorphs?
Predators
Uh-huh. What exactly are the natural enemies of a lifeform that one-shots large animals with their jaws/claws/tails, has acid for blood and produces large quantities of offspring?
Dinosaurs with lasers
Since apex lifeforms only have themselves as enemies, I could imagine competing hives of predators. i.e. they are their own worst enemy.
>Xenomorphs were bioweapon manufactured by proto-humans.
By David but something similar already existed before and it was natural.
I want a movie about the Prime Xenomorph
Prometheus wakes up after a 2000 year sleep, feels like shit, cranky, no breakfast, some manlets start making demands, what do you expect to happen?
>what do you expect to happen?
hot gay sex
That was in Covenant.
They didn't bring him a Monster can as tribute, I'd be pissed too.
i would start killing the shitters that woke me up too
Why did Prometheus kill David?
they ate his hot pockets
>woken up
>see prune like old raisin man
>tells you hes just like you, a god, look heres his creation, David
>then asks for life extension because hes a god like you
>robot mispronounces one of your words and calls you a promigger.
Can you blame him?
He read the script.
Its israelite monkey torture videos, but humans are le monkey
mum burnt his tendies
He was just looking for his car keys
If you woke up from a nap in your car and there was suddenly four extra people there I'm pretty sure you'd freak out too