Why did he keep shaving?

Why did he keep shaving?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    first comment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpfc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your life just peaked.
      Think about that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so did mine, with these digits

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im jelly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cute horsie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              neigh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice call on the dubs. Your life will definitely not get better after this.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to look nice for the Predator

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Army regulations

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smooth upper lip, also got rid of those side burns

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen anon, I don't know what you think sideburns are but I don't have them.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nervous twitch, my nervous twitch is chronic masturbation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.The Predator

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is predator splooge and green and glowy like their blood? Asking for a friend

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >glowing blood
          were predators feds the whole time?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’ve genuinely given me something to ponder

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knew he was going to get nasty ingrown hairs if he let it grow, had to keep exfoliating

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OCD

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    less hair = easier to swim
    too deep for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black
      >swim

      Too deep for him

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Black person was too lazy to apply for a no shave chit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it looked cool and was an iconic moment in cinema history

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ingrown hair
    I knew a guy that was so fat and hairy he got a massive cyst above his butthole when made him really sick

    so imagine that but like three inches from your mouth

    I'd cut my face too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pilonidal cyst. Doesn't just happen to fatties. It fricking sucks
      >t. Had one that got infected and had it popped in the ER and the bloody puss and hair hit the ceiling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did it feel good when it popped?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did you see his butthole

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he thought the predator was Kevin Nash and wanted to be smooth as a baby's bottom before entering his bottom

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The SHAVING

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had to get it on(off)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean unironically, because people who are scared often perform repetitive habits that they are comfortable with because it gives them a sense of predictability and security.
    It's a really nice touch in the movie.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    smooth is fast
    fast is smooth

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actor made others on set incredibly nervous and was genuinely borderline insane during the filming of predator. The dry shaving is one of the many things he added to his character, it just happened to actually made it into the final cut.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the Billy actor was the one freaking everyone out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't him. That was Sonny Landham (Billy). He was a fricking pyscho, apparently. There were guards on set to watch him.

        Imagine you're on a set with Arnie and Jesse Ventura and another third guy is the unpredictable crazy one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't him. That was Sonny Landham (Billy). He was a fricking pyscho, apparently. There were guards on set to watch him.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES HE KEEP SHAVING HE DOESNT HAVE A BEARD???

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime anybody shaves in movies or on TV I get scared that they are gonna cut themselves and I have to look away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always scared of biting my tongue off if I was spooked in a movie theater

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a spot on my jaw where I get three beard hairs growing in the same place no matter how many times I pluck them. I can feel them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a white patch under my left ear, and a very dark patch on the left side of my chin. It's fricked up.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha shes got such a big pussy

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the predator not affected by CS?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because hair grows continuously? Do you suffer moronation?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >H-hey, what's that weird light?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    full head shave is reserved for bad motherfrickers. op wouldnt understand.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could smell the Crack rock if he didn't

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Sonny so insane, lads?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wa happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Food.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hwite mans firewater.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lost his legs after a car accident. Then eventually died of heart failure. Things weren't going too well at the end.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      predator lopped em off

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was an incel chud who needed to touch grass and have sex

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You ghostin' us boy...I dont care who you are back in the world.You give up our position one more time..I'll bleed ya..real quiet like..leave ya' here...got dat?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate you dude. gave me creepy feeling with that.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could bbc have saved Sonny?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for Correcting my Record(R), xixter

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