Why did he lie about his sword?

Why did he lie about his sword?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So no one tries to rob it. Priceless and all.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashamed of his old life

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To hurt his brother

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh I just thought he had two. Dual wield style

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's considered a "frick up" and a loser by his brother. Sometimes when the world sees you a certain way you do everything in your power to confirm that image. It's the only sense of security you have

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. my family thinks i'm a frick up loser and whenever i hit a big payday i never tell anyone about it. let them think i'm a fricked up loser i don't care

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both brothers had their hearts broken. Budd chose to take it out on himself.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the closest approximation to what type of beer he was drinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can have anything to drink as long as it’s filthy Mexican piss water

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pacifico

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's larger than a standard beer bottle. so it's nothing that's sold in a 6 pack. and it's got a black label with a silver skull. i have no idea. most likely something the prop department made special.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah obviously it's a fake brand, at least nothing that I can recognize, because Tarantula likes to create fake brands for his kinos. Red Apple, Big Kahuna ect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a barley wine clearly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??? how is that "clearly" a barlywine? there is absolutely nothing to suggest this. explain yourself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some funky import lager most likely

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had a chinese boss before and he would always buy us some brews for our company bbqs and this was a brand he would usually get. Surprisingly pretty refreshing on a hot day. Nothing I would personally buy for myself but I'll definitely drink it if offered.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually im questioning now if i ever tried that specific brand. did it have that funky earth taste like many other lagers from europe and asia? i don't know why but im a big fan of that profile while IPA's make me gag

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't recall a funky taste, just another crisp lager akin to Heineken. I would say it's the Shasta version of a Heineken.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you like oolong/green tea? mushrooms?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's german, tsingtao was the german colony in china

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like a liter beer bottle, we have them here in southamerica, I guess mexicans have them too

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wondered if HH would shit himself if he saw that hideous engraving that Bill added to it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fricking hat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta take Larry's side on this. Bouncer shouldn't be wearing a hat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but why

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk just makes him less threatening. Like a patron instead of an employee.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I agree with the sentiment. a bouncer needs to dressed for function and prepared for a scuffle. a cowboy hat can easily get knocked off by a rowdy patron or get tugged all the way down to cause the bouncer to lose sight and get bushwhacked. on top of all of that if the boss doesn't want you wearing a shitkicker hat then that's the fricking rules. don't like it? then go back to being well paid assassin.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A cowboy hat is an easily misunderstood and underestimated weapon. In the hands of a master it is both shield and bludgeon, capable of catching, blocking, covering, blinding, and striking. A solid work hat will take a beating and allow you to dish one out, and give you the time and opportunity to draw your sidearm or blade while disrupting your enemy. Never underestimate someone wearing a cowboy hat ESPECIALLY if it's been knocked around a bit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Budd of the Flying Gullotine would've been hilarious.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              "a hat on a bouncer is like a cape on a superhero"
              -sun zoo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a wise man, that Sun Boob.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino character. the lore is pretty interesting as well. apparently Madison shitkicker hat wasn't in the script at all and was his own personal hat he wore on set. Tarantula would tell Madison to take off his hat but Madison refused. after some time, Tarantula said something to effect of "you know, after you wearing the hat so much I just can't see you without it" and allowed Madison to wear the hat. Q then decided to write the scene so that his boss forces him to take off his hat, as a symbolic victory for Q.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why he made him clean up the shit water in the bathrooms. Over 30 takes, that didn't even make the movie.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "To Bud, the only man I ever loved"

    Maybe he was embarrassed by the gay inscription

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiding his power level.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to hurt Bill and drive him away.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn in bed watching ass.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that he said that to just fricking piss off Bill.

    He should have been spared in the story, lost a hand as a blood price, due to his deep regret for his life.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was his way of saying he wasnt worried about engaging in martial arts antics with a fighter he couldnt beat that way, even if he tried. Obviously he handled B. like an old cowboy would have, and almost killed her.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only made this thread because of PiB you homosexual

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanted to have some minor dig against bill, his younger bigger brother

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone else from his old gang was rich or seemed very wealthy and well off, why did he live in squalor?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame from his previous life. He feels atoning for his sins by not indulging in the fruits of his labour and the blood he spilled to attain it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone else from his old gang was rich or seemed very wealthy and well off, why did he live in squalor?

        I don't think he knew BEEP was pregnant. He doesn't seem to have gone very far from the site of the hit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know he was spiteful towards Bill, so when the group split up he likely didn't take anything or accept any help and just went off to live alone. Maybe he had some money saved up but it seems he spent it all. He tries to make a deal with Elle for a lot of money, I don't get the impression he wanted to leave his current job, maybe he was going to spend it all drinking and partying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought he was just spending time listening to the radio, no tv, and trying to pay some weird penance by hating his job
        maybe yeah after he beats the bride and settles things that way, he can resume his life?
        but i don't think so, he'd have killed her instead of just beating this round.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep my katana in my golf bag specifically as a reference to this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aw..i sliced
      i get it
      solid joke credit to me

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