Why did he never get a movie?

Why did he never get a movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't find him to film one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would actually be a good premise. Waldo is an actor with contract obligations that he's trying to avoid and he'd smirk back at the producers just as they failed to catch him. I'd cast pic related for the role ofc, classic dano was born to play him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and Paul Dano as Waldo
        book it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he found out their secret

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the secret?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't know by now forget about it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't put out

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you now realize the bourne identity saga is just wheres waldo without the stripes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    main actor kept running off and hiding in massive crowds for some reason and it would take hours to find him

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was there ever even a cartoon made?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was. i remember there were thirty second intermissions in the story where you had to find him in a freeze frame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you aren't gonna like anything about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Peawiener
        >A Peawiener Original
        >Dreamworks
        3 strikes and out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the female isn't showing feet
          4 strikes and you're fired.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ORIGINAL ART
        WHAT IS THIS FLAT, SOULLESS CAL-ARTS BULLSHIT
        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YES I AM UPSET

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even make it into a cartoon? It's a game, it has no real story.

      Would every episode just be Waldo doing shit and getting lost in a crowd?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was always a story. Waldo was on an adventure with his magic walking stick through fantastical realms. That's a fine plot for 12 episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, "The sorcerers stone" was because Americans were too thick to understand what the Philosopher's Stone is, what's their reason for changing the name to Waldo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the UK, the name Wally carries the connotation of a "spaced-out person", someone who's just wandering through life. The name doesn't have the same connotation in America, so the name was changed to Waldo to appeal to the much larger consumer audience. Fun fact, in France his name is Charlie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In Germany his name is Walter. In Danish his name is Holger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What’s a spaced out American name? Dave?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like a Waldo movie in the same 3D animation style as Lupin the 3rd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      About 2/3 of any Hollywood movie since 2003 has been a Where's Waldo movie. They just don't advertise it.

      I think you need to be more specific about which Lupin III media you mean. I haven't kept up with it since the 2015 series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lupin had a 3d CGI movie a year or two ago. Despite all expectations, it was pretty good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neat. I'll check it out.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waldo was on the Epstein pedo plane flight logs but for obvious reasons they couldn't deliver him a grand jury summons

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But they did. Don't tell me you haven't found it yet?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wowzers I hope all the people in that photo are vaxxed! #trustthescience

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever there's a mysterious silent partner producing a tax haven movie in Europe that's Waldo.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS SUMMER
    >RYAN GOSLING IS...
    >*camera shows a candy cane*
    >uhh no it's not that... uhm OH, HERE...
    >*camera moves around the city and show random things with stripes on them*
    >not here, not that....
    >*camera starts looking faster*
    >WHERE'S WALDO???
    >2023
    there you have a teaser, hollywood

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus christ, that's Waldo!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would play him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guy that played Artie, Strongest Man in the World.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Artie, Strongest Man in the World.
        What the FRICK, THAT was Toby Huss??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Cena

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't look like anything to me.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loved these books as a kid. I had three or four of them. I liked how in later books they added other things to find, like Wizard Whitebeard and his scroll and Odlaw the badguy. I'd spend hours on the toilet with these books, just looking at all the crazy creative shit that was going on in these busy pages. I want to go back, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd spend hours on the toilet
      did you end up being okay, that's not normal my friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but i spend at least one hour on the toilet every single day. Sometimes there's blood but most of the time it's just poop or nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them were even a little naughty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Odlaw is great. Admittedly I love inverted versions/palette swaps of characters being made into villains.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WALLY
    HIS NAME IS WALLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to understand that your tiny island nation is no longer relevant on the world stage. In the last remaining Western superpower nation, his name is Waldo, not Wally, and the villain's name is Odlaw, not Yllaw. Fricking build a bridge and get over it, Christ.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted Waldo's magic walking stick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waldo was fricking Carmen Sandiego and Odlaw was jealous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Waldo was fricking Carmen Sandiego
        d-did Wanda know?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Waldo could have stopped the Pyramids from being taken but did nothing
        that's aiding and abetting, no wonder waldo took a powder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't shower and reeks of chicken noodle soup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally Cinemaphile

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everybody want to know where Waldo is, anyways? What kind of mass surveillance Gestapo shit is this? Let the homie talk his walks in peace, ffs.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >His name "Odlaw" is simply a reversal of "Waldo" from the American editions, although he is still called "Odlaw" in the United Kingdom as well.
    england in ruins

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tina Fey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emily Blunt

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >waldo

    Anime website

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >With Special Extra Searches Inside
    oh that must be the Where's Ezra? part of the book

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it: I Spy mogs Waldo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite was the treasure hunt one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite was the treasure hunt one.

      Shit taste

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a Where's Waldo ripoff book but with animals, but I can't remember the name now.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone always acts like Waldo is lost, but he knows exactly where he is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waldo also knows exactly what he did.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder why
    are you a fricking idiot? a movie about fricking what? finding him? a bunch of totally irrelevant characters searching him and eventually finding him for the movie to end? holy jesus christ sucking Croatin wieners, i wonder why they havent made it yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for outing yourself as a moron who doesn't know the Waldo lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. guy who couldn't find Waldo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder why they havent made it yet.
      Yeah me too, it's why I asked. I'm the OP.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well? What do you say to the Wizard Whitebeard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To find Waldo, duh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shrink myself and hide in women's asses. just kidding, haha.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did make a movie, but no one could find out where it was showing

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Waldo is unfilmable media. Like House of Leaves. It would be impossible for even the greatest minds to accurately depict it on film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is Where's Waldo is the Gravity's Rainbow of children's activity books.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I may as well donate this already, it's just collecting dust.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved all the extra clues they would add in, there was so much stuff to find other than the main characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinosaurs, Spacemen and Ghouls
      but enough about modern hollywood!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waldo

    It’s Wally you disgusting pigs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Waldo rolls off the tongue easier than Where's Wally. Die mad about it, bong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waldo's nemesis being Odlaw means Waldo is the canon name by default, dummy.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because his name's only Waldo in the US

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