Why did he plug his ear?

Why did he plug his ear?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To block out sound, same reason he closed his eyes to block out light. When you deprive yourself of other senses the ones that are still functioning enhance in ability.

    You're a fricking moron if you don't already know this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hold your nose when you take a shit, fricking spaz?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't take a shit in pitch black while wearing noise cancelling earphones in order to get the full experience of the feeling a monster shit slide out of his ass

        Come on dude.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you guys never do stuff to enhance the joy of taking a shit? I like to listen to "parallel lines" by Aphex Twin while bending my head back and looking at the tree outside the bathroom window while squeezing one out. Not even memeing, it feels good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the only thing I do to enhance fapping is edging whilst on acid and listening to female opera singers on headphones
            the euphoric stupor is so intense it would make the devil blush

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds moderately based, though I hate opera singing and sadly I cannot do acid (on SSRIs). I do like to fap whilst smoking weed and listening to Björk's screams on the song "Pluto" though (I imagine doing Björk anal)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, why would I need to enhance my other senses while taking a shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your analogy is horrible, you're moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you talk that way to strangers online?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to on Cinemaphile otherwise you'll be labeled a redditor or newbie or just a homosexual in general. He shouldn't do the spacing thing cuz that's a giveaway to longtime Cinemaphile degenerates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deaf people have super sight and blind people have super hearing
      what a load of reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, old wives' tale

      basic otorhinolaryngology
      if you drink too many liquids (e.g., day of wine tasting), they may leak out of your ears
      same reason you should plug your nose at an all-you-can eat buffet

      correct, science-based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get why the default personality for so many anons is being a huge fricking butthole. Are they that miserable or what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        be the change you want to see in the board!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You either get dubs or post long enough to become the butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If that was true wine tasters would just wear anc earbuds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but the other ear is open so your wrong

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wine tasting is fake, its been proven. The people who do it are frauds who do all sorts of pseud crap. Great movie though, I love Giammatti.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those dumb "gotcha" videos about wine tasting are just proving that the prices for wines are bullshit and indicate nothing (which is true). There is absolutely different flavors and nuances to wines from different cellars.

      t. works in wine in the santa ynez valley like in the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There is absolutely different flavors and nuances to wines from different cellars.
        True. Shiraz, pinot, cab all taste different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wine tasting is fake, its been proven
      According to who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        redditors and other pop science morons.
        .t bottle shop purchasing manager

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I work in the liquor trade myself and that anon sound like a mouthbreathing fricknut.
          Just because some idiots try and justify bad pricing schemes doesn't mean wine tasting and evaluation is a meme.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All wines above 30 pounds are the same quality. Cope and seethe, scammer/scamming victim

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Montrachet is the same as the rest

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that scene where he steals all that money from his mother made me feel really uncomfortable since it reminds me of the times I've stolen from my parents

    I'm sorry mom and dad ;_;

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Youre a bad son and I hope you overcome your deadbeat ways

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s pretty fricking crazy how you think he’s a scumbag for stealing the money and just seconds later you immediately feel bad for him when he sees a picture of his dad. Credit to Paul Giamatti and the script I guess

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sound reduces sense of taste
    its why airline food is so shit, but if you eat the peanuts when youre off the plane you will notice the unholy amount of salt and msg theyre doused in so its edible while your sitting next to gigantic jet turbines 40000 feet in the air

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM NOT DRINKING ANY FRICKIN MERLOT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dick was in her ass Miles!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chill out, Miles.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basic otorhinolaryngology
    if you drink too many liquids (e.g., day of wine tasting), they may leak out of your ears
    same reason you should plug your nose at an all-you-can eat buffet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't buffets provide the nose plugs
      what do you plug during sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what do you plug during sex
        Is that really a question??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. It makes your penis more sensitive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I plug all my holes except my mouth at the buffet. I get the most value that way.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because he's gay. white people are gay and weak

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never get tired of watching sideways but I don’t consider it one of my favorite kinos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically the perfect 8/10 movie if that makes sense. always watchable for the kino dialogue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely consider it one of my favorites. So comfy even though the two leads are so fricking miserable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically the perfect 8/10 movie if that makes sense. always watchable for the kino dialogue

      My boy Paulie Giamatti should have gotten an Oscar for this. Church, Madsen and Oh were good too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, I don’t know how but Giamatti still seems underrated somehow.

        Also Madsen was just ok but she’s hot as frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jesus what a total babe. she didn't look anywhere near that hot in the film

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They did a good job of downplaying her looks and hiding her breasts. Most likely to make it more believable that she’d fall for Miles

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In the dvd commentary for the last scene, he said she had moved out and her apt was empty; no note or anything. But the director said that would be too cruel so he left it hanging.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, that would have been depressing. I honestly thought it was going to end with him drinking his finest bottle in the fast food place and wanted to die already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Also Madsen was just ok but she’s hot as frick
          Disagree, she was good in the movie, she just didn't have much to do outside of her speech about why she liked wine, which was great. Just because she was hot doesn't mean she was incapable of a good performance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not saying she is incapable of a good performance because she is hot, you interpreted that wrong. I do agree that she had the least amount to do though. I should have said she was greatly outshined by her costars instead

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros i'm fricking steaming

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch this movie
    >suddenly get a strong desire to go on a date because the whole movie is basically them eating and drinking with women at restaurants and it's really kino
    >download every relevant dating app
    >go to Starbucks with this girl who was actually pretty hot
    >she turns out to be a mentally unstable art hoe like 90% of 20 something girls in socal
    >get ghosted
    >uninstall all apps
    >haven't been on a date since (over a year now)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Starbucks
      your mistake

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s your fricking wallet!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know how he could possibly fall asleep or even close his eyes when his friend is risking so much by going inside that house. Maybe the point is how he doesn’t care about anything?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is no point it's just a movie about a couple of bros getting wine drunk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There’s definitely more to the movie than that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was a shitty friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is the point of that character. He lives in an eternal present.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That house was so gross. When you heard the two people having anal sex you legit could almost smell the place

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's like twisting your nipples for wine freaks

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did he plug his ear?
    It's an old sailor's trick. You need to listen to the sound of the waves to tell what flavor is about to storm your mouth.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander Payne made a lot of kino. So strange that Downsizing hurt his career more than Rose McGowan trying to cancel him. She did it in the weirdest fricking way too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Howd that b***h try and cancel him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alexander Payne. You sat me down & played a soft-core porn movie you directed for Showtime under a different name. I still remember your apartment in Silverlake. You are very well-endowed. You left me on a street corner afterwards. I was 15.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Pete Rose killed his father.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol snobs are moronic.
    >let it breath
    >notes of oak, earth, moss, ash, and Crayola crayon
    >the body is exquisite
    Frick off. It's old fruit and grain thrown in wood containers. It exists to get you drunk.
    >b-but what about food snobs
    Food has nutritional value and noticeably varies wildly between cuisines and regions without having to notice "notes" and "hints".

    Eat shit booze gays. I'll drink my bottomshelf rum and know I'm getting the same experience as a frickwit drinking $1800 whiskey aged in extinct greenlandian pine casks and filtered with Northern Finnish spring water or whatever.

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