Imagine being a Director in a post-MeToo workplace getting the call that you're to direct a "raunchy teen sex comedy". You'd shit your pants and rightly so. You'd also fight tooth and nail to not be forced to be a part of a project which could, so easily, destroy your reputation forever.
The more half-naked women on set these days, the worse you're off as a studio. It's just not worth the risk.
animal house and caddyshack are the most overrated shit ive ever seen. i guess ensemble comedies were an exciting concept back then but i never laughed once. revenge of the nerds is ok.
>You can still watch Euphoria
The reason that show's never getting renewed for another season is also
Imagine being a Director in a post-MeToo workplace getting the call that you're to direct a "raunchy teen sex comedy". You'd shit your pants and rightly so. You'd also fight tooth and nail to not be forced to be a part of a project which could, so easily, destroy your reputation forever.
The more half-naked women on set these days, the worse you're off as a studio. It's just not worth the risk.
because kids are more sexualized now. a group of 18 year old boys trying to lose their virginity seems quaint now when most teenagers nowadays have had multiple partners and abortions much earlier.
No. It’s a israeli plot to stop me from breeding and spreading my white genes. They lie to women and say that wearing trilbys and denim shorts is “lame” even though it’s a classy look. “Swag” is for sheep
Someone explain to me the point of these movies when you can just load up any porn site on any device at any time? I get back then when mobile devices and high speed internet didn't exist but now?
You're so tiresome. You and everybody like you. Empty husks regurgitating the same lines endlessly, rehashing the same points over and over and over and over again. You can have it explained to you a million times but you just keep mindlessly asking a million and one times. An empty headed thoughtless animal.
Do you even have a soul?
If you died, would anybody care?
easy access to porn killed it.
Which sucks because raunchy comedies have a different sort of appeal to porn. I want titillation, eroticism, teasing, fanservice, plot, comedy, not some mid girl saying the same canned lines over and over while she makes fresh squeezed orange juice with her pussy or some shit.
>I'd buy that for dollar!
I got Mena's audiobook for a dollar!
She narrated it of course, horribly. But when she talked about sex, she came alive. She was double penetrated by the age of 15. Just think about that! WTF. Wears it as a badge of honor too.
So before we vote, I'm just letting you guys know who is the best babe.
Yeah, she was raped by her brother's friend. But then started dating him, got into drugs and sex real quick. Then she met a DJ at a rave and started banging him. Mena said that boyfriend loved to "finish in my rear".
>Road Trip >"No problem, I'll whip my breasts out." >"But the scene doesn't require it..." >"No problem, I'll whip my breasts out."
Ya gotta love Amy, ya just gotta!
Wow you're fricking hilarious. Some poor director got murdered and you're cracking jokes? He bought them "Moons Over My Hammy" with extra bacon. That score is settled.
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That sandwich does sound really good though. Maybe worth a shot.
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"Moons Over My Hammy" is a fricking sandwich? That's like going to a breakfast place and ordering pizza. WTF?!
If you murdered someone's mom, what would you feed her kids? Burger King?
The first couple seasons were really cute and heartfelt and it was at the peak of the Jukebox musical before it had completely played itself out.
But it was one of those issues of Tommy was great, American Idiot was pushing it but those were both albums that were written to be musicals, but once you're doing a Neil Diamond musical it's gone too far. The only people seeing it are little old ladies from New Rochelle whose brains are basically oatmeal after 60 years of nonstop drinking.
>Why did Hollywood abandon the teenage sex comedy genre?
Every 10 to 12 years, the media changes things up. New movies, new music, new Hollywood stars being pushed, new trendy ideas, etc.
It's all an effort to keep us divided and having generations of different people bickering with one another. It's easier that way.
>teenage sex comedy
Its 2024. When a 30 year old man dates a 25 year old woman he gets called a pedophile. Imagine making a movie that acknowledges normal teenage sexuality in that climate.
This would NEVER happen to me. The answer is yes, but one would have better statistical chances of writing a script and selling it to Hollywood sucessfully than me having sex, dude.
Because they don't need the shock value anymore.
It was a Trojan horse to eventually get us to the point where now there's Black personhomosexual shit in everything.
i blew such a fat load to shannon as a teenager, not even her breasts, when she was bending over in her white panties wanted to just stuff my dick in there
Imagine being a Director in a post-MeToo workplace getting the call that you're to direct a "raunchy teen sex comedy". You'd shit your pants and rightly so. You'd also fight tooth and nail to not be forced to be a part of a project which could, so easily, destroy your reputation forever.
The more half-naked women on set these days, the worse you're off as a studio. It's just not worth the risk.
00s teen comedies were peak
>Is that a submarine?
>I mean, a glass bottom boat?
Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds also hold up really well
animal house and caddyshack are the most overrated shit ive ever seen. i guess ensemble comedies were an exciting concept back then but i never laughed once. revenge of the nerds is ok.
The 80s were peak for sex comedies. In the 90s they relied too much on gross out humour.
This looks like a pre-rendered ps2 cutscene
Zoomers shouldn't post in these threads
For me, it’s Mena
because you have to have white people in it
people are extremely sex negative now
Its just the comedy part thats missing. You can still watch Euphoria.
It's a little different when the troony is saying
>suck me beautiful
>You can still watch Euphoria
The reason that show's never getting renewed for another season is also
I don't watch anything with a troony in it.
> Just watch troons and mutts instead prime Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth
>American pie is somewhat comparable to Euphoria in the zoomer mind
absolutely demoralised
Goddammit, they were so fricking goddamn hot.
because kids are more sexualized now. a group of 18 year old boys trying to lose their virginity seems quaint now when most teenagers nowadays have had multiple partners and abortions much earlier.
Is gen alpha less moronic then gen z?
the duality of man
When the world lost its sense of humor and fat black people started getting all uppity
The Bolshevik propaganda machine progressed to more openly anti white agendas.
This. They also propagandize women into thinking im disgusting and creepy
Or maybe you just are?
No. It’s a israeli plot to stop me from breeding and spreading my white genes. They lie to women and say that wearing trilbys and denim shorts is “lame” even though it’s a classy look. “Swag” is for sheep
Lol bidens approval ratings.
Frick off leave Ivan. I can't wait for France to burn your children alive in nuclear fire.
LOL.
You are raping those girls every time you look at that photo
What about when I fap to it?
They still make em they just dont cater to incels anymore, umadchud
>Here are those lovable goofballs I was telling you about
Me on the left
Imagine rubbing your pussy against a hot pie and Eugene Levy comes in and just says "Thank god my son's a homosexual" and leaves.
They lost of a lot of steam at the box office and Gen X writers moved on.
>muh politics reeee
No. Sex Drive wasn't the last teen comedy, it was just the last teen comedy that was good.
Because porn is now so easily acceptable you can even find it within 5 seconds on the television and film board of Cinemaphile.
the internet made naked girls and porn cheap
Double doubles for truth
Apparently teenagers don't like sex in 2024.
You now remember Shannon Elizabeth.
I remember her getting raped to death by a snowman in jack frost. 90s was a good time
average guys got laid in the 2000s, zoomers dint want to watch these types of comedies because it makes them uncomfortable
Because people under 25 cannot give consent
Someone explain to me the point of these movies when you can just load up any porn site on any device at any time? I get back then when mobile devices and high speed internet didn't exist but now?
It’s hotter to see actresses be prostitutes than literal prostitutes be prostitutes
Because teen sex comedies aren't the same thing as hardcore porn.
You're so tiresome. You and everybody like you. Empty husks regurgitating the same lines endlessly, rehashing the same points over and over and over and over again. You can have it explained to you a million times but you just keep mindlessly asking a million and one times. An empty headed thoughtless animal.
Do you even have a soul?
If you died, would anybody care?
Explain why you'd butter your popcorn when you could just eat a stick of butter.
You don't?
We watched it for the comedy.
The joke is he's really gay and just projecting like all homosexuals do.
easy access to porn killed it.
Which sucks because raunchy comedies have a different sort of appeal to porn. I want titillation, eroticism, teasing, fanservice, plot, comedy, not some mid girl saying the same canned lines over and over while she makes fresh squeezed orange juice with her pussy or some shit.
>fresh squeezed orange juice with her pussy
I'd buy that for dollar!
>I'd buy that for dollar!
I got Mena's audiobook for a dollar!
She narrated it of course, horribly. But when she talked about sex, she came alive. She was double penetrated by the age of 15. Just think about that! WTF. Wears it as a badge of honor too.
So before we vote, I'm just letting you guys know who is the best babe.
>15
What
Yeah, she was raped by her brother's friend. But then started dating him, got into drugs and sex real quick. Then she met a DJ at a rave and started banging him. Mena said that boyfriend loved to "finish in my rear".
Just watched Road Trip the other night. Still based.
>Road Trip
>"No problem, I'll whip my breasts out."
>"But the scene doesn't require it..."
>"No problem, I'll whip my breasts out."
Ya gotta love Amy, ya just gotta!
what a babe
Did you ever see Outside Providence? It’s got some memorable scenes and is a stoner love story with Amy.
I might give that a whack later. You like Ali Larter? They're lovers.
Quahog is outside Providence
Oh I must have missed this one. When was the film shooting?
Wow you're fricking hilarious. Some poor director got murdered and you're cracking jokes? He bought them "Moons Over My Hammy" with extra bacon. That score is settled.
That sandwich does sound really good though. Maybe worth a shot.
"Moons Over My Hammy" is a fricking sandwich? That's like going to a breakfast place and ordering pizza. WTF?!
If you murdered someone's mom, what would you feed her kids? Burger King?
It's because kids started preferring the Glee Club comedies because it became less realistic and more aspirational to have actual friends
FRICK GLEE
Two CLASSICS hold up well compared to Van Wilder? FRICK VAN WILDER.
The first couple seasons were really cute and heartfelt and it was at the peak of the Jukebox musical before it had completely played itself out.
But it was one of those issues of Tommy was great, American Idiot was pushing it but those were both albums that were written to be musicals, but once you're doing a Neil Diamond musical it's gone too far. The only people seeing it are little old ladies from New Rochelle whose brains are basically oatmeal after 60 years of nonstop drinking.
>SHE WAS PRETENDING TO BE A TEENAGER YOU SICK FRICK
Tara was such a bawd
My buddy fricked her
such a good music video
>Why did Hollywood abandon the teenage sex comedy genre?
Every 10 to 12 years, the media changes things up. New movies, new music, new Hollywood stars being pushed, new trendy ideas, etc.
It's all an effort to keep us divided and having generations of different people bickering with one another. It's easier that way.
>teenage sex comedy
Its 2024. When a 30 year old man dates a 25 year old woman he gets called a pedophile. Imagine making a movie that acknowledges normal teenage sexuality in that climate.
>the israeliteess is the only one not wearing an American flag bikini
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
She was the biggest bawd of them all
Bragged on Howard Stern how she loves big dicks and if a guy has one, she keeps him around
And cohencidentally, it's red.
I love America, the post
Los Angeles is not on the coast?
Bitter hearts here.
because we as a generation do not want tosee sex in movies, or inappropriate jokes. things must be sanitized, things must be politically correct.
In today’s world of 90% of people being an incel, cuck, or homosexual it doesn’t have an audience.
sex is overrated and it's horriblee
You wouldn't fug this???? Pretend she's your sister, that's what I do.
This would NEVER happen to me. The answer is yes, but one would have better statistical chances of writing a script and selling it to Hollywood sucessfully than me having sex, dude.
>pretend she's your sister
I am a single child
doesn't appeal to women
Because they don't need the shock value anymore.
It was a Trojan horse to eventually get us to the point where now there's Black personhomosexual shit in everything.
Cis white, attractive women are the personification of white supremacy and most be stopped.
And Cis white, attractive women are among the best things ever produced by nature, so what's that tell ya.
i blew such a fat load to shannon as a teenager, not even her breasts, when she was bending over in her white panties wanted to just stuff my dick in there
cause america isn't funny anymore
its disturbed
OOH WA AH AH AH
>Source: the media who never lies to me
Lmao moron
Been outside in the last decade?
The real answer? Zoomers are too low T and the millennials who thought these were funny are now watching sex comedy animes
Young Pam was so hot.
She was perfect in that Poison Ivy movie.
What movie?
PG13 films make more money in general and over time it killed studios wanting to make R rated films.
Life cycle of a movie trend:
>Good movie
>Lesser inspired movies
>Completely shit movies
>Parodies and deconstruction
At this point, you can't really do the genre anymore