A parallel of the protagonist; probably a former child, or manchild, who wanted to avoid all responsibility, so escaped to the underworld below his bed and embraced a life of monster-dom.
One of my childhood favorites. This and Walk Like a Man.
I think those two movies are probably why he became OCD. Lots of gross out moments in those two films. Being a kid in the 80/90s was cozy. Sleeping bag on the floor in the living room watching kino all weekend.
I watched it with my wife recently, remembering that I loved it as a kid. I didn't realize how mean spirited it is. Maurice is a really shitty friend and the tension between the parents is fricking unbearable.
Can't remember much but didn't his horns get pulled out or some other kid safe body horror. I just remember it really freaking me out and leaving an expression on me as a kid
>the chauffeur from blank check
i never knew snick was that dude! he also played the teacher in encino man and the utility worker who calls in to shut down the power to nakatomi in die hard
A fricking ton of movies got released that did moronic numbers. Not everything was supposed to be a rocketship to the moon. Lots of shit got swallowed that later, like when it got on HBO, we'd be like "shit, what was that?"
The Last Crusade, Batman, BTTF 2, Born On The Fourth Of July, Ghostbusters 2, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, all released that year. Sometimes something a little small and off like Little Monsters just got swallowed up.
>love movie as kid >rewatch as adult and disgusted beyond belief by full nonce nonsense
they dont even hide it is some of the jokes. frick this film and everyone involved
Yeah, they do this with every movie >ET is to get kids to be comfortable around really old naked guys >who look like ET >The Goonies is about going on an adventure to find a dick >cuz one eyed Willie >The Monster Squad has boys peeping a woman in a bra and this is somehow pedo
Every movie
Movie is about a young boy being led into an underground world by an older guy where you can do whatever you want and your parents never have to know.
There is so much pedo shit in this movie you NOT seeing it is sus.
It's not an older guy, it's a monster who's supposed to be a kid too. Just like Artie from Pete & Pete is a superhero. Just like Doc Brown is an old inventor who hired Marty to do odd jobs and ended up some kind of granpa figure.
Were you guys raped as kids? Is that why you ruin everything? It's a movie. The audience is kids and the plot demands adults set stuff in motion, you can't have a teenager invent time travel
Strange man-child (Maurice) stealing a young boy away to a world where "no one tells you what you can't do." Parents mustn't be told.
The stolen child is from a broken (breaking) home and is looking for a friend when he is taken advantage of.
The boy is taken under the pretense of friendship, but is eventually meant to be given to another, even stranger man-child (Boy). Boy, by the way, wears a schoolboy outfit with knee-high socks. He also wears a young face to hide a literal monster underneath.
Even assuming Maurice and the other Little Monsters are children, they are rounding up other innocent children to be used and abused by the only two adults in their world, Snick and Boy.
Brian only sees how awful their world is when they try to abuse a baby right in its crib, and refuse to stop.
Boy kidnaps Brian's little brother Eric and keeps him obviously drugged and in a box. When Brian refuses to submit, he tosses him into a box as well.
The villains can only be defeated by "shining a light" on them and their actions.
Cont.
SUGGESTIVE DIALOGUE FROM AN ADULT IN A CHILDREN'S FILM (SOMETIMES TO CHILD CHARACTERS):
MAURICE: Man's best friend, his right hand.
SNICK: You're scared of me, aren't you Arnold? I like that. Oooh, I love that. deep heavy breathing
MAURICE: Dead kids have limited potential, and I don't think Boy would like damaged goods.
SNICK: We almost had him Maurice. And you let him get away. Boy sometimes gets lonely. He wanted to play with him.
MAURICE: Why doesn't Boy just play with himself?
SNICK: You bring a kid in here, and tell him our secrets! If you can't get him, I will!
MAURICE: Where there's a bed there's a way.
MAURICE: Got em, got em, need em! cups dick and balls
MAURICE: You gotta get up there, cuz you're gonna get married pretty soon. to an 11-year old boy
BOY: I'll let them all go, if you'll stay... and be my paaaal.
BOMBSHELL Read this fricking exchange between Snick and a small child (recently turned monster):
SNICK: Boy gets what he wants. He asks you for a favour, you should take it as a compliment.
ARNOLD: I tried Snick! I tried!
SNICK: Well, you didn't try hard enough!
ARNOLD: My knees, they hurt!
SNICK: Oh your knees hurt? Well that's not the only thing that's gonna hurt
Meds you moronic luddite
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Anonymous
Sure thing creep. Make sure you keep that 100 yard buffer zone around schools and daycares.
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Anonymous
Dude, you sound sus af.
I remember having a convoy like this on IMDB where he said Poltergeist was pedo cuz a 22 yr old actress had a panty shot and the mom was in her panties with the kids..The poster loved Sleepaway Camp and 'Now & Then' which has naked little boys and they couldn't make up their mind if they were male or female
Lol, this is the guy who played 'Boy', picrel.
> Strange man-child (Maurice) stealing a young boy away to a world where "no one tells you what you can't do." Parents mustn't be told.
The modern public education system
It wasn’t good
>It wasn’t good
...it was great! You're right OP, it shoulda been bigger than E.T.
WHAT HAPPENED?
Fred Savage raping every PA on set.
I watched that movie a bunch and don't remember a single monster girl
that's where they fricked up
There’s monster girls in the scene where they’re tormenting the baby and when they’re destroying things with baseballs and stuff. Watch it again.
There’s one in a dress too.
When they’re trying to beat the sun, they run into a girl that almost burned towards the end. She tells them “try California!”
I like the sound of breaking glass.
It was disgusting.
Why?
The studio went bankrupt before it's released and couldn't afford a wide theatrical release
I remember watching it a lot but don't remember anything from it.
I wish I had an autistic qt to watch these kinds of films with
I remember the boy dropped into a demonic secret chamber from a hole under his bed. Was this set in a synagogue?
Set?
Can someone please tell me what the frick Boy was? He wasn’t an actual boy, he was wearing fake skin. Fricking creeped me out.
>"Stay. And be my pal."
A parallel of the protagonist; probably a former child, or manchild, who wanted to avoid all responsibility, so escaped to the underworld below his bed and embraced a life of monster-dom.
I wonder how he rose to power?
By being twisted enough to skin a kid and wear them
One of my childhood favorites. This and Walk Like a Man.
I think those two movies are probably why he became OCD. Lots of gross out moments in those two films. Being a kid in the 80/90s was cozy. Sleeping bag on the floor in the living room watching kino all weekend.
I watched it with my wife recently, remembering that I loved it as a kid. I didn't realize how mean spirited it is. Maurice is a really shitty friend and the tension between the parents is fricking unbearable.
Yes, the divorce stuff is like a whole other movie within the movie.
Isn’t there a part where the villain rips the head off of someone? I can’t remember anything besides being freaked out by something like that as a kid
Can't remember much but didn't his horns get pulled out or some other kid safe body horror. I just remember it really freaking me out and leaving an expression on me as a kid
Yeah it’s when he’s exposed to the light and skin starts boiling and his horn breaks off. Then he melts into a pile of clothes.
remember when the chauffeur from blank check gouges a kid's eyes out then rips off his head to score a basket with it?
>NICE ASS
No.....no I don't...
Lol thought you meant it happened in blank check.
>the chauffeur from blank check
i never knew snick was that dude! he also played the teacher in encino man and the utility worker who calls in to shut down the power to nakatomi in die hard
shut it down! shut it down now!!!
he was also art in the 'burbs which was fun
I only know this from Homestuck.
WE'RE ON A ROAD TO NO WHERE
>HUH
>HUH
Grew up in this movie and I legit cried when I heard this years later, so many memories and such a beautiful song
Homestuck made this movie popular. Apple juice piss never gets old.
Homestuck ripped this off and wouldn't exist without it
Making overt references to a movie is not "ripping it off".
Look at HS' character designs ffs
I don't think Little Monsters invented grey-skinned horned humanoids.
I dont know why but i swear i remember jack black being in this movie.
watched it as a kid, but don't remember much about it
OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER
literally Undertale the movie
Because back then...
*cracks open Monster*
*looong sip*
A fricking ton of movies got released that did moronic numbers. Not everything was supposed to be a rocketship to the moon. Lots of shit got swallowed that later, like when it got on HBO, we'd be like "shit, what was that?"
The Last Crusade, Batman, BTTF 2, Born On The Fourth Of July, Ghostbusters 2, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, all released that year. Sometimes something a little small and off like Little Monsters just got swallowed up.
>love movie as kid
>rewatch as adult and disgusted beyond belief by full nonce nonsense
they dont even hide it is some of the jokes. frick this film and everyone involved
You guys sound sus doing this
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much" is the term you're looking for.
Go ahead. Look up the implication.
Yeah, they do this with every movie
>ET is to get kids to be comfortable around really old naked guys
>who look like ET
>The Goonies is about going on an adventure to find a dick
>cuz one eyed Willie
>The Monster Squad has boys peeping a woman in a bra and this is somehow pedo
Every movie
Movie is about a young boy being led into an underground world by an older guy where you can do whatever you want and your parents never have to know.
There is so much pedo shit in this movie you NOT seeing it is sus.
It's not an older guy, it's a monster who's supposed to be a kid too. Just like Artie from Pete & Pete is a superhero. Just like Doc Brown is an old inventor who hired Marty to do odd jobs and ended up some kind of granpa figure.
Were you guys raped as kids? Is that why you ruin everything? It's a movie. The audience is kids and the plot demands adults set stuff in motion, you can't have a teenager invent time travel
THEMES AND IMAGERY:
Strange man-child (Maurice) stealing a young boy away to a world where "no one tells you what you can't do." Parents mustn't be told.
The stolen child is from a broken (breaking) home and is looking for a friend when he is taken advantage of.
The boy is taken under the pretense of friendship, but is eventually meant to be given to another, even stranger man-child (Boy). Boy, by the way, wears a schoolboy outfit with knee-high socks. He also wears a young face to hide a literal monster underneath.
Even assuming Maurice and the other Little Monsters are children, they are rounding up other innocent children to be used and abused by the only two adults in their world, Snick and Boy.
Brian only sees how awful their world is when they try to abuse a baby right in its crib, and refuse to stop.
Boy kidnaps Brian's little brother Eric and keeps him obviously drugged and in a box. When Brian refuses to submit, he tosses him into a box as well.
The villains can only be defeated by "shining a light" on them and their actions.
Cont.
SUGGESTIVE DIALOGUE FROM AN ADULT IN A CHILDREN'S FILM (SOMETIMES TO CHILD CHARACTERS):
MAURICE: Man's best friend, his right hand.
SNICK: You're scared of me, aren't you Arnold? I like that. Oooh, I love that. deep heavy breathing
MAURICE: Dead kids have limited potential, and I don't think Boy would like damaged goods.
SNICK: We almost had him Maurice. And you let him get away. Boy sometimes gets lonely. He wanted to play with him.
MAURICE: Why doesn't Boy just play with himself?
SNICK: You bring a kid in here, and tell him our secrets! If you can't get him, I will!
MAURICE: Where there's a bed there's a way.
MAURICE: Got em, got em, need em! cups dick and balls
MAURICE: You gotta get up there, cuz you're gonna get married pretty soon. to an 11-year old boy
BOY: I'll let them all go, if you'll stay... and be my paaaal.
BOMBSHELL Read this fricking exchange between Snick and a small child (recently turned monster):
SNICK: Boy gets what he wants. He asks you for a favour, you should take it as a compliment.
ARNOLD: I tried Snick! I tried!
SNICK: Well, you didn't try hard enough!
ARNOLD: My knees, they hurt!
SNICK: Oh your knees hurt? Well that's not the only thing that's gonna hurt
imagine this homie wit his dick out lmfao
or even THIS homie wit he dangalang hangin out
Meds you moronic luddite
Sure thing creep. Make sure you keep that 100 yard buffer zone around schools and daycares.
Dude, you sound sus af.
I remember having a convoy like this on IMDB where he said Poltergeist was pedo cuz a 22 yr old actress had a panty shot and the mom was in her panties with the kids..The poster loved Sleepaway Camp and 'Now & Then' which has naked little boys and they couldn't make up their mind if they were male or female
Lol, this is the guy who played 'Boy', picrel.
Sounds like it has a good message then
i had no idea little monsters was so crusty
> Strange man-child (Maurice) stealing a young boy away to a world where "no one tells you what you can't do." Parents mustn't be told.
The modern public education system
Disgusting pedo film
I grew up watching The Wonder Years and as a kid I really wanted to like this movie. Unfortunately, it was absolute shit
Wasn't animated. Pixar stole this idea and made it into a much more successful movie franchise
The final act made no sense at all. It was a mediocre set-up until then.