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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Cinemaphile is moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped talking to Cinemaphile (one person) about this movie after anons expressed disappointment that little to no overt science-fiction bullshit appeared in it. Maybe it would be largely praised here if Zach Snyder directed the film.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because any movie that requires even an ounce of historical context to understand is just too much for the averaged moron (aka Cinemaphile poster)

        hey frick you, I love Stalker and all Tarkovsky movies and some of Snyder's stuff too, dont be a small brain and make generalizations like the other moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, but the trust fund dumpster band certainly did!
    https://vocaroo.com/1iQIGVsWQJoJ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      haha

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the book had a good ending, did it do it justice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ending is different than the book of course but i quite liked it. certainly the best part of the film

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ill give it a watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole movie involves the golden sphere, and is more of a philosophical meditation on various things building up to the confrontation with the sphere. The ending features a pretty good exploration of the idea of the sphere and the meatgrinder. I quite liked it. Id say it's even more in depth than the book

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer the film, but then again i think it's one of the best kinos ever made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. Red reaches the sphere, makes a wish and that's it. THE END. It's not confirmed that the sphere grants wishes at all, not even speaking about such profound changes in the universe.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tarkovsky dont even attempt a single fx in this movie
    why he did an ok set of fx for solaris but not for stalker ?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is so fricking boring. The best way to tell someone just says titles to sound smart is with this picture. The absolute pointlessness is befuddling. Tarkovsky punished his audience on purpose. He wants the mundanity and silence to be unwatchable. No wonder this film killed actors who worked on it. The toxicity of its contrarian entertainment was palpable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here come the morons yet again. I can't imagine actually discussing good movies/shows on this fricking awful board, just poke your head in, prod the morons and leave again

      You're a fricking idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        completely boring and uninteresting. there are slow pace atmosphereic movies I enjoy(rainbow, under the skin, field in england, hard to be a god etc.) and I've sat through and enjoyed several ozu flicks so it's not attention span. stalker is just a boring fricking movie.

        midwit

        Dumbass.

        Go watch marvel films homosexual

        a stalker DVD is sitting on your vanity shelf between 8 1/2 and eraserhead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with Stalker, 8 1/2 or Eraserhead. But, Eraserhead > Stalker > 8 1/2 but all are also masterpieces. 8 1/2 is even more annoying in its incessant chitchat bullshit than Stalker in its navel gazing somnolence. Eraserhead is pure kino all around.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >8 1/2 is a masterpiece
            I can understand why impressionable teenagers who haven't seen many films would find cheese like stalker or eraserhead a "masterpiece", but I have never and will never see what these kids are seeing in 8 1/2. it's about as entertaining as a play written and performed by a college drama troupe.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me a great masterpiece then oh kinomeister

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not the same anon, but I would put up Wings of Desire

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would S be before E, idiot?
          Couldn't think of another popular arthouse film?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      midwit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch marvel films homosexual

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anything supernatural happen in the book or do they just walk around hinting that crazy things could potentially happen if they aren't careful?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lots of crazy shit actually happens in the book; some more bizarre and mysterious, as well as more overt stuff like what you see in the s.t.a.l.k.e.r games like the burner anomalies, gravitational stuff, vortexes, walking dead etc.

      the concept art for the canceled roadside picnic tv show is bretty cool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a shame it never got made

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        While I appreciate Stalker, it's a shame this show got cancelled. Seemed like it was going to be pretty book accurate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They were gonna make a show?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure they made a pilot episode for it and they made reds wife a Negress and gave him a mutt daughter then canceled it and never even aired the pilot episode

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Red's daughter is some strange, dark-eyed hairy mutant which he affectionately calls "monkey"
              >cast a mutt
              wew

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you love suckling big donkey dicks

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best movie ever made

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That film ruined my life.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too slow, as a oneiric experience it's remarkable, I never saw the whole thing because I always ended up asleep

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The peak of Soviet sci fi is a boring ass movie about guys walking around in the woods.
    Meanwhile in the west the same year we get pic related. In case you ever need a reminder that capitalism>communism.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Solaris is much better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only people who say this are those that didnt actually understand Stalker since Solaris is easier to understand, but no Solaris has terrible pacing issues

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pacing issues
        >tarkovski
        his entire filmography is an apology of pacing issues. if you like tarkovski its impossible you give some credit to pacing. the guy is really bad with rythm.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get out of here stalker
    get out of here stalker
    get out of here stalker

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    иди oтcюдa cтaлкep
    иди oтcюдa cтaлкep
    иди oтcюдa cтaлкep

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't it's amazing one my favourite films

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit editing.
    >Upon its release the film's reception was less than favorable. Officials at Goskino, a government group otherwise known as the State Committee for Cinematography, were critical of the film. On being told that Stalker should be faster and more dynamic, Tarkovsky replied:
    The film needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The film needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.
      He just said that to get the G-men off his back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The film needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.
      He just said that to get the G-men off his back.

      The main action is its cerebrality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >cerebrality
        What's so cerebral about it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one will respond and if they do, it's going to be variation of
          > Don't think about it bro, it's just an acid trip maaaaan. Watch it while high dude.
          > It has no meaning dude. It's just a pure audio-visual experience.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really enjoyed stalker because I thought the zone was really suspenseful even though with hindsight you can see it was the way it was for budgetary reasons.

            The wife at the end gives you an anime level "I'm spelling the point out now" lecture.
            It's not exactly oblique.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's spiritual stuff bro....whoa!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking moronic anonymous? There's no vaguery in my post telling you to read what the wife says at the end word for word.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's boring and too long. It does look good though

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tarkovsky is the Hideo Kojima of cinema, a complete midwit hack who huffs his own farts way too much

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me one good reason to keep this over the Wizard of Oz.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people watch it thinking it will be like the STALKER videogame and get upset when it's actually a profound meditation on the nature of desire.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did Russian take the word from English?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This film was my first dive into mindfulness as a teenager. Before this I had only watched action movies and stuff.
    I love this movie, but it's not for everyone and I can understand why many people think it's boring.

    Some people don't ever experience a desire for adventure, wanderlust, or strong desires beyond having sex or getting rich. The film speaks to people who are terrified of a mundane existence, which is ironic considering how generally mundane the film is.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garland's visionary Annihilation is much better. More SciFi elements and action and coherent plot
    I'm sure someone will call me a pleb, but you all know it's true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      extreme satire detected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch it, it's pretty great. maybe the best film from 2018

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Portman has a sex scene with a black man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch it, it's pretty great. maybe the best film from 2018

      annihilation is just dumbed down, girl power stalker

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it takes the book's premise and changes its message to something much lesser.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The film was initially filmed over a year on film stock that was later discovered to be unusable, and had to be almost entirely reshot with new cinematographer Alexander Knyazhinsky.
    Is there any info available about the original footage that was lost? I wonder how different it was compared to what we got.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One problem I have with the movie is that we never see any of the weird shit that's supposed to happen in the zone that the Stalker is talking about. Why is throwing those ropes with the construction nuts attached? For the most part it's just an uneventful journey through a bunch of abandoned areas. The philosophical questions are interesting, but that's not enough. Still a very good movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we never see any of the weird shit that's supposed to happen in the zone that the Stalker is talking about.
      To maintain the possibility that it's all just made up superstitious garbage. It strengthens the philosophical angle when all supposed threats remain psychological.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If Tarkvosky wants to lecture us on philosophy, he could write a thesis or simply deliver a lecture.
        >It strengthens the philosophical angle when all supposed threats remain psychological.
        There's no ambguity here. We are TOLD it's supernatural but shown nothing. That's just frustrating not intriguing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't bother. It's exceptionally lazy filmmaking but it'll be defended because The Sigh and Sound Polls told them it is great.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We are TOLD it's supernatural but shown nothing
          That is ambiguous. You don't just trust things people say, anon.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anime did it better

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve seen it twice in the movie theatre and all I have to say is

    Original >>>>>> updated sound

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ordinarily a film pleb and even I didn't get filtered. It's legitimate kino. Something by Lanthimos can filter me in that I can recognize it's a good work on some level but I find it boring and it flies over my head.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tarkovsky and Bresson are very similar con-artists. However, Ivan's Childhood, A Man Escaped and Pickpocket are good films. The rest is utilitarian, nihilistic trash masquerading as transcendental cinema. The fact that they're so venerated is a testament to hollowness of cinema criticism and the audience that they gaslight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The people who worship Bresson and Tarkovsky also worship open sociopaths like Godard, Jodorowsky, Paul Thomas Andreson. It's not that surpising, really, the "95% are hylics who can't see what's right in front of their eyes" rule also applies to cinema.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even know what sociopath means

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tarkovsky and Bresson are very similar con-artists. However, Ivan's Childhood, A Man Escaped and Pickpocket are good films. The rest is utilitarian, nihilistic trash masquerading as transcendental cinema. The fact that they're so venerated is a testament to hollowness of cinema criticism and the audience that they gaslight.

        I'm suspicious of anything especially "slow arthouse cinema" being peddled as transcendental/spiritual these days. The people who make these are obsessed with portraying themselves as intellectual more than anything. Such petty minds cannot create transcendent art.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    booooooring

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too slow for most audiences.
    Also they don't really explore the universe they are in.
    So many possibilities with anomalies, mutants, the army etc.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So which fricking edition is accurate?

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