Why did Jerry own so much cereal?
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Why did Jerry own so much cereal?
Why did Jerry own so much cereal?
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He was a krave chad
It’s a luxury he can afford. You wouldn’t have a wide selection of cereals if you had the money for it? Come on now.
I'd have a wide selection of coffee, and then add enough sugar and cream that they'd all taste the same
You don't need that in your coffee, all you need is instant coffee. It's freeze dried, you put it in your shelf, you forget about it
>add enough sugar and cream
Hello diabetus legs
Product placement.
Cereal is based
eh, not really. humans aren't even supposed to eat grains.
you weren't even supposed to survive infancy
the human race is in a really weird place right now
>Human race
Cringe. It's human species, you dumb shit!
There's all sorts of things we're not "supposed" to do. We pounded rock paper thin, stole the power of lightning, and made machines that can count.
frick you, I like oats
>A grown man eating shitty children's cereal full of sugar
>Based
He had to provide sustenance for all of the children he was sleeping with
I saw his gf that was no children lol
Gonna have to defend Jerry on this one.
HUGE BOOBS ON A TEENAGER
>get a good look anon?
>Lonstein
>Seinfeld
SHE
>17
So?
Sauce
Name of feet?
see this
What seems to be the problem officer?
she was 17 you sick frick
I would pump that 17 year old israeliteess so full of semen.
kek
he is a israelite after all.
Even as a little boy it always seemed to me that we little boys were far more into breakfast cereals than little girls..my sisters never got into them, while I was mad for them. Alphabits, Captn Crunch, Sugar Crisps, I was crazy for that shit.
Activates the old almonds eh?
I laughed out loud.
he's a man child
cereal takes the absolute minimum effort to prepare as a meal
when you're moronic, cooking even the most basic shit is too much of an ordeal
Own?
He didn't rent them.
Just a weird way of saying it. I would have said, "Why did Jerry have so much cereal?" or "Why does Jerry buy so much cereal?"
Own isn't appropriate here.
You will rent the cereal and be happy.
He was a single guy. It would look stupid to the prostitutes he brought to his apartment if the shelves were mostly empty.
It's all he ate. Fridge was just milk n Chinese food
It was a NYC dating culture thing in the 90s, no joke. If a girl stayed over at your place it left a good impression on her if you had the cereal she wanted since it shows you actually care about her past having her over for sex.
This but for older boomers
Omg thank you anon. I missed Mr Chi City. Really brought me back. Love his positivity. Even the video by his friend's grave. It's so touching and real. No homo
He is supposed to be a bit manchildish and something like sugary cereal is a visual indicator.
Jerome loves dinosaurs
They said on that Talking Sopranos podcast that James Gandolfini hated Seinfeld because of the “frickin sneakers and cereal”
he unironically has aspergers
back in the day it was always said to be a part of a healthy balanced breakfast
Ah yes a bowl of cereal, half a grapefruit, and a glass of orange juice.
>brought to you by big insulin
Red Sox suck, I might like NCAA womens softball better. Same dynamic plus cute asses
Peanut butter. George ate it with his disgusting index fingers.
So he could feed his rape vict- i mean, his girlfriends.
because manchildren eat cereal. it's the same reason he obsesses over superman
being a man is no easy job
>guy has to get a job cleaning toilets at filthy comedy clubs
>eventually gets his own gigs
>hads to tell humiliatingly bad jokes and get booed
>eventually gets a chance to write his own show
>has to make changes on the show after the first season
>has to become one of the most watched men on tv around the world
>all of this just to taste 17 yo puss for a few months
is it worth the trouble bros?
meanwhile a random bawd can make a living out of showing breasts to losers on the internet
asked my boomer dad and he said it was for girls
He had a peter pan complex.
Metaphor for the comedy, looks like a lot of different interesting things but it's basically all the same thing redone to fool kids.
do boomers eat cereal? lmao
There was a huge cereal boom in the 80s and 90s. It was marketed as the standard american breakfast behind bacon and eggs
Yeah every commercial break on Saturday morning was loaded with cereal ads.
Cereal was big back then. If you had a lot of friends you would have a big collection just to give them more option
I bought some cocoa pebbles the other day, first time eating cereal in like 10 years. It was like an orgasm in my mouth. Won’t get it again, I’ll get addicted
To serve his guests.
I think every day he probably ate lunch at the diner and dinner at a restaurant with some floozy or got chinese food.
So breakfast was the only time he would eat at home, thus cereal.
do cityslickers really?
"Why do they call it Grape Nuts?"
It's made out of the seeds they take out of the grapes.
I got like 12 boxes of cereal.
me and my brother eat it every morning and its good to have variety
I feel like it would go stale if you had that much and were opening multiple boxes at a time for variety.
It's established in the show that cereal is his favorite food.
He's a man child (irl)
These inorganic threads are pretty obvious, zoomers never watched Seinfeld and Millenials didn’t care for it to much. It was a Gen X show.
Also Seinfeld was boring and repetitive.
>Millenials didn’t care for it to much
Ehhh that's not exactly true. We didn't watch it while it was airing, but everyone watched it through reruns and DVD when I was in high school (2004-2008).
He was too lazy to cook
what do israelites usually have for breakfast?
Lox on a bagel
oh that's better,why didn't Jerry have Lox every day?
sam ty lox
>Pretty in Pink
>Child’s Play 2
>Goodfellas
Jerry had weird taste
He was a breakfast enjoyer
I miss eating cereal as child. Why did sugar have to be so bad for us bros?
I eat bundles of cereal still as a man in my mid 30s. The only sugary ones are Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and Sultana Bran a though, and the latter is still relatively low in sugar.