Why did Junior do it? Was he a finook?
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Eatin at da sushi bar
He just admitted on social media that his lady had a foul, stinking pussy.
I wish I was licking a vegana right now no joke
he also admitted that he doesn't frick a lot. eventually you find out that theres bad and good pussy aka ph levels. if she fricks a lot, raw, creampies, anal to pussy, hoes around, that shit is gonna be foul. if you find a pussy that taste and smells like nothing you better keep her. even if it's till you upgrade.
>I wish I was licking a vegana right now no joke
Same, fr fr
Old Italians had ancient traditional knowledge of HPV and throat cancer. They knew eating pussy made the Virgin Mary shed tears.
tears of pleasure
Throat cancer is a small price to pay
Oh just get over it you don't hear us complain about your piss smelling hairy small twigs we have to put in our mouth
>woman
>not complaining about something
funny
Some girls will only do a brief bj if I wash it right there and only if she is super turned on, others will suck my soul thru my unwashed post workout sweaty dick and swallow my cum. It really depends on the person.
stfu your butthole is less an than inch from your vegana
>He doesn't eat ass
Dateless wonder
homie, you gay
You love it bawd
>you don't hear us complain
yeah we do lmao
>have to
I didn't ask you to. Honestly I don't let women suck me off for more than a couple minutes because I assume their jaw is hurting, they suck at it, and I'd rather frick the hole designed for it
I’ve licked pussy and sucked dick and dick is way simpler and easier to deal with and less potential to be gross.
What are some great Sopranos practical jokes?
I didn't get this joke
it's just a joke what anon
What's a finook?
Look in da mirror heh heh
OH!
Done him
Someone who takes heart medication and likes practical jokes
Why are Italian Americans so insecure?
They're largely of southern italian or sicilian stock, the most emotionally-constipated creatures ever.
through*
Drama queen much?
Why does her ass taste better than her pussy?
SOUTH OF DA BORDER
DOWN MEXICO WAYYYY
im a 26 year old virgin
I'm glad for you, pure unspoiled soul
I just ate some pussy, now im gonna eat some hamburger helper
i drunkenly ate communist girl pussy and i got tonsillitis so bad i unironically almost died, it got to the point I needed an IV to hydrate, i couldnt swallow water, my swollen painful tonsils were the size of golf balls and blocking my throat. luckily i got an antibiotic + steroid wienertail and it healed. but some b***h almost killed me with her pussy. im NEVER eating pussy again. NEVER
>communist
jesus, she must have fricked and sucked the whole town
Gross
Right wing pussy don't do that to you
I don't think I've ever felt as bad for a person as I did reading your post. Holy shit that sucks bro.
>communist
That should have been an immediate red flag (pun intended kek).
Don’t trust a women that would redistribute her means of reproduction with the downtrodden masses.
it's pretty funny how men cant stop wanting to give free sex to women and making them cum for free lol
Atheist ''men'' are really on the next level since they want and do the same thing but with their tongues.
Guys who don't eat pussy or complain about doing it seem like homosexuals to me, I ate ass and pussy last night for what has to be the 200th time and it was great as usual.
I had this b***h moaning and pulling my hair and after I left I spent the rest of the night smelling her on my mustache, pussy makes me glad to be alive.
Disgusting
Literally me.
Genuinely stopped reading after the first sentence. Just say you're gay.
Fornication addles the mind, so I'm not surprised.
Most definitely but there are worse addles to have than my girlfriend's ass in my face and her mouth on my dick.
One thing that you people have to understand is that sexuality is disgusting. It truly is repulsive. It is abhorrent, embarrassing, obscene. It is beneath human dignity, it is the realm of puss and shit and urine. It is the thief of peace and nobility, the great beast that finds you happy and brings you down to the dirt. You all recognise it when you ejaculate, that brief moment when the madness ceases and you face the grim existence of our bodily nature. An entire industry has formed to distract you from this fact, so many movies and songs devoted to hiding the vile body and its ceaseless demands. Every great tradition knows this truth, it is only we moderns that treat the body as anything other than a great dark cloud that obscures the gleaming shard within. Sex is vile, and you can escape it if you're willing to abandon your scepticism and loathing of tradition. I'm not even telling you to come to a particular religion, you can find this in Platonism or Buddhism. Just accept that your body is not your friend, but your prison.
Both of these are true simultaneously. Such is the duality of man.
my ex used to use my mouth as a urinal while sucking me off
I will never have that again unless i pay for it
God you just reminded me my friend told me he was into that while drunk as frick
its so good bro
I'm thirsty
You fricking fool, you had it and let it go.
You don't do it, right Cinemaphile?
I've only ever eaten out Asian girls
>sexhavers
blue reddit board
Oral on a chick is the most possible beta act you can perform. Go ahead, like your shitty, ungratifying, submissive, disgusting "sexual favor". We all think less of you for it and you're going to catch something from putting your mouth where other guys ejaculated.
Eating pussy is literally gayer than sucking a dick
I've never eaten or even seen a pussy before, is it overhyped? Should I just pay a hooker to let me eat her out?
You really want to eat out a prostitute who has been fricked by hundreds of other strange men in the last week alone? And that’s not even mentioning doing that with a prostitute kek.
eating out a woman is fun, do not do it with a hooker and only do it with a woman who's had an STD panel or something, it can give you cancer if she's got the herp or warts
I still don't get why you wouldn't just own up to it and then make a joke in return about how Tony is fat or something.
>Bush aficionado
Is it linked to the pussy thing?