Why did Kate Upton's acting career fail to take off?

Why did Kate Upton's acting career fail to take off?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's not very bright, not very good at acting, and once you look past her breasts, really isn't that hot.
    She also kept getting cast in trash and had to resort to mobile game ads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >once you look past her breasts, really isn't that hot.
      So she's proto-Sweeney but hotter and with bigger breasts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Comparing 25-year-old Kate to 25-year-old Sydney, I think Kate has a hotter face but Sydney wins on everything else. Kate's breasts are bigger but Sydney's are shaped better.
        Sydney actually has an ass and hips to complement her rack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Upton doesn't look like a moron though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        That's just a shitty bathing suit, it needs strings to be higher up to accentuate her non existent hips, the younger girls nowadays have that down pat.

        she has no ass

        men don't like that. and for good reasons.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bad timing. She peaked as the focus on big breasts was starting to wane and people began to care about hips and ass. Last of a dying breed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like absolute shit here, I actually started laughing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she doesn't look that bad here, could probably lost like 10 lbs though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      also probably didn't want to go through fricking Hollywood executives after having to frick modeling executives; then she got knocked up and hit 30

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's something weird about that waist area. It looks fat, thin and shapeless all at the same time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just high waisted. If she were naked you wouldn't care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's something weird about that waist area. It looks fat, thin and shapeless all at the same time.

      grim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was when people began to really take notice that all she was was a titcow. No legs, no hips, no ass--nothing. Literally all chest and face. Compared to someone like Heather Graham or Sydney Sweeney,Kate Upon wasn't fricking bringing anything to the table.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sydney Sweeney

        She doesn't have ass or hips either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't good at acting and like this anon said she peaked during a time where booties were the main sex appeal factor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably can't act?

      she has no ass

      men don't like that. and for good reasons.

      She always had a weird body where like her face and breasts are obviously attractive so she works in still photos but in motion she is like weirdly skinnyfat and has no definition in her muscles. Her legs and tummy are like terrible compared to what you'd expect in a supermodel or sex symbol. The opposite of Sydney Sweeney who has derp face, incredible breasts and the best feature is her shapely athletic body.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's just a short list of more beautiful women with bigger breasts than her...
        Sharday
        Via Paxton
        Karina Hart
        Ashley Sage Ellison
        London Andrews
        Lindsay Dawn MacKenzie
        Kerry Marie
        Nadine Jansen
        Bea Flora
        Aneta Buena
        Ewa Sonnet
        Ines Kudna
        Angela White
        Marilyn Sakova
        Does Feline
        Gianna Michaels
        Lorna Morgan
        Yulia Nova
        Terry Nova
        And there are so many more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a shitty bathing suit, it needs strings to be higher up to accentuate her non existent hips, the younger girls nowadays have that down pat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Catholic Rosary beads make it spectacularly crass and crude

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She ended up marrying an athlete so she was covered in terms of money/stability

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember in her leaks she and her husband were comparing their bare asses and he legit had a bigger ass than she did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d hope a professional athlete had some definition in his muscles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pitcher
          I could meme about how Pitchers just stand around until they throw a ball but at the professional level he probably does employ his glutes quite a bit for maximum throwing power and control. Maybe the games themselves don't give him an ass workout but guaranteed it's a muscle group he targets.
          Biggest fear for me would be muscle imbalance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also in her leaks he came on her butt instead of breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but her breasts were like way bigger than his.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have fridge body
    >Only is good big breasts that goes wider than her frdige body
    >reduce big breasts
    >now is only fridge body
    She didn't learn from Ariel Winter? Logan's Run was right all along

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They shrink?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She never fully went for it as she should: doing nude scenes to draw public attention and more role offers. Nobody was expecting her to be Frances McDormand

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When her nudes leaked and justin verlander had a bigger and better ass than her. Her stock tanked right after that hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember in her leaks she and her husband were comparing their bare asses and he legit had a bigger ass than she did

      They seem to like one another at least
      I remember back in 2017 she did an interview where she said she was annoyed whenever JV pitched a game because afterwards he would be too worn out to have sex

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because she never did leg day

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Man hips
    >No ass
    >Mustache
    >Disgusting mole

    I wouldn’t be able to get it up even if she were naked on my bed begging for it. Seriously.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly surprised she never got fat

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was honestly never that hot. She was also coming up around the time when nig culture started to fully swing in and asses became the desired physical trait. She appealed to old dudes who watched sports. Nothing more

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its all been said

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She had such nice breasts. It's a shame she never grew a belly to match, she was obviously meant to be a bigger woman

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe she should have taken her bra off.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She got married to a baseball player and started having kids

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where did her boobs go?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempic is a helluva drug

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cant act for shit

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf bros how did they shrink so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the photo on the right, she's sucking them in.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't need it, she's already an icon of pop culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a generic blonde bimbo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is obviously Drew Barrymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't need it, she's already an icon of pop culture.

          that's very clearly lindsay lohan

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baseball player she married has earned like $400 million in his career. Not like she needs to do much now.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That was the hottest she's ever looked and I don't even have a preggo fetish.... But those big fat swollen boobs looked so good

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has no ass

    men don't like that. and for good reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of men will forego the appeal of a nice ass if the woman has a great chest and face to compensate. He can present her and feel pride in having obtained a mate with those attributes. If she's flat in the back, well, who cares so long as the bits on the front as still nice? It's a very asian and european way of thinking. Their women are naturally pancaked in the back so they've grown to view that as the epitome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men don't like that
      Global South Spotted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        half of boobs is the global south though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every country in South America, but 1
          >every country in Africa, but 1
          >almost every Middle East country
          >basically just countries like India and China that aren't more for the ass
          No, it's the Global South. Which is why USA is for the ass. They've been flooded with so many Global Southerners.
          Really, it's countries like Iceland that are the interesting cases.

          >Russia Blue, America Red
          UHG shaking and crying right about now.

          USA has been flooded with trash people for generations, what did you expect?

          >butts is literally Black folk and americans

          >and americans
          It's the Black folk and the hispanics that did this to the USA. It's really telling though. The people from the countries that have the most traditionally ugly women, prefer ass. The people from the countries that have the most traditionally pretty women, prefer breasts. Not sure why Iceland is like that though, because their women are pretty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Russia Blue, America Red
        UHG shaking and crying right about now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >butts is literally Black folk and americans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Black folk and americans
          No need for redundancy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but Africa and SA is better than China and India.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Africa is better than India but not China.
          t. Canadian who has to deal with all 3.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but your opinion is irrelevant.

            t. American on an American website

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >breasts is literally pajeets and chinks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Albanians have good taste. We are men of wisdom.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replaced by Charlotte McKinney.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss her
      Peak american blonde.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw they never had a tit off at their peak

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a terrible belly.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do her bobs look smaller? where have bobs gone?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the belly button on pregnant women freaks me out so much i find them a turn off which is probably weird

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I use to find her so hot. After discovering black women, these blonde bimbos just seem so bland.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't suck the right popsicle

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOOBA

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts weren't even that Impressive after I'd been fapping to Scoreland, BustyBrits, BustyPoland, XXCel, Juggmaster, BTRA, etc for over a decade before she hit the scene.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she looks like a porn star, what opportunities are there beyond like low brow sex comedy?

    Besides she didn’t really want to get into acting too much and develop herself as an actor. Too much effort for her I guess

    Her only real foray into acting was part of William H Macy’s money laundering scheme to get bribe money for his kids into Harvard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because she looks like a porn star, what opportunities are there beyond like low brow sex comedy?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Sweeney#Filmography

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fappening happened and her body didn't look that great so people moved on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what really killed her off. Threw in the towel and became an MLB wife.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting body below her breasts.

    They couldn't hide this very much

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >grandfather founded whirlpool
    >built like a large appliance
    What happened at the factory after dark?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. She was a low-tier actress who relied on her body to sell herself.

    2. She got into acting very late.

    3. When she started getting roles, she decided to get pregnant and become a mom. Taking a few years off. Thus her career (as Luke warm as it was) cooled off.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her career started to sag once she got pregnant

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >manjaw
    >no ass
    >no curves
    Tit gays worshiping this ugly c**t for a decade baffled me. I'm glad people are finally coming around to how overrated she was.

    Ass > breasts

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's genuinly moronic, listen to one of her interviews

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verlanders making 45 million this year why would his wife work

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