why did literally everyone, engineer included, act like a fricking moronic monkey in this movie?
why did literally everyone, engineer included, act like a fricking retarded monkey in this movie?
why did literally everyone, engineer included, act like a fricking moronic monkey in this movie?
real question is who cares
>who cares
You did by replying, frick face
they had an oxygen flow problem while in hypersleep and gave them all brain damage
>crew of 12 scientists, engineers and navigators attempt wake up brain damaged and attempt a return mission home, but they're not alone on board...
>No, *wooden* spoon... *wooden*...
I would actually live to see that
when is that mentioned in the movie?
Its not but its the reason that explains everything in the movie
It is kind of funny to watch an android out-smart and manipulate all the dumb humans, only to get his head ripped off by a superior being, only then for that same android to come to his home planet and genocide his entire race. These movies were wild.
>wild.
*moronic
*wildly moronic
You got it in one, it’s nothing over complicated, it’s exactly this, and because frickheads were trying to 3brain them I will never get the final whacky chapter of David.
>t. Ridley Scott
It is easy to brainstorm final movie of the Prometheus trilogy
last ship with xenomorphs in it warp in time to set up the first Alien movie
>I will never get the final whacky chapter of David.
It hurts, he's one of my favorite movie characters ever. At least Covenant's end was kino.
>home planet
Brainlet detected. Its obvious that the engineers were seeding other planets and the one david goo squirted was just one of who knows how many. The black goo (presumably harvested from xenomorphs and likely whats used in the chest bursters to metamorphasize spider things into space crickets) does on its own what david was fricking around with in his space cuckshed. The movie explicitly explained this by the engineer sacrificing himself in prometheus opening, the xeno being carved into the wall in prometheus (showing that it wasnt david who created it) and the fact that the engineers on the home planet looked similar to the OG engineers but still diferent (just like humans)
Im sorry that this movie required you to connect a few obvious dots with scenes explicitly showing these dots. Im honestly surprised that you are able to solve a captcha, and hope that asiaticmoot will make them harder or just open a marvel capeshit board to keep sub 80 iq trannies like you off my fricking board. I hope you get drafted into the ukranian or russian military but cant go because you die of pancreatic cancer.
Imagine you meet God and expect him to be peaceful and answer your questions, and instead he rips your servants head off and bludgeons you with it.
Why would anything they had experienced prior give them the idea that this being would be benevolent
>spamming alien/prometheus homosexual threads as viral marketing for the new alien movie
literally have a nice day israelite shill
schizo post
thats a bit of double edged sword though isnt it? reminding everyone of how terrible the series has been for 5-8 movies?
Let me guess.
You would have acted SOOOOO much more maturely?
David Lindelof
It's a running gag in scifi/horror movies.
because that's all damon lindelof can write
It's poorly written, simple as. Without nepotism, Lindelof couldn't hold down a job scrubbing shit off toilets, but at least he'd briefly bring someone a pleasant experience for once.
Other than the snake thing, which can be overlooked, they were fine.
I hope the strike never ends.
>Written by Damon Lindelof
>Directed by Ridley Scott
>"Why is this such shit???"
Ridley Scott literally saved the movie with his directing, you dipshit. Very few people can make a Damon Lindelof written movie watchable and Ridley not only made it watchable, he made it damn memorable.
Space wife
>be smart scientist
>giant wheel spaceship heading my way
>run in straight line instead of simple stepping aside
>be space-faring progenitor race
>keys to your ship are a gay little flute
She's not a smart scientist thoughever.
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>Let’s be real, it’s like something Cinemaphile would write.
Because Prometheus is trash. Plain and simple. It didn't feel like an Alien film, the story was dumb, the characters were moronic and unlikable. It was also incredibly boring. It was a complete and total let down as far as Alien films go.
>It was a complete and total let down as far as films go.
ftfy
>It was a complete and total let down as far as Alien films go.
Better than Aliens. I couldn't even get past 10 minutes of that movie. James Cameron made every character so 2 dimensionally quirky.
>Better than Aliens.
Settle down there anon. Prometheus is a joke compared to Aliens. James Cameron helped shape the mythos and lifecycle surrounding the xenomorph. Prometheus didn't shape anything. Every character was as dumb as they come. What character in Prometheus could you root for? What really stood out and made you enjoy such an incredibly piss poor film? Prometheus has nothing on Aliens.
Prometheus ruined the Space Jockey but Aliens ruined the alien. The Engineers are kinda interesting though, the alien queen isn't.
>I'm stick3ing taking my helmet off and that's the end of it! *licks ground* it's powdered uranium
Engineer didnt like humans because they were greedy and corrupt and animal tier. The CEO guy who brought them there went to ask the engineer for eternal life. Engineer didnt think he deserved it, Engineer got mad at the CEO for being a violent tyrant hitting his subordination so he decided to continue with the plan to kill all humans.
This thread is full of filtered redditors who think scientists aren't morons with bad judgment in real life.
Because it was written by Damon Lindelof, a notorious moron, and directed by someone way past their prime who was phoning it in.
Think about it
The movie was great until they met that little snake thing
So you only need to fix half of the film to make it good
The engineer was a pilot of the warship
no wonder he apeshit Weyland.
What was that black goo?
I didn't watch Prometheus for the longest times because of these homosexuals. Then one day I watched it and was enthralled by it. Yes, it was a flawed movie, but it had its in heart in the right place. I wanted to see more after the credits and thats a good sign.
Fox forced Lindelhof - zero 'solo film writing' experience in his own words - because Spaight 'didn't have enough experience'. One's doing Dune, the other gets Abrams' sloppy development hell Star Wars seconds. The script doctor job bowdlerized it into the Ancient Aliens slideshow abomination it became -- Ridley's got no spine or has money troubles. If an established old war horse can't tell studio suits to frick off, who can?
James Cameron can tell them to frick off.