Why did Minions succeed while Lightyear failed?
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>projected
>for a day that hasn't happened yet
why is this news?
That’s the projected box office for the whole holiday weekend, but the headline was probably generated by a bot.
if it had already happened it wouldn't be projected
Did minions do 9/11?
Not exactly they where working for the us gov at the time
Sounds like it was an inside job then.
>Not exactly they where working for the us gov at the time
So, they did 9/11?
its canon they were part of the fremch revolution etc., so quite possibly
>Minions known to serve most evil men around
>Not shown serving Hitler
>Shown serving an evil, vampiric, demonic entity (Dracula)
Sounds to me like they’re acknowledging Hitler wasn’t a bad guy.
>Bob drops the Zyklon B canister, again
>it's Kevin's job to watch Normandy Beach and make sure nobody tries to land
>"Stuart-sama, we are prepared to attack Pear Harbor. Are you sure the carriers are there?" "BANANA!"
I'd love if the minions on ww2 became a thing
To be fair, they also served Napoleon who was not evil and should have won.
They were frozen in a cave during ww1 and ww2
does this imply that the minions wouldve helped hitler had they not been frozen
Yeah definitely
They are probably israeli
implying hitler was the worst guy during WW2
That's the point.
The minions did, in fact, serve the most evil guys around during WWII.
FDR, Churchill, Stalin, and Truman.
BEEDOO ACKBAR
Lightyear
>Under marketed
>Confusing premise
>Make Buzz look unfriendly
>Gay stuff so no release in China
Minions
>Dumb and simple and easy for kids and parents
>Minions have been everywhere since the first film came out
This. Underrated post of facts
This. They made a movie for kids instead of focusing on how woke the movie could be than market it towards kids like Disney did.
You forgot about diversity.
Hell even minions did “diversity” better then light year. Cool Chinese grandma, cool black female villain.
marketed
It absolutely was not. The marketing was out there, it was just awfully marketing.
>le undermarketed!
Cope, mouseshill. There was tons of marketing.
Also, it wasn't just China. You'd be surprised how many westerners are getting wary of showing gay stuff to kids.
This. Also people don't recognize how much chinese moms and facebook boomers love these little israeli shits
Minions
>banana
Lightyear
>banana in ass
Simple as
and no politicuck homosexualry. There's no way this movie will fail unless disney sends in a manchurian candidate to prevent people from getting into the kinoplex
They're already paying off theaters. See
because minions is made for wine mom's and their 5 year old kids hopped up on ADD medication while Lightyear was made for homosexual millennial wiener slurpers who "member" Toy Story who will just pirate it or watch it on Disney+ 3 months from now instead
Minions pandered to zoomers.
Boomers lose their minds over these things for some reason.
>Minions goes bananas
>Top Gun takes flight
>Inglorious Bastards gasses the competition
>Spider-Man swings in
Why do they do this?
Jokes are fun.
I know it's a shitpost but those types of headlines are way better than "X leads box office sales (And That's a Good Thing)"
>buzz lightyear
>cis white male
>fail
many such cases
Doesn't work because Gru
>Gru
>white
Gru looks like a Hedgewik cartoon.
Nice try.
Although Tom Cruise is some kind of quadroon mutt.
Lightyear felt like a script that was made into a Buzz movie after the fact. A Buzz Lightyear movie should have been a sci-fi parody, or at least feel a bit purposefully schlocky.
Unwoke cinema is thriving right now
Banana
Digits
I'll tell you, this is not fair, yall chuds have ruined hollywood. Can't y'all just support every one? at least in the name of art itself and stop with your nonsense political ideology/commentary. I will not support any chuds movies ever. YOu chuds ruined me and what I like and our society.
>Stupid, family friendly bullshit that's always popular with an easy to understand premise
>"Super cereal" animation more focused on making sure the boxes are ticked to impress online journalists while barely explaining the movie
Dunno
Because it knows its audience and didn't do anything specifically to drive them away
Don't play stupid. You fricking know why.
Because it looks more interesting to kids.
One is about stupid kid jokes that soccer moms can laugh at. Other is about homosexuals kissing which soccer moms hate so they wont take their kids to see pedophile propaganda.
liberal women love homosexual propaganda, single mothers eat this shit up
Even liberal women are getting tired of troony homosexual shit.
I'm pretty sure the boomers on social media who are in love with minions have never seen a minion movie let or even know they are from a movie franchise.
But yeah, kid focused movies do well if they actually have stuff that a) kids will like b) isn't off-putting for parents. Good for them tbh. A goofy movie about goofy little yellow fellas doing goofy things that isn't outright hostile towards its fanbase is certainly better 98% of the other stuff coming out these days.
Boomer here, I love these little banana obsessed guys
Because a kids movie = ticket for kid plus parents + kid's friends + kid's friend's parents + kid's siblings, plus it gets the arrested development man child autism audience. A kids filmed presented as "mature" only get the autism audience, even when they try to market it to the gay audience.
People like minions.
People haven't liked nor asked for toy story in 27 years.
Toy Story 2 was the best Toy Story.
Toy Story 3 was a massive success. Toy Story 4 was too, despite being garbage.
Toy Story 3 did $400 million. Solid recoup but no Avatar.
Are you looking at only the domestic total? Toy Story 3 made over a billion dollars worldwide.
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0435761/
Minions was actually aimed at kids and families while Lightyear felt like it was aimed at Disney Adults
are normies getting redpilled?
the overwhelming majority of zoomers are conservative.
it comes in waves anon. the next generation typically will be the opposite alignment of the previous one.
millenials are overwhelmingly left wing so their zoomer kids are right wing.
Millenials' kids are gen alpha. Gen z are gen x's kids.
Shh, don't tell him. Let him stay moronic
I can't keep up with these terms anymore.
Why don't people just use ages.
Greatest gen was made liberal because of theur experience in WWII, silent gen just got tramples over by greatest gen and their boomer kids, who are the most liberal gays of all time. Gen x was more conservative. Millenials who are the boomers' kids are more liberal overall, but also had a significant amount go more extreme right wing than before during the Trump election, which influenced zoomers in their early teens.
It has more to do with the fact that conservatives are much more likely to breed.
normies are getting tired of the bullshit also pride month just ended so everyone is allowed to take the mask back off
also if you wanna see redpilled normies check out the comments on this postmates ad
>comments are turned off
yeah I forgot to check first. it was a great sight to see while it was around.
>We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein
it gets better
>psyop
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
lmao, I remember posting about him on /misc/ years ago, he's a gay surgeon who specialises in surgically repaired the destroyed anuses of bottoms.
have you ever met a normalgay?
they love this shit for some reason
>Ice cave during ww2
>Definitely weren't any minions running around Europe during ww2
Yeah Cinemaphile I'm having a bad bad day and it's about time things go my way
Despicable me
This song literally describes how it feel to shitpost on Cinemaphile
children, morons, boomers and asians love them
>black fatigue in media
>minions more marketable to younger children
>waaaay more advertising
It's literally just math.
>black fatigue
Anon, it's called Black fatigue. Although at this point, it's escalated to a more severe condition, with a slightly different name...
One's a dumb kids movie that knows what it is and the other is a dumb kids movie that took itself too seriously while also pushing a israelite agenda
Very easy to see why one is doing better
no black lesbians in the marketing
>le actually wholesome fun alternative to woke propaganda
Go frick yourselves, it's absolute trash just like lightyear or any other corporate cash grab that comes out
Everything you ever consumed as a child was a corporate cash grab as well timmy.
This. It's funny seeing /tvpol/ defend fricking Minions, just because they aren't woke or Disney.
minions have always been based and Cinemaphile approved
go back
It's not funny to me, it's just sad. This is how corporations will control the next generations, anything that isn't "woke" will be based no matter how terrible it is. They'll continue to remove people's freedoms because "at least it's not wokeness" and we'll be back to 19th century oppressive regimes that idiot contrarians on Cinemaphile will say is based because they have no history education and think they'll be the wealthy white land owners rather than the poverty-stricken serfs living in a shack and picking the shot out of the squirrels they'll be forced to hunt for sustenance.
>They'll continue to remove people's freedoms because "at least it's not wokeness"
This. So much this. Losing Roe v Wade is horrible, but it's only the beginning.
It started with the Patriot Act. All the "muh freedumbs" Republicans should have been fighting the Patriot Act the second it was passed and they did absolutely nothing about it because "oh no a black man is president that's way worse". Absolute fricking morons in this country.
Togari noh pocato-li Rovi-Oued? Pocato lo tokka-bo Rovi-Oued ta ke banana!!
Aha! Hahahahahahaha
We talk about movies here frickwads
This is /tvpol/, this is politics related to tv and movies. Go back, Black person.
Thanks for your tears, will vote for Republicans this November.
By the way, should I bring my babies to the theatre for minions? Y or N?
>will vote for Republicans this November.
I can leave the country, when your rights vanish and you have no food don't come crying to me, Cletus.
Mental illness
How corporations already control current generations:
>anything that is "woke" will be stunning and brave no matter how terrible it is. They'll continue to remove people's freedoms because "at least it's wokeness" and we'll be back to 19th century oppressive regimes that idiot libshits on Reddit will say is based because they have no history education and think they'll be the wealthy "fellow white" land owners rather than the poverty-stricken serfs living in a pod and picking the bugs out of the GMO slop they'll be forced to eat for sustenance.
Frick, forgot to change the second "based".
did any of the minions share a gay kiss? Are there any black minions who are smarter and more capable than the established minions?
These are the questions Disney producers need to ask themselves.
They STILL are making these? Are they just for braindead kids now?
The Minions movie was already absolute garbage.
zoomers are pumping these numbers up. first they trick the studio on rereleasing morbius and now they're making minions a box office hit. those kids are gonna be alright if they keep shitposting at Hollywood like this
I may have been too harsh on zoomies. They're alright. But good lord do they have to do something about that hair.
SOVL
top lads
based
yeah the only reason I'm watching minion. too bad she's not in the 2nd movie and we get an ugly Black person instead
What the frick I love zoomers now.
i cant get over how stupid that hair style is
and that is coming from some one that looks like ron geremy
>moronic boomers who loved the minion Facebook memes have brainwashed their kids
Embarrassing
based gen z jokesters
i'm happy for them when good sequel comes out in a franchise they're feeling nostalgic about
Reminds me of the dumb shit I used to do with my friends. Maybe the kids are alright after all
This is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes
You would have said the same thing over pools closed
You weren't there. Nice pull from KYM.
Zoomers have cringier hairstyles than even kids in the 80s
>engaging in pointless consumerism of a movie made for children for no other reason than irony
They could release a 90 minute feature of a fly buzzing around horseshit and zoomers would watch it en masse.
unironically based..
if all zoomies are this based..
incredibly based, more of these guys and the future would look bright
Did that dork just run up a down-moving escalator
because Minions is suitable to be watch by kids, whereas Lightyear is not.
They made a movie for children instead if the adults that want to have sex with them
Don't get me wrong, the first Minions had lots of forgettable low rent kiddie stuff, but two things stuck with me about it
>Scarlet and Herb are depicted as having a completely functional and loving marriage - Herb isn't even actually into supervillainy yet supports Scarlet in her hobby anyway, and is shown as an utterly chill dude until she is threatened, at which point he becomes outright murderous
>after Scarlet is defeated in her plan to steal Queen Elizabeth's crown, Bob gives her the little commemorative crown that Elizabeth had given him as a reward, and Scarlet is clearly actually touched by the gesture in spite of them now being enemies
Why didn't anybody tell me the Minions movie had this semen demon
Are you really gonna get me to watch the fricking Minions Movie, Cinemaphile
Honestly, I only just remembered myself. I don't think she's enough to watch it though. I was horrifically bored besides one or two laughs. She's cool though. But not even for you to watch her movie to COOM.
the way Illumination draws women shouldn't be hot, yet it is
i love me firecrotch.
simple as.
they follow the hourglass figure
It speaks to that same base, primal, unseemly part of our minds that deeply wants to frick Flo from Progressive
>base, primal, unseemly part of our minds that deeply wants to frick Flo from Progressive
Who can blame us? Flo is a hero for stopping a disaster in the making.
Cinemaphile has the worst fricking taste
I liked the bank robbing family. The daughter tripped the alarm and the dad was like "its ok sweetie I didn't get good at being a villian overnight" They make appearances later in the movie and stayed true to the minions, even warning them to run. Despicable Me and Minion's have good family values.
>Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Clawed, a French supervillain with a giant mechanical lobster claw for his right arm
>Lucy Lawless as Nun-chuk, an evil martial artist who is also a nun
>Dolph Lundgren as Svengeance, the first Swedish supervillain, whose specialty is sinister rollerskating
yeah RIP Lightyear
what the frick all of those sound fun as frick
sounds kino
Lundgren as Svengeance, the first Swedish supervillain, whose specialty is sinister rollerskating
the only way this isn't kino is if these are all one off jokes
>Why did Minions succeed while Lightyear failed?
simple
>no political agenda
>counts as family movie with no heavy topics so it can be enjoyed by the entire family
>kids love minons its like drugs to them
>good animation and lighthearted writing playing well with the artstyle
>relevant spinoff of a recent franchise that has a precedent of being good with no bad media so far
gee i wonder why
>no political agenda
Disney doesn't have a political agenda other than making money. You morons need to stop thinking that giant corporations actually give a shit about anything other than making money. The only person with a political agenda is that one hedge fund manager guy that is forcing companies to adopt a woke stance if they want his hedge fund's money.
no there are indeed people that have wormed themselves into almost every aspect of life that do indeed push such an agenda.
esd investing from blackrock is only really responsible for a very small amount of israeli tricks.
That's one hell off a cope
>Disney doesn't have an agenda!
>They are actually just massively incompetent!
Pick your poison Disney is officially shit.
Wouldn't have failed if it was Toy Story 6 instead of lightyear. It's like if the new minion movie was a serious origin story of the first minion.
Lightyear should've just been a cool action adventure about Buzz, like we all imagined when we were kids. Instead it's about a black lesbian or something.
because kids and parents like minions. no one gives a shit about nu-buzz or his black lesbian “sidekick”.
Minions didn't get bogged into trying to appeal to a minority demographic for the specific intent of a small chance of profit growth.
has a minions/despicable movie ever flopped? these lil' guys are box office gold
And yet Disney STILL renewed Bob's contract. Go fig.
Good. Chapek is the cancer killing Disney and I'm happy to see the ship sink. Hopefully he ruins MCU soon enough.
Saw it on friday and it was fricking hilarious
anyone who wants to say minions are boomer-tier are missing out, tbh
Ok boomer
Soccer moms love Minions and aren't thrilled with same-sex relationships, and they control the purse-strings of most families.
Dress up fly, go to the movies and pull chicks who are into cartoons. Best Summer ever.
lmao is that a mason jar lid????
It is indeed.
right girl a cute
Girl in the middle looks like a cute based moron.
For me, it the middle hapa
Anyone who hates minions ITT is probably a troony angry that buzz gayyear flopped
Lightyear didn’t even fail because of the woke shit and anyone who thinks that needs to stop being terminally online and touch grass.
It failed because it was just a boring, uninteresting movie. The character designs were all awful. The setting is just grey and black. The “comedy” isn’t funny and when the trailers have to resort to using a “pull my finger” joke to sell the movie you immediately know Pixar didn’t care.
Hell I’d argue the gay kiss scene in the beginning was probably the best 5 minutes of the movie because it actually had an interesting premise and somewhat emotional impact. The moment the lesbian dies and the granddaughter is introduced it becomes a slog.
>Lightyear didn’t even fail because of the woke shit and anyone who thinks that needs to stop being terminally online and touch grass.
That was the reason, moron. In fact, all of the reviews were set up to make it seem like it was the best animated movie of the year. There was no reason for anyone to say "I'm not going, I heard it's boring" because it was hyped up beyond any other movie released that week.
People legitimately hate the gay shit, you stupid fricking gay-enabler.
bump
Ywnbaw
being woke and being awful are linked
Both can be true. The woke stuff hurt it, AND it was hurt by being a boring drab piece of shit. Death by a thousand cuts.
funny yellow men speaking gibberish
what could go wrong?
But feel free to burn down Milwaukee again after the next police shooting.
qrd?
I can't watch the video
>dont you watch minions..
angry homosexual pozzed theatre people are angry..
btw Dreamworks can sue this theatre if they try to hinder ticket sales..
how much did disney pay theatres to refuse to sell tickets for competing films?
>people are coming to watch our movies
>NOOO WE CAN'T HAVE THAT
After the no single policy, the no formal attire policy.
no idea, they were both family oriented movies
>not thinking Gru fricks those things
Wake up, sheeple
>teen gru: i have banana for you minions. just peel back the tip
we all know he did but like all good things he kept it a private matter
>cabal of supervillains
Minions is a documentary?
>people liked Tim Allen's Buzz because he was funny and colorful
>make a serious movie devoid of color that isn't even about the Buzz people loved
It's a mystery.
because no one gives a frick about that green space marine Buzz or whatever he is called in modern day
he was never relevant outside Toy Story and maybe his old cartoon show
the minions on the other hand are very popular around zoomer subhumans and kids
it's no shock one movie flopped while the other was a big hit
I love based Minions so much
Frick Pozz Cringeyear
>pozzed woke shit Buzz gets shit on
>old school comfy fun Minions rocks on Box Office
>racist cumskins are so contrarian they are now sucking up fricking ~~*Illumination*~~ and the cringe ass minions just to smite a movie with black characters in it
lmao
>Why did Minions succeed while Lightyear failed?
You know why
a literal groomer
Did the new minion movie have black people in it?
Actually yes. The main villain is a black (hot) girl, and there's some really cool looking biker dude that helps one of the minions. Also some of the extras I guess.
> The main villain is a black (hot) girl
> Hot
Okay.....
>The main villain is a black
Appropriate role. Gets the pass.
yeah, but it didn't feel forced compared to disney shit
minions didn't run woke damage control before release while gas is $5 per gallon.
nothing clears up liberal moronation like a little war
minions are cool that's why
BANANA
WOAH MAMA
Even after all these years homophobic boomers have more kids than us millennials do. Sad
minions have a very similar energy to Neco Arc
everybody loves Neco Arc
therefore everyone loves Minions
only gay people with bad relationships with their fathers get mad at Neco Arc so it makes sense for who is getting mad at Minions