Why did no one on set point out that David has a huge bulge in this scene? Whose bright idea was going with grey spandex in the first place?
Why did no one on set point out that David has a huge bulge in this scene?
Why did no one on set point out that David has a huge bulge in this scene? Whose bright idea was going with grey spandex in the first place?
Would a different colour have hidden the bulge?
I suppose black could have worked.
Reflective silver, I'd think
David insisted that it would be kept as is.
>Huge
Tell me you're white without telling me you're white. Put Michael B. Jordan or Jonathan Majors in that outfit and you'll find out what huge really is.
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> Michael B. Jordan or Jonathan Majors
if you put a lemon in that outfit it would be less zesty
literally everyone did, and the answer was, "its supposed to be like that."
jim henson's idea. he wanted this character to represent adulthood or something. He was weird
That's bullshit but I believe it
>King of the Goblins
You can see his crown
King of dicky more like it
Bowie's bulge was operated by a puppeteer.
There's an episode of Columbo where you an see some guys entire dick plastered across his waist because of his gay ass 70s pants. I had to close my eyes every scene he was in to avoid being gay.
it was just the style at the time
Just remembering that makes you gay. have a nice day before the aids gets you is my advice, fricking abomination, hated by God, despicable.
No it's OK I closed my eyes so there was no way I could have contracted the HIV virus
>problem, officer?
you got a permit for that thing?
yes, i'm a licensed nigress tamer
>my eyes are up here
that has to be a packer
If he's doing a Derek Smalls, he maintained it for decades
nah it's been known for ages that he was big. iirc you can see glimpses of it in the man who fell to earth
>David [Bowie] was generally happy when his friends did well; Marc [Bolan] wasn’t. What was confidence in Bowie equated to bravado in Bolan – a distinction for which June Bolan had an explanation, which she shared with Ray Stevenson. ‘She had this theory, it was because Marc had a small dick and David had a monster. A lot of their personalities come from this: David can charm the girl and know that through to the conclusion of this encounter he’s not going to disappoint. Marc couldn’t.’
ouch
everytime i look at youtube video clips from labyrinth, 40% of the comments are middle aged woman talking about how much bowie turned them on as a kid
It was a chud psyop to turn 80s tweenage girls heterosexual.
>you're david bowie
>underage girls all want your dick
>it's the 70s so nobody cares
would you be able to control yourself?
It's not that big. Looks like a normal flaccid dick in spandex.