Why did no one tell me about this kino? Easily one of the best films of last year

Why did no one tell me about this kino? Easily one of the best films of last year

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the year

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it sucked dick and you're a homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't watched it, I can tell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would I know the entire movie was shot on a green screen in some guy's garage if I hadn't watched it? Frick you for unironically tolerating this shit in an "adventure" movie, it was a theater performance but with CGI but without any of the wit or inventiveness necessary to put on an entertaining theater performance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quit talking to yourself and come out of the closet already.

      https://i.imgur.com/cU6fmJv.jpg

      Why did no one tell me about this kino? Easily one of the best films of last year

      yeah it was great. bought the dvd.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In a year where almost everything sucked
    >A mediocre outting is considered kino

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't recommend it to you because it's just a straight adventure movie and I was hoping a movie about dungeons and dragons would be about kids playing Dungeons and Dragons in a basement, like with the kids narrating the story as we see the actual characters experience it, and each kid actor correlating to an adult actor in the dungeons and dragons story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual brainlet take
      Do you also like your twists to be "he was in a coma and all the characters were hospital staff"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual brainlet take
        >Do you also like your twists to be "he was in a coma and all the characters were hospital staff"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooooo, it's not meta enough. where are the 4th wall breaks!??!?!11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South Park already did it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah should have taken what they did with the Jumanji reboot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie, but yeah, that would've made it even better and set it apart from other fantasy stuff and give a better excuse to have comedy. I also like stories withing stories like The Princess Bride or that one episode of Dexter's Lab where they're playing the D&D like game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a good movie
        >blackwashed fantasy
        >effeminate men
        >ugly women
        lol

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ten years from now, no one will remember or talk about Oppenheimer, Poor Things or Barbie. But people will still talk about Dungeons and Dragons, Godzilla and The Meg 2. Those three are the best bets to become cult classics from 2023 and stand the test of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Meg 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is too reliant on already janky CGI to age well enough for that to happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oppenheimer is already a part of the rainy day kino quadrilogy with no country, lebowski and there will be blood.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Doric.

    It would be better though if she lost her clothes when transforming. Then she'd be all naked and embarrassed when she transforms back.
    She'd have to try and get back to where her clothes are, but maybe someone found them and took them? Or maybe she can't get back because they all had to run.
    Would be pure coomer kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the annual salary for the based department?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based coomer

        Based enjoyer of the female form, sex is based, cooming is most based

        the based table during lunch in high school

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based coomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based enjoyer of the female form, sex is based, cooming is most based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She just needs the boots of very fast blinking.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it also. I skipped it initially because the trailer looked really generic and cringe. Watched it when BG3 came out and I was on a D&D kick. Its a solid fantasy movie and was genuinely funny.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was shilled so much on this board that it developed its own dedicated schizo who copy/pastes replies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably got put into a psych ward

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies keep seething about their box office bomb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's seething?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the group of people that spam this every day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the posters that got upset over a movie they'll never even watch?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, i mean the trannies who are so upset that it failed that they post every day for months.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the thing starring kurt russell failed and I enjoy it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haven't seen anyone upset about it bombing, just people saying that they like it. Can you point to an example in this thread?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can you do a task for the goalposts i shifted?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the dungeons and dragons movie from y2k

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one claiming that people are upset about it bombing. Back up your claim. Haven't seen anyone whine about that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >back up your claim
                Go back

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. redditor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just take the loss and move on instead of spouting out NPC buzzwords

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will never get a sequel just like you will never be a woman.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care if it gets a sequel or not. And stop projecting your sick fetish onto me, gay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, but we all know you're not THE schizo.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks dick. I hate Paramount shills and I hate homosexual main characters with ugly fricking daughters.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had the same problem as Raised by Wolves. People have, through subconscious pattern recognition, come to expect a low quality movie when they see a bunch of forced diversity with subversive characters like a female berserker and nignog paladins and wizards. When one of these movies actually turns out good, nobody pays attention because it’s like the boy who cried wolf.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did no one tell me about this kino? Easily one of the best films of last year
    Its good fun

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie would've done so much better if it came out right after BG3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How pozzed gay porn disguised as a game would have helped that pozzed movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s really easy to avoid anything gay. My party is the 3 girls who were each immediately stripped upon joining my party. I didn’t talk to the guys, and you can just straight up kill them.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked ass anon

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking wienersucker everyone was trying to tell you! Literally nobody how saw this didn't like this movie. Everyone was fricking surprised and loved it but you buttholes couldn't be bothered to go to the theatres to support it so now we get no more Dungeons & Dragons and are left with Mr. Shit!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >emasculated noises

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here I though thieves were more badass and cunning, not some GAY bard.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JARNATHAN

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek that a side character is in front of someone from the main group.
    also that dude looks like Grant from trash taste

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be fine if it wasn't for ESG.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved it. In my top 3 kino of 2023.
    Also i followed Kojimbo-sama and bought a 4K Bluray because cute Sophia is in it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a fine fun adventure flick, but we were boycotting it when it released because WoTC decided to attempt to personally nuke the entire tabletop roleplaying industry

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Doric

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unbearably pozzed and greenscreened.
    >good
    Cope, moron. It's a shit movie and nobody watched it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    way too many blacks for it to be good, seriously every single scene has numerous nogs

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the nig wizard filters me
    just too distracting
    also I heard chris pines character was deliberately emasculated
    never gonna watch it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the nig wizard filters me
      That nerd ruins every movie hes in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't know
        I have zero tolerance for their kind now
        mostly don't watch anything with them anymore
        with the exceptions of their character being correctly sidelined while a proper lead does kino
        like pic related & Sicario comes to mind

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sectant who believs in blorgs from stellaris
          >proper lead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            his cult is still better than the current popular cult in the west

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all shows are shot in the same 3 castles

    Also obese dragon and birdman jokes were fun

    Le loser Black wasn't fun

    Druid chick was cute but she had too much spell slots

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which D&D movie is better though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old one about army of dragons is so bad it's good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 2023 flick is the only one worth watching.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2023 looksmatch

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how things go on Cinemaphile:

    >Film comes out
    >The 5 or 6 people on Cinemaphile who actually go to the cinema say it's good
    >Everyone calls them shills and ignores them
    >Months pass
    >When it comes out on pirate sites/streaming, more people watch it and complain that nobody told them it's good

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