Exactly, they don't care about the feminist undertones, all they see is a movie about a pretty girl who likes pink. Girls secretly want a return to hyper-feminity even though they won't admit it.
>everybody was calling goose ugly though
And we know when you call a black woman ugly you won't end up jerking off to her after movie right?
They simply can't say they find a man hot or their status as alpha girls gets compromised
Women don't really like superheroes. The few superheroes they do like are either played by hot guys or are super popular already so they get to use them for clout.
Women do like Barbie though.
I blame Gaiman to gaslight people into thinking women actually like superheroes
This pretty much sums it all up, although the super heros for boys is half right.
Barbie is well known to be a girls toy for girls for empowering girls, etc. So the movie isn't some gotcha moment or surprise. On top of that, the man still is still a badass and takes over barbieland without even trying.
>Because Barbie is a woman that acts like a woman >Women want to be women
The absolute state of this post, did you memory hole all the fattie and troony Barbies?
The message they/Mattel wanted to put across is that literally anybody can be Barbie even if you are a disgusting troon who poorly pretends to be a woman.
Libfems like the idea of black women and fatties and even some trannies to be feminine, so it's their wish fullfilled so they will spend money to see it
One is feminine in every sense: aesthetic, nostalgia, main actress and her bf were both aligned to their genders.
The Marvels looks like three random chicks cosplaying incongruously
Marvels >Blandest villain possible. >Cringe Internet-y comedy. >Takes itself too seriously despite cringe comedy. >90 minutes and no real character development. >Brie Larson is abrasive. >Other two leads aren't charismatic enough to lead. >Mixed marketing/bad trailers. >General perception of the MCU. >Three Disney+ shows leading into this (Wandavision, Ms Marvel & Secret Invasion) meaning heavy buy-in/investment. >Strike issues. >Desperate attempt to leak after credits cameo to build hype.
vs.
Barbie >Fun trailers. >Two popular actors with chemistry. >Good word of mouth. >Viral marketing with Barbenheimer combo. >Decent comedy. >Political stuff but it didn't take it all deathly seriously. >Good musical artist selection.
>Political stuff but it didn't take it all deathly seriously.
This seems like a cop out way to deflect any criticism about said politics, especially when the director herself seemed to take the movie's politics seriously though.
Women don't like to see themselves portrayed as men, dressed as men and acting like men, they like to be feminine and sexy, in this movie there are 6 female characters and all of them have costumes that hide their entire body, 6 women wearing costumes without cleavage or showing their arms and legs in 2023!
>Barbie: Two white leads >Over a billion dollars >Captain Marvel: White lead >Over a billion dollars >The Marvels: White lead reduced to ensemble with fat muslim girl and ugly black woman >Made the least money of any MCU movie ever
It's not complicated, and lefties hate this reality and have no response to it.
I see you BrieLarsongay. No, the Captain Marvel sequel would have flopped even if your precious "I don't care about what white dudes think" went in alone.
She was talking about how a Wrinkle in Time should be reviewed by its target audience. If you disagree it means you're a white man who willingly wants to see a Wrinkle in Time.
No, but she wasn't wrong in that instance. Although I don't know why she would care about the field of film criticism in general given that they're all pozzed.
It's because The Marvels *isn't* a woke movie. People, especially women, like watching stories with pro-feminist social commentary. They regularly come out in droves for movies that do that.
But nobody cares for the confused mess that is The Marvels, and it doesn't even HAVE any woke themes. People only come to watch it because they saw the ads.
Women don't really like superheroes. The few superheroes they do like are either played by hot guys or are super popular already so they get to use them for clout.
Women like superheroes like Batman and Iron Man because they wear nice suits, look handsome, and throw cool parties. When women see Iron Man they don't think 'I want to wear that suit and shoot aliens' like what they did with Pepper Potts. They think 'maybe he would invite me to a cool party and buy me a $10k dress and I'd take photos with him for all the magazines and Instagram!'
This is also why Superman isn't that well liked by women. Selfless boy scout ideology and working at a newspaper doesn't bring in much cash.
Marvel fatigue is a real thing. They have like what now, thirty something marvel movies, and God knows how many TV shows. And I'm not calling Barbie original, but it's the first time they made a proper Hollywood version of it, so women still flocked to it. Chances are the inevitable sequel won't do anywhere near as good, simply because the novelty of it won't be there anymore.
It's like the only thing they care about is, being single and lonely being super independat woman who don't need a man movie. Tiring. One a b***h and dumb with no superpowers, the other is a woman with superpowers that still acts like a b***h with other b***hes. I mean, Kamala Khan is properly a better character in my opinion that to deal with these b***hes.
One film was a genuinely great film where it was less preachy, and more focused on it telling good commentary, for both men and women. It was a film that was actually funny. It was a movie that was entertaining.
idk if you're talking about Billy Batson or Mar-Vell but nobody cares anyway. The former always been and will always be a joke, while the latter fricking died, of cancer nonetheless, so much for cosmic powerhouse
Barbie was heavily marketed as a women vs men film. Going to see the film was a "feminist statement" and a frick you to men, and there was a whole marketing campaign about dumping your boyfriend if he didn't watch it. Marvels was aimed at women but wasn't marketed as men v women
>Barbie was heavily marketed as a women vs men film. Going to see the film was a "feminist statement" and a frick you to men, and there was a whole marketing campaign about dumping your boyfriend if he didn't watch it.
Failed when Barbie and Ken became couple goals. >Marvels was aimed at women but wasn't marketed as men v women
It's marketed as men vs women in the most dangerous way, by having the only men as a simp that would kill himself rather than let a woman work
Margot fogs Brie to an absurd extent, as do the supporting female cast of Barbie the supporting female cast of Marvel's The Marvels. Women care even more about seeing beautiful females in movies than men do.
The name value of Margot and Goose also shits on Brie and some mid brown women.
BoP was Margot's baby. She selected the screenwriter, hired the director, produced the movie and her husband's studio produced the movie. She had near total creative control
[...]
Did we all forget how Margot Robbie did the absolute wokeshit of Birds of Prey?
BoP was Margot's baby. She selected the screenwriter, hired the director, produced the movie and her husband's studio produced the movie. She had near total creative control
Look up her production company LuckyChap Entertainment, they've produced nothing but wokeshit since their inception
"wokeshit" is just shabbos goy boomer terminology for ZOG israelite propaganda ("ZOGshit", I suppose)
by using "woke" instead of "israeli" you expose yourself as a golem
6 months ago
Anonymous
israelites weren't involved in barbie just moronic anglo feminists
6 months ago
Anonymous
I can't IMAGINE the sheer level of boomer-delusion you'd have to be in to actually type that out
6 months ago
Anonymous
>no my race isn't full of subverted cucks and prostitutes everything is LE israeliteS
delusional
6 months ago
Anonymous
What? Mattel isn't a israeli company now?
6 months ago
Anonymous
t. wokeshit trying to pretend he/she/it isn't woke
6 months ago
Anonymous
>hating israelites >woke
let me guess, "back then it didn't count because they didn't make a big deal out of it!!!!!", right?
6 months ago
Anonymous
if you weren't woke you wouldn't be crying at the mention of wokeness, homosexual
6 months ago
Anonymous
Well technically..
>no my race isn't full of subverted cucks and prostitutes everything is LE israeliteS
delusional
>all responses are using various different israeli rhetorical arguments
lmfao
6 months ago
Anonymous
you're woke AND israeli
6 months ago
Anonymous
>no YOU'RE the israelite
wow another post with israeli rhetoric
crazy that all this happened cause I called conflated "woke" with "israeli"
6 months ago
Anonymous
you hate the term woke because you're woke yourself
we can see through it
6 months ago
Anonymous
and you hate the term "israeli" because you're... not israeli?
sure israelite
keep tricking these boomers into calling it "woke" tho, it doesn't work on anyone else
6 months ago
Anonymous
it IS woke you disingenuous homosexual, you being a troony that hates israelites doesn't make you based, you israelite
6 months ago
Anonymous
Except I already told you that "woke" is just the shabbos goy term for "israeli"
why are you so invested in using golem terminology?
simply call it "israelite shit" like it is >this barbie movie sure is full of ZOG propaganda
is that so hard to say?
6 months ago
Anonymous
you're sus
6 months ago
Anonymous
you hate the term woke because you're woke yourself
we can see through it
Just have sex guys
6 months ago
Anonymous
They would suddenly realize they wasted their prime years in online screeching so that's not a good idea
>Margot fogs Brie to an absurd extent
Eh, they're both kind of fridge-like, but Brie is more stacked overall. I also don't know if Margot has an Oscar but I don't think so.
The foot is the greatest overall indicator of female beauty and overall feminity. A woman who takes care of her feet knows her place in the world. She isn't supposed to be laboring which would make her feet rough or working an office job that would make her grow bunions. They're supposed to be lovers and caretakers, which is what a nice pair of well maintained soft feet indicates.
>The foot is the greatest overall indicator of female beauty and overall feminity
Not even going to bother reading the rest. Excellent b8 but seek help if you're being genuine.
>She isn't supposed to be laboring
Weak people = weak society
6 months ago
Anonymous
my point stands. I guaranteee that russian lady has awful feet.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>a body part of hers that isn't for fricking is in bad shape
Wow, that really undermines all the useful labor she achieved.
May as well keep all women in glass containers.
6 months ago
Anonymous
if you're hitting it right those things are going to be in your face, bro.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Why not behind your shoulders? In any case, I don't see sexual energy in the foot like you do.
I can sort of see the appeal of pits but even that is dubious. And the only woman who I've talked to about the foot fetish said she was weirded out by her ex-boyfriend having one, so not even every woman likes it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'm shy about it and I'm picky so most girls never know about it. I've actually had to pretend I have a thing for long socks before just because I found the girls feet to be unsatisfactory.
But from my experience if a girl is in to you, they're not going to care about foot stuff, and I've had a few who were actively in to it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>carrying something on your shoulder is easier than carrying it held above your head
holy shit
The Marvels leads: >Lesbian White Woman >Muslim teenager >Black Woman >Korean femboy >Sam L "Black Girl Magic" Jackson
It's like twitter put this movie together
Its obvious isnt it. One was a character popular with girls/women, in a film made specifically for women. The other was a character unknown to women in a boys film that women arent interested in.
I find it funny that liberal society has gone so far with female liberation and feminism that they've circled back to the patriarchy. The need to dress up women like men, inserting them into male dominated activities shows you that they place more value in masculinity and their disdain for femininity.
A strong woman is no longer a representation of feminine virtues like empathy, patience, intuition and nurturing, but just violent hypercompetitive stoics.
>the one is made about the doll all girls know and/or played with, and aimed at them >the other is made about capeshit comics for men(children) full of sexy characters, but without said sexy characters, and aimed at women
It's no brainer which movie would make a billion, and which would flop.
The haters are pathetic. Completely fricking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so moronic and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fricking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just frick off you fricking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fricking great. if anyone fricked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. frick this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
I've been noticing a lot more posts like this in the last year or so. Did someone hire a team of shills? Is it some moronic discord group that thinks they'll change our minds by being insufferably cringe?
we're in the post-satire age. you can't pretend to be stupid for lulz anymore since the moron that you're pretending to be is occupying the same space and is indistinguishable. welcome to the internet in 2023.
because only Black folk and pajeets really care about """""representation""""", everyone else just says it on social media for cookie points, and actually wants to be entertained not pandered to.
I didn't really like Barbie but ultimately it was pretty tongue and cheek with its feminism. The cast was really good and I can appreciate that it was a well made movie on a technical level.
I've not seen The Marvels, but it looks like complete slop. The only actress who is endearing is the pajeeta. The effects are so awful they should be embarrassed. It looks more like a live action power rangers movie than anything else.
Barbie was advertised as a fun musical with cute outfits about a woman finding herself
(I didn’t see it so I don’t know if it was a fun musical)
Women don’t hate “attractive women” since even fat women think they are hot shit.
What do women dress up like for Halloween or for cosplay ? loose harley Quinn or skimpy outfit Poison Ivy
Probably because Barbie as a brand has always been part of most women's lives while Captain Marvel is male content trying to appeal to women. There is no connection. Barbie could have been the biggest piece of trash ever made and women would still go pay to watch it.
You're a moron if you b***h about Barbie because of feminism. As a man you should not go in to a Barbie moving expecting anything less. The problem is that they force that shit into the movies that are supposed to appeal to men too.
There's something about the tone of Barbie too. It feels like it was written by a woman who was just getting in some good spirited jokes while ultimately loving dick. The Captain Marvel movies feel like they were written by brainrotted venomous dykes.
>You're a moron if you b***h about Barbie because of feminism.
Any sane man should b***h about feminism. The idea that "patriarchy" is even a serious theory is ridiculous.
Because it’s Barbie, every girl knows Barbie, every girl played with Barbie growing up, the movie looked like a Barbie movie should so naturally girls wanted to see it. Just like how every boy knows and played with Pokémon and star
Wars growing up, imagine how successful Star Wars and Pokémon live action movies if they starred white males and thus everyone wanted to see them.
Because women don't go watch capeshit. Even if you throw female superheroes in, this movie just absolute proves it. They didn't fricking show up for it!
If you strip away the woke veneer, Barbie is a decent movie. Cut out that nonsensical angry rant by Gloria at the end and rework the Ken storyline, and you have a solid movie.
The Marvels has nothing going for it. Not the script, not the actors, not the special effects, and not even the political angle. It can't be fixed.
barbie is one of the biggest franchises in the world
it could have been 20 minutes of a pink wall and still made billions
meanwhile no one cares about captian vegana
One had sexy women on the beach, in bikinis, mini skirts, always feminine, and another was a movie in which the women seemed to live in a Muslim universe
The same reason Aquaman drew more female viewers than Captain Marvel. Both men and women want to see women behave like women and men behave like men. (Also, the two leads of Barbie were white.)
Woke movie with a hot guy vs Woke movie with no hot guys and ugly woman
woman don't care about capeshit
and women showed up for barbie mostly just to post outfits on their social media accounts
>with a hot guy
everybody was calling goose ugly though
Exactly, they don't care about the feminist undertones, all they see is a movie about a pretty girl who likes pink. Girls secretly want a return to hyper-feminity even though they won't admit it.
They hid the wokeshit during marketing, and it was a novel idea too whereas everybody knew the newest Brie Larson capeshit was gonna be trash
>everybody was calling goose ugly though
And we know when you call a black woman ugly you won't end up jerking off to her after movie right?
They simply can't say they find a man hot or their status as alpha girls gets compromised
Josh Hartnett was pretty hot
Because every girl knows who Barbie actually is. What the frick stupid question is this?
Barbie is for girls and superheroes are for boys. Pretty basic concept.
I blame Gaiman to gaslight people into thinking women actually like superheroes
Gaiman should be shot.
This pretty much sums it all up, although the super heros for boys is half right.
Barbie is well known to be a girls toy for girls for empowering girls, etc. So the movie isn't some gotcha moment or surprise. On top of that, the man still is still a badass and takes over barbieland without even trying.
>girls toy for girls for empowering girls
lol. lmao
Because Barbie is a woman that acts like a woman. The other is a woman acting like a man. Women want to be women, simple as
>Because Barbie is a woman that acts like a woman
>Women want to be women
The absolute state of this post, did you memory hole all the fattie and troony Barbies?
The message they/Mattel wanted to put across is that literally anybody can be Barbie even if you are a disgusting troon who poorly pretends to be a woman.
But the nude body properly hasn't got a dick lmao.
Libfems like the idea of black women and fatties and even some trannies to be feminine, so it's their wish fullfilled so they will spend money to see it
One is feminine in every sense: aesthetic, nostalgia, main actress and her bf were both aligned to their genders.
The Marvels looks like three random chicks cosplaying incongruously
Marvels
>Blandest villain possible.
>Cringe Internet-y comedy.
>Takes itself too seriously despite cringe comedy.
>90 minutes and no real character development.
>Brie Larson is abrasive.
>Other two leads aren't charismatic enough to lead.
>Mixed marketing/bad trailers.
>General perception of the MCU.
>Three Disney+ shows leading into this (Wandavision, Ms Marvel & Secret Invasion) meaning heavy buy-in/investment.
>Strike issues.
>Desperate attempt to leak after credits cameo to build hype.
vs.
Barbie
>Fun trailers.
>Two popular actors with chemistry.
>Good word of mouth.
>Viral marketing with Barbenheimer combo.
>Decent comedy.
>Political stuff but it didn't take it all deathly seriously.
>Good musical artist selection.
>Viral marketing
Only true thing on that list.
>Only true thing on that list.
So you don't think Brie Larson is abrasive?
Frick no
>Political stuff but it didn't take it all deathly seriously.
This seems like a cop out way to deflect any criticism about said politics, especially when the director herself seemed to take the movie's politics seriously though.
Directors often overestimate themselves, and the message they thought was absolutely serious, viewed as a over-the-top satire by audience.
Women don't like to see themselves portrayed as men, dressed as men and acting like men, they like to be feminine and sexy, in this movie there are 6 female characters and all of them have costumes that hide their entire body, 6 women wearing costumes without cleavage or showing their arms and legs in 2023!
This
The utter evil fricking passive aggresiveness of that statement. God, these people need to be hanged..
but why does every male superheroe has a shirtless scene?
One of the few ways they can lure in female viewers and maximize profits
>Barbie: Two white leads
>Over a billion dollars
>Captain Marvel: White lead
>Over a billion dollars
>The Marvels: White lead reduced to ensemble with fat muslim girl and ugly black woman
>Made the least money of any MCU movie ever
It's not complicated, and lefties hate this reality and have no response to it.
I see you BrieLarsongay. No, the Captain Marvel sequel would have flopped even if your precious "I don't care about what white dudes think" went in alone.
Not him but if you watched a Wrinkle in Time and enjoyed it your white male pass is revoked.
The frick are you talking about?
She was talking about how a Wrinkle in Time should be reviewed by its target audience. If you disagree it means you're a white man who willingly wants to see a Wrinkle in Time.
>Brie Larson is the holder of absolute truth
No, but she wasn't wrong in that instance. Although I don't know why she would care about the field of film criticism in general given that they're all pozzed.
One was made by people, the other was made by AI
one has ryan gosling
It's because The Marvels *isn't* a woke movie. People, especially women, like watching stories with pro-feminist social commentary. They regularly come out in droves for movies that do that.
But nobody cares for the confused mess that is The Marvels, and it doesn't even HAVE any woke themes. People only come to watch it because they saw the ads.
Women don't watch comic book movies.
Women don't really like superheroes. The few superheroes they do like are either played by hot guys or are super popular already so they get to use them for clout.
Women do like Barbie though.
Women like superheroes like Batman and Iron Man because they wear nice suits, look handsome, and throw cool parties. When women see Iron Man they don't think 'I want to wear that suit and shoot aliens' like what they did with Pepper Potts. They think 'maybe he would invite me to a cool party and buy me a $10k dress and I'd take photos with him for all the magazines and Instagram!'
This is also why Superman isn't that well liked by women. Selfless boy scout ideology and working at a newspaper doesn't bring in much cash.
Barbie is Women fanbase
Comic books are Men fanbase
Marvel fatigue is a real thing. They have like what now, thirty something marvel movies, and God knows how many TV shows. And I'm not calling Barbie original, but it's the first time they made a proper Hollywood version of it, so women still flocked to it. Chances are the inevitable sequel won't do anywhere near as good, simply because the novelty of it won't be there anymore.
The Marvels isn't even woke you moron. It's just a terrible movie.
and woke
>The Marvels isn't even woke
Since there is no white man in the movie kek all women or Blacks
It's like the only thing they care about is, being single and lonely being super independat woman who don't need a man movie. Tiring. One a b***h and dumb with no superpowers, the other is a woman with superpowers that still acts like a b***h with other b***hes. I mean, Kamala Khan is properly a better character in my opinion that to deal with these b***hes.
>movie about the most popular girl toy in history
>world they want to live in
>sexy lead actors
>10/10 marketing
vs
>super heroes
>in space
>no sexy guys to look at
>ugly actresses
>>sexy lead actors
Twitter is so cringe
I wish I had a bath like that
>marvels
>for women
One film was a genuinely great film where it was less preachy, and more focused on it telling good commentary, for both men and women. It was a film that was actually funny. It was a movie that was entertaining.
The other film was Barbie.
Was there any men in The Marvels?
Captain Marvel was originally a male.
idk if you're talking about Billy Batson or Mar-Vell but nobody cares anyway. The former always been and will always be a joke, while the latter fricking died, of cancer nonetheless, so much for cosmic powerhouse
>One film was a genuinely great film where it was less preachy, and more focused on it telling good commentary,
What sort of gaslighting is this
Racism against black woman director
Barbie was heavily marketed as a women vs men film. Going to see the film was a "feminist statement" and a frick you to men, and there was a whole marketing campaign about dumping your boyfriend if he didn't watch it. Marvels was aimed at women but wasn't marketed as men v women
>Barbie was heavily marketed as a women vs men film. Going to see the film was a "feminist statement" and a frick you to men, and there was a whole marketing campaign about dumping your boyfriend if he didn't watch it.
Failed when Barbie and Ken became couple goals.
>Marvels was aimed at women but wasn't marketed as men v women
It's marketed as men vs women in the most dangerous way, by having the only men as a simp that would kill himself rather than let a woman work
>Barbie and Ken became couple goals.
they aren't a couple, though. not for a single moment in the movie.
Damn what's going on with disney writing lately? Even the disneyshill cope sounds fricking moronic
Loki was decent.
No, you’re just a massive onions moron
U kidding the marketing made deliberate attempts to hide the feminist parts completely
all the shit stirrers were on strike coz of the hollywood israelites trying to israelite them
Margot fogs Brie to an absurd extent, as do the supporting female cast of Barbie the supporting female cast of Marvel's The Marvels. Women care even more about seeing beautiful females in movies than men do.
The name value of Margot and Goose also shits on Brie and some mid brown women.
Did we all forget how Margot Robbie did the absolute wokeshit of Birds of Prey?
>actress do movie for money
what a horrible person
BoP was Margot's baby. She selected the screenwriter, hired the director, produced the movie and her husband's studio produced the movie. She had near total creative control
Being "woke" was at the bottom of the list of that movie's problems.
>wokeshit
boomer terminology
kys zoomtard
Look up her production company LuckyChap Entertainment, they've produced nothing but wokeshit since their inception
kys israelitelover
?
"wokeshit" is just shabbos goy boomer terminology for ZOG israelite propaganda ("ZOGshit", I suppose)
by using "woke" instead of "israeli" you expose yourself as a golem
israelites weren't involved in barbie just moronic anglo feminists
I can't IMAGINE the sheer level of boomer-delusion you'd have to be in to actually type that out
>no my race isn't full of subverted cucks and prostitutes everything is LE israeliteS
delusional
What? Mattel isn't a israeli company now?
t. wokeshit trying to pretend he/she/it isn't woke
>hating israelites
>woke
let me guess, "back then it didn't count because they didn't make a big deal out of it!!!!!", right?
if you weren't woke you wouldn't be crying at the mention of wokeness, homosexual
>all responses are using various different israeli rhetorical arguments
lmfao
you're woke AND israeli
>no YOU'RE the israelite
wow another post with israeli rhetoric
crazy that all this happened cause I called conflated "woke" with "israeli"
you hate the term woke because you're woke yourself
we can see through it
and you hate the term "israeli" because you're... not israeli?
sure israelite
keep tricking these boomers into calling it "woke" tho, it doesn't work on anyone else
it IS woke you disingenuous homosexual, you being a troony that hates israelites doesn't make you based, you israelite
Except I already told you that "woke" is just the shabbos goy term for "israeli"
why are you so invested in using golem terminology?
simply call it "israelite shit" like it is
>this barbie movie sure is full of ZOG propaganda
is that so hard to say?
you're sus
Just have sex guys
They would suddenly realize they wasted their prime years in online screeching so that's not a good idea
Well technically..
>Margot fogs Brie to an absurd extent
Eh, they're both kind of fridge-like, but Brie is more stacked overall. I also don't know if Margot has an Oscar but I don't think so.
Now compare their feet and see who the true winner is.
Feet are meant to walk on the dirty floor with.
The foot is the greatest overall indicator of female beauty and overall feminity. A woman who takes care of her feet knows her place in the world. She isn't supposed to be laboring which would make her feet rough or working an office job that would make her grow bunions. They're supposed to be lovers and caretakers, which is what a nice pair of well maintained soft feet indicates.
>The foot is the greatest overall indicator of female beauty and overall feminity
Not even going to bother reading the rest. Excellent b8 but seek help if you're being genuine.
>She isn't supposed to be laboring
Weak people = weak society
my point stands. I guaranteee that russian lady has awful feet.
>a body part of hers that isn't for fricking is in bad shape
Wow, that really undermines all the useful labor she achieved.
May as well keep all women in glass containers.
if you're hitting it right those things are going to be in your face, bro.
Why not behind your shoulders? In any case, I don't see sexual energy in the foot like you do.
I can sort of see the appeal of pits but even that is dubious. And the only woman who I've talked to about the foot fetish said she was weirded out by her ex-boyfriend having one, so not even every woman likes it.
I'm shy about it and I'm picky so most girls never know about it. I've actually had to pretend I have a thing for long socks before just because I found the girls feet to be unsatisfactory.
But from my experience if a girl is in to you, they're not going to care about foot stuff, and I've had a few who were actively in to it.
>carrying something on your shoulder is easier than carrying it held above your head
holy shit
So ballet is a masculine sport?
Margot has an happy smile and a slender feminine body.
Brie Larson looks like a man
>Uhhh but Brie is a sexy muscular man
My point still stands homo
So we went from "brie is too skinny" to "brie is too muscular". I wonder what cope you'll come up with next for this fridge.
Margot is more natural than those blood plastic slop balloons.
Yes, even counting Margot surgeries
>breasts are slop balloons but feet are attractive
I'm glad I was never a footgay
just look at this photo and you'll see why people went to see Barbie and not the other
fridge
The Marvels leads:
>Lesbian White Woman
>Muslim teenager
>Black Woman
>Korean femboy
>Sam L "Black Girl Magic" Jackson
It's like twitter put this movie together
Woman
with a baggy suit we can't see her fat ass lol, these people really hate beaty women and Brie Larson looked like a skeleton next to her
I didn't mind Jude Law in the first one, as it turns he was the hero. 🙂 Damn you, Captain Marvel being the villian all this time.
Brie Larson is not likable at all. Even Thor had to choke back puke when he said "I like this one"
Barbie is actually a real, competent movie while The Marvels is a studio executive controlled mess. Easy.
define woke
The Marvels existence is woke
Political correctness. And also the idea that entertainment in the past is problematic or has to be rectified and fixed for today's audiences.
Margot smiles. Brie doesn't.
>these two things are in no way alike
>but they fall under same arbitrary category, why this thing not perform like that thing?
You cant picture the apple, can you? Its all black up there, isnt it?
Because Barbie was clearly produced with relatively few corporate constraints and has a talented director.
>talented director
debatable
Its obvious isnt it. One was a character popular with girls/women, in a film made specifically for women. The other was a character unknown to women in a boys film that women arent interested in.
Because Barbie is good and the Marlels is not. Next question
I find it funny that liberal society has gone so far with female liberation and feminism that they've circled back to the patriarchy. The need to dress up women like men, inserting them into male dominated activities shows you that they place more value in masculinity and their disdain for femininity.
A strong woman is no longer a representation of feminine virtues like empathy, patience, intuition and nurturing, but just violent hypercompetitive stoics.
Margot is likable and charming. Brie is an unlikable fake twat with a shit personality, no charm, and no star power.
>the one is made about the doll all girls know and/or played with, and aimed at them
>the other is made about capeshit comics for men(children) full of sexy characters, but without said sexy characters, and aimed at women
It's no brainer which movie would make a billion, and which would flop.
The haters are pathetic. Completely fricking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so moronic and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fricking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just frick off you fricking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fricking great. if anyone fricked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. frick this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
hi brie
post breasts
I've been noticing a lot more posts like this in the last year or so. Did someone hire a team of shills? Is it some moronic discord group that thinks they'll change our minds by being insufferably cringe?
it's obvious pasta you mong
we're in the post-satire age. you can't pretend to be stupid for lulz anymore since the moron that you're pretending to be is occupying the same space and is indistinguishable. welcome to the internet in 2023.
Brie is unlikable and will never fix her shit image.
She's plenty likeable, that NPCs don't like her is only a good thing as it serves as filter.
No she isn't. Every word that comes out of her mouth is fake.
What a dumb argument. This means whatever "unlikeable" thing she says is also fake.
When she tries to act all nice and relatable is when she is being fake.
larson is the npc. she was a child actress; she doesn't have an identity.
because only Black folk and pajeets really care about """""representation""""", everyone else just says it on social media for cookie points, and actually wants to be entertained not pandered to.
Pajeets are over a billion. They should be enough to turn The Marvels into a huge hit. It's a second generation American thing
I didn't really like Barbie but ultimately it was pretty tongue and cheek with its feminism. The cast was really good and I can appreciate that it was a well made movie on a technical level.
I've not seen The Marvels, but it looks like complete slop. The only actress who is endearing is the pajeeta. The effects are so awful they should be embarrassed. It looks more like a live action power rangers movie than anything else.
Barbie was advertised as a fun musical with cute outfits about a woman finding herself
(I didn’t see it so I don’t know if it was a fun musical)
Women don’t hate “attractive women” since even fat women think they are hot shit.
What do women dress up like for Halloween or for cosplay ? loose harley Quinn or skimpy outfit Poison Ivy
Marvels doesn't have a Ken.
Maybe, just maybe one was good and one was bad.
Maybe, but one would have to see both to know.
The first movie is fun and earnest(even if some of the messaging is moronic) the second one is not and is purely to try and market to women.
The Marvels isn't a "woke movie", it's barely a film cobbled together after several reshoots.
Probably because Barbie as a brand has always been part of most women's lives while Captain Marvel is male content trying to appeal to women. There is no connection. Barbie could have been the biggest piece of trash ever made and women would still go pay to watch it.
You're a moron if you b***h about Barbie because of feminism. As a man you should not go in to a Barbie moving expecting anything less. The problem is that they force that shit into the movies that are supposed to appeal to men too.
There's something about the tone of Barbie too. It feels like it was written by a woman who was just getting in some good spirited jokes while ultimately loving dick. The Captain Marvel movies feel like they were written by brainrotted venomous dykes.
>You're a moron if you b***h about Barbie because of feminism.
Any sane man should b***h about feminism. The idea that "patriarchy" is even a serious theory is ridiculous.
Because it’s Barbie, every girl knows Barbie, every girl played with Barbie growing up, the movie looked like a Barbie movie should so naturally girls wanted to see it. Just like how every boy knows and played with Pokémon and star
Wars growing up, imagine how successful Star Wars and Pokémon live action movies if they starred white males and thus everyone wanted to see them.
Because women don't go watch capeshit. Even if you throw female superheroes in, this movie just absolute proves it. They didn't fricking show up for it!
>Barbie
>woke movie for women
Someone post the hyperborea edit, I lost it
One has memetic energy. The other is a movie nobody wanted from a genre nobody likes anymore.
>Why did one woke movie for women fail while the other succeeded?
All the women in The Marvels look and dress like men. even dykes hate it
Is surface level girlboss female empowerment slop like The Marvels over? This shit is flopping in TV and movies now.
one is so bad it's good
This. Also one had the Goose. If it was just Margot it wouldn't have been nearly as successful since Birds of Prey bombed.
Barbie hardly broke even Mattel bought 1/2 the tickets
If you strip away the woke veneer, Barbie is a decent movie. Cut out that nonsensical angry rant by Gloria at the end and rework the Ken storyline, and you have a solid movie.
The Marvels has nothing going for it. Not the script, not the actors, not the special effects, and not even the political angle. It can't be fixed.
barbie is one of the biggest franchises in the world
it could have been 20 minutes of a pink wall and still made billions
meanwhile no one cares about captian vegana
One had sexy women on the beach, in bikinis, mini skirts, always feminine, and another was a movie in which the women seemed to live in a Muslim universe
One pandered to normal women with a veneer of femininity the other didn't bother.
Picunrel
One has Ken and he’s enough, he’s great at doing stuff
because little girls played with barbies, not captain marvals
The same reason Aquaman drew more female viewers than Captain Marvel. Both men and women want to see women behave like women and men behave like men. (Also, the two leads of Barbie were white.)
Barbie was woke, it was saved by the romance angle + it being a popular doll. It wouldn't fly in the 50s though.
memetic marketing, unironically