Why did people shit on this movie so much? I thought it was pretty soulful and reminiscent of the old tongue-in-cheek tabletop culture. It's like a love letter to all the wacky random fun that can be gotten in a tabletop game like Dungeons & Dragons. Not to mention that there is none of that teenage girl troony drama shit that is prevalent in most of the current movies. Please give this movie a try and give your honest opinion on it.
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Only capeshit movies are allowed to be meaningless fun now
>dude weak men and troony Black folk lmao the movie
it's sjw trash and no amount of shilling can hide it
t. walked out 20 mins in and went to the next theater over to watch Scream VI instead
It has the same internal logic as Mario, main character is presented as weak and pathetic throughout but ends up saving the day.
The difference is one has been shilled on Cinemaphile the other one shitted on, surely it has nothing to do with their respective box office.
Edgin doesn't end up saving the day, he doesn't have a single moment he isn't shit on. The only plan he came up with that didn't blow up in his face (actually, technically it still did) was lighting the dragon's breath. Putting the axe in the dragon's mouth? Broke the axe. Putting the cape over it's head? Got his ass dragged. Putting a portal into the carriage? Holga's idea. The other thing is he never *does* anything, he's just telling the others how to use *their* talents. His entire purpose is to build up the black and female characters. It's garbage.
Are you guys talking about Chris Pine's character? The leader of the group? The guy everyone in the group looks to for guidance? The guy who brings the entire group to a standstill at will because they wait on his command? You're saying that guy is presented as weak and pathetic?
Yes:
The guy who spends the entire movie being useless.
He doesn't even make all the plans, Holga comes up with several they use. Doric gives an entire speech about his plans being useless. He does nothing the entire movie but be insulted, knit mittens -which are then also mocked- squirm uselessly on the ground, be useless in fights, get insulted, and apologize for being a shit father.
The layers of delusion you have to apply to spew your dumb shit lol.
I guess you must have walked out for a bathroom break during the scene where everyone is panicing because Chris Pine can't come up with a plan. Why don't they just come up with a plan themselves? Why does he have to come up with the plan? Because they're like infant children unable to walk on their own without him telling them where to step. He's the head of the group, what he says goes, you don't get more masculine than that.
Pure gaslighting. I guess you were busy massaging your prostate while Edgin writhed around on the floor while Holga did all the fighting, or when he said "I need you to bring the strength" and she mockingly replied "Well I know YOU can't." I guess you missed when his apology was greeted by his daughter turning into the big bad and laughing in his face about how pathetic he was. I guess you missed when he wasted all the questions with the first corpse they woke up. And on and on and on. All you have is gaslighting cope. The directors specifically stated they emasculated him, what's your cope for that? "UHHHH, THEY WERE JUST LYING WHEN THEY SAID THAT THING THAT KILLED INTEREST IN THE MOVIE."
If you come across a weak-looking old dude who orders his big burly henchman to kick people's shit in, which of those two people should you be afraid of? Which of those two people should you avoid pissing off?
If the big burly henchmen calls the old dude weak, stupid, ugly and useless? Neither. Quit gaslighting, the directors specifically said he's emasculated, you're not going to trick people into thinking weak, emasculated homosexualry is manly. Climb the frick off it.
Actually, let me give you a specific example of your exact scenario. San Dan Glokta and his practicals in the First Law trilogy. Glokta gives the orders, but he's a shriveled cripple in constant agony who shits himself frequently. His practicals don't constantly insult him and call him worthless though.
>the directors specifically said he's emasculated,
No they didn't.
I'm sorry you cannot convince me that this dude is weak when there's an entire scene where the group ceases to function without his leadership
>No they didn't.
Yes they did:
Word for fricking word you lying, delusional bag of shit. Specifically the directors said they INTENTIONALLY emasculated the male characters. It's right fricking there. You can't deny it.
Oh cool nice a clickbait article title I'm sure that's a totally accurate exact quote and not at all taken out of context
It is an exact fricking quote lmfao. This fricking COPE is pathetic and absurd.
You gonna post a link or you gonna keep making up bullshit in photoshop
https://variety.com/2023/film/news/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves-directors-chris-pine-rege-jean-page-hugh-grant-1235539888/
Your autism is next level. It's word for word an exact fricking quote. The layers of cope and delusion you're running on are astounding.
If I just asked "source" you wouldn't reply to me, I need to act like an idiot to get what I want.
Is it a fun adventure movie a la The Mummy or is it Reddit?
It's not much of either really. It's kind of like...buffy? But less serious? Like a pg your highness
it's the princess bride but not as good or original
>Sophia is only in it for about for 5 minutes of screentime and most of it is with that nog
I put up with the nog worship and emasculation for fricking nothing. I watched this in theaters because they were slashing prices that day and thought why the hell not? I still regretted it. Just give me my waifu and spare me the demoralization.
Should have waited for the tomboy fanedit.
sauce??
This movie is great adventure. Black folk and nerds just pissed that white blond man racemixed with black woman.
Her performance in this was so bad. Completely phoned in and had like two facial expressions she would switch between.
DnD turbo nerds that throw a fit even if the tiniest detail isn't EXACTLY as they want it to be.
before the movie came out I saw a few people complaining that Doric (Sophia Lillis) didn't look like much of a Tiefling due to her not having red skin but they were wrong because the player's handbook states that Tiefling skin tones cover the full range of human coloration, but also include various shades of red so they were throwing a fit for nothing .
That was never the complaint. The complaint was that how she ended up looking was more Wood Elf than Tiefling. She was originally going to have purple over much of her skin, but her appearance was changed for the worst just like all the other characters were raceswapped.
I think you are making up invalid criticisms if your head that were never given
What people did complain about is a druid shouldn't be able to become an owlbear, did the movie ever justify this
The DM let Sophia's player homebrew it
Because it was shit. Cute girl tho.
I enjoyed it. Cinemaphile is wrong.
Thing is dweeb, it's not Cinemaphile, it's everybody. Your shit movie bombed and there isn't a fricking you can say to change that. EVERYONE rejected your filth. Hahahaha, EVERYONE.
Did a tiefling gape your father in order for you to post this in every topic?
>Only *I* may post the exact same posts over and over day in day out in every single thread! You can't respond! MY VIEW MUST GO UNOPPOSED! HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT WHY I MIGHT BE WRONG!!!
Grow up.
Did the tiefling gape you? Was the tiefling your father?
You're the autist who spams tieflings pictures in these threads, right?
I spammed you are moms pussy lmao
Everyone hating your shit movie really mindbroke you huh? Lol.
i dunno, it was a good movie
I really liked it.
I hate the whole reddit aesthetic that fantasy has since critical role, this most certainly included. You can just smell the reddit in the air
She will hit the wall in three years and you will promptly forget about her.
I liked it. As a D&D player it had a lot of moments that really felt authentic. Best example was the party deciding to tackle Jarnathan out the window despite seconds later being granted reprieve from their previous crimes, making them now double criminals. Perfectly encapsulates the bullheaded moronation of the average player. The DMPC in the form of the serious Paladin, being able to stop a spell from casting by covering the caster's mouth: all nice details. Even if flawed I think the writers were D&D fans and did their best to make something enjoyable.
If there was anything of worth to complain about, it was Chris Pine's daughter. A young lady should be a pretty gem, not a monkey hybrid. Hell even Chris's wife was fine. It's their daughter who looked like a total joke.
I still haven't seen a lot of 80s Italian barbarian movies why would I watch any modern fantasy you know exactly what you're going to get.
(Pic is Sabrina Siani btw, who is in a lot of these flicks and takes her clothes off often)
/misc/ incels & youtube grifters took control of the narrative using a dumb interview, the two directors made, to try to explain to non-dnd players that in dnd universe women can be fighters too and men can have other than combat roles and this was never considered woke.
Sadly the interview was truly poor written and very dumb, so did no favor to the movie promotion but everyone that truly went to cinema to watch it enjoyed it.
Even some (few) honest youtubers that thought the movie was woke trash then apologized after watching it.
It is thoroughly and unapologetically safewoke.
safewoke is the best you can hope for in current year.
What is safewoke?
woke without being explicit, so there is no way that people can prove it's shit with a single screencap or webm, but when you think about the themes and what the film wants you to think, it's really obvious.
But you can prove it's woke with single screencaps and webms, they're sprinkled all through this thread.
They need to make a sequel movie focused exclusively on Doric. Otherwise their franchise won't recover.
It had brown people in it, and they were living in buildings inspired by European architecture. Don't you see how that's literally white genocide?
I'm not reading all that, lefty.
Sophia Lilis marriage & impregnation also the Paladin was my favourite character
Doric my wife.
I thought it was fun
It was fine ,Forgotten Realms was always gay.
>No druid gf that wildshapes into an owlbear to cuddle with you
I thought the green knight and raised by wolves were pretty good. Didn’t seem very woke
>The Green Knight
Arthurian legend where the main character is played by a poojeet. It's classical British literature, not for street shitters.
>Raised By Wolves
Literal afro-futurism racism. You have to cope and gaslight to ignore all of the blatant themes. Mother and father are a metrosexual black man and a gender non-conforming white woman with no breasts. The man is useless, the woman is all powerful. Religion is bad. That's the theme of the show. Woke as absolute frick and garbage start to finish.
Why? Why would ANYONE come out and make this statement? Films are fricking failing left and right and people are divided by this ESG and SJW shit and and you purposefully fan the fricking flames.
These people live in echo chambers and believe everyone on the planet thinks like them. This is the same phenomenon that leads to trannies chanting refugees welcome even though the refugees are muslims.
>A car in a world where no such technology exists is the same as fantasy creatures existing in the fantasy world made up for them
Whoever made this thought they were really clever, huh?
Literally the entire point.
>blacks existing in a world where no such people exist.
Clearly they do exist in that world, genius.
And clearly the Audi exists in that other picture. But neither should, neither fits or makes sense. They look equally out of place.
Ok then racist.
Sorry to disappoint you but this word does not automatically win arguments here.
>My butt hurts because there were brown people in a fantasy movie and I use moronic "arguments" to show why they don't belong there
Yes, it does.
What's that you say? All you have is chudfaces and strawman text because the movie is shit and you can't defend it?
Lol, your woke movie BOMBED because no one liked all the nogs and moronic diversity lololol. Post the chudface that makes your movie not fail lmfao.
>All you have is chudfaces and strawman text
pot and kettle
At least he had the self awareness to accuse you of posting strawmen and chudfaces in a different message than the one where he directs you to a gigantic strawman with a chudface in the middle of it. You gotta give it to him
But anon, I'm not black. The problem with the pot and kettle is they're black. Everyone hates black things like you. :^)
>I'm not black
that 100% guarantees you're black.
>The nog is trying to use his own skintone as an insult
Lol, I'm not going to dox myself with a pic to prove you wrong. Please continue to insult yourself.
>refuses to post hand
that 200% guarantees you're black, you election tourist newbie.
The movie has 90+ RT scores and 7.3 in imdb. It was well liked by those who watched it. Many good movies have bombed throughout the years. Doesn't mean anything.
Review scores mean nothing lol. See also:
You're right, review scores mean nothing. However, audience scores and imdb ratings show what people thought of it. But I guess that's only relevant when you agree with the scores.
No, audience scores are also worthless because they only reflect the opinion of people who paid to see it, which isn't very many people if the movie bombed like D&D did.
>audience scores are also worthless because they only reflect the opinion of people who paid to see it
Jfc. I'm a stupid frick but thank God I'm not this moronic.
Anon, it's only if you bought it exclusively though this one threatre chain, not if you bought it a ticket period
if you're going to sleight another's intelligence, at least be correct. might not be able to fix stupid, but boy are you ignorant on another level
That's literally the way RottenTomatoes works though, in order to give a user review you have to show a ticket stub proving you paid to see it in theaters. This is why Bros has like a 99% audience rating despite no one seeing it.
This homie can't conceive of people pirating movies
What the frick does that have to do with RT ratings?
>imdb
homie I wouldn't use the place that removes a ton of content on a whim as a solid measure of anything
imagine being so ignorant you think RT "audience" scores aren't weighed despite being able to check yourself. anything to mindguard against reality I guess
>paying for movies
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Found your picture nog:
Tell me you won't read it if you admit it made you cry.
>I use moronic "arguments"
As opposed to strawman greentext and chudface reaction images? Lol, nogs have zero self-awareness.
Oh, you again:
You sho' is ugly.
>moron missed the point and then resorts to pilpul
many such cases
Canon to the movie
The studio made like eight posters for the China release but China only used this poster, why do you think that is?
Holy frick. No way would I waste a tablet of reawakening on Holga then. His wife and daughter are smoking hot in the art.
she would make many fine Teal'c's
>movie has cute girl
>somehow this is a bad thing
Pic unrelated?
I love how internet high standards are still a thing 20 years later.
But you posted a picture of an ugly goblinoid. Does she play some specifies of forest troll? Maybe a gnoll or kobold?
That's a genetic mutant, anon.
She's not cute. No woman in this film aside from Sophia was even presented as cute. Not having an attractive woman in a scene? She may as well be a man. She becomes disregarded and unimportant and is just wasting everyone's time by speaking and having a "conflict". She sucked.
What do you consider cute then? And I better not see some plastic doll looking Asian or generic influencer face.
Not that anon, but the skin of mutts is really gross and unsightly to look at. Wide, round noses are ugly. "ethnic" hair is really ugly. Everything on that girl is ugly.
Sophia Lilis is right there in the OP
boring brown muttoid
low IQ and brown poster
>schizo has awakened
took longer than usual. guess it's time to pack up.
Maybe next time. See you in the next one.
>Swearing to create new threads for a bomb no one watched day in day out months after it's out of theaters.
At least you announced you're a schizo and admitted defeat I guess.
Reminder: The person who spams these threads is an open pedophile.
one of those topics was mine, and ONLY one you disgusting schizo samegay. just kys already.
Lol, you can't defend your shit bomb movie. You're posting about me because you know the movie is trash and someone trashing your trash movie has you seething like a salty little b***h lololol.
i remember some 2000s D&D podcast talking about how fantasy is now just Tolkien and everyone has basically written sequels
does this film have mad shit like ray guns and aliens? or is it in the Forgotten Realms with Elves and Dwarves who may or may not be Scottish?
It's in the Forgotten Realms, predominantly in the Sword Coasts, but it's 5e so everyone's black.
eh, not into edgelord Cinemaphile racism any more i just want my swords and sorcery flicks to be a bit weird. the original Forgotten Realms box set was barebones as possible and 5E seems to go back to that: if Ye Olde Elf-Lande has Not-White-Elves who cares.
make a Spelljammer movie you cowards
>who cares
Everyone cares, that's why the movie fricking BOMBED. You're alone in your love of blackwashing. What you personally don't care about is what doesn't fricking matter.
the Jeremy Irons one had a black character. cast literally whoever. just give me spectacle, a few laughs, if that's all your going for.
It had two, but they weren't doing British accents. Marlon Wayans looked like he came from somewhere far off. The black elf chick didn't make sense, but she was acceptable because this was clearly set up so she would be Wayan's love interest and the actress was hot.
Holy shit, is the schizo who hates this movie always posting here because he likes the Jeremy Irons version better and is now seething at the new movie? LMFAO
This explains so fricking much. It probably is one of the Wayans bros.
Meanwhile, here's you:
>Only one person hates my garbage bomb of a movie no one saw.
Delusional and mindbroken lol.
>Delusional and mindbroken lol.
You have to be to schizo-post every time this topic comes up.
So you admit it, seeing as you're in every thread sperging out someone doesn't like your shit woke bomb lol.
Go make another parody movie, Marlon.
Your movie faaaaaailed. No one watched your wooookebomb. Your ideology is dyiiiing. You're gonna break your keeeeeyboard. Nyah-nyah-nee-nyaaaaaah-nyah.
Keep bumping the topic, thank you.
I'll also be making a topic on this later, which time will you be free to bump that one too?
Implying he has a job and there is ever a time he's unavailable
>newbie tourist pretending he's so moronic he doesn't know what sage does.
newbie here, what's a newbie?
You tell em anon! The white race is not quite lost yet, not as long as hyperborean fighters like you haven't given up.
And if you keep screeching everyone who hates your woke bomb is a schizo racist white supremacist people will start believing buck breaking and yakub are real and you'll be given all of white culture because otherwise, if someone doesn't like blackwashing, that is literally black genocide lol.
Anon, it is real.
>Shit movie couldn't even keep the race of Edgin's daughter straight.
not sure if typical ugly modern color-grading or just using VLC which doesn't support HDR
the schizo is back huh.
I liked it. fun movie. felt like a real (imaginary) game of DnD. if you know what I mean. not like an actual game, but like a real imaginary one.
Kek this guy really was buck broken beyond belief by this movie. Imagine still seething about a fun flick months after the fact
Imagine seething months after the fact that your woke movie BOMBED and still making threads about it flipping the frick out and demanding no one express any negative opinion about it lol.
Kek exact same wording too. It really is the same guy. Keep posting my guy, the white race needs its savior.
Superior D&D cast coming through.
Boomer here. D&D was an activity you did if you wanted to get beaten up. Maybe it was acceptable if you were 12 years old. The whole idea of social shaming is to ensure you grow up and/or don't become a serial killer. It might bedifferent for millennials though.
>The whole idea of social shaming is to ensure you grow up and/or don't become a serial killer.
how's that workin out?
Well looking at how Zoomers turned out I can say it seems like all that shaming that boomers underwent was a good thing.
I didn't see many people have any strong reaction either way. It was mid and loses points for be annoying drenched in distracting diversity.
I don't know who the audience was. It's too generic and childish and big budget to be a really ironic flick, but too insincere to be a "real" film.
Look how they massacred my boys...
Mogged by a Brazilian car commercial.
kino.
remember the episode where Venger used time travel so the Nazis would win World War II? best isekai series ever put to screen tbqh.
I think a lot of people were put off by the terrible trailer, and the "woke" shit (turns out it was not that woke, for a Hollywood movie). People didn't really know if this was supposed to be a funny movie, or something more serious.
>(turns out it was not that woke, for a Hollywood movie).
More than half the cast in a movie set in a place inspired by medieval Europe not being white, all the men being weak and emasculated while the men are strong and competent and every single relationship being interracial is "not that woke" to you? Lol, you're gone bro.
It wasn't that bad. In the end the two nogs didn't bother me that much, they fitted in their role. Yes, the women are strong, but in the end the men get their shit together and are just as useful. I didn't feel any forced "muh strong womyn" moment like in the Marvel movies, and I kinda liked the relationship between the Barbarian and the Bard.
>It wasn't that bad
It was worse, you just have shit taste.
Reminder: When D&D came out it was raped at the box office repeatedly. First by John Wick 4, then by Suzume some random anime about a guy who turns into a chair or something, then Mario came along and utterly buck broke it.
But my favorite was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Re-released after over 20 years, no advertising, on a third of the screens, and yet your shit movie was so unpopular, so thoroughly REJECTED ROTK crushed it at the theaters. Those were basically protest tickets lmfao. Holy shit does your movie suck.
tell me, dear schizo, is your crusade also extending to Baldur's Gate III threads on Cinemaphile? because you have a lot of work to save the white race there.
Tell me nog, do you cry "schizo" because it hurts you personally as blacks are 3-5 times more likely to be diagnosed as schizophrenic? Do you really think it's "black genocide" if you can't steal European culture? Lol.
you didn't answer my question. are you a coward who only fights in conquered land? are Cinemaphile Black folk too strong for you?
Are you autistically demanding I "fight" in a board you feel less weak and pathetic on? Lol, your shit movie bombed, there isn't a fricking thing you can do about it.
Baldur's Gate is woke sure, but far less so. Every playthrough I've seen everyone just makes white characters lol. There's one playable nog in the entire thing. And someone pointed out it's a pretty big self-report that the game gave all the goblins rainbow colored sideshaves lmfao.
>genital selection is independent of body type selection
>facial features selection is independent of skin color selection
>iT' LeSs WoKe tHo!!!
lol, coward confirmed. keep fighting literal strawmen. I'm sure your daddy is proud of you.
But anon, I don't care about the shitty video game. It's getting mocked plenty for shit like the bear fricking. And thanks for admitting you feel beaten and overwhelmed here lmfao.
>I don't care about the shitty video game.
why do you care about the shitty movie that already bombed?
Hey Sophia... Wo-would you like to play Baldur's Gate 3 together?
Michelle Rodriguez big fat barbarian breasts
She doesn't have that, she has saggy, tiny elderly dyke breasts.
What do we want to see in the inevitable sequel, D&D bros?
More of that red witch, she was hot
I'm not gonna lie, it's the only woke movie I've ever actually enjoyed.
Which episode of Hercules is this?
The one that mogs D&D: HAT. so, basically all of them.
Holy shit this is awful.
And yet, still better than HAT.
>That webm
Lol ok
Glad you agree.
too Black personed for me sorry
Idk man that looks pretty kino to me
So bad it's good.
Can't help but notice white men getting killed in those webms tho. Sorry anon, but that means this movie is actually demoralization propaganda designed to destroy the white race.
Here's one where the white male lead kills a black man.
Your movie is redeemed
You said very few people paid to see the movie (as evidenced by the movie flopping at the box office), but there are ways to see the movie without paying for it
Do you think we will get to see Doric piss or shit in the next movie?
Waiting for an answer.
There won't be a next movie, they'll be lucky if Paramount even still exists next year.
This isn't the answer I'm looking for and I will not accept it.
Too bad, because it's the correct one.
What does your heart tell you anon?
My heart, face and desire to be her toilet tell me of a resounding yes. One that shall echo throughout the ages. I want to taste her digested berries and wash it down with her passing elven mead.
The lead hero is like a gay man. There isn't any real sense of heterosexuality to him. No man would allow a fricking situation with his kid escalate to that point. I fricking HATE when the plot comes down to
>Oh b-but you lied to me I CAN'T TRUST YEEEWW
Gayest shit ever. Also, no sexuality throughout the entire thing. No fan service. Nothing shot that could imply a straight man composed the shots. Everything is just bland and boring. Sophia Lillis' character doesn't really fit the party dynamic as she's either stiff, talking too low or just out of place. The black guy wizard gets all the exposure and I don't know what the frick it is with this guy but everytime he's part of a project he ends up being the guy who gets slated to get the hot chick. Even if it doesn't actually manifest into anything tangile that he's always written into that slot in a film is odd.
Michelle Rodriguez being a "tough grrl" got fricking played out a million years ago. She's a 44 year old mexican that could get easily bodied. Covering up her feminine assets and making her "fight" wasn't all that interesting. Then there's the whole
>hurr she's your mom! Sacrifice your shit and bring her back!
Which is just GAY. Because she comes back and it isn't like she pursues a romance with the lead. An incel hero is either gay or sick. I don't want to see it. That's why this fricking movie failed.
celibate heroes are kino
sonic attacks are womens #1 superpower in fiction. what could it mean
hello archived member
i know it's you because we streamed it 7 hours ago
monke ?
The fact this boring piece of shit gets daily threads with hundred of replies tells you everything you need to know about this board. This film was one of the most boring piece of shit flops in recent memory. A D&D movie should’ve been a huge financial success with how popular it’s become. But there was just nothing there for audiences to enjoy or connect to. Just to participate in my Bram Stoker’s Dracula thread instead and discuss real kino
We get to enjoy the movie and Doric AND get to watch you all have a schizo meltdown over it in EVERY thread.
We literally can't stop winning, its like we are rolling constant 20s.
Look at how they cast a shadow from the train onto the diary in this scene. This five second shot is better than anything in D&D. https://youtu.be/2QRjw1l3xXI
This is what kino looks like
>This five second shot is better than anything in D&D
I don't see any Doric in that so it's instantly false.
Your movie bombed so hard Paramount is having to sell off it's properties lololol. You're a permanent loser.
>Your movie
I didn't make it.
You shill it and you're so embarrassingly emotionally invested in it, but it BOMBED. Everyone rejected it lololol. No more woke bullshit for you.
Just to let you know that I will make this topic after I force you to reply and get this topic to its post limit and then we are going to do it all again. And again.
Lmfao, you're so butthurt your woke movie failed. You've been doing this for months. You're completely mindbroken by how completely and utterly you LOST. Your bullshit was roundly rejected. What are you going to do b***h? You remake the thread, you spew the same autism, the same replies result, and then you steam about it and declare you'll make it again. Until what? You file a false report? Until you ban everyone who doesn't like the movie and you can talk solely to yourself about how much you love a movie that bombed? You're completely mental lol.
Hope you've got those infographs and webms ready to go again. We shall forever spread the glorious word of D&D.
Your seethe is delicious.
More (you)s for me.
>a movie's quality is strictly tied to how it does at the box office
based barbie enjoyer
Anon, does it ever occur to you that while this anon is mental for making the same thread every day, you're also mental for getting yourself into a frothing rage and giving yous to every random anon who posts in it?
But I don't "get into a frothing rage" anon, I dump images that destroy their narrative and make them seethe because they can't argue against any of them. The reaction brings me joy. The kind of person who spams this garbage deserves the pain the truth causes them, and they have to work it into their tiny autistic mind they have no fricking say over others actions. People aren't going to like something just because they demand it and there isn't a god damned thing they can do about it.
Yeah this vindictiveness definitely doesn't sound like it's coming from someone who is mad. Only a sane person would have this kind of behaviour.
Would a sane person "threaten" to remake the same thread they've made hundreds of times for months, long after the movie left theaters? You're gaslighting anon. You lost the argument, so you resort to attacking the person making it. Your movie bombed, a million threads later your woke movie will still have bombed lmfao.
Bump
Lol, you're so fricking mad. I order you to remake this thread if you admit it's shit and you're forever a slave and puppet to your intellectual superiors and your cry yourself to sleep every night you were born ugly and stupid.
Bump
You're completely and utterly broken, reduced to one word. Is it a word that defends this movie? No, it's a word conceding you're big mad your shit movie failed lol.
Now do it again slave.
No.
You just diiiiid. Good slave.
Again.
No.
Tell me I'm your slave, I order you, slave. Tell me to remake the thread to prove I'm a slave, I order you, slave
You know it's not the first time I ask you that question, but it's the first time you gave me an actual answer instead of a rant about how "my" movie bombed. I just wanted to acknowledge that, good on you anon.
To address your actual answer though, did it ever occur to you that just like the OP is never going to make you like the movie no matter how many threads he makes, you're never going to make him dislike it no matter how much of his threads you shit up?
>you're never going to make him dislike it no matter how much of his threads you shit up?
But that's not my intention, and it's not "shitting it up", how do you shit up a spam thread? You're not the point beyond the fact that you acknowledge with every reply you can't defend this movie. You know it bombed, you know people didn't like it, and you know every single criticism is accurate and correct, you just push it because it fits your woke worldview. You hate white people, you hate men, and you want what's theirs. I merely echo how everyone else feels and give them a voice. You can spam and gaslight, but you will be confronted with the truth again and again. And you can't say or do shit about it.
Except cry I guess lol.
Why does this feel like a Mexican typed this?
Big dick energy.
>South American
It's no wonder you're so angry all the time. My apologies.
Oh anon, I'm not South American, I'm just saying it must be the big dick energy you're detecting.
But if you're not South American then judging by your own evidence, you don't have a big dick.
Look closely at the map anon, Mexico is also in red. I'm not Mexican either, but I'm in the US, and hispanic on one side. Why are you so desperate for something to insult I wonder?
Says the guy who is getting butt fricked by a fantasy movie every time it's posted.
>getting butt fricked by a fantasy movie every time it's posted.
That doesn't make any sense lol. I have no reason to post all those images until it's spammed and I gain immense enjoyment out of pissing off the braindead wokegay who spams this thread. Look how childishly pissed off you are lmfao.
Bump
You're so fricking obedient lol.
Only another 229 posts to go.
But anon, I thought you were totally going to show me by remaking the thread for the thousandth time. You know what they say about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, right? Lol.
Bump
Stay mad. Nothing you can do but say bump loser lol.
We're back to you calling it "my" movie anon. I thought we moved passed that, I really did. So if the point is not to convince anyone to start disliking the movie, what is?
Why are you so emotionally invested? What's the point of you spamming a movie that bombed over and over? I thought you'd moved passed that, but here you are not having a life lol, so why? Why do you spam these idiotic threads? Why do you try to assert that a movie that bombed and no one liked is good? If as you say it's not "your" movie why are you so desperate to spam it?
Someone should count how many times he has bumped this topic.
Damn, seeing the window of sanity close is kinda sad I'm not going to lie. For a moment I thought there was an actual human mind behind all the schizophrenia, but that's my mistake. I haven't been defending the movie. I haven't been making these threads. I'm just fascinated by your autism. No joke you remind me of my gramps, how this one time he saw me and he didn't call me by my uncles name, and I thought that was it, but ten seconds later he was gone again.
I'll let you go back to your routine of telling me my movie bombed, I'm your slave, and I'm actually the OP of this thread.
This is all you have lmfao. You had no response so you crawl back to the gaslighting insults. You are completely and utterly dominated, buck broken like the stupid fricking b***h you are lmfao.
You couldn't even justify your completely obsessive actions so you just start spamming some moronic gaslighting insults, I accept your complete and utter concession.
You're right anon, I only have questions
You b***hed out. To justify your questions you have to answer those asked of you, and then you realize you can't and your narrative falls apart. That your every insult applies to your own actions, so you b***h out completely defeated and just go full insult. Nogs simply aren't very intelligent though, I mean your entire narrative boils down to "I spend all my time arguing with people I think are crazy." Is *that* something sane people do? You think it's a normal response to see someone gibbering on the street and stand beside them shouting insults? No, you keep walking. But all your childish insults are projection.
And seeing as blacks have a much higher rate of diagnosis for it, when were you diagnosed as schizophrenic? Serious question. The way you spam "schizo" it's obviously a sensitive spot for you.
>your narrative falls apart
Anon I don't have a narrative. I didn't make this movie, I didn't make this thread or the others. I haven't insulted you, and I don't spend threads talking to you. This is the second dnd thread I've entered in my life.
But of course you're not going to believe me, you'll tell me I'm backing out from a fight I never was in.
>You think it's a normal response to see someone gibbering on the street and stand beside them shouting insults? No, you keep walking.
That's exactly my question. The OP is making these threads every day, gibbering in the street. But you're not walking away. You're posting infographics and webms, essentially standing next to him and attempting to shout louder. Why?
And before you point it out, yes I'm aware that in this metaphor I'm the moron standing next to the two schizos and trying to get them to stop shouting for a second so they can answer questions for a survey
If you didn't "have a narrative" you wouldn't be shouting the same childish insults attacking the mental faculties of people who trigger you. And that you have to lie about your presence and purpose here demonstrates you're deeply ashamed of it.
Gaslighters are by definiton losers anon. And you know I'm right which is why you keep dodging what you're asked and the commentary and just repeating your insults lol.
Anon I haven't been insulting you, and I genuinely have no idea what question you're referring to, but if I had to guess it would be "why did you make this movie" and "why do you make these threads every day", but as we've already established, I don't do either of these things, but you don't believe me, so I don't know what to tell you. If you do have other questions, please feel free to ask again and if they're at all pertinent, and not directed to the OP, the director of the movie, or the voices in your wall, I promise I'll answer them.
I just want to know what possesses you to make all of these infographics and stalk the board looking for dnd threads. Do you do this for other movies? Barbie, Avatar, Dead Reckoning? Or is it just dnd? Why this one movie in particular?
>Anon I haven't been insulting you
>Damn, seeing the window of sanity close
> For a moment I thought there was an actual human mind behind all the schizophrenia
>I'm just fascinated by your autism.
These are all childish insults because you're butthurt someone shit on this stupid fricking movie lol. You're not a shrink, you have no justification to make these childish, hateful assertions. And to think you'd backpeddle and deny what you just fricking did is admission you can't justify it.
You're butthurt your shit woke movie bombed lol. Now please accuse me of having everything you've been diagnosed with in the midst of a smug concerntroll because you're seething impotently over there.
Damn anon I'm sorry i called you a schizo lmao, I didn't think you'd mind. I'm sorry i hurt your feelings by calling you a schizo, but when you keep telling me I made this movie when I told you several times I don't give a shit, it kind of makes my point.
See? Pathetic concerntrolling.
If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't be sitting in this thread spamming these idiotic replies lol. Kind of makes your narrative fall apart. Especially since you've already established if you actually thought all that shit you wouldn't be here engaging. And what's the tenor of all of your posts? You crying you want me to stop lol. Nogs are just hilariously fricking dumb lmfao. You can't even keep track of your fricking narrative.
Now after I just outlined it deny you have one.
>If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't be sitting in this thread
As I said earlier, I'm the moron standing next to the two schizos babbling in the street in your metaphor, I'm fully aware of that.
>You crying you want me to stop lol.
If I simply wanted your posts to stop, I would close the tab, i don't care about your opinion nearly enough to care that you'd think you won if I stopped responding. No I just want to know why you do it. Why does this movie make you singularly seethe? Why not Barbie or Avatar or any other movie that's talked about on this board?
>I'm fully aware of that
And that makes your posts pure projection.
>I just want to know why you do it.
But you don't ask why the "OP" who totally isn't you does what you already conceded is the same thing. Any way you slice it, it's you BEGGING me to stop. If you're, quit being a hypcoritical moron and quit asking your stupid fricking question. Because it's never going to stop until the threads stop lol.
And you have no power to do anything about it. That's as much of an answer as you're getting homosexual.
>But you don't ask why the "OP" who totally isn't you does what you already conceded is the same thing.
Look man I've told you fifty times I'm not the OP. You refusing to hear it isn't really helping with the schizo allegations. And it's pretty clear why the OP does it, he's into Sophia Lilis. Autists spamming threads about their favorite actress on this board are nothing new. You are a much more of a mystery.
>And you have no power to do anything about it.
Of course I have, I can simply close the tab whenever I'm not interested in talking to you anymore.
>Look man I've told you fifty times I'm not the OP.
Look man, I don't give a frick whether you are or not or what you deny, and you fixating on this point is really hammering home how your "schizo" sperging is 100% projection. You're doing what you say a crazy person would do. The OP images being Sophia Lillis is a recent phenomenon, often they don't mention her at all. The movie bombed, it's been out of theaters for months. No one liked it. There's no reason to make these threads. And like I told you several times I'm far and away not the only person who shits on these threads, half the images weren't made by me. A lot of people have contributed to shitting on this garbage movie because they hate seeing shit spammed over and over and over.
Well, the window is closed for sure, we're back to 100% schizo ramblings with no relation what so ever to what I said. It was good while it lasted.
You have a good afternoon anon
See? You concede complete and total defeat and go back to the smug concerntrolling you previously apologized for. Your defeat is complete and total lol. D&D BOMBED and that you're reduced to denying ownership of the thing you're attacking people for mocking shows you know the complete and total stupidity of your position.
Anon, to what end? Why are you so obsessed with spamming this abysmal bomb? Why does it make you so angry no one liked it? You think after the fifty thousandth time you post the thread reality will re-write itself and suddenly the movie will retroactively become a hit? You're wasting your life anon lol.
For the same reason that you're obsessed with malding all over his threads, I imagine
>Y-your laughter means you're angry! You're obsessed, n-not me!!! How DARE you have an opinion I disagree with! S-STOP LAUGHING OR YOU'RE RACIST!!!!
Cry more lol.
>OR YOU'RE RACIST!!!!
Were you under the impression that this is the kind of place where people recoil at this accusation?
It's the kind of accusation the people who spam this shit movie make over and over:
>Accusation
There you are:
Did you know a letter recently came out where Obama stated he fantasizes about sex with men? Lol, I guess all black men are homosexuals?
Anon be real with me. I've only been in two of these threads, first one was a couple months ago, and then today. I can tell you're the same person, you post the same infographics, you speak the same way, you keep telling people they made the movie. How many dnd threads a day or a week do you reckon you post in? Do you seek them out, like do you filter the catalog by dnd, or just manually scan for pictures of Sophia Lilis?
>So completely delusional has to tell himself only one person doesn't like the movie that was one of the biggest bombs of the year.
Anon, come on. You speak the same way. You post the same images. Just be real.
Speak for yourself. The tax evasion that this movie enabled paid for a nice villa in Santa Cruz.
Anon you're responsible for half of those replies
>It's like a love letter
It's not. It's made with spite. Hollywood hates shit like D&D that allows randos to make stories far better than their slop. This movie is brimming with insecurity and spite. If you can't see that I don't really know what else to say to you.
she's very cute but one cute girl cannot carry an entire movie
hope soph gets nude soon
Satan trips confirm
The Prince of Darkness has spoken
When does she get naked
It was an 8/10. Would watch a sequel.
Speak with dead is a cleric and bard spell yet they had the wizard do it because the white male bard can't be allowed to be useful. Would have been one thing if it was an older edition where nobody in that party should have been able to but now that it can be done by bards they didn't have him do it.
That's the only more substantial scene I have seen of this movie
It's honestly the funniest scene in the movie and if you were only going to watch one this was the one
No one laughed, what makes you laugh in that scene? Can you picture a DM making his players spend hours talking to false lead after false lead? In a real game they would have been on their way by the third corpse. The writing in this movie was such shit.
Yes I can picture a group having fun while playing dnd and doing shit because it's funny and not because it advances the plot
It was Diet Woke shit. It didn't go full woke, not did it commit to the original source or what made it resurge in popularity 20 years ago, only still being relevant bc of 'online nerd culture'
Also, yes, 'Diet Woke' is kind of neat, wonder why no one has started forcing that meme yet.
Isn't what made it resurge in popularity Critical Role?
>diet woke
>didn't go full woke
What in the flying frick do you think is "full woke" if not this? I'd argue it's more woke than Barbie by a longshot. A setting based on medieval Europe and more than half the actors are black, wearing knight armor and speaking with British accents. Every single relationship is interracial. The men are intentionally portrayed as weak and emotional while the women are stoic and all powerful. The men are constantly useless, mocked and shit on. There's a white male apology scene. It's woke every way it can be.
it was fun. schizos gonna schizt
I actually enjoyed and I’m tired of pretending I didn’t.
>Bump limit every single time
Why does this movie attract so many schizos? It's just an above average fantasty flick.
Anon it's a single schizo
But anon, I'm not black. Why do you keep calling me something blacks always have?
When were you diagnosed btw?
>"above average"
>Bombed miserably because no one liked it.
>Actually got beaten by a 20 year old movie at one point lol.
>Box office results = quality
Are we really doing this now? I guess remake of The Lion King is the best animated movie ever then.
>Furry reaction image.
Shit taste, opinion ignored.
Cope
Frick off. I watched this expecting to have a fun time after you shills said it was the perfect representation of a goofy campaign. Barely qualifies as Marvel trash tier. Lame jokes, boring story, underwhelming action. General low budget feel to casting, visuals, costumes, and frickin everything else about it.
Didn't expect a masterpiece but I at least expected it to be above empty shit. Cinemaphile will shill anything if it stars their favorite waifu of the month
Why we cant have a nice discussion were we talk about the movie and dnd and cute Soph, without this /misc/Black person (thats probably has israeli ancestors in his bloodline) ruining every single thread with his dumb fake infographics and arguments?
I mean...its not mandatory to like this movie but plenty of people enjoyed it, as youtube reviews clearly shown, and still we cant discuss it.
Thank you autismo /misc/Black person, i guess.
none of us can stop ourselves from giving him (you)s, we're all guilty of this
You make the same posts and spam the same shit and if you honestly think it's only one person who doesn't like this, you're beyond delusional lol. I've seen so many threads I never made a post in because others were already dumping images and shitting on the film. Hell, I didn't make half the images. But you have to make it one enemy. One person for you to attack and shower with insults because you can't defend the shit movie lol.
You know every single image is accurate, every single argument is correct, and you can't defend any of them. All you can do is stew and be angry that people don't like your woke bomb.
I've already explained to you how D&D world setting works and that invalidates all your dumb posts and infographics. I'm not going to do it again and again every thread because i'm not a moron like (you).
Except every time you do you reveal you know nothing about D&D. All you do is lie and gaslight and DEMAND that you get white culture because you're ashamed of how worthless and inferior your own is. Genuinely feel pity for you.
There's no white culture in D&D, /misc/Black person. It was invented by two amerimutt boomers with the "diversity is our strenght" ingrained in them like in every other dumb amerilard before Obama.
D&D isnt European, but if you want it can be (Its up to the Dungeon Master world setting). If you want to be "New York but medieval sorta" then you're free to do it.
This moron mutt does this every fricking thread lmfao. Then he gets smacked the frick up and shuts his dumb mouth after it's pointed out yet again.
THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN THE SWORD COASTS WHICH ARE EXPLICITLY BASED ON MEDIEVAL EUROPE.
Waaah, get mad, GET MAD. Scream racist because your dumbass is TOLD all the frick over. Every single time your stupidass posts books from places which... ARE NOT THE FRICKING SWORD COASTS YOU IMPOSSIBLY STUPID FRICK.
The creators were white, the playerbase was always 99% white, even most of the critical role people are white. Every time you try to counter this you post something explicitly portrayed as being from a "foreign land" lmfao.
Sorry /misc/Black person thats not how it works. If the DM want the sword coasts to be San Francisco 2 electric bogaloo he's free to do it.
>shifts goalposts from lore to DM homebrew
slippery little ratty israelite
Uh-huh. Here's your picture nog:
I've already explained to you that in my world setting there are no Black folk (and i bet i'm more European than you dumb amerilard) but apparently you're too moron to read or remember the same discussion we're having in every thread. Maybe its your method to cope for being BTFO every single time.
We're not talking about homebrew autismo. We're talking about the Sword Coasts, and the Sword Coasts are explicitly based on medieval Europe, which did not have any blacks in it.
Amerilarder do you know cities on the coast were historically the cities with more contacts with foreign cultures and people due to naval commerce?
>Posts official books -not from the Sword Coasts- as an argument.
>When this is pointed out backtracks and says the books don't matter, that he can just do whatever he wants in a homebrew.
Because someone can homebrew cars and iron man suits and carebears doesn't make it canon or fit the established setting. I accept your concession.
Gonna keep real quiet now, ain'tcha? Post some more images from places that are not the Sword Coasts dipshit. Come on, post Chult next you absolute fricking moron.
>disingenuous and bad faith
This is an example of israeli pilpul.
No one wants fun movies anymore, and the people who do pirate them.
I love she was introduced. Mage biy says he knows a girl and they show a POC girl imprisoned. Which makes you think they need to rescue her and add to team. But its actually revealed to be ginger . Almost like a acknowledgement for gingers getting swapped.