The conditions the night of the titanic were nearly perfect calm sea. Despite the cold the water would have been glass smooth
It's part of the reason they didn't see the iceberg in time, no waves creating spray around the berg.
after spending 2-3 mins in the water trying to tie the lifejacket underneath and both of them would be sitting in 1-3 inches of cold water. frostbite on their ass cheeks and feet
This is what people who live in relative comfort and don't have any actual experience with hardship don't understand. Even if it's possible for two people to be on it, it's not like a fricking heavily weighted and buoyant raft or barge. It would just tip over if a grown man tried to pull himself up onto it.
The real issue is that rose is a selfish b***h who just wanted to survive at any cost
Two bodies would sink it probably. And it the piece went under who knows if it'd resurface or not. But yeah the point is that he should have tried.
There probably was room, but also it's a movie and nobody actually died. The prop master or set designer, not being autistic, probably didn't think it was necessary to calculate exactly what size debris to use to make it the most scientifically accurate. This shit is the same as Neil Rocketship Tyson talking about the stars being wrong.
It's like you only read the first half of a post even if it's only one or two lines of text lol why even come here were people are communicating via text
because then the woman would have to live with the consequences and verifiable proof that she fricked a homeless dude to spite her rich husband, but with jack dying she can plausibly deny it. Eat her cake and have it too kinda situation
It didn't sink, it flipped because Rose wasn't on the other end of the door to balance to load. All she had to do was go to one of the long ends and have Jack slide on the other end
there was literally a scene that showed if jack got on it would flip around and sink.
The movie used a scene to explain its logic. If theres anything to be mad about its how Jack's corpse sunk like a sack of rocks
The corpses sunk because boots were heavy leather back then. After the titanic sank, there were hundreds of bodies seemingly standing upright three kilometers on the seafloor, as they slowly decayed and were eaten by critters.
Ugh because they sunk if they didn't wear a life vest and the boots were heavy? The first expeditions to the titanic wreck discovered all those boots lined up neatly so you can put two and two together can't you
The movie explained this to you as explicitly as it could. Why do you think Rose said she'd never let go immediately before letting go, repeating herself as she watched him drown? Why do you think she stole the shiny rock and told the world it went down with the ship, only to chuck it into the drink after revealing her ruse? Rose is a liar, and a sociopath, and she murdered Jack. I wouldn't be surprised if she were directly and deliberately responsible for the sinking of the ship and even the legislation that allowed it to leave port without enough lifeboats for everyone on board. Rose is evil, because jamie cameron hates women.
ocean current. Smith ordered the engines stopped after he woke up but they still went a good two miles past the iceberg at least. the Carpathia arrived ~4 hours after and didn't really encounter many bodies, which means several hundred corpses had already floated far away from the lifeboats. even if you hopped on the berg you would've died of exposure long before anyone found you
jack was already dead when he hit the water, nobody survived that went in the water even the people that got pulled up back onto the lifeboats. they froze solid within 15mins.
the drunk baker survived 2 hours in the water by hanging onto the overturned lifeboat. it wasn't until one of the men standing on it died that they let him climb up out of the water
>drink drink through DIGESTIVE SYSTEM >midwits think this bleeds into the cardiovascular system
have a nice day
11 months ago
Anonymous
it's called science, moron. look it up
why do you think you keep vodka in the freezer? why do you think russians drink so much vodka? if enough of your blood becomes alcohol you can't freeze easily
11 months ago
Anonymous
>why do you think russians drink so much vodka?
Coping for being unable to defeat a militia lead by a israeli comedian?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
lol, WRONG
>After a car crash that resulted in serious injuries, a Polish man's BAC was taken and it was 1.480%.
Homeless man in Cieszyn Poland was found naked during -10 Celsius freezing weather, had 1,24 %, he lived
11 months ago
Anonymous
>>Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
Lol WRONG
>1.024 BAC
It was -10 degrees outside in the middle of a chilly Polish winter, but police found a Polish man asleep and half naked out on the streets. When he was given a breathalyzer, he registered a whopping 1.024%. There’s no word on whether he woke up from his chilly sleep, but that’s beyond the lethal BAC of .40.
Polish news sources say he lived on
>Polish >Polish
Poland lies through their teeth anons, holy shit lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
the polish can drink you under the table
11 months ago
Anonymous
at that point, he was the alcohol
11 months ago
Anonymous
>guardianinterlock.com >company makes breathalyzers and the whole webpage reads like they are challenging you to see how high you can get your BAC
11 months ago
Anonymous
God damn, whenever i see Emma i just want to watch Harry Potter again
11 months ago
Anonymous
>>Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
Lol WRONG
>1.024 BAC
It was -10 degrees outside in the middle of a chilly Polish winter, but police found a Polish man asleep and half naked out on the streets. When he was given a breathalyzer, he registered a whopping 1.024%. There’s no word on whether he woke up from his chilly sleep, but that’s beyond the lethal BAC of .40.
Polish news sources say he lived on
11 months ago
Anonymous
Do you know what blood alcohol levels are? When you get plastered there is alcohol in your blood. And when you get tattoos you get chinese ink in your lymph nodes
No. That is not at all how it works. Even if we took your fairytale interpretation of events, a lethal concentration of alcohol in your blood would be a content of .4%
Absolutely not. Below freezing would freeze the water in the body slowly. He could have treaded water for 30 minutes at the absolute most before his legs ceased to function and his body slowly succumbed to the temperature
there's a scene in which jack tries to climb this piece of wood and it doesn't support them. This should kill the whole fricking debate but of course reddit has to reddit. Also, narratively speaking, it wouldn't make sense for him to survive. This is a movie about loss (the loss) and personal loss corresponds thematically with the loss of the ship
Jack didn't want to live, he's literally a homeless criminal who got a 10/10 pale skinned rich women with a red hairy butthole to sit on his face. The man had already touched the stars.
The crazy b***h threw israeliteelry worth millions into the ocean and fricked over her grandchildren for no reason, she was just always a spiteful batshit prostitute.
Because there is nothing less sexy to a woman than a man trying to save himself. A man has to do everything in his power to protect a woman and once he gets as far as he can get with that then his job is done. Had Jack asked Rose to move over, every woman in the audience would have dried up completely. Women love the idea of men dying so that they may live a full life of getting dicked.
Jack should have eaten some of the edges of the piano. The buoyancy of the wood would have caused him to float. He probably wasn't thinking straight because of all the screaming.
>Jack supposedly wins his ticket last minute, so his name wouldn't be on the records >Jacks body sinks, becoming unrecoverable along with his existence >Everyone related to the incident is dead by the time Rose recounts her tale
So noted. To survive Titanic you just have to >Get shitfaced drunk >Have buttsex orgies
And for good measure >Smoke lots of weed >Drink lots of cum >Piss yourself to keep the water warm
Rose is a fricking psychopath. She let Jack die because it made her cum seeing men suffer. She had an explosive orgasm watching them all die as the ship sank. These repeated orgasms heated her core temperature up enough for her to survive. Also, as a first class female passenger she would have had priority to get into the lifeboats but chose to stay so she could watch more of them die. At the end of the movie she drops her necklace in to taunt their ghosts that she's still alive and has one last orgasm and dies of a heart attack.
Why didn't they just have everyone on the ship line up and become a human centipede, where they are kept warm by drinking the body-temperature fluids of the person in front of them. Would this have worked?
Supposing sharing the wood wasn't an option, what would you do if you were in Jack's position and you'd never met Rose before? Would you do the "morally correct" thing and die for a complete stranger or would you throw that b***h off and pretend it never happened?
>Captain, the Titanic is firing SOS flares. Should we help? >No, I’m going to bed. >Captain, they’re firing more flares. Should we help now? >Are they SPECIFICALLY sos flares? >Uhh, I don’t know, they’re just flares- >They’re fine. >Captain, there’s a rescue vessel that’s going to pass us. Should we see where they’re headed? >…No. >Captain, the Titanic sunk. Rescue ships are leaving the area now. >Oh fine. Circle around for a bit and we’ll go back to the States. See? Nobody to rescue. >There’s nobody to rescue because they’re all de- >Nobody to rescue, back to the States gentlemen!
He just was being careful not to be in the movie. If he got to close to the ship he knew some homosexual director years from then would write some cringy fanfiction about him and butcher his good name.
yeah
his ship was only about five miles away. he told the crew the flares were probably a routine operation and the morse code signals were "cold water hallucinations" and didn't even bother checking the wire
There was a ship close enough to the Titanic to see it. The watchmen observed it all night firing flares and sinking, and reported it to the Captain, but did nothing. Reportedly the Captain said they’re probably not SOS flares, just “normal” ones and went to bed.
They were stopped nearby because of the ice field. Hilariously, the ship’s comms officer tried to warn the Titanic, but the wagie comms guy on the Titanic ignored it and literally screamed at him to shut up because he was busy sending passenger mail.
Damn, it wouldn't have went down like that if me and my kids were on that boat
There was a ship close enough to the Titanic to see it. The watchmen observed it all night firing flares and sinking, and reported it to the Captain, but did nothing. Reportedly the Captain said they’re probably not SOS flares, just “normal” ones and went to bed.
They were stopped nearby because of the ice field. Hilariously, the ship’s comms officer tried to warn the Titanic, but the wagie comms guy on the Titanic ignored it and literally screamed at him to shut up because he was busy sending passenger mail.
Oh yeah, Titanic was definitely an inside job and he was in on it.
There was a ship close enough to the Titanic to see it. The watchmen observed it all night firing flares and sinking, and reported it to the Captain, but did nothing. Reportedly the Captain said they’re probably not SOS flares, just “normal” ones and went to bed.
They were stopped nearby because of the ice field. Hilariously, the ship’s comms officer tried to warn the Titanic, but the wagie comms guy on the Titanic ignored it and literally screamed at him to shut up because he was busy sending passenger mail.
Why did Rose spend the rest of life pretending to love her husband she had kids with? Can women really not forget that one bad boy they had a one night stand with?
To prevent the Titanic disaster, several measures could have been taken:
1. Improved Iceberg Detection: The ship could have been equipped with more advanced iceberg detection technology, such as radar and sonar systems, to identify and avoid icebergs more effectively.
2. Slower Speed in Iceberg-Prone Areas: The Titanic was sailing at a high speed through known iceberg-infested waters. Slowing down the ship's speed or altering its course could have provided more time to spot and navigate around icebergs.
3. Sufficient Lifeboats for All: The Titanic carried fewer lifeboats than necessary to accommodate all passengers and crew. Ensuring an adequate number of lifeboats, along with regular lifeboat drills and crew training, would have allowed for a safer evacuation.
4. Improved Binocular Availability: Due to a mix-up, the binoculars for the lookouts were not available on the Titanic. Ensuring that binoculars were readily accessible to the lookouts could have improved their ability to spot icebergs in the distance.
5. Clearer Communication of Ice Warnings: The wireless operators on the Titanic received several iceberg warnings from other ships, but not all of them reached the bridge. Improved communication and protocol could have ensured that all relevant information was promptly conveyed to the crew.
6. Enhanced Construction Standards: Constructing the ship with reinforced bulkheads and a double hull design could have increased its ability to withstand a collision with an iceberg.
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7. Improved Evacuation Procedures: Implementing more efficient evacuation procedures, including better crowd control, crew training, and passenger awareness, could have facilitated a faster and safer evacuation of the ship.
8. Heightened Nighttime Vigilance: Increasing the number of lookout personnel and stationing them at strategic positions on the ship during nighttime voyages through hazardous areas could have improved the chances of spotting icebergs.
9. Strengthened Regulatory Oversight: Enforcing stricter maritime regulations and oversight to ensure compliance with safety standards, regular inspections, and adherence to best practices.
It's important to remember that the Titanic disaster led to significant advancements in maritime safety practices. The lessons learned from this tragedy have played a crucial role in shaping modern maritime regulations, safety protocols, and technological advancements to prevent similar disasters in the future
7. Improved Evacuation Procedures: Implementing more efficient evacuation procedures, including better crowd control, crew training, and passenger awareness, could have facilitated a faster and safer evacuation of the ship.
8. Heightened Nighttime Vigilance: Increasing the number of lookout personnel and stationing them at strategic positions on the ship during nighttime voyages through hazardous areas could have improved the chances of spotting icebergs.
9. Strengthened Regulatory Oversight: Enforcing stricter maritime regulations and oversight to ensure compliance with safety standards, regular inspections, and adherence to best practices.
It's important to remember that the Titanic disaster led to significant advancements in maritime safety practices. The lessons learned from this tragedy have played a crucial role in shaping modern maritime regulations, safety protocols, and technological advancements to prevent similar disasters in the future
7. Improved Evacuation Procedures: Implementing more efficient evacuation procedures, including better crowd control, crew training, and passenger awareness, could have facilitated a faster and safer evacuation of the ship.
8. Heightened Nighttime Vigilance: Increasing the number of lookout personnel and stationing them at strategic positions on the ship during nighttime voyages through hazardous areas could have improved the chances of spotting icebergs.
9. Strengthened Regulatory Oversight: Enforcing stricter maritime regulations and oversight to ensure compliance with safety standards, regular inspections, and adherence to best practices.
It's important to remember that the Titanic disaster led to significant advancements in maritime safety practices. The lessons learned from this tragedy have played a crucial role in shaping modern maritime regulations, safety protocols, and technological advancements to prevent similar disasters in the future
if only an extremely abundant and common substance that you find in every kitchen, generally in the form of small, white crystals lowered the freezing temperature of water. if such a thing exists, and could be found in the coughsaltcough water of the oceans, maybe it could exist
It always surprises me when I see normalgays failing to understand basic laws of physics.
I should've gotten used to it by now, but they're always so smug in their quips, it makes it all the more shocking.
Don't forget that the whole story you see play out happens not only in a flashback, but a flashback told by old Rose, who is an unreliable narrator.
She might have misremembered the details.
Or she might even have lied. Maybe he wanted to join her on the door, but she refused and let him die. Maybe she kicked him off. This is the same person who threw away a pretty valuable pendant, just to mess with people, afterall.
If she admits to killing a man just because she wanted the floating door to herself, and freely admitted to cheating on her husband with a loser, imagine the degenerate shit she didn't admit to
>If she admits to killing a man just because she wanted the floating door to herself
But she didn't admit it. That's the point. She told some tall tale about how he heroically let himself drown for her sake.
If she admits to killing a man just because she wanted the floating door to herself, and freely admitted to cheating on her husband with a loser, imagine the degenerate shit she didn't admit to
See this
>Jack supposedly wins his ticket last minute, so his name wouldn't be on the records >Jacks body sinks, becoming unrecoverable along with his existence >Everyone related to the incident is dead by the time Rose recounts her tale
Was it all bullshit?
And I also forgot to add >Is homeless so even if he died, no one would miss or report him.
Every part of the movie where she wasn't in the scene was fanfiction. There's no way she'd know about half the shit Cal did while she was down freeing Jack from jail
They would have both froze to death. Also it's fake and it's a movie. Ever go to one of those places with Titanic temperature water? It makes your arm numb. Now imagine the shock to your body, most people couldn't move and died moments later of cardiac arrest. Most who had been in the water and got to boats didn't survive the night.
They would have both froze to death. Also it's fake and it's a movie. Ever go to one of those places with Titanic temperature water? It makes your arm numb. Now imagine the shock to your body, most people couldn't move and died moments later of cardiac arrest. Most who had been in the water and got to boats didn't survive the night.
You never been to the Hollywood Movie Water Temperature Exhibit? Oh man we’d go down every weekend. They have all the water temperatures from movies: Titanic, The Little Mermaid, waterworld, Jaws, Pirana 3d, Free Willy, Frozen - So many slightly different temperatures, and you could put your arm in every single one! They don’t need fancy movie props, or visual references, or information panels or anything like that. Just 12 buckets with varying amounts of ice in them. It was truly the golden age of Hollywood.
>BLOIMEY MATE! OI THINK OI SMELL A BLEEDIN' OYICBEE'RG! GOD SOIVE TH' QUEEN IT'S ROIGHT FOOKIN' THERE! RING TH' BLEETIN BELL!! BLIMEY!!
frankly there were too many lifeboats on titanic
anyone who goes on about this has never tried to climb into a boat from the water before, shit's hard enough a wooden plank would be near impossible to do without flipping
not the issue, getting on without the thing flipping is the issue, without him holding it steady in the water the piece of wood might flip just from her laying there
The cook didn't live because his blood was alcohol. The cook lived because the alcohol dulled his nervous system enough that he didn't go into shock. Alcohol actually dilates the veins that carry blood, meaning more circulation, meaning faster heat loss. Here's a whole wiki article explaining how people die if they jump in freezing water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_shock_response
Did James go over if it was possible for them to survive on the door in the 25th anniversary? I remember seeing a short interview about it prior to the release.
Is there a cut anywhere with the deleted scenes inserted? It's a completely different film with all the context those scenes add. There's a reason they keep singing the flying machines song, the rose line about the stars, rose smiling when jack says he doesn't like caviar, etc
We don't know if he does or not. Rose makes an offhand comment about not liking caviar right before the spitting scene so Jack says the caviar line at dinner to make her laugh
>be Alfred Nourney >decide to go to America >takes a revolve with "to defend himself in the wild west" >boards in second class >doesn't like it, says it does befit his "noble ancestry" so he bullshits way into first class >starts calling himself Baron Alfred von Drachstedt >also spends over $2000 (in todays money) on clothing and israeliteelry to better play the part >hanging out in the smoke-room with the lads on the night it hits the iceberg >straight away wonders over to lifeboat 7 and just hops right in >as they rowed away, he just sat there smoking and later on it the night started firing his revolver randomly into the air >gets rescued by the Carpathia >while on the Carpathia he rests on a large pile of blankets. A frustrated woman pulls one from underneath him causing him to tumble to the floor. >everyone claps and Nourney hides in embarrassment
I am convinced that this man was a Cinemaphile poster that went back in time. He went on to be the longest surviving male passenger of the Titanic, work for Mercedes Benz and if you believe some rumors, serve in the SS.
Two bodies would sink it probably. And it the piece went under who knows if it'd resurface or not. But yeah the point is that he should have tried.
>Two bodies would sink it probably
Mythbusters busted this, they would have been fine
It was maybe in some more favourable conditions
The conditions the night of the titanic were nearly perfect calm sea. Despite the cold the water would have been glass smooth
It's part of the reason they didn't see the iceberg in time, no waves creating spray around the berg.
That was after they tied their life jackets to the bottom of wood. People aren't thinking of that in an emergency.
>Mythbusters
Jesus. Did you fact check with IFLScience too?
>science isn't real if i dislike the hosts
>it's le science
Even if I could help you it would only serve to make you miserable. Keep on believing what you consume and consuming what you believe
literally no argument, I bet you believe in magic too
This post is cursed an you will have bad dreams next time you go to sleep.
so far, the science is 1 (one) group tried it out, and it worked, and 1 (one) fictional recreation of an event.
oh and this behind the scenes image of them both on it
>curb your enthusiams theme playing muffled in the background
The NTSB also thought miracle on the Hudson was avoidable.
It's a sign of being on the spectrum to lack theory of mind, you know.
after spending 2-3 mins in the water trying to tie the lifejacket underneath and both of them would be sitting in 1-3 inches of cold water. frostbite on their ass cheeks and feet
maybe if you're black
many people have gotten frostbite and lived to tell the tale
And many deaths from sunken ships are caused by hypothermia
in the movie he tries to climb up a couple times and it tips over and fricks around so he decides not to endanger rose
This is what people who live in relative comfort and don't have any actual experience with hardship don't understand. Even if it's possible for two people to be on it, it's not like a fricking heavily weighted and buoyant raft or barge. It would just tip over if a grown man tried to pull himself up onto it.
The real issue is that rose is a selfish b***h who just wanted to survive at any cost
no they didn't you lying israelite
Snopes said myth busters isnt liberal enough so pants on fire chud.
>Snopes said myth busters isnt liberal enough so pants on fire chud.
Adam savage is a libtard sorry chud.
lying israelite
>Mythbusters busted this
And what did you're experiments conclude anon
my experiment concluded that you're a latent homosexual
Yeah, by showing that it's impossible for two people to be on the raft.
The only thing Mythbusters ever busted was when Adam sexually attacked his sister and busted her hymen.
Classic raping blob.
this myth was busted btw
he denied it but it wasn’t busted
>Mythbusters busted this
frick off homosexual, just frick off
James Cameron made a whole video explaining why they did it that way and showing recreations with two actors in similar conditions.
Post your nose.
There probably was room, but also it's a movie and nobody actually died. The prop master or set designer, not being autistic, probably didn't think it was necessary to calculate exactly what size debris to use to make it the most scientifically accurate. This shit is the same as Neil Rocketship Tyson talking about the stars being wrong.
Because women hate us
>Because women hate us
This, they think the lives of men are simply disposable.
well u are
why didn't they simply drink all the water
why not use the wood to build a fire
they could have taken turns laying on the board
I would have survived
>why didn't they simply drink all the water
that didnt work in beerfest
cause he was a fricking light weight
>there was plenty of room.
There were room for 10 people if they stand upright, it's the weight not the surface area
you think a door would still float with 1000+ pounds covering the entire surface?
why wouldn't it?
rip your door off the hinges, throw it in the lake then stand your fatass on it and find out.
I live in the desert so I can't do that
you could put an outboard motor on a door and drive it
jack tried that, it didn't work
Did you read the entire post!?
It's like you only read the first half of a post even if it's only one or two lines of text lol why even come here were people are communicating via text
most intelligent zoomer right here
if it was 1000 lbs. of feathers
I think this post sums up why I need to leave this shit board. Truly, american hours are awful. Goodnight anons.
>Buoyancy.
>mogging op by uploading a higher quality picture of his original post
based
How many angels could dance on the door?
because then the woman would have to live with the consequences and verifiable proof that she fricked a homeless dude to spite her rich husband, but with jack dying she can plausibly deny it. Eat her cake and have it too kinda situation
? it was a first class accommodation
Now try it on a body of water
I think he tried and it sank under the weight
this anon actually watched the movie
that just means Cameron fricked up and didn't do his research. They would have been fine
It didn't sink, it flipped because Rose wasn't on the other end of the door to balance to load. All she had to do was go to one of the long ends and have Jack slide on the other end
How did Rose have kids? Wouldn't she have been rendered infertile after freezing so long?
there was literally a scene that showed if jack got on it would flip around and sink.
The movie used a scene to explain its logic. If theres anything to be mad about its how Jack's corpse sunk like a sack of rocks
The corpses sunk because boots were heavy leather back then. After the titanic sank, there were hundreds of bodies seemingly standing upright three kilometers on the seafloor, as they slowly decayed and were eaten by critters.
How did they know about the bodies standing up right? Liar
Ugh because they sunk if they didn't wear a life vest and the boots were heavy? The first expeditions to the titanic wreck discovered all those boots lined up neatly so you can put two and two together can't you
Does bodies would have been trapped in the airpockets and busted out when she hit the bottom
leo stayed off to protect her from those who would try to steal the floatie
how’s that going to help if he’s dead?
The entire movie was some spiteful c**t stealing a israeliteel and then murdering her dopey assistant. Of course she'd let him freeze.
This. She was based as frick walking all over the impoverished Jack and stealing from the rich.
Learn how buoyancy works, moron
Because you're a man and nobody cares if you die unless you die a heroic death, which means offing yourself.
The movie explained this to you as explicitly as it could. Why do you think Rose said she'd never let go immediately before letting go, repeating herself as she watched him drown? Why do you think she stole the shiny rock and told the world it went down with the ship, only to chuck it into the drink after revealing her ruse? Rose is a liar, and a sociopath, and she murdered Jack. I wouldn't be surprised if she were directly and deliberately responsible for the sinking of the ship and even the legislation that allowed it to leave port without enough lifeboats for everyone on board. Rose is evil, because jamie cameron hates women.
James Cameron has admitted that it was a mistake, and that if he had made it today, he would have made the door much smaller.
Why didn't they just hop onto the iceberg when the ship hit it. That's what I would have done. Then just hang out there until rescue.
ocean current. Smith ordered the engines stopped after he woke up but they still went a good two miles past the iceberg at least. the Carpathia arrived ~4 hours after and didn't really encounter many bodies, which means several hundred corpses had already floated far away from the lifeboats. even if you hopped on the berg you would've died of exposure long before anyone found you
Why didn't the captain just drive the ship straight head on into the iceberg, and then have everyone climb onto the iceberg from the ship?
you could put an outboard motor on the iceberg and drive it
how the frick could one motor drive something that big you dumbass?
Use a really big motor.
You just need a technique, not motors
But what if you crashed it into something?
Think how good the timeline would be by now
>works until you hit another iceberg
if you're driving an iceberg and you hit another iceberg you will just combine into a bigger iceberg boat, use your brain
lmao you would of died on that iceberg. no one is gonna go there to look for people
did they ever find the iceberg that did it?
nope. it's considered a cold case
yeah
hilariously bad luck to run into one lone ice berg in the middle of a massive open ocean and your ship perfectly lines up with it
Yes…bad luck
did he confess?
Because there was no ice((berg)), the ship was torpedoed
jack was already dead when he hit the water, nobody survived that went in the water even the people that got pulled up back onto the lifeboats. they froze solid within 15mins.
the drunk baker survived 2 hours in the water by hanging onto the overturned lifeboat. it wasn't until one of the men standing on it died that they let him climb up out of the water
depending on how drunk he was this might have saved him, alcohol has a lower freezing point.
he would have to be absolutely plastered
Alcohol lowers your body temp, it just feels warm.
the point is that enough of his blood was alcohol that he couldn't freeze
>drink drink through DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
>midwits think this bleeds into the cardiovascular system
have a nice day
it's called science, moron. look it up
why do you think you keep vodka in the freezer? why do you think russians drink so much vodka? if enough of your blood becomes alcohol you can't freeze easily
>why do you think russians drink so much vodka?
Coping for being unable to defeat a militia lead by a israeli comedian?
Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
>Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
lol, WRONG
>After a car crash that resulted in serious injuries, a Polish man's BAC was taken and it was 1.480%.
https://www.guardianinterlock.com/blog/highest-blood-alcohol-concentration-ever-recorded
Yeah he probably died while driving and that's what made the car crash happen.
https://alkotester.pl/blog/TOP-7-alkoholowych-rekord%C3%B3w-w-Polsce-b103.html
Homeless man in Cieszyn Poland was found naked during -10 Celsius freezing weather, had 1,24 %, he lived
>Polish
>Polish
Poland lies through their teeth anons, holy shit lmao
the polish can drink you under the table
at that point, he was the alcohol
>guardianinterlock.com
>company makes breathalyzers and the whole webpage reads like they are challenging you to see how high you can get your BAC
God damn, whenever i see Emma i just want to watch Harry Potter again
>>Anon, 0.08 on a breathalyzer doesn’t mean 8% of your blood is alcohol. It means 0.08% of your blood is alcohol. You’d die of alcohol poisoning before you make it to 1% blood alcohol content
Lol WRONG
>1.024 BAC
It was -10 degrees outside in the middle of a chilly Polish winter, but police found a Polish man asleep and half naked out on the streets. When he was given a breathalyzer, he registered a whopping 1.024%. There’s no word on whether he woke up from his chilly sleep, but that’s beyond the lethal BAC of .40.
Polish news sources say he lived on
Do you know what blood alcohol levels are? When you get plastered there is alcohol in your blood. And when you get tattoos you get chinese ink in your lymph nodes
No. That is not at all how it works. Even if we took your fairytale interpretation of events, a lethal concentration of alcohol in your blood would be a content of .4%
incorrect
exactly, he was incorrect. Thanks fricko
Absolutely not. Below freezing would freeze the water in the body slowly. He could have treaded water for 30 minutes at the absolute most before his legs ceased to function and his body slowly succumbed to the temperature
> According to his own testimony
Water can't get that cold. Only ice can.
Salt water freezes at 28 but this water is constantly moving with waves and currents.
but then how did rose survive?
she floated on a piano
Jesus Christ Anon, you make me wanna cry. It's a movie.
He’s right. Hitting water at that height is pretty much the same as hitting concrete.
there's a scene in which jack tries to climb this piece of wood and it doesn't support them. This should kill the whole fricking debate but of course reddit has to reddit. Also, narratively speaking, it wouldn't make sense for him to survive. This is a movie about loss (the loss) and personal loss corresponds thematically with the loss of the ship
>movie director makes a mistake about what would happen
>this somehow proves people who actually researched it is wrong
BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ROMATIC, YOU moronic FRICKS!
Jack didn't want to live, he's literally a homeless criminal who got a 10/10 pale skinned rich women with a red hairy butthole to sit on his face. The man had already touched the stars.
profound insight
I get it now
God I wish that would have been me
Jack had his top half out the water so should have been fine for 3 hours anyway
>top half
dick status?
this man was certainly de-dicked.
Was it protocol to get your dick out before disembarking?
more of a tradition i think
old Irish tradition at sea. neat detail that Cameron included
>was/were
>BONK!
frozen sir, like a popsicle
The crazy b***h threw israeliteelry worth millions into the ocean and fricked over her grandchildren for no reason, she was just always a spiteful batshit prostitute.
Why didn't they just "ship of theseus" the boat into another boat when it was clear it was going to sink?
Because there is nothing less sexy to a woman than a man trying to save himself. A man has to do everything in his power to protect a woman and once he gets as far as he can get with that then his job is done. Had Jack asked Rose to move over, every woman in the audience would have dried up completely. Women love the idea of men dying so that they may live a full life of getting dicked.
but jack literally does that earlier when he's a damsel in distress handcuffed to a pipe and rose has to jump through a bunch of hoops to save his ass
Alternate universe where Jack DID stay on the floating door with Rose and they both survived.
Why didn't they take turns?
Why didn't they look for another piece of debris?
She was done with him and ready to ride the wealthy wiener carousel
Why didnt the eagles just fly Jack to the USA?
When I was a child I thought everyone got tired of treading water and drowned
Jack should have eaten some of the edges of the piano. The buoyancy of the wood would have caused him to float. He probably wasn't thinking straight because of all the screaming.
it wasn't a piano, it was the right chunk of the grand staircase clock
>Jack supposedly wins his ticket last minute, so his name wouldn't be on the records
>Jacks body sinks, becoming unrecoverable along with his existence
>Everyone related to the incident is dead by the time Rose recounts her tale
Was it all bullshit?
Just connect a bunch of corpses together with thir clothes to make an ice raft and live based as the only man to survive on a pile of bodies at sea.
homies i cant even jump in the pool when its under 70 degrees out.
It is kind of ridiculous that there wasn't a single other piece of debris he couldn't have found to float on.
everyone was fighting over the wreckage
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don't you think if they could have both gotten on the plank they would have ? think for one second in your life
To survive hypothermia you just have to plug your ass. Hypothermia sets in from cold water running up it, so all the people with buttplugs survived.
what if you & your friend don't have access to buttplugs ?
not progressive enough, chud.
So noted. To survive Titanic you just have to
>Get shitfaced drunk
>Have buttsex orgies
And for good measure
>Smoke lots of weed
>Drink lots of cum
>Piss yourself to keep the water warm
Rose is a fricking psychopath. She let Jack die because it made her cum seeing men suffer. She had an explosive orgasm watching them all die as the ship sank. These repeated orgasms heated her core temperature up enough for her to survive. Also, as a first class female passenger she would have had priority to get into the lifeboats but chose to stay so she could watch more of them die. At the end of the movie she drops her necklace in to taunt their ghosts that she's still alive and has one last orgasm and dies of a heart attack.
Why didn't they just have everyone on the ship line up and become a human centipede, where they are kept warm by drinking the body-temperature fluids of the person in front of them. Would this have worked?
Supposing sharing the wood wasn't an option, what would you do if you were in Jack's position and you'd never met Rose before? Would you do the "morally correct" thing and die for a complete stranger or would you throw that b***h off and pretend it never happened?
>Captain, the Titanic is firing SOS flares. Should we help?
>No, I’m going to bed.
>Captain, they’re firing more flares. Should we help now?
>Are they SPECIFICALLY sos flares?
>Uhh, I don’t know, they’re just flares-
>They’re fine.
>Captain, there’s a rescue vessel that’s going to pass us. Should we see where they’re headed?
>…No.
>Captain, the Titanic sunk. Rescue ships are leaving the area now.
>Oh fine. Circle around for a bit and we’ll go back to the States. See? Nobody to rescue.
>There’s nobody to rescue because they’re all de-
>Nobody to rescue, back to the States gentlemen!
He just was being careful not to be in the movie. If he got to close to the ship he knew some homosexual director years from then would write some cringy fanfiction about him and butcher his good name.
>butcher his good name
He spent the rest of his life being run through a media circus as he tried to exonerate himself lol
Did this really happen?
yeah
his ship was only about five miles away. he told the crew the flares were probably a routine operation and the morse code signals were "cold water hallucinations" and didn't even bother checking the wire
Damn, it wouldn't have went down like that if me and my kids were on that boat
There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin.
icebergbros…
We need a time travel movie where Marky Mark goes back to 1912 and beats the shit out of an iceberg to try and save the titanic.
Oh yeah, Titanic was definitely an inside job and he was in on it.
There was a ship close enough to the Titanic to see it. The watchmen observed it all night firing flares and sinking, and reported it to the Captain, but did nothing. Reportedly the Captain said they’re probably not SOS flares, just “normal” ones and went to bed.
They were stopped nearby because of the ice field. Hilariously, the ship’s comms officer tried to warn the Titanic, but the wagie comms guy on the Titanic ignored it and literally screamed at him to shut up because he was busy sending passenger mail.
never knew quiet quitting was also popular in the early 1910s
seems like a good guy to me
It's a movie!
Because the story and it's themes required Jack to die you obtuse fricking autist.
What exactly were they doing down there for 2.5 hours to "keep the power on"?
They ascended into beings of pure energy and allowed the 'ship' to feed on their bodies and souls.
>ship just starts echoing loudly out at sea
Love that sound
>the irish could be here, he thought to himself
Why did Rose spend the rest of life pretending to love her husband she had kids with? Can women really not forget that one bad boy they had a one night stand with?
would you forget some fine pussy you got when you were young?
As a kid I thought the movie was called "titanic" because it had breasts in it.
were you a promiscuous child?
Yet more proof that fact-checker induced cringe has existed before AI made fake news easier
To prevent the Titanic disaster, several measures could have been taken:
1. Improved Iceberg Detection: The ship could have been equipped with more advanced iceberg detection technology, such as radar and sonar systems, to identify and avoid icebergs more effectively.
2. Slower Speed in Iceberg-Prone Areas: The Titanic was sailing at a high speed through known iceberg-infested waters. Slowing down the ship's speed or altering its course could have provided more time to spot and navigate around icebergs.
3. Sufficient Lifeboats for All: The Titanic carried fewer lifeboats than necessary to accommodate all passengers and crew. Ensuring an adequate number of lifeboats, along with regular lifeboat drills and crew training, would have allowed for a safer evacuation.
4. Improved Binocular Availability: Due to a mix-up, the binoculars for the lookouts were not available on the Titanic. Ensuring that binoculars were readily accessible to the lookouts could have improved their ability to spot icebergs in the distance.
5. Clearer Communication of Ice Warnings: The wireless operators on the Titanic received several iceberg warnings from other ships, but not all of them reached the bridge. Improved communication and protocol could have ensured that all relevant information was promptly conveyed to the crew.
6. Enhanced Construction Standards: Constructing the ship with reinforced bulkheads and a double hull design could have increased its ability to withstand a collision with an iceberg.
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7. Improved Evacuation Procedures: Implementing more efficient evacuation procedures, including better crowd control, crew training, and passenger awareness, could have facilitated a faster and safer evacuation of the ship.
8. Heightened Nighttime Vigilance: Increasing the number of lookout personnel and stationing them at strategic positions on the ship during nighttime voyages through hazardous areas could have improved the chances of spotting icebergs.
9. Strengthened Regulatory Oversight: Enforcing stricter maritime regulations and oversight to ensure compliance with safety standards, regular inspections, and adherence to best practices.
It's important to remember that the Titanic disaster led to significant advancements in maritime safety practices. The lessons learned from this tragedy have played a crucial role in shaping modern maritime regulations, safety protocols, and technological advancements to prevent similar disasters in the future
is this referencing those USCSB videos
Hello GPT
>people saying the water was below freezing
>'freezing' referencing the freezing temperature of water
Uhhh......
What do you think an iceburg is made of?
I'm saying if the water was below freezing it wouldn't be water, it'd be ice.
if only an extremely abundant and common substance that you find in every kitchen, generally in the form of small, white crystals lowered the freezing temperature of water. if such a thing exists, and could be found in the coughsaltcough water of the oceans, maybe it could exist
Why didn't they use the salt to melt the iceberg then?
salt doesnt melt ice, it lowers its freezing point when mixed into it
howd they get away with showing boobs in a pg13 movie
my music teacher showed this to us in class once, these days she would probably have been arrested
Good.
>Carpathia raced at 3 knots above its intended top speed through an ice field to Titanic's rescue
>Californian rolled over and went back to sleep
race status of the crew on board of each boat?
"i say old man, we are stopped and surrounded by ice"- ss californian
the titanic guys were warned and ignored the danger
were there really that many boats out there while the titanic sunk? did they not fricking know that ice would be bad for a boat back then?
they definitely knew the dangers of ice, i think they just kind of ignored it/underestimated the likelihood of running into any
They believed that they would have enough forewarning from lookouts to avoid any serious danger.
Ah yes so easy for lookouts to spot ice during a new moon without binoculars
typical californian fricks
My favourite type of salad is an iceberg
>ice~~*berg*~~
it was an inside job to collect the insurance and drown the goy
Berg is a word that has been appropriated by the israelites from the Germanic/Scandinavian people
STOP THE israelite MENACE!
It always surprises me when I see normalgays failing to understand basic laws of physics.
I should've gotten used to it by now, but they're always so smug in their quips, it makes it all the more shocking.
let me guess, you would have scienced the shit out of it?
You rabid homosexual can suck my wiener. Stop assuming shit about people from 2 lines of text.
Don't forget that the whole story you see play out happens not only in a flashback, but a flashback told by old Rose, who is an unreliable narrator.
She might have misremembered the details.
Or she might even have lied. Maybe he wanted to join her on the door, but she refused and let him die. Maybe she kicked him off. This is the same person who threw away a pretty valuable pendant, just to mess with people, afterall.
If she admits to killing a man just because she wanted the floating door to herself, and freely admitted to cheating on her husband with a loser, imagine the degenerate shit she didn't admit to
>If she admits to killing a man just because she wanted the floating door to herself
But she didn't admit it. That's the point. She told some tall tale about how he heroically let himself drown for her sake.
See this
And I also forgot to add
>Is homeless so even if he died, no one would miss or report him.
is it your contention that, in fact, b***hes be lying?
Damn straight homie
Every part of the movie where she wasn't in the scene was fanfiction. There's no way she'd know about half the shit Cal did while she was down freeing Jack from jail
Why didn't they just light a fire?
>Gondor is calling for aid
They would have both froze to death. Also it's fake and it's a movie. Ever go to one of those places with Titanic temperature water? It makes your arm numb. Now imagine the shock to your body, most people couldn't move and died moments later of cardiac arrest. Most who had been in the water and got to boats didn't survive the night.
>Ever go to one of those places with Titanic temperature water? It makes your arm numb.
the frick are you talking about
He probably did the ice bucket challenge back in the day.
kek he paid to stick his arm in ice water
You never been to the Hollywood Movie Water Temperature Exhibit? Oh man we’d go down every weekend. They have all the water temperatures from movies: Titanic, The Little Mermaid, waterworld, Jaws, Pirana 3d, Free Willy, Frozen - So many slightly different temperatures, and you could put your arm in every single one! They don’t need fancy movie props, or visual references, or information panels or anything like that. Just 12 buckets with varying amounts of ice in them. It was truly the golden age of Hollywood.
As soon as leo touched the water he was dead. Most people who touched the water died of shock instantly.
He wasn't real
>BLOIMEY MATE! OI THINK OI SMELL A BLEEDIN' OYICBEE'RG! GOD SOIVE TH' QUEEN IT'S ROIGHT FOOKIN' THERE! RING TH' BLEETIN BELL!! BLIMEY!!
frankly there were too many lifeboats on titanic
anyone who goes on about this has never tried to climb into a boat from the water before, shit's hard enough a wooden plank would be near impossible to do without flipping
it’s hard for women, most men have the necessary upper body strength to pull it off
not the issue, getting on without the thing flipping is the issue, without him holding it steady in the water the piece of wood might flip just from her laying there
Rose managed to do it right before Jack you incurable fricking moron.
yeah with Jack helping her and keeping the whole thing from flipping upside down on her moron
we don't sign our posts here
Because it was a movie and the script said Leo died in the water
That's it.
that’s fine but at least make it realistic, have her on something half that size
The cook didn't live because his blood was alcohol. The cook lived because the alcohol dulled his nervous system enough that he didn't go into shock. Alcohol actually dilates the veins that carry blood, meaning more circulation, meaning faster heat loss. Here's a whole wiki article explaining how people die if they jump in freezing water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_shock_response
>people got memed so hard they can't even enjoy a semi-educational show now
Did James go over if it was possible for them to survive on the door in the 25th anniversary? I remember seeing a short interview about it prior to the release.
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too obvious
Women understand males as being disposable.
We need to breed women to be empathic to men as much as they are to themselves.
Is there a cut anywhere with the deleted scenes inserted? It's a completely different film with all the context those scenes add. There's a reason they keep singing the flying machines song, the rose line about the stars, rose smiling when jack says he doesn't like caviar, etc
why doesnt jack like caviar?
We don't know if he does or not. Rose makes an offhand comment about not liking caviar right before the spitting scene so Jack says the caviar line at dinner to make her laugh
Because women are moronic
>that ~15 second delay between the bell being rung and the order hard to starboard
>be Alfred Nourney
>decide to go to America
>takes a revolve with "to defend himself in the wild west"
>boards in second class
>doesn't like it, says it does befit his "noble ancestry" so he bullshits way into first class
>starts calling himself Baron Alfred von Drachstedt
>also spends over $2000 (in todays money) on clothing and israeliteelry to better play the part
>hanging out in the smoke-room with the lads on the night it hits the iceberg
>straight away wonders over to lifeboat 7 and just hops right in
>as they rowed away, he just sat there smoking and later on it the night started firing his revolver randomly into the air
>gets rescued by the Carpathia
>while on the Carpathia he rests on a large pile of blankets. A frustrated woman pulls one from underneath him causing him to tumble to the floor.
>everyone claps and Nourney hides in embarrassment
I am convinced that this man was a Cinemaphile poster that went back in time. He went on to be the longest surviving male passenger of the Titanic, work for Mercedes Benz and if you believe some rumors, serve in the SS.
You forgot after the Titanic he literally went back to live with his mother
Jack was gay
don’t lie, he wanted that fire crotch.
He had hypothermia. His brain was operating at 20% capacity. What part of hypothermia makes people make bad decisions dint you understand?
Since when does hypothermia make you moronic?
Since forever.
no it gets negated by adrenaline for at least 10 minutes
Wrong again, in water hypothermia can take hold in just a few minutes. Assuming you’re swimming around in moving water it’s gonna be super fast
Cal and Rose's suite cost around $100k in 2023 money, not including whatever her mom's room cost
Their suite was Ismay's suite in real life.
t. Titanic nerd.
How the frick is this movie a romance if he died at the end so they didn't get married? That's what you told me about star wars sequels
Titanic is evil and ruined 2 entire generations of women.
No it didnt. Its impact on society is over exagerated
they weren't very bright
>tfw no gf
honestly it makes more sense when you realize DiCaprio is only 5'10"