Why did Rust nut so fast?
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cuz she's hot as frick, and they'd been building sexual tension for like 10 years
Also it's a 'danger frick'. You want to coom before you get caught or before either of you realises it's a bad idea.
This. Also, who knows when the last time Rust had sex was.
He was dating a woman earlier in the story.
Sucks having PE, bros
Isnt ED worse?
Sometimes I wish I had ED if I'm just gonna cum in five seconds anyway.
No, Anon, you don't.
Depends on your ego and what you want out of sexual interactions with women. Insecure women will often blame themselves for your ED.
>i'm too ugly to give you an erection *cry* *cry* *cry*
You'll always be blamed for your PE, but some women find it flattering. Women usually prefer encountering PE to encountering ED. She might still be condescending about your PE, even if it's amusing for her.
They put up with PE for a few times. Get ready for her to cheat if you marry her
>it sucks having cancer
>isn't aids worse?
it's not a competition
I haven't had sex while sober but I imagine I'd cum in seconds then. When drunk, I can go for hours, which isn't good either.
I either coom in 5 seconds or can't coom at all if I get over that initial hump. Pretty moronic.
>PE
Penis Erections?
Not being able to cum at all because of death grip is worse.
As long as you gave her a good enough time during foreplay, I've had girls be flattered I was so turned on I came within a couple minutes. But if you're 30 minutes into sex and you just CAN'T cum? She gets bored or even insulted, because culture has instilled in us that all men cum immediately all the time and if the guy doesn't cum, it's because he thinks she's ugly
it doesn’t work out like that once you’re in a relationship though. Women want to get fricked properly
>Women want to get fricked properly
God they're so gross.
Your dick game should be good enough where you’re making her cum multiple times if you can’t cum yourself. She should have no complaints at all. But I get it, women will complain either way
i feel you
think about it, even if you explain it sounds bad. the woman will think you weren't satisfied, even if you look into her eyes and say that it was good even if you didn't cum.
shitty situation.
t. never had a girl not get my dick wet
>the woman will think you weren't satisfied
who cares what she thinks? that's the problem with men today
The problem with men today is trying to impress other men instead of pleasuring women. Good job, you are so awesome bro
>the woman will think you weren't satisfied, even if you look into her eyes and say that it was good even if you didn't cum
Dont women do this exact same thing to men in just about every movie and tv show? The men are always portrayed as quick shots who cant satisfy a woman and she will sweetly pat their head and say it's okay, it was fun, and the man will just have to take it, and everybody in the audience starts clapping.
The projection you're giving off is blinding
just finish yourself off PE is worse
Bro you just fake it, no problem.
>but nothing came out
>it was a dry fire, baby
yes this worked in real life on a real woman more than once
Can confirm. I've done it too.
my last gf loved creampies and would get mad if I pulled out even tho she wasn't on birth control. so I faked it all the time. usually they can't even feel it anyway
I feel practically nothing getting head or fricking. Not sure if its circumcision or death grip.
It sucks, i dont even really care if i cum or not but the problem is the other person usually wants me to and i cant give them that without jerking myself off.
>the other person
gay
its mental thing, gotta relax and let it happen. The right partner helps a lot too.
>came within a couple minutes
id love to be able to last a couple of minutes
I know that feel bro I just wanna fap longer again
Take the Zoloft pill (literally)
hasn't changed shit and stop taking it recently
>gotta prepare to take a drug every time you anticipate having sex
It's worse than that. It takes like two weeks to start to work... So you always have to be on it and then you have to up your dosage when you get used to it. And yet it's the only thing that kinda works but I couldn't keep up with it.
I just gave up on sex.
this
you wont cum early when your dick never even gets hard in the first place
Frick off israelite
This shit just kills your sex drive, absolute brainlet take or cryptopharma israelite
start with unloading in her mouth
now that the tension is relieved, immediately focus on pounding her
you'll last a lot longer for your second nut
t. sexpro
It doesn’t get hard again that quick
This
Take a cialis then. Eat her out for ten minutes, make her cum and you should be ready to go again
there's pills to make you hard even after you cum
Viagra is a miracle.
Funniest part is how the women are always baffled that we keep going. Like they were already ready to be disappointed when I cum but then can just swap condom and the ride continues.
ED is far worse
t. knower
I think premature ejaculators are so cute, especially when they try to hold it in and can't and get all apologetic.
ywnbaw
Have a tactical fap sometime before the sex bro.
>just fap bro
>just like wait to get hard again bro
Wow PE BTFO. Who knew the solution was so simple that it's never been tried before in human history. Next up, stop balding by just not losing hair
Here’s what you do.
After you cum the first time, have her sit on your face until you’re ready for round 2
Eat pussy until you're ready again you fricking moron, no b***h ever has not been flattered by cooming fast.
>PE
You have to be 18 to post here. Don't forget to suit up and wash your gym shorts you little shit.
>tfw its my fetish
>tfw no gf to giggle about how much of a minute man you are
feels sad brehs
>mfw gf has a quickie fetish
>get berated for not cooming fast enough
>get berated for not cooming enough
ffs I'm seething for real right now
>tfw PE but virtually no refractory period
zoloft fixes that.
at least its not ED
just cum fast the first time and then try your best on round 2
He thought about Russia kicking NATO'S ass.
>I don't cum, I just edge
Rust had buildup
Happens to the best of us I would imagine. I've never had sex.
It shows
He realised he was being used and so robbed Maggie of the biggest creampie of her life.
Tight pussy from neglect
>Tight pussy
>2 kids
i would've gotten her to sit on my face at least for a few minutes
Because he was feeling the warmth of a woman for the first time in years
Because he's super straight. The longer it takes you to bust, the more you might want to consider that you're either bisexual or gay.
It was anal, confirmed in the show
nasty
A full nelson anal creampie to be precise, Pizzaman confirmed
gave her the aul Rusty Door
>Why did Rust nut so fast?
He didn't.
I had a similar quickie with a girl who wanted me. We barely got our clothes off and I remember saying "oh shit why am I Cumming already?!" Shit thought it was hot but I felt like a pussy
he was thinking about her daughter
fuggg, she is so fricking hot young mom milfy-licious, would frick her pregnant every day.
How come women never look like they enjoy the sex? Menbros are we really that bad in bed?
Most directors are surprised to find out that women don't usually cry during sex
women have all the affection they need since birth, they have tens of men waiting in line just to have the chance to touch them. Sex is a mean for them, not an end.
>cums
>walks away
so is david fincher just going to ignore her spilling his ejaculate all over the floor? I don't like this plot hole.
He hadn't busted a nut in years. Try not jerking off for 3 days and you'd probably hit the ceiling fan if you just brushed the tip of your pecker.
Now imagine having this 10/10 housewife that you've lusted over for years come onto you and shoves you inside of her dripping wet, hot pussy. Rust is a legend for lasting as long as he did, and I won't let you besmirch his name.
I mean was that really so traumtic? Like 5 seconds start to finish. It's barely even rape honestly.
did you watch the show, or are you making a joke? I can't tell
She initiated it, you TDvirgin.
Wow right in her no-no poo-poo hole.
I've been there.
A nice woman from Bosnia I was seeing for a while and boning.
I told her I'm doing her bum and she complained bitterly but she let me do it because I was already tired of her and she knew I was on the edge of leaving her.
She screamed over and over into a pillow as I got in and had that hot hot tight hole.
I came in 5 minutes. It was like riding a wild beast with my talleywhacker.
After I was done I left her house and never went back again.
I wonder if she's still alive somewhere or offed herself. She was so unhappy and her only hobby was complaining and being misrea.
I told my hair stylist to watch this show and she specifically mentioned this scene to me, but more importantly she agreed it was kino of the highest order
Kek my mom watched the first 3 seasons as they were released and she would seethe nonstop about the drop in quality. And I mean REAL seething. I don't doubt she posts here
Make her watch S4. Do it.
nice round ass and smallish breasts, top tier body
I have deathgrip and still take 20 minutes to bust from blowjobs, I have never busted in pussy
>I have never busted in pussy
You're a virgin still, technically.
Nah, I've rawdogged pussy but it's just impossible to bust from it. It's hard enough from a blowjob. I fear I've permanently damaged my dick from whacking off daily
You haven't PERMANENTLY damaged it, anon. Just temporarily. Lay off the fapping or at least relax the death grip.
I wish I had that. Premature cumming kills all your confidence
I had the exact same problem brother. You're gripping your dick too hard.
They'll tell you the only solution is to no fap for a year. They're moronic. The best solution is to change how you grip your dick.
I've trained myself to cook by only using 2 fingers and gently messaging around the head of my dick. Never touch the shaft because that's where you're bruised and desensitized from. Your head is sponge and soft and If you can train yourself to bust from just the head you'll have no problem with sex.
It honestly should be the default way you masterbate. That's the only cure of you want to keep beating off
>Your head is sponge and soft
Anteater dick detected
Thanks goyim
oh no nobody tell him
Tell me what you did to get your dick like that beforehand so I can last longer
You don't want your dick to be as insensitive as your forearm, trust me.
Huh? Are you telling me that mutilated cattle have mummified heads?
great minds think alike, ive been doing this too for the better part of a year now. also ill say this, jerk off on to a sock and pretend its a face of a girl you like or something, it helps. also, when you bust squat wide and shot the load, something about putting pressure on the butthole in a squat position helps me shoot hard ropes.
thats nuts ive had sex probably 1000 times and ive cum inside probably 900 of those
What if I've had unprotected sex a couple times, but pulled out and didn't bust in her? Am I still a virgin?
yes
I didn't bust raw till I was 32. I immediately realized I've been having sex the wrong way.
"Virginity" is a female virtue. Men are just "inexperienced."
Thats weird i have deathgrips and take 20 mins to bust from pussy. Never busted from bj unless she was sucking on my balls while i jerked it
Understandable. I mean look at that meat, i would nut just by caressing it.
Soft and smushy yet still retains an excellent shape at rest. Top tier woman.
matthew probably still remembers this from time to time
He was a little rusty
Undercarlosed
my man does it again
>The King in Maggie
he was jizzing at god
Cuz there’s only so much time in an episode.
Dude was nofapping for years, If you nofap for a week you'll only last about 10 seconds.
>Why did Rust nut so fast?
Does Rust really strike you as the jerking off type? Hes probably in the 1% of guys that doesn't jerk off.
literally me
he looks like a chronic masturbator bro
what happened next?
>what happened next?
it will shock you
literally me
movie?
literally me
tgwtdt
That's the American version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Yeah. Rooney Mara's ass looks fantastic in this.
is there a movie where she scissors with her monke sister
He's literally me.
Guys, dont munch on it all crazy aggressive like that like youre in a porno with your facial hair scratching everything, slow down and use your tongue wisely.
t. rimjob receiver
I munch ass however the FRICK I want, homosexual. And I do it like a madman.
>AAAHHH NOO HE'S LICKING MY BUTT I'M TRAUMATIZED
He makes it very clear he's gonna raw dog her ass and then does but I did laugh
Do you think cohle have a massive wiener
If Marty had walked in on them fricking, do you think he would have shot Rust right then and there or just frick him up before Rust hands his ass back to him?
he wouldn't care because he would have already empty his balls inside Daddario
>virgins on the TELEvision board trying to make sense of it
>it's just because of TV editing
Half the threads on here are just tards not being able to undestand simple things and making attention seeking threads about it.
Try not fricking or jerking off for a week and see how you do
>Try not fricking or jerking off for a week
I really can't
yeah i know
That actually makes me last longer for some reason. I have no idea why
Yeah me too. once I had sex after not cumming for two weeks (which is my max limit before I cum automatically during my sleep) and it took much longer to bust and when I did it felt really painful in my groin, like I got my sperm vacuumed out of me
Because he was fricking his axe wound. It’s confirmed he’s a troony
Is sex really like this?
No, that is necrophilia with a ghoulish corpse.
damn that was the worst series I've watched in the last ten years and I have watched a lot of shit. literally diarrhea
It was so weird how the first two episodes gave us aggressive hookup sex scenes for each lead woman. No plot significance, no development of their relationships with the men, just... needing to immediately establish that the leads have active sex lives? Why??
Meanwhile, in S1.
Literally me. Give me my pills, prostitute.
god i miss picking up drugs
I don't miss that at all.
>Initially, Nic Pizzolatto was directly involved in a fourth season of True Detective, but ultimately Issa López would be selected as showrunner, writing and directing the whole season.
it's a mystery
Is this from Fallout?
Jodie has and always will be a total qt. She's 5'3" and always acts like a b***h but clearly wants you to pick her up and frick her
Oh yeah give me heterosexual sex, I love heterosexual sex so much with a non woman person, your penis doesn't bother me at all, please continue giving me the heterosexual sex...
Dress had flowers on it thus he thought of mowing the lawn.
>women think this is some kind of own
do you think I care if SHE cums?
lol at people caring if a hook up cums or not. save that for your wife or girlfriend. also when you don't care, you unintentionally last longer
That guy will go on to disappoint a hundred women, what a cool life
doesn't matter, none of them are the gf/wife, just randos
Body count + stds = profit??
why so salty, incel scum?
Sorry I forgot how awesome it is to waste your youth, testosterone, and worthy genes on throwaway women
as opposed to morons like you who waste it with tranime, games and being friendless?
As if you don't waste the same amount of time paying for dinners and scrolling through tinder
I really don't, but feel free to cope, loser
keep coping
if you cant perform well enough to frick women senseless then the one you love will ressent you and probably leave you
thats the best case scenerio, the worst is them end up cheating on you while staying with you in a relationship that reeks bitterness
QUIT FRICKING LAUGHING b***h?!?!
QUIT LAUGHING, prostitute
I don't understand why people think she is making fun of the guy in this scene. It's a very "Pleased with myself" look on her face. Like she's very happy with herself to be in that position. "teehee I'm having sex"
Not that the guy is nutting too fast or has a tiny dick like you people like to project.
yeah, haven't seen the movie but that webm reminds me of my first gf. we both had our first times together and she had that kind of grin on her face for most of it. i asked why and she said "I thought it was gonna hurt but it didn't"
our relationship got pretty wild after that, but sadly she was extremely jealous, to the point where she started to monitor my computer when I wasn't home. haven't had a gf in years since that
yeah
ACT LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYING ME FRICKING YOU b***h?!?!
Is that supposed to be critique of the guy's performance while she lies there like a tranquilized matress?
If he's so bad then get on top you stupid c**t.
why do I have the urge to slap her
wtf is she doing
looks like some robot on idle animation
Sir, what are you doing in my room? I gonna have to ask you to leave
Because it's a fricking tv show you fricking autistic sperg.
Either they didnt actually show the entire intercourse and you are supposed to interpret that it was longer OR maybe it was meant to be a quickie, but obviously it was intentionally short.
Or did you think they were gonna show a 10min sex scene, moron?
she nutted too. quickies are the purest form of sex
>Be me when this show came out
>Imagine myself as Rust
>Be current me
>Fancy myself as the woman getting smashed
What the hell happened fufufu kek
bongland was a mistake
Take the thong out yo bussy, playa
Prime Michelle monaghan walks into ur house and fricks you
I'd cum in 30 seconds too
it seems only the wall could satisfy her
B-b-b-b-but the BBC is supposed to make women just flood the bed! Black men are supposed to be sexual gods!
the bigger question is, why did she like it so much? he lasted 4 pumps
BonaCHAD mindbroke Scott so hard, it isn't even funny.
i've fricked prostitutes like this and they did not react like that at all. they look like they are in pain and they grab the bedsheets.
it's pretty hot
I think you morons underestimate the emotional connection women require to enjoy sex a lot more. Randoms and prostitutes obviously won't enjoy it as much as a lover would.
tiny dick issue
my 8.5" x 6.25" hog would make them cry
You are overcompensating in your post.
Bet her dad was real happy she starred in this scene
Is that the israelite girl from Taika Waititi's My Pal Hitler movie?
AHAHAHAH kate mara is a b***h for this what movie is this ???
>no stamina
>too much stamina
which is it lol lmao
>mfw
As a man, what’s the most damaging thing you could do to this foids ego after she said that?
Probably laugh, pull out and say youre not interested anymore while getting dressed. Then the extremely key step is withold sex and refuse to initiate
What this anon said
but don’t initiate sex with her at all. Just talk with other wammanz and ghost her.
There's no way you could finish after that. Better to keep it to yourself or just ask to stop.
One of my coworkers was complaining about how bad this guy was in bed to me (unprompted). I will literally never have sex, there’s just way too much pressure to perform.
Easiest way is to get drunk. It will help you last longer and if it doesn’t, you really don’t give a shit what the woman thinks
This. Being a borderline alcoholic, I have had a lot of drunken sex with women. They need the booze to loosen inhibitions. Then they can be degenerate bawds fricking you the first time, which means their sexual proclivities are in the open. Then you just start fricking on the reg, sober or not. Even better drunk after wards bc you're even more comfortable so inhibitions can get extremely loose. Lots of anal sex happens this way.
You must be a filthy sexhaver. I've worked with several dozen young women over the years, some of them quite trashy (of course), and not a one of them has ever directed this sort of talk at me. Once they're around me for a day or two they can sense what I am and they instinctively know, for their own safety, not to discuss anything sex related in my presence.
Actually I take it back. On one occasion I went to a work party and a bunch of them were playing Cards Against Humanity, a game involving But I was just sort of there and didn't recite any of them, you're not going to catch me out there.
>sexhaver
you mean a normal human being, you subhuman pile of shit
>doesn't realize where he is
Lower your tone when speaking to me
frick off, homosexual. YOu can't look anyone in the eyes.Also, this hasn't been a supah sekreet klub for worthless scum like you incels in well over a decade.
>I will literally never have sex
You miss that part buddy? The chick talking to me in question is far from a catch and is your typical insane femcel. She fricked that guy because he was tall, thats it.
cyalis is a helluva drug anon, one pill and you are hard for a hole weekend
(horrible sideeffects like blurry vision and headaches but you frick like a stud)
I don't get any side effects from cialis, it just makes my already really hard boners even harder
also you can get a crazy pump at the gym on it, it's the best preworkout ever
My dad told me he took a second viagra after he thought the first one wasn't working and instead he ended up in the ER instead of getting laid. I laughed but his dad died of a heart attack so I felt bad later.
You know what all these webms have in common? The guy is just literally using them as a hole to cum through. If you spend even a minute of that time giving them attention, like telling them how pretty they are or kissing their neck or caressing their cheek, they'll think they are having a good time even if they aren't.
Literally just pay attention to them in bed and you'll be fine. Don't "use" them.
This shit has aged so badly, lo.. The plots comically unbelievable, and is full of holes. The actors are all trying too hard, as well. Definitely a relic.
It was a 1:8 scale version of se7en and zodiac made by Fincher so
lel what I just watched it for the 4th time and I'm still convinced its possibly the greatest single season of tv ever, only sopranos beats it really
>jerk off multiple times a day
>takes a while and my orgasm is nothing to write home about, but still pleasurable enough to curl my toes on occasion
>take a couple days off due to no privacy
>takes 3 minutes and the jizz leaks out before my orgasm peaks, cucking me out of an insane nut when in the past I should've been on the verge of yelling
JUST
In my early 30s, this has just started happening to me and I hate it
>edging for a while
>getting close and suddenly nutting without the orgasm, when I wasn't ready for it
As a zoomer, I just want to say that sex scenes are gross
New pussy
After you actually start having sex on the reg, not having it as often wrecks your stamina and performance. If more than a week goes by for whatever reason without sex, I nut in like 5 minutes. If I have it a few times a week I can go for like half an hour. The first year I actually had max stamina because I wasn't used to it yet. Took like an hour to bust.
>just here to frick your wife's ass, Marty.
Rust Cohle? more like Bust Hole
Pro tips on how to deathgrip?
There’s a reason it’s called a one pump chump and not a thousand pump chump. Making a woman cum with your dick is the only real spiritual power you have over them
Well, that and a prenup
pawg pussy just hits different, can't blame'em tbh
What did he see?
Its been confirmed that it was his daughter on the tape being raped by his father-in-law.
????????
Its obvious if you pay attention.
Don't answer bait.
rust bust in his wife after a few pumps
wtf was his problem?
Canadian
He knows the esoteric secrets of semen retention
Hadn't touched a woman in decades. Probably watched a lot of porn in his spare time. To be honest, he's lucky he even got it out of his pants before he jizzed.
>Probably watched a lot of porn
It was the very early internet days and he didn't have a TV in his place
He had at least one porno to watch and he had a tv in his gooncave.
I do drugs (opiates specifically) so I can last in bed for an hour. My ex would orgasm multiple times before I could get off. It was exhausting and I would always crave an ice cold soda afterwards.
It's like sprinting for 40 minutes. It's very loud, aggressive and sweaty sex. She also had to get on the pill because with a condom I felt nothing. Also jerkin it is out of the question, it has become impossible. The best part is that she had no idea I did drugs so she just thought I was amazing in bed.
My first gf was a little chubby white girl and I would finish in 5 minutes because I was clean then. But my last ex was a petite asian and she loved it.
>crave ice cold soda
wtf lol thats exactly how i am when I take opiates and exert myself, nothing better than some fizzy caffeine syrup water
oof. you're in for a rough road buddy. in it for the hereon.
Do you still shit?
I used to take several minutes to finish when I was young with my gf for the first 5 or so years, now we've been together 10 and the last 2-3 years I finish incredibly quickly or not at all, wtf happened
it's not fast it's normal
As soon as the woman cums it’s over just finish. I’ve had girls break up with me because it takes too long for me to cum. This is the sex they want. Just get jackhammered and both cum in 90 seconds so they can go back to scrolling their phone.
I used to eat my high school gf out until she came then I'd frick her. It kind of sucked because she was exhausted after cumming so she'd just lie there
I usually need to cum once or twice before i get up to speed. i don't know where this 'once and done' bs comes from.
I mean if you can't go twice, sure, you best take your time, but who does that but old men?
I mean hell, I'm still hard after the first time I cum, so I'm not sure what the big deal even is.
Honestly, its like i can't even get all the way hard until I relax a little bit. Its like the pre-game show.
don't they always say you should do warm ups before cardio?
He had to get it on
Because sex scenes are moronic and slow down the show
I never jerk offd once in high school. Need my trophy now.
>a trophy for making your mom wash wet dream stains out of your sheets (more frequently than is typical)
i started jerking it since the age of like 10. never had a wet dream. it fricks without your hormones, dont let anyone tell you it doesnt affect health.
Nobody needs a scene that's 5-10 minutes of humping, they just cut to the chase.
What is this? He's me when I lived with my sister.
literally me
Sauce?
>tfw PE but dick remains Hard for hours UP to build another nut
Best of both worlds
Him nutting and then immediately sperging out at her is so kino
10+ years nofap
As a bro who has sex; you either last 2 seconds or 10 hours. I've had fricks where I'm busting a nut after a few thrusts and I've had fricks that felt like they were never going to end.
I think it comes down to intensity and how prepped you are beforehand. I find if I've gotten a blowie and a handy before and if I've fingered her and eaten her out I can last longer whereas if I just stick it in I'll cum fast
>writers are trying so hard to out "wire" The Wire
>insert cuckold subplot
>kills the entire season
>writers still try to pull a "The Wire" and offer their horrendous takes via DVD commentary
I fricking hate S1 so much
Why are normalgays so obessed with sex?
I checked out the moment he cucked Marty. I hate shows that do this shit. Cuckoldry is not "normal" and hollywood really needs to stop try to "normalize" it.
Frick
Reminds me of my wife
Why was he such an incel?
This subplot will never not be the worst true detective subplot.
Some grill's vegana will be perfect for your dick that you'll nut really fast and with the force of a thousand galaxies
Others not so much hence why you can't coom
nutting quickly is an evolutionary advantage and i'm tired of pretending it isn't
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLEASURE A WOMAN FOR 46 HOURS OR ELSE YOURE NOT HIGH T
MEN WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONS WHO CANT EJACULATE ARE HIGH T!!!!!
no condom
Why did Nut rust so fast?
underrated post
he was rarely getting screwed
Why did he mow Woody Harrelson's lawn?
it was a metaphor. mowing another man's lawn is the horticultural equivalent of fricking his wife.
I pay some fat white dude 40 bucks to mow my yard every week
What did I mean by this?
Since you're paying for a service you're still the man of the house, so it's fine. Letting another man do your chores while you're out is akin to being cucked, however.
Rust metaphorically castrated Marty that day.
just to be safe you should try to find a female owned lawn service. they likely won't do a very good job, but I would be ok with a woman metaphorically fricking my wife.
I'm just glad I found a white dude and not illegal aliens
When I moved in my neighbor was using him for their yard so I just asked him to do mine
Dude makes like 160 bucks in about 2 hours (minus expenses) since they own 3 houses all right next to each other