Beast
+wealthy, prince, yjk*, doesn't come from her poor provincial town like Gaston, Beast's palace has a library, he's cursed and she can break it (women can't resist fixing damaged redeemable bad boys)
Gaston
-illiterate, abusive/controlling (to be fair, so is Beast, but he responds to Belle's attempts to reform him), bimbettes, dead.
knotty girl
she gets her date a pup cup
she can undo a knot with her tongue
her date drags her around
the evidence gives reasonable suspicion of sexual activity with non-human animals
"he's just a friend"
too eager to dogsit
"we were just wrestling"
is he at least 10 months old?
"woof" doesn't pass the Harkness test
does she prefer good boys or bad boys?
chew toy
they play fetch with her vibrator
most likely to wake up with fleas
18:23
beastmistress
patient zero for red rocket fever
she wears his collar to bed
woke up hungover in a kennel
she makes b***hes jealous
cynophile/cyneraste
She's a Paw Patroller
Her boyfriend runs on kibble
For her, every position is doggy
Her & her dog both purebred
She got fleas from being on her knees
He's a pound puppy
She's an astronaut of the Red Rocket
women love pasive agresive behaviour.
you have to treat them good for a while and then be a psicopath butthole.
and then restart the game.
gaston was bad all the time and didnt give the impresion of being tameable.
I bet I could lay you on your back & fill your chest with water you're so fricking weak. Women love chest hair, gays love a smooth chest. Why do you thinj Hollywood wants men to shave all the time?
Because you are a man and are attracted to womanly features like a lack of hair. Women, being women, are attracted to manly features like hair. A hair man is to a woman what a hairless woman is to you.
If Gaston had imprisoned her in his basement with shelves full of books and requesting she teach him about things from the books she would've fallen for him too.
Prove me wrong.
>strong and handsome moron who wants to marry her >not thanks i just want to read >literal cursed monstrosity who hates everything and himself >i can fix him
see
Gaston was handsome, but inside he was an ignorant jerk. The Beast was outwardly frightening, but possessed a kindness that would never have been cultivated in his character without years of suffering. Both are flawed, but Beast overcomes his flaws and becomes the better man.
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did you miss the point where she only started to fall for him as he grew into a better person? That's kind of a big turning point in their dynamic
It's not about her personal feelings. Beast won the fight & married Belle. If Gaston had won the fight he would have dragged her back to his hunting lodge & chained her to the stove. Either way Belle would belong to the victor.
If Gaston had imprisoned her in his basement with shelves full of books and requesting she teach him about things from the books she would've fallen for him too.
Prove me wrong.
>strong and handsome moron who wants to marry her >not thanks i just want to read >literal cursed monstrosity who hates everything and himself >i can fix him
This. Why would a man of gaston's girth and stature waste his time with some swarthy albaboon chick when he's a got a harem of blonde haired blue eyed wienersleeves following him around?
Gaston was handsome, but inside he was an ignorant jerk. The Beast was outwardly frightening, but possessed a kindness that would never have been cultivated in his character without years of suffering. Both are flawed, but Beast overcomes his flaws and becomes the better man.
But that's wrong the beast was cursed because he was an arrogant evil man, the only difference between beast and Gaston is that belle tried to help the beast but just treated Gaston like shit
One interpretation is that Gaston is a Chad but Beast is some kind of hyper-gigachad. He's like 10 feet tall, literally covered in hair, has fangs, is impossibly strong, and is basically close a wild animal. Essentially, he is even more super masculine and bestial than Gaston or any normal human. Belle was hypergamous to a ludicrous degree and wanted the ultimate male to the point she preferred a monstrous humanoid.
But the Beast eventually learned from Belle that it's more beneficial to yourself and everyone around you to embrace patience, kindness, and humility. Gaston relied only on selfishness, arrogance, and strength. The virtue of the Beast is that he learned.
Gaston could have learn but she instead chose to ignore him completely and she even grimace at gaston instead of communicating but again the beast has servants to take care of his dirty boots
Gaston didn't love Belle. He treated her like shit by making fun of her books. He just wanted to possess her to serve his own vanity because she was pretty. Like he was doing her a favor.
You missed the whole point of the movie. The Beast learns to be humble which Gaston never does. Then Beast gets rewarded by being turned back to normal and Gaston gets killed because of his arrogance. It's a very simple tale of, dare I say it, beauty and the beast.
That's not dissappointment, that's careful curiosity. She's not sure if the human she sees is still the beast. Then she looks him in the eyes and sees that it's still the same beast she knows and Belle shows signs of relief. This happens in the goddamn movie. Fricking twitter autists.
Gaston was narcissist. Just like you don't stick your dick in crazy, same would apply to women with men. Gaston would have probably ended up beating her ass.
The old cliche of the woman using her secret/hidden inner beauty and feminine charm to domesticate the wild "beast" man. The classic "I can fix him" trope. She is attracted to the dark and mysterious brooding loner (who just happend to own a castle) and wants to help him out.
In the original tale, Gaston tore off Beast's knot and impaled him through the eye. Then Gaston raped Belle until she loved him. He fricked her into submission.
A beast may or may not be dumb, Gaston proved he was dumb and anti-intellectual. Nothing dries up "sapiosexual" pussy like proving you're dumb as frick, you might as well have a negative dick..
Just women things >The contrasting approach worked; so popular was Jean Marais as the Beast, that when he was transformed at the end back to human form, Greta Garbo famously said, "Give me back my Beast!", Marlene Dietrich cried, "Where is my beautiful Beast?", and letters poured in from matrons, teenage girls, and children complaining to Cocteau and Marais about the transformation.
And gay things too for that regard >Jean Cocteau intentionally made The Beast a sympathetic character, and his alter ego, the Prince, a over-sentimental and saccharine character. "My aim was to make the Beast so human, so superior to men, that his transformation into Prince Charming would come as a terrible blow to Beauty, condemning her to a humdrum marriage and future; it would expose the naivete of the old fairy tale that conventional good looks are ideal."
The live action version of this song, character, and movie sucked. Can the majority of us agree on that?
>has multiple hot women simping over him and dudes worshiping him >depressed because the village bookworm turned him down
cry me a frickin river. gaston a shit
good theme song though
A guy like Gaston isn't accustomed to failure. All his buddies and simps just praise him for being a frickin' meathead who could kick their asses. Gaston was a very vapid person: He had no inner life, no true friendships, nobody that would care about him if he became weak or ill... Feels bad man.
The beast represents positive masculinity. Gaston represents negative masculinity. The moral of the story is that a woman should select a man that has the capability to be terrible, but makes a conscious choice not to be.
I can't help it. Just the way I am.
Also if you have to betray your principles and become a douchebag just to get laid, that says a lot about the price of pussy.
I can't help it. Just the way I am.
Also if you have to betray your principles and become a douchebag just to get laid, that says a lot about the price of pussy.
There is a difference between being a good person & a nice guy.
Being polite doesn't make you attractive. A grandma can be polite. A restaurant host is paid to be nice. You need to have something else. Being nice is a feminine friendship trait. Guys by & large aren't even polite to out best friends. I call my friends gays as a term of endearment, I would kill for them but our bond isn't built on small polite smiles
>Oh, please, will you suck my dick? I said hello to you in class & let you borrow my pencil!
What have you legit done to make yourself attractive & frickable to help distinguish you from every other guy who smiles at her & says hi?
Belle is an intellectual, Gaston is anti-intellectual and thinks her dad is a lunatic
They would never get along
Gaston is more interested in satiating his ego and only likes Belle for her beauty.
Belle rejecting him could unironically be the best thing to happen to him because it forces him to self-reflect on himself. That is until his lacky tells him he cant do nuffin wrong.
From there he goes from a village hero to a manipulative bastard.
Gaston is probably the most tragic villain in disney history
I love how the female definition of intellectual is just "I will consume books until I die and not doing anything useful with any of that" lmao, Gaston probably provided a higher net benefit to society in the end
>Gaston probably provided a higher net benefit to society in the end
Probably would have if he didn't obsess over a nerdy girl that didn't even like him. He could be running the town and banging hot blondes instead.
Women are consoomers of intellectual products, their function when they reach the heights of intellectual consoomption is to select who's gonna jizz intellectually into their cervix. The consooming informs their sexual selection which eugenically creates the intellectual upper strata of the next generation. Belle's book consooming is an important part of not getting knocked up by a moron.
I wondered about that too last time I saw the movie. He seems like he was genuinely thinking about things and had the potential to improve himself until his moron sidekick goads him into a chain of events that result in his death. Maybe he did it on purpose as the ultimate act of revenge.
Women want to be sexually assaulted by monsters. A woman can't be raped by a werewolf because at no point would any woman, worldwide, every say no to one.
What a dumb question, it wasn't a love triangle, Belle hated Gaston even before she saw the Beast, it's almost like you were trying to bait all these racist zoophiles.
Gaston was sexist and disrespectful and he only saw her as a trophy. Like a hunting trophy except not physically dead. Like, did you not even watch the movie? He did so much bullshit.
>women writers
ESL moment
What?
Bigger dingus
does anyone have the fanart where she gives the Beast belly scratches?
Fat and nasty schlong
BIG
>White woman
>Wants to get pounded by a giant, animalistic monster
It’s more likely than you think
big beast wiener
Don't say "you just know" because it's not funny. Say something else but not that
I just don't know
Thou surely hast ascertained
>thou thou thou
CLOSE THINE MOUTH
thou must be aware
verily, before God and creation the harlot hath rutted with the beasts of the field
Beast willy in white womans hoo-haa you just sneed
>because its not funny
It's said because it's true.
BUILT FOR BBC (Big Beast wiener)
It is common knowledge.
Jif
You Simply Acquiescence The Reality
Beast
+wealthy, prince, yjk*, doesn't come from her poor provincial town like Gaston, Beast's palace has a library, he's cursed and she can break it (women can't resist fixing damaged redeemable bad boys)
Gaston
-illiterate, abusive/controlling (to be fair, so is Beast, but he responds to Belle's attempts to reform him), bimbettes, dead.
knotty girl
she gets her date a pup cup
she can undo a knot with her tongue
her date drags her around
the evidence gives reasonable suspicion of sexual activity with non-human animals
"he's just a friend"
too eager to dogsit
"we were just wrestling"
is he at least 10 months old?
"woof" doesn't pass the Harkness test
does she prefer good boys or bad boys?
chew toy
they play fetch with her vibrator
most likely to wake up with fleas
18:23
beastmistress
patient zero for red rocket fever
she wears his collar to bed
woke up hungover in a kennel
she makes b***hes jealous
cynophile/cyneraste
The work of one who consorts with beasts!
She's a Paw Patroller
Her boyfriend runs on kibble
For her, every position is doggy
Her & her dog both purebred
She got fleas from being on her knees
He's a pound puppy
She's an astronaut of the Red Rocket
Thine cogitation is unimpaired
women love pasive agresive behaviour.
you have to treat them good for a while and then be a psicopath butthole.
and then restart the game.
gaston was bad all the time and didnt give the impresion of being tameable.
did you miss the point where she only started to fall for him as he grew into a better person? That's kind of a big turning point in their dynamic
yes but both parts were necessary. she needed the antisocial piece of shit part, as well as the ability for him to be kind to her.
>she needed the antisocial piece of shit part,
no she didn't, she obviously feared and disliked him at the start
that doesn't contradict my claim. the fear and dislike was necessary. if he was nice from the beginning she wouldn't have liked him.
knot
YOU JUST KNOWWWWWWWWWW
Big black beast. Plus Gaston was white
He was French, not white
Says the anglo saxon normand Bharat mixed man
Overall, the beast was rich af
she had no idea he would turn into a human
Even better. The beast was also violent which is a turn on
That is fricking gross, as a male it really boggles my mind how body hair can be a turn on for a lot of women.
My sisters both like chest hair on men. It's a way to demarcate the two sexes.
I bet I could lay you on your back & fill your chest with water you're so fricking weak. Women love chest hair, gays love a smooth chest. Why do you thinj Hollywood wants men to shave all the time?
Because you are a man and are attracted to womanly features like a lack of hair. Women, being women, are attracted to manly features like hair. A hair man is to a woman what a hairless woman is to you.
Taller ,Richer, owns all the books that should be in a public library, has servants, a castle and bluerer eyes
He was rich and aggressive
If I were in her shoes I would choose a beast woman over a normal woman.
>beasted.com
Also, did you see that mofo real estate ?
Women marry the winners
see
It's not about her personal feelings. Beast won the fight & married Belle. If Gaston had won the fight he would have dragged her back to his hunting lodge & chained her to the stove. Either way Belle would belong to the victor.
go away Gaston
Bro, I'm not supporting Gaston here.
oops, sorry anon
If Gaston had imprisoned her in his basement with shelves full of books and requesting she teach him about things from the books she would've fallen for him too.
Prove me wrong.
If he had money yeah
I can't
The beast was rich
>strong and handsome moron who wants to marry her
>not thanks i just want to read
>literal cursed monstrosity who hates everything and himself
>i can fix him
Beast was able to be fixed Gaston wasnt
Gaston had better women to choose from
This. Why would a man of gaston's girth and stature waste his time with some swarthy albaboon chick when he's a got a harem of blonde haired blue eyed wienersleeves following him around?
Let me show you the real winner of the movie.
It is impossible to suffer in France if your a 6/10 male. There are so many attractive women.
I suffered in France mostly because of an attractive woman
I suffered in France due to a lack of attractive women (I was in Morbihan though which explains it).
Choose?
>Promotions! -green girl
Gaston didn't want to be fed, he wanted to hunt.
Gaston was handsome, but inside he was an ignorant jerk. The Beast was outwardly frightening, but possessed a kindness that would never have been cultivated in his character without years of suffering. Both are flawed, but Beast overcomes his flaws and becomes the better man.
roastie way of saying that b***hes love drama and they want to tame the beast.
instead of going for a good guy to begin with.
But that's wrong the beast was cursed because he was an arrogant evil man, the only difference between beast and Gaston is that belle tried to help the beast but just treated Gaston like shit
One interpretation is that Gaston is a Chad but Beast is some kind of hyper-gigachad. He's like 10 feet tall, literally covered in hair, has fangs, is impossibly strong, and is basically close a wild animal. Essentially, he is even more super masculine and bestial than Gaston or any normal human. Belle was hypergamous to a ludicrous degree and wanted the ultimate male to the point she preferred a monstrous humanoid.
But the Beast eventually learned from Belle that it's more beneficial to yourself and everyone around you to embrace patience, kindness, and humility. Gaston relied only on selfishness, arrogance, and strength. The virtue of the Beast is that he learned.
Gaston could have learn but she instead chose to ignore him completely and she even grimace at gaston instead of communicating but again the beast has servants to take care of his dirty boots
Gaston didn't love Belle. He treated her like shit by making fun of her books. He just wanted to possess her to serve his own vanity because she was pretty. Like he was doing her a favor.
You missed the whole point of the movie. The Beast learns to be humble which Gaston never does. Then Beast gets rewarded by being turned back to normal and Gaston gets killed because of his arrogance. It's a very simple tale of, dare I say it, beauty and the beast.
Well said, m8.
hands down boys
Gaston was based and has one of the best villain songs in Disney.
Women hated human beast
tbf the beast was way more interesting, endearing and majestic looking. As a human he's just another generic handsome prince
That's not dissappointment, that's careful curiosity. She's not sure if the human she sees is still the beast. Then she looks him in the eyes and sees that it's still the same beast she knows and Belle shows signs of relief. This happens in the goddamn movie. Fricking twitter autists.
More proof women would rather frick an animal than a human
Gaston was narcissist. Just like you don't stick your dick in crazy, same would apply to women with men. Gaston would have probably ended up beating her ass.
The old cliche of the woman using her secret/hidden inner beauty and feminine charm to domesticate the wild "beast" man. The classic "I can fix him" trope. She is attracted to the dark and mysterious brooding loner (who just happend to own a castle) and wants to help him out.
I want a cute and caring bookworm gf who comes to my house and fixes me so fricking bad bros
why does the beast make so many women wet?
In the original tale, Gaston tore off Beast's knot and impaled him through the eye. Then Gaston raped Belle until she loved him. He fricked her into submission.
A beast may or may not be dumb, Gaston proved he was dumb and anti-intellectual. Nothing dries up "sapiosexual" pussy like proving you're dumb as frick, you might as well have a negative dick..
underrated but legit take
because gaston lit a firework on his head and died
belle feet (i want footjobs by her)
Just women things
>The contrasting approach worked; so popular was Jean Marais as the Beast, that when he was transformed at the end back to human form, Greta Garbo famously said, "Give me back my Beast!", Marlene Dietrich cried, "Where is my beautiful Beast?", and letters poured in from matrons, teenage girls, and children complaining to Cocteau and Marais about the transformation.
And gay things too for that regard
>Jean Cocteau intentionally made The Beast a sympathetic character, and his alter ego, the Prince, a over-sentimental and saccharine character. "My aim was to make the Beast so human, so superior to men, that his transformation into Prince Charming would come as a terrible blow to Beauty, condemning her to a humdrum marriage and future; it would expose the naivete of the old fairy tale that conventional good looks are ideal."
The live action version of this song, character, and movie sucked. Can the majority of us agree on that?
Gaston would have bullied/assaulted/killed all the people simping for him in this thread.
>all the roasties ITT denying that women like the bad boys that torture them but frick them good.
>has multiple hot women simping over him and dudes worshiping him
>depressed because the village bookworm turned him down
cry me a frickin river. gaston a shit
good theme song though
Gaston had a severe case of oenitis, but Belle wasn't an ugly bookworm either, as
shows, she was also hiding a 10/10 body under that modest dress.
A guy like Gaston isn't accustomed to failure. All his buddies and simps just praise him for being a frickin' meathead who could kick their asses. Gaston was a very vapid person: He had no inner life, no true friendships, nobody that would care about him if he became weak or ill... Feels bad man.
He only becomes obsessed with her because she doesn't kiss his ass like everyone else. He needs 100% loyalty & attention or he sulks & cries.
Women can smell desperation
Psychotic eyes tho
Gaston probably already fricked them
>Why did she choose a beast over Gaston?
Beast has a knot like a dog.
i preferred the remake with the ogre and the donkey
Knotted/barbed wiener pleasures a woman more
The beast represents positive masculinity. Gaston represents negative masculinity. The moral of the story is that a woman should select a man that has the capability to be terrible, but makes a conscious choice not to be.
consider
Interesting, the council will deliberate.
The real reason is that the beast was willing to cage her and had a castle, while gaston was just a broke b***h.
Hair is life. If beast was a baldcel she would have roped in his castle
I hate being a niceguy. You never get the girl. Sloppy leftovers don't count.
Then don't be nice, homosexual.
I can't help it. Just the way I am.
Also if you have to betray your principles and become a douchebag just to get laid, that says a lot about the price of pussy.
>principles
So you're a fool as well.
Oooooh you're a real loose cannon, anon. You're liek the Joker or something!
There is a difference between being a good person & a nice guy.
Being polite doesn't make you attractive. A grandma can be polite. A restaurant host is paid to be nice. You need to have something else. Being nice is a feminine friendship trait. Guys by & large aren't even polite to out best friends. I call my friends gays as a term of endearment, I would kill for them but our bond isn't built on small polite smiles
>Oh, please, will you suck my dick? I said hello to you in class & let you borrow my pencil!
What have you legit done to make yourself attractive & frickable to help distinguish you from every other guy who smiles at her & says hi?
If you use the word “gay” in public I doubt you get many dates…Very incel coded language, my dude.
I'm married so go frick yourself. Yes I do use gay in public I'm not a coward
Belle is an intellectual, Gaston is anti-intellectual and thinks her dad is a lunatic
They would never get along
Gaston is more interested in satiating his ego and only likes Belle for her beauty.
Belle rejecting him could unironically be the best thing to happen to him because it forces him to self-reflect on himself. That is until his lacky tells him he cant do nuffin wrong.
From there he goes from a village hero to a manipulative bastard.
Gaston is probably the most tragic villain in disney history
I love how the female definition of intellectual is just "I will consume books until I die and not doing anything useful with any of that" lmao, Gaston probably provided a higher net benefit to society in the end
Belle single handedly kept that library alive and invented the washing machine
>Gaston probably provided a higher net benefit to society in the end
Probably would have if he didn't obsess over a nerdy girl that didn't even like him. He could be running the town and banging hot blondes instead.
>Gaston fell for the nerdpill
tbf jock mocking the nerdy girl is a fun combo
Women are consoomers of intellectual products, their function when they reach the heights of intellectual consoomption is to select who's gonna jizz intellectually into their cervix. The consooming informs their sexual selection which eugenically creates the intellectual upper strata of the next generation. Belle's book consooming is an important part of not getting knocked up by a moron.
Gaston is a cautionary tale about surrounding yourself with Yes Men.
I wondered about that too last time I saw the movie. He seems like he was genuinely thinking about things and had the potential to improve himself until his moron sidekick goads him into a chain of events that result in his death. Maybe he did it on purpose as the ultimate act of revenge.
So was gaston's main fault being a simp?
honestly they really should have just waited for the last petal to fall so he can stay as a cool monster
Women want to be sexually assaulted by monsters. A woman can't be raped by a werewolf because at no point would any woman, worldwide, every say no to one.
The beast became a rich twink again thanks to her tho
he was always rich
he just stopped being a cool 10 foot monster
>the beast has to overcome his flaws before he turns 21 or he'll stay a smelly NEET incel forever
>tfw already 21
Disney movie made the beast too pretty and cool.
>swine/boar thing
Faithful Tepig was the first thing that came to mind. iykyk
Belle not looking that great there either
top tip, the beast thing was a ruse and she really chose me
No one compensates for having a small penis like Gaston.
The beast was fairly wealthier
Let’s see any of you cuckboys eat 5 dozen eggs a day
i swallow 5 loads of semen in a day. i think that would impress a woman a lot more
She was a white woman
What a dumb question, it wasn't a love triangle, Belle hated Gaston even before she saw the Beast, it's almost like you were trying to bait all these racist zoophiles.
Because she's a furry.
Gaston was sexist and disrespectful and he only saw her as a trophy. Like a hunting trophy except not physically dead. Like, did you not even watch the movie? He did so much bullshit.
why did Gaston lust after a woman with the mentality of a 12 year old when the town is full of hot women with huge breasts
Favorite song?