>disney is known for being woke >therefore I will hallucinate wokeness in every single little aspect, even the most innocuous scenes
Schizophrenia meds, now
Yeah, this is supposed to be her canon hair and then they abruptly changed it to shit. Pretty sure they did the same thing for one of her Lorcana cards
>Thanks Frogger.
Ralph saved this scene, and much of the movie, by retaining his personality. There’s no reason why Tiana should think “ugh, I have to kiss this MAN? Take this frog as revenge” for someone she’s never met and is literally passed out. It’s passive-aggressive gender politics from the writers I care too little about to try and rationalize. Ralph ignores all of this and is just thankful to see what he thinks is a friend helping him.
It’s simultaneously the worst and best scene in the movie.
>It’s passive-aggressive gender politics from the writers I care too little about to try and rationalize.
you have clearly spent a lot of time doing mental gymnastics though
Everyone says this, but is this actually true? I mean other than him fulfilling the requirements, was anyone legitimately thirsting after him? Ironic posts don't count.
It happened when the movie first came out back when you could post porn on tumblr. On rule34 the sources for his art are old tumblr blogs that have been purged. Lots of art for King Candy's cy-bug form, lol.
She's a b***h
>no porn of Ralph wrecking Tiana with his BWC
If Disney discovered racemixing porn of their precious black princess they'd probably issue a fatwah.
>Tiana
>precious
She gets shunted to the back of every parade.
Just like on the bus
>BWC
Big Wrecking wiener?
Ralph is israeli, though.
>I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
There's porn of him having an orgy with all of them. And wrecking Elsa.
>Youz weinez is like a tzuck!
I didn't know Elsa was from Jersey.
Ralph does not wreck marriages
>straight man can't go a day without thinking about other mens' wieners
Why are you like this
Breaks The Internet continues to disappoint in new ways. The only thing that movie does well is that.
Didn't know Prince Naveen was into the devil's threesome.
fujo
I'm tired of pretending ralph isn't kinda cute
Agreed
Goddamn... why does she have to be so fricking cute, bros...
He*
how did she went from having great hair to having that dirty ass mop that looks like it has never been washed?
>muh natural hurr
It's racist to depict blacks as having anything but stereotypically racist hair.
Just looks like bed hair to me.
>tiana has her hair out because she was just at a fricking sleepover
>AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS WOKENESS TAKING OVER
Meds now
>NOOOOOO DIDNEY WOULD
NEVER DO ANYTHING WOKE THAT
WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!!
Dementia meds, now
>disney is known for being woke
>therefore I will hallucinate wokeness in every single little aspect, even the most innocuous scenes
Schizophrenia meds, now
Yeah, this is supposed to be her canon hair and then they abruptly changed it to shit. Pretty sure they did the same thing for one of her Lorcana cards
Her inner fujo took over
>Thanks Frogger.
Ralph saved this scene, and much of the movie, by retaining his personality. There’s no reason why Tiana should think “ugh, I have to kiss this MAN? Take this frog as revenge” for someone she’s never met and is literally passed out. It’s passive-aggressive gender politics from the writers I care too little about to try and rationalize. Ralph ignores all of this and is just thankful to see what he thinks is a friend helping him.
It’s simultaneously the worst and best scene in the movie.
Holy shitting christ the fricking fable is about kissing a frog. It's just a joke you sperg.
>It’s passive-aggressive gender politics from the writers I care too little about to try and rationalize.
you have clearly spent a lot of time doing mental gymnastics though
oh hey where's this from
The awful Wreck it Ralph sequel
that happened in the sequel?
i watched that why do i not remember that scene
nor half the movie besides the main plot
I want to FRICK Ralph!
Maybe she has a cuckqueen fetish. She's making her husband kiss Ralph.
I keep thinking about the fact that King Candy/Turbo was a tumblr sexyman.
Everyone says this, but is this actually true? I mean other than him fulfilling the requirements, was anyone legitimately thirsting after him? Ironic posts don't count.
It happened when the movie first came out back when you could post porn on tumblr. On rule34 the sources for his art are old tumblr blogs that have been purged. Lots of art for King Candy's cy-bug form, lol.
Why is nobody in this thread calling Naveen gay?
Cause it was a platonic kiss between bros to wake Ralph up