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I dunno. Sometimes hot women have inexplicably bad taste in men.
tpbp
>women won't frick me
>that means they have BAD taste!!!!
lol... ya might want to look at improving yourself... just sayin'
That's like the opposite of what he said moron
You know your moronic little zings just make everybody roll their eyes when they make no sense, right
What kind of moron do you have to be to be always defending women, even anecdotal women on the internet. Get laid you weird fricking loser
>haha ur an incel
why improve myself when roasties can just exist and get whatever they want
I dont need to improve myself women just like me for some reason
This said women are absolutely moronic, they never age mentally past 12, they just get more sex driven
weirdly hostile post
dumb troony
nah some women genuinely have awful taste in men
>women won't frick me
>that means they have BAD taste!!!!
>lol... ya might want to look at improving yourself... just sayin'
I did it doesn't work they have bad taste regardless you still get the brush off
Yeah women have shit taste but i see it like this...in a room of 10 females 2 (at most) would like me kek hey thats something
Someone's mad.
Good job triggering the supreme gentlemen. I needed that laugh
I'm already beermaxing, baldmaxing, TVmaxing, and moronmaxing, what the frick else am I supposed to do?
>baldmaxing
Damn, I'm 32 with a full head of hair I cant imagine life with no hair on my head. How do baldies cope?
passive aggressive coward, why are leftists so sadistic online and they act like weaklings irl?
9/10 bait
Incel b***h, frick you.
Only on Cinemaphile do women simultaneously only go for the top 0.000001% ultrachads while at the same time fricking losers due to having bad taste and being massive bawds that fricked hundreds of men.
I wish Cinemaphile """men""" would just stop talking about women altogether because you guys have absolutely no clue.
You sound like a virgin
dilate troony
Yep, like 90% of Cinemaphileners' observations about women are nothing more than thinly disguised seething that is caused by sexual frustration.
Why are so many incels mad about this extremely ordinary observation
This. Back in college I was short, balding, skinnyfat incel and this hot stacy girl with big boobs randomly took extreme interest in me in my final year and was always doing shit like buying me drinks and putting her hand down my pants or hugging me or kissing me. Was really weird experience.
you didn’t do anything back to her??? disappoint
She wanted to suck his 7-8 inch frickstick.
Is Homer that hung canonically?
It's implied several times
why else would marge stick with him? it's heavily implied
Women love fat morons.
Where's my woman then?
upstairs making tendies (like mine 🙂 )
>*sweet home alabama starts playing*
FRICKING REDDIT Black person have a nice day
The Alabama meme related to incest never made sense. Alabama has barely any incest when compared to other parts of the world.
Funnily enough, I'm a white guy in KY and the ONLY people who talked about incest were black dudes in my high school. They all said the exact same thing; they all lost their virginity to a female cousin. The white incest meme is pushed exclusively by: israelites, self-hating Whites, and blacks who project.
>The white incest meme is pushed exclusively by: israelites, self-hating Whites, and blacks who project.
As fricking usual
It'd be funny, if it wasn't so sad.
It's all black people in America commiting incest too, it's just a cope meme for antiwhite racists
Put a bullet in your brain
Spics, Black folk, and arabs have the most incest in order.
>>*sweet home alabama starts playing*
>LOL BECAUSE THEY HAVE INCEST IN ABALAMA BECAUSE... THEY ARE... UM REDNECKS! LOL EPIC MEME
Inshallah you deepthroat a knife
nice bait, anon
UH OHHHHHHHH REDDITOR SIGHTED
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
SOMEONE KILL THIS Black person RIGHT FRICKING NOW
what in the caucasus mountain range
Daddy issues
Homer was a known to have frequently visit Chuck's and she knew he was known for his fricking and sucking abilities so she wanted in.
frick you lost thread
The hunger
She knows what house he has for just a middle class citizen
Homer was dumb for not snacking on her right?
Nah he already had a wife who was out of his league and was loyal to him. If he had a fat ugly b***h of a wife then yeah it'd be acceptable to cheat, like how I did.
>loyal
She almost fricked that homosexual french bowler guy. She never even told Homer about him he only knew because she found the gift he gave her, that bowling glove. Homer did nothing wrong and even if he did frick Mindy, still he would only be evening the score.
>Actually cheating would be evening the score on his wife who was tempted to cheat but ultimately refused
I don't understand your logic anon
Not accurate cause he made a move on her and slapped him remember? Same with Arty Ziff but that was before she met Homer
Well done good sir.
homer did frick her tho.
No he didn't .
False. He had Marge come to the hotel and roleplay as her.
>b-but why is she excited about the food she finds behind the bed
For Homer. Homer’s prostitute would know the food is there and wouldn’t be surprised.
>snacking on
Gay Black person
>snacking on her
The more people grow up the more they realize how lucky Homer is
>hot and faithful wife
>good house
>easy job
>3 kids, 2 of them really smart
Marge is really a gem, innocent and cute. I dont need any prostitute having Marge
He was smart.
Think about it like this, yes he could've fricked Mindy all night and no-one would've known.
But then they would've taken the plane back to Springfield and gone back to work together.
Say the sex was bad, Mindy might just stay friends with Homer but she might also gossip about it with some of her friends.
Say the sex was really good, then Mindy might want to keep their affair going. She might start blackmailing Homer "give me some dick or I tell your wife on you".
Mindy being Homer's co-worker instantly makes any relations incredibly complicated.
He ultimately did the right thing.
If he could've just had sex that night and they could've put it behind them, then it's worth it, but the world doesn't work that way my friend.
torpedoing your life for pussy is moronic
ya pretty much. Homer is no catch. He was just literally too dumb and co-dependent to cheat. Marge is like 10th place, but it's a comfortable 10th place.
Yes. Marge and Homer weren't a good couple. She was with him for no real apparent reason, likely just a feeling of guilt or obligation, and for every moment of happiness she showed she had 4 other moments of anger disappointment or sadness with hi. They didn't share any common interests or beliefs. Homer seems to have latched onto Marge because of self esteem issues, being that she was the first girl to ever agree to date him and he thought he couldn't do any better. Meanwhile Marge is repeatedly tempted to cheat on him (and officially did so, if you consider the 90s episode canon), while Homer meets women who are far more attracted to him and who have common interests like Lurleen and Mindy, but Homer shoots them down because of the obligation he feels to Marge, which realistically would have made Homer increasingly bitter toward his marriage and would have made him more and more distant.
It would have been much healthier for Homer to have divorced Marge and married Mindy.
>staying together out of obligation despite overwhelming evidence that they make each other miserable
Yes, this is a marriage.
What you dont understand is that spending all day, every day cooped up with someone will inevitably make you resent them and feel perpetually frustrated by their existence, no matter how "right" you are. The only thing that makes a marriage "happy" is lots and lots of space and virtually no sexual boundaries... which basically negates the point of a marriage anyway.
The degree to which someone would have to be secure and nonjudgemental to have a successful marriage is inhuman. It's very definition undermines it's own success. Locking each other down in a complex series of do's and don'ts is the exact OPPOSITE of what a trusting relationship entails. If you truly trusted and loved your partner you'd say "go frick whoever you want darling! As long as you're happy!" And they'd reply "I know, you too! But I'd rather frick you." And that's be that. Once you say "dont you dare frick anyone else" love stops being a choice and starts being an obligation. If you want the "healthy" choice it is always, ALWAYS to be single. That is the healthiest way to live.
>Healthiest way to live is to leave no heirs or sire bastards
Kek, ok homosexual
>implying the two are mutually exclusive
take the neolithic breeding pill laddie
thanks for the lecture ~~*anon*~~
>healthier
>divorce
post nose, die
He should have just demanded an open marriage and then posted his story on reddit.
And it was just room service.
>tfw have luscious head of hair
>tfw baldness doesn't run in my family
>tfw have extremely wide shoulders
>tfw not short
>tfw get laid easily
notice you didn't mention your face
reddit joke anon
I have a very strong jawline, people compare me to clooney
you sound high t
bragging is for homosexuals though
I'm admittedly having a tough time rn with some health stuff so I'm a bit depressed, sorry for being rude
sorry to hear that. you're probably an ok guy
I was talking to a girl I'm interested in today and she said the same, I just told her I try my best but to err is to be human
if you really look like clooney you should have said to ER is human
She's 20 she doesn't know what ER is
that's deep
jej
British SHOCK, India ROCKS
tell me your health issues child.
I have AIDS.
Some kind of hormone issue, been having issue with swallowing and my perception of heat is really out of whack. I can't handle heat at all. I also have severe insomnia
do you expose your self to blue light right up until you go to sleep?
do you expose your self to emf waves? the pineal gland percieves electromagnetic frequencies as light and this will also cause you to convert melatonin into seratonin.
do you get atleast twenty minutes of cardio a day?
are you a chronic cannabis smoker?
what is the order of most intense symptoms to least intense symptoms?
do you get enough electrolytes? (potassium, sodium, magnesium)
>do you expose your self to blue light right up until you go to sleep?
Yes
>do you expose your self to emf waves? the pineal gland percieves electromagnetic frequencies as light and this will also cause you to convert melatonin into seratonin.
Everyone does
>do you get atleast twenty minutes of cardio a day?
No
>are you a chronic cannabis smoker?
No
>what is the order of most intense symptoms to least intense symptoms?
Heat regulation, emotional regulation, muscle cramps
>do you get enough electrolytes? (potassium, sodium, magnesium)
No probably not
put a blue light filter on your phone and on your computer that turns on more progressively as it gets later in the day.
take a shower once a day that is twenty minutes long that is incomplete darkness.
start supplementing melatonin
take between 5000-50,000 iu's of vitamin d a day
take 2-5 grams of vitamin c a day
take 600 - 3000 mg of elemental magnesium a day
connect your computers to ethernet cables, and then through your internet browser, go into your wifi modem settings and turn off the wifi and make it so you access the internet through ethernet.
buy some potassium bicarbonate, its very cheap
put half a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) and half a teaspoon of potassium bicarbonate in a liter of water, drink it daily or every other day.
bonus points if you put a 1/8th of a teaspoon of borax in the water, borax is sodium tetraborate, so sodium and boron, its not toxic to humans especially in that low dose, the way it cleans is it is highly alkaline, boron is good for hormones. as is vitamin d and magnesium.
also this will provide you with sodium and potassium, one tsp of potassium bicarbonate is your daily reccomended value.
try to get twenty minutes of cardio a day, you can do this by shadow boxing.
try regularly exercising which will regulate your hormones and metabolism. i advice signing up for a gym, and definitely use the stair mill and the rowing machine.
the highest vitamin deficincy is vitamin d followed by magnesium, they have impact on your hormones.
melatonin and vitamin c are powerful antioxidants, they have an impact on your hormones
if you are taking 50 000 iu's of vitamin d, also take vitamin k2, take vitamin k2 in general, it redistributes vitamins from your blood into your body, this might alone be a culprit, not enough vitamin k2, its very cheap to buy.
try taking 50-100 mg of zinc, this will impact your hormones.
Thanks, I meet with my doc again monday so I'll ask him about this
don't put fricking borox in your fricking water, don't megadose vitamins wily nily (especially vitamin D - almost every other vitamin is inconsequential in huge doses except for D, that shit will kill you). You probably /do/ need more D, but talk to your doctor first.
showering in the dark and shadowboxing are really really funny but will probably help.
everything else in this post is good advice
ok homosexual. i know you know nothing about what you are talking about.
borox is sodium tetraborate, its just a cheap boron supplement. its not harmful at all. just take 1/8th of a tsp of borox for every litre or two of water.
several studies show that there is no harmful side affects to taking up to 50,000 iu's of vitamin d, after that you run the risk of hypercalcemia i.e. too much calcium in the blood which thickens the blood. how ever, this doesn't happen if you supplement vitamin k2, because vitamin k2 takes vitamins out of your blood and distributes it back into the body.
suck my dick.
muscle cramps is a HUGE RED FLAG that its electrolyte related, specifically magnesium.
I also have a drinking problem, but my issues predate it. I also have zero appetite but I gained 40 pounds in a year
try to stop drinking then
alcohal thins the blood.
thinning the blood causes your body to absorb nutrients more, as well alchohal is slowing the metablism.
so your body is engaging in an uptake of nutrients more which will exacerbate a problem of not recieving enough nutrients
also start taking multivitamins. if you aren't already.
I am weaning off slowly, I get bad withdrawals if I go too long without it
i understand completely, i'm proud of you for trying to wean your self off.
consider alternating beer with non alcohalic beer, consider drinking low alcohal beer.
often being able to drink lots of volume helps with the withdrawls becuase psychosomatically you still feel like you are drinking.
The biggest thing that gets me with drinking is it makes the heat and muscle stuff much worse. I've been having my parents give me small amounts of alcohol every few hours and it's amazing how fast I can feel the difference
seriously consider putting the alcohal in a large amount of fluid so you can continuously drink it without consuming a large amount, i imagine that would help, like by mixing non alcohalic and alcohalic beer together, this will keep you at a constant low dose drip.
I usually put 2 shots in a large glass of icewater every 2-3 hours if I'm drinking liquor. Otherwise I sip malt liquor only when I feel it flair up
proud of you homie, you will get through this.
Yeah, I was sober for a month but then some of the personal shit I alluded to caused me to backslide hard. I wanna be done drinking but it's not easy. I can't do benzos because I get a really bad reaction to them so weaning is all I can really do
i'm glad that you aren't doing benzos
do not beat your self up for relapsing. progress is not linear, its normal to improve and then fall behind several times. never give up, do not be mean to your self, keep trying.
As for the personal shit. try studying psychology
how to win friends and influence people
http://englishonlineclub.com/pdf/Dale%20Carnegie%20-%20How%20to%20Win%20Friends%20and%20Influence%20People%20(Book%202)%20[EnglishOnlineClub.com].pdf
transactional analysis psychology
https://ia801907.us.archive.org/4/items/games-people-play-the-psycholo-eric-berne/Games%20People%20Play_%20The%20Psycholo%20-%20Eric%20Berne.pdf
adler psychology
look at pic related, check out dialectic behavioural therapy videos on youtube.
Honestly man I'm not doing great, I don't have the strength of will to fix things. The only reason I don't dome myself is some personal stuff and my faith in God
start with watching the youtube video i posted, and then read the transactional analysis book i posted.
any reason not to dome your self is a great reason.
heres another video i find very comforting, it is the scientific evidence that magic is real. not bullshitting.
i will pray for you, the solutions are out there.
study psychology and philosophy. it will save you like it saved me, i have been where you are now. you can save your self, i believe in you. turn to the sages. try reading the tao te ching.
http://albanycomplementaryhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/TaoTeChing-LaoTzu-StephenMitchellTranslation-33p.pdf
You might find this interesting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_incompleteness_theorems
thank you, this does seem interesting. i've been thinking alot about axiomatic truth lately.
feel free to try 1tsp of potassium bicarbonate a day sometimes, as i said, 1tsp is your daily reccomended values and rdas are known by micronutritionists to often be too low.
yea just make sure you don't eat anything else that day because almost all food contains potassium and elevated levels can stop your heart. lmao
i fricking love morons like you who come in and warn against the educated advice that i give based on absolutely zero education on their part and literally just a byproduct of fear of taking any responsibility over your health
https://healthyeating.sfgate.com/dangers-much-potassium-body-4817.html
Taking more than 18 grams of potassium per day can cause this mineral to accumulate, as can kidney failure or diuretic use. People with hyperkalemia may experience tingling of their extremities, weakness or cardiac arrhythmia, a potentially fatal abnormality of the heart's rhythm.
1 tsp of potassium bicarbonate isn't 18 grams of potassium, he's fine to eat what ever he wants. suck my dick.
ALSO the alkalinity of specifically that form will help your body to not accumululate it in the kidneys and it will have easier time expunging it from the body. eat my ass.
Yeah I'm sure you have a lot of "education" from the pop nutrition blogs like the one you just linked. There's a reason medical professionals almost never recommend supplementing potassium. People much smarter than you have already figured this out, you know much less than you think you do.
its literally what i said, you have insecurity from fear of taking responsibility of your own life, so its developed into a superiority complex where you think that you are better then people who don't have this fear of taking responsibility over their own life. pathetic. muh "people much smarter then you", go suck an "experts" dick homosexual. you live in a time with greater access to research information then literal heads of their field did thirty years ago. homosexual.
average teaspoon is five grams
thats five grams of potassium bicarbonate, not elemental potassium
1 tsp of potassium bicarbonate is 39% potassium, 39% of five grams is 1950 mg of potassium
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK545424/
Short-term potassium supplementation of approximately 2,500 mg/d (64 mmol/d) on the background of a usual diet appears to be safe for generally healthy individuals. This level of potassium intake would likely be below the UL for individuals without kidney disease, diabetes, heart failure, adrenal insufficiency, or individuals using ACE-Is, ARBs, or other medications that may raise blood potassium concentrations to levels that could lead to adverse effects. There is evidence that very high doses of supplemental potassium ingestion can lead to adverse events, and in extreme cases has led to death, even in the absence of kidney disease or other factors that alter potassium excretion. However, without a specific indicator of a toxicological effect of high potassium intake, a potassium UL cannot be established.
really get in there when you eat my butthole.
Sorry but googling keywords to cherrypick the study you want isn't scientific. I will continue to adhere to the advice given by doctors and medical practitioners, which you are clearly not. As will any other sane individual.
why would i give a shit that a literal who that i wasn't giving advice to will continue to adhere to advice given by doctors and medical practitioners, don't you have have some troony hormones to take? EXPERTS SAY THEY CAN BE REALLY HELPFUL :3
>why would i give a shit
You're in this thread spreading medical misinformation, your whole identity and cringe tripgay persona is based on spreading your poorly researched information. You write long posts double and triple replying. Playing the "I don't care" card doesn't work when you're this obsessed.
>don't you have have some troony hormones to take?
You're the one who googles ncbi articles, and there are many that support troony hormones. You should support them since it's the same level of knowledge as you present.
Another double reply for no reason.
Triple reply. Please seek help. You really don't know anything about nutrition or medical science. You haven't done "research", you merely read blogs and google articles to cherrypick when confronted.
i'm fricking obcessed with you, i'm gonna come to your house and wear all your clothing and take photos of my self wearing your clothes in your bedroom and then leave it on your bed. i'm gonna fricking carve "nutegay + anon 4 eva" on all the trees out side your house. i'm gonna key your car. i'm gonna call your work and convince your boss that your addicted to drugs to get you fired. i'm gonna fricking dose your food with my blood like some ancient witch so you fall in love with me. i actually know your real life name, i know where you live. i'm stalking you right now. i'm fricking obcessed with you. i'm literally on a plane right now coming where you live.
>muh cherry picking
>muh google search
and not a single counter argument, with evidence, was provided that day.
>i have no idea whether or not your basic nutritional advice is accurate because i haven't done an iota of research into the matter but i'm going to tell other people not to take your advice and call you stupid because in my opinion only experts are qualified to try and understand basic nutrition because i have deep seated anxiety issues.
i reccomend specifically potassium bicarbonate, or potassium carbonate, and sodium bicarbonate.
because its possible that your condition is causing your body to go into acidosis, and the alkalinity from those things specifically will help to treat that.
So don't just take potassium and sodium, specifically take potassium bicarbonate, and sodium bicarbonate.
get some fancy sodium bicarbonate like red mills.
Do TRE
i will add tho that its fine to listen to your body and experiment with taking a break from the vitamins for a day or a few days, its important to listen to your body, but definitely try taking what i'm suggesting for a bit and see how it makes you feel. also go on walks out in the sun.
i literally take all the shit i'm reccomending on a regular basis and have for monthes and not only do i not have any health issues from it i look like the greek god apollo and get diamond hard boners on the regular.
the symptoms that you have described indicate that there are three things going on, not one.
magnesium deficincy
melatonin disruption
hyperthyroidism
follow all the advice i have said and on top of that, buy iodine, specificially lugol's solution 2%, and take five to ten drops a day. your welcome. that will be two hundred thousand dollars.
They did a thyroid panel and it came back clean, I'm honestly disappointed because from what I understand thyroid disorders are very treatable
regardless everyone benefits from taking all the shit that i mentioned even if they are not sick. so do it anyways and see how it makes you feel. it won't make you get toxic shock from too many vitamins or anything, even an healthy person will benefit from doing what i said.
Liar
wide shoulders are the ultimate easy mode, people talk about heigh but it's not even close
I'm a 5'11 fat tuck with man breasts but when I have big shoulders and decent arms and b***hes assume I'm ripped all the time
by they time they realise the trouth they already gave me a chance
they were compatible on a personal level
She was a JAV fan
Based Mindy.
>posts code in image title
There arnt enough based anons like u.
Thanks for the thanks chum. I'll keep it up.
she had no chin
She was just a plot device to test Homer's faithfulness. You don't gotta think too hard about it.
Everyone else at the plant was either a loser, a nutcase, gay or some combination of those.
What about Lenny or Carl? They both got their master's
>Lenny
A loser.
>Carl
Do I need to say it?
Say it
Carl was a black.
Wait i thought Lenny was the black
Sneed
whites will be a minority by 2050
more like 2010
more like 1990
Homer unironically has a large wiener. During commentary they mention that Homer and Marge stick together because the sex is just that good.
>
good sex =/= large wiener
>t. small wiener haver
Thats the joke idiot
I am having an on again off again affair with one of my bosses (female bio)
It's ok.
I buy her sex toys, she sucks me off and sex occasionally
She was homersexual.
he has powers, sexual powers
now was that confirmed or just another POSSIBLE...homersexual.
He was happily married. Women love fricking up shit like that.
This is the obvious answer. Why did it take so long to be posted?
She went for Homer ONLY because he was married.
she was literally his soulmate
Somone had fun drawing Mindy. Butt going way out.
If you go outside enough, once every blue moon some babe will show interest in you despite the fact you're a weird shut in goblin creature.
>If you go outside enough, once every blue moon some babe will show interest in you despite the fact you're a weird shut in goblin creature.
these are literally the only girls I can get with. i don't know how or why it happens, but it happens.
imagine the smell
false
Because Homer was married. On one hand it shows that he is "desirable" because another female has already vetted him and found his resources to be sufficient to marry. On the other hand by getting him to cheat she can destroy his marriage, family and happiness, and females love nothing more than doing that.
Someone gets it
You have a call incoming from pic related
I've been flirting with a cheerleader from high school and I'm slowly architectpilling her, she actually seems into it. Might have a new project. Wish me luck
i don't wish you luck
you're sick
If it's consensual what's the issue? I love a thick b***h
you could get her consensually hooked on heroin or into shitting fetish and it would still be sick
homosexual
Black person
Explain to me precisely the logic behind wanting to frick some bony b***h
>a woman that's not a landwhale must be a skeleton
see
Flirt with a cheerleader and shes yours for a day. Give a cheerleader a bump of coke and she’s yours forever
I was a work today and mentioned the episode of the Simpsons where homer grows tobacco with tomatoes because I was.describing chewing tobacco. I couldn't stop thinking of Sneed after
I can never stop thinking of Sneed.
iktf
>talking out the simpsons at work
it was the sneed episode so it's okay
>stable career
>big house
>has a wife already (women love the idea of being in a harem as long as the guy is high value)
It would save her from her single, wage-slave life.
Homer wasn't a complete moron back then, he was actually a loveable goof
Architect
>LET'S ORDER ROOM SERVICE
Built for BYC.
sauce?
>shadman
It's not even man of shad, and no, I won't give you the actual source
i have the source
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2984090
>
>Kogeikun
I wish the dude did more Simpsons porn, Sexy Sleep Walking part 2 never.
Its still happening. Its been taken over by Ventzcomics and the artist has changed to Arabatos
https://twitter.com/VentZX1/status/1563692370872246272
homer was a chad
Women are literally just like that
It doesn't matter why, the point is that when you're in a committed relationship with someone who is less hot AT SOME POINT, some super hot chick is going to show up and you will have a shot with them (at least this has happened to me every time), and you're like GOD DAMN IT.
get a room homosexuals
Close the thread you stupid moron
How are things going at home buddy?
He was sweet.
>tripgay shits up the thread with gay homosexualry
these threads are for saying sneed and chuck
bros i think this episode gave me a cheating fetish
>simpsons thread didn't turn to sneed but instead schizo self-help and quackery
that's a sign of a creatively dead show if i ever saw one
also sneed
Shut the frick up nutegay you fricking attention seeking cuck. I would run through you, just know that.
no you wouldn't. i'm 6'3, 190 pounds, and have been doing martial arts for over a decade.
and not a single counter argument with evidence was made that day.
i'll fricking sextuple reply to you b***h, you know why? because i make my self laugh homie.
did a janny delete all the sneed posts
The real answer is that Mindy is a beautiful woman and Homer, being a happily married man, had no interest in her. Homer wasn't leery or lecherous around her. Then beyond that, Homer at this point in the show wasn't a complete moron pastiche but a sincerely humble and likeable dude.
That's why he was attractive to her.
that and girthy guys are hot to alot of people.
Only gays like fat men. No female likes fat guys.
homers exact level of fatness is kind of vague in the show, sometimes he's depicted as being really fat, sometimes he's depicted as being rotund and naturally strong. there are plenty of girls who are attracted to that, but girls typically don't broadcast what they are attracted to if they are decent, the idea of what girls are attracted to that you have is popularized by gay israelites in Hollywood who like emaciated eight pack tall slender guys with dick sucking lips and eyes.
Women with daddy issues whose dads are fat sometimes have a fetish for fat guys.
>Homer, being a happily married man, had no interest in her
He had serious interest in her. And he knew they were perfect for eachother, but he sacrificed that to remain committed to his family.
Homer canonically has a very pretty wiener
>This means we have to have sex, I don't wanna have sex with you I want Marge, MAAAAAAAAAAAARGE MAAAAAAAAARGE WHERE'S MY WIFE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
Homer fricked Mindy and imagined she was Marge.
Ok this idea that if a woman is fricking a guy "out of his league" that he's breaking some kind of rule needs to go.
While I agree with incel on most things, not every law about lookism is some set in stone autistic shit that has no leeway. And you're also sabotaging your own shot when you get older by constantly pointing this out, dipshit.
he's married and because she "couldn't" have him that meant she wanted him because it would be breaking the rules, so to speak. She 100% would have told Marge after Homer had regrets and tried to end their affair.
homer has buckets of charisma, a great sense of humour, has an exiting sense of initiative which leads to bizarre life experiences and his heart is (mostly) in the right place.
she wants to frick him for the same reason you want to watch him.
Because he was married, and she was a home wrecker
Homer was the Stav of the 90s
Because he was married
This movie is a big redpill about women
Honestly it was super weird for Homer to bring Marge to the same hotel to bang
The whole episode was weird
I dunno, I think every married man has at least one opportunity to cheat, usually with a co worker, and it's normal for a sitcom about the American family to have an episode about that
Doesn't make sense I guess for the drama of the episode.
she was actually fat and ugly but had things in common with Homer so he saw her as attractive.
I used to hate these memes because they were so damn lazy. But the effort in both of these images are pretty damn great.
kino
Sometimes random people are randomly atracted to each other. This is the only way for ugly guys to get gf's btw, so thats the importance of going out and meeting people often. Gigachad doesnt need to.
I meet a lot of people in uni days but no girl was attracted to me. I'm probably that ugly.
more likely too boring, or just bad luck
you're right. I'm the ultimate anti-charisma.
The memes are true, women will frick you just for being goofy. Gymcels hate to hear this but it's 100% true.
Homer would crush tons of puss.
he was married
The only truthful answer to the question.
She's just a woman with hopes & dreams. It's possible that she was abused or neglected as a child and has daddy issues. I think she suffers from low self esteem which would explain why she chooses to dress like a man. She struggles like so many other women to make sense of her life in the patriarchy.
because "husband is tempted to cheat" is a pretty standard sitcom plot
and since fat men is a pretty standard archetype for sitcom dads, we sometimes have to suspend our disbelief about the viability of the situation
like any time Chris gets a girlfriend in Family Guy
Behead all tripgays.
no he’s not black
>homer
>height: 6 feet tall
Need I say more?
It’s easy for Married men to get pussy women can tell if a man is married and it makes them horny af
>Has a daughter with an IQ of 156
>went to space with Buzz Aldrin
>Hangs out with famous rockstars and presidents when he’s bored
>6”0 chad
>hot dadbod
>esteemed leader in his community
Who wouldn’t want him?
You'd be surprised at how lucky some bastards can be.
I remember way back in my undergrad years there was this dorky Korean guy. Nice but definitely a geek (smart as frick though). Somehow he managed to snag a gorgeous 10/10 white girl. She looked a little bit like Keeley Hazell (breasts weren't as big but they were still nice). How? Every guy treated her like shit and a piece of meat. The Asian guy treated her like a person and she decided he was boyfriend material. Last time I heard they got married and they have 2 kids.
So the moral of the story is, don't be a fricking chump and be confident. No matter how many times you strike out, you're bound to hit a homer at least once. And sometimes Fate will throw you a bone if you're at the right place and right time.
If you treat women like human beings it's honestly sad how often they get feelings for you. The bar is so fricking low lmao
Yes and no
Some girls WANT to be treated like shit from buttholes because it gives them tingles. I don't understand it myself, but some women like the drama.
Meanwhile, there's girls who want to be treated decently and not as an object. And the lucky SOBs who are smart and savvy enough to do it can be rewarded with a goddess. Likely? Not really, but it CAN happen...
Well I mean treat them like a human being, good and bad. Call them on their shit, be human around them, get angry about things. I don't mean treat them better than they deserve, just like a person before a woman.
Oh yeah that too. Never put a woman on a pedestal.
Women have a feeding fetish
he was married
THIS
Woman like pursuing a man that's already with another woman. It means that he's been validated enough to be boyfriend or husband material so he's worth going after...despite already with someone else.
Tbh senpai, emotional conection/chemistry>physical attraction/socioeconomic value
My wife is damn hottie, slim waist, childbearing hips, the best and roundest ass you could ever meet, lovely baby face YET I'm still sore about not being with a rather homely platonic friend which is literally perfect for me
>tfw morons dont realize women are attracted to the way you make them feel emotionally above all else
I'm too old to post here but why not-
Here is what you look for when deciding to marry someone (in order of importance)
>Is she willing to compromise?
>Is she bad with money?
>Is she jealous or controlling?
>Do you get along with her family?
>Is she educated?
>Do you have the same sex drive?
And pretty fricking far down the list...
>Is she really hot?
Now I should really get back to work