Why did the Cloverfield-Verse fail?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really su-
    >JJ and Bad Robot
    Nevermind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey they made pure kino like 11.22.63 starring Sarah Gadon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon improves anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon improves anything.

        Is this Sarah "queen of the coal mine" Gadon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spielbeg did
        Should stick to directing only

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can guarantee that not a single human on this planet cares about Cloverfield except for cringe autistic deviantart kaijiu morons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one is one of my favorite movies. My masculine male daydream is having to go save my gf stuck in monster city like in the movie.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a bunch of half baked ideas thrown together to be connected arbitrarily, just like everything else israeliteisraelite Abrams does.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look what they did. Take a shitty script that has nothing to do with Cloverfield (John Goodman kidnapping movie) make it, then make the title “Cloverfield” then make the clover field beast show up at the end out of nowhere, roar, then watch as an army of redditors defends these pieces of garbage online while the films flop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >then make the clover field beast show up at the end out of nowhere
      10 Cloverfield Lane doesn't do this. It has no connection to the first Cloverfield, other than the title.
      It can be thought of as its own standalone thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are literal alien monster things that show up at the very end, after she escapes in the truck. Proving that he had reason to stay in there, at least. I don't remember the actual cloverfield monster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ruined with the title of the film. We know Goodman right the while time. Ruins the tension.
      Why shoot a whole secret prequel and then call it 10 Cloverfield ln.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he do such a thing like that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't actually care about anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, ma'am. The John Goodman one is a decent movie until aliens randomly show up at the end and ruin the entire film.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People realized they were just making shit up as they go along, and there's no actual reason for all the movies to be connected

    I just now barely remember that one of the movies had Elizabeth Debicki stuck inside the walls of a spaceship, that was... not cool but something I guess

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because slapping the name Cloverfield on something doesn't link it to the first monster movie. You actually have to do more.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-b-but we had that line in paradox about dimensions opening to release aliens and monsters! We can do anything now!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Write better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Write better.

      These

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first one. didn't bother with any of the others.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 Cloverfield Lane is quite kino though completely separate from the first in everything but name and having sci-fi elements

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was just refreshing and probably just hit that spot I had for that early 2000s godzilla movie. I remember passing by a t.v playin that weird cloverfield movie where they're in space talking about black holes and shit and I just thought what happened to this movie?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except for the ending.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emmett was my favorite character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emmett was played by John Gallagher Jr. He was also in the film American Woman with Sarah Gadon.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just jar jar blatantly ripping off ideas that he thinks are original.

    Bruh, what if we like take Blair Witch and Godzilla and like....put em' together. Oy vey that would be so lit.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to disembodied TJ Miller freak out and provide exposition for nearly 2 hours
    >monster screen time is almost nil
    >no memorable characters
    >final scene is fricking stupid
    >JJs mystery box marketing yielding a
    generic monster
    Pick and choose

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super 8

    >Bruh.... what if....we take....ET...but with a scary alien monster instead of a cute one and .....Goonies, put them together as a ......"love" "letter" to Stephen Spielberg by blatantly ripping him off. BRUUUUUUH - Jar Jar Abrams

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    peaked too early

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloverfield was one of my fav found footage flicks. The Marlena chick was hot too. And the one with John Goodman was good. I’m surprised they haven’t capitalized on it some more. Probably for the best because you know Hollywood israelites like to beat on something for every penny they can get.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my first movie crush

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Lizzy Caplan, she acted with Sarah Gadon in the show Castle Rock (Also a JJ Abrams/Bad Robot production).

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloverfield Lane wasn't even originally a Cloverfield movie, they slapped that on in the end to boost marketing and appeal. The exact same shit happened with that Third movie on Netflix.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine why a franchise where 75% of the entries are recycled scripts that had a Cloverfield title slapped on them has a bad reputation

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloverfield is not as good as you remember it.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did everyone dislike the first one again? something to do with the marketing hyping it up way too much?
    recently rewatched it and thought it was pretty alright. found footage + godzilla is still such a cool concept and it's weird it has never been tried again. the subway scene is gigakino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did everyone dislike the first one again?
      Everyone only love the first one while hating the other, with the exception of Cloverfield Lane for some, what are you talking about?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gugu Mbatha Raw was in Cloverfield Paradox and she also acted with Sarah Gadon in the film Belle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gugu Mbatha Raw
      Loooooolllll
      >

      https://i.imgur.com/9SqpSa1.jpg

      (OP) #
      >Gugu Mbatha Raw

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just wasn't that good, it ran on hype and when that was gone nobody gave a shit.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    seeing cloverfield in theater not knowing what I was getting into was awesome it felt so intense back when I was a teen, whats the third movie people keep mentioning?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the teaser for Cloverfield in 2007 before Transformers. Kino experience.

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