why did the Star Wars hotel fail?

why did the Star Wars hotel fail?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the shitty plastic off and this is exactly like every other small hotel room in every small hotel in America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      except its a small windowless jail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Watched some YouTube guy doing a sleep deprivation experiment in a windowless apartment. They seem weirdly comfy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymouse

          I think they should start building housing complexes underground. Make it a comfy bunker complex with "fake" windows in every apartment, and the "roof"/top/entrance can be a public park.
          Seems comfy to me,

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cost too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. For around $80 dollars a night, a Star Wars themed hotel might be a cool experience to bring the kids to…for $2500 a night, frick that shit.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the force is female--k.k.
    >we're no longer catering to straight white males---j.j.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wouldn't want to pay $6000 for two days locked in a building that looks like an aircraft hangar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw doing 50 years to life in Supermax Skywalker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harry potter world chomos are greenlit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did they not make the outside at least look like a fricking space ship?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because you got driven there feom elsewhere in the back of a meat truck(literally)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you don't see the building as a guest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The building is masked from view. All you see checking in is a little hangar and they do a "Take a pod into orbit to board the ship" preshow thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just watch 2 tv screens as they play a video goy, that will be 2000$

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats where the novel corona virous was created.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOL
      I bet they tried to pull the ol' secret base

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the Branch Davidian compound?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They should have left CHAZ alone until it reached this state.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why were their bodies all next to each other

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          comfort

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of Jonestown? The ones that weren't gunned down trying to escape committed mass suicide by drinking poisoned kool aid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I have heard of it, but why were They do close together

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymouse

              Because when you are dying and spitting your guts out dying from cyanide you want the comfort of holding onto your loved ones. Or even a complete stranger for that matter, it's a totally animal impulse at that point. Cyanide poisoning is a horrific way to die, Jim Jones should burn in hell for that shit.
              I live ten miles from where he grew up and where his folks are buried (and where they put his ashes)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That 100% looks like a county jail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who wouldn't want to pay $6000 for two days locked in a building that looks like an aircraft hangar?

        And they're whisked to their luxury accommodation in the back of a truck. It's almost laughably how people deluded themselves into thinking this whole thing was a worthwhile expense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Inside the truck.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >feel every inch of the road since you're riding in a fricking trailer truck
            >can't talk over the sound of the diesel engine
            so immersive...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Injection molded plastic
            >easy-clean airport vinyl
            >backlit translucent colored plastic with vinyl decals
            I'M IN THE FUTUREEEEE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's not that, but holy shit that truck is just awful

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fricking shit wait a minute. I vaguely remember that interior from watching a youtube vlog. I had no idea they were just riding in the back of a little truck, I assumed it was at least a train or monorail they'd modded or something that was taking them across the park.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wow! it really feels like im actually being transported!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymouse

          Why the frick didn't they at least try to disguise or decorate the truck? Why did they even use a truck? They ought to have used a bus, then just remove the windows and add in there tacky gay decorations.
          Either way you are going to give your wimpy little reddit boys motion sickness because they can't see the road, so you are gonna have bunch of them puking no matter what

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It probably pulls up to a jetway that's enclosed by fake windows and plastic and tacky monitors and shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Either way you are going to give your wimpy little reddit boys motion sickness because they can't see the road,
            Is that really a thing? I always enjoyed that feeling of motion in a car or train or whatever

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's why some people puke if they try to read a book in a moving vehicle.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'm lucky I never experienced any thing like that. I like riding in the car, like a dog.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the vehicle. Trains are okay for most people, planes even more so, but cars and buses significantly less so. Something to do with your brain refusing to be tricked into thinking that you are not moving (because you're not walking) when you clearly are, and the more obvious the movement is, the worse it gets.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymouse

              They freak out if they can't look out a window. I don't get it myself, but somehow the disconnect of being in motion and not witnessing it happen causes them to hurl.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, if you can't get a frame of reference from a window, for some people the unnatural swaying and bumping can make them feel ill. Add being trapped with a dozen other people in a small enclosed, barely-ventilated space like that truck you're bound to get some people breathing into paper bags.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tbf there's loads of illusions and tricks they pull at Disney parks. The original stretching room is just a disguised elevator.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The original stretching room is just a disguised elevator.
            Wtf is this supposed to be the illusion? I remember that elevator when I was 6 years old, and the hanging lady which seemed out of place in a kids rode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's it. The Redditors are there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should've been a 18+ casino+brothel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just having all the staff be busty Twi'leks might have been enough to appeal to lonely nerds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They made my babygirl upset during booking, sat her behind a pole for the dinner show and then made her bored by having to play the stupid story on her phone with none of the actors being aware of any of that. It was doomed.

      You just don't frick with The Throne.

      If I'm spending that much money on Nu Wars it better come with a Rey escort

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t it cost like 2 grand a night? No I’m not gonna look it up, you do it for me. Otherwise I’m gonna go off my memory. More importantly, my emotional memory of hearing how much it cost made my feel. A gut feeling I had probably well over a year ago now, if not two, is all the information I need. Star Wars is gay by the way.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did it? Last I heard people still need to book months in advance and it’s constantly full even though the price is a couple grand a night.

    Sounds to me like chud cope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that's why they are shutting it down, it's too popular and profitable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they already shut it down you copeing homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO THIS CORPORATE VENTURE WAS SUCESSFULL! HAIL CORPORATIONS!
      it was already shut down because it was so shitty and unprofitable, you demented leftoid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Last I heard people still need to book months in advance and it’s constantly full
      Last I heard, they closed it permanently.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disney really needs to update shills like yourself, the hotel's been shut down since last year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chud cope
      >already shut down months ago
      Lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you got blown the frick out, homosexual.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they made it about the failed shitty Nu Star Wars that few people care for, instead of the original SW which most of their fan base loves and adores.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They made my babygirl upset during booking, sat her behind a pole for the dinner show and then made her bored by having to play the stupid story on her phone with none of the actors being aware of any of that. It was doomed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't frick with The Throne.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S TAPE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Would.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              but would you if her...sibling had to watch and/or join in?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As long as the sister wasn't bigger than me, yeah... I can share with the family!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                here's my optimized version of that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              poor example. ogre fiona is smashable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You an ugly homie fo sho

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What does that have to do with straight men wanting to clap Fiona's green cheeks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'd really enjoy this picture if i were an ant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Treating someone with FAS that way is an actual crime. Its not right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h really annoys me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the movies are shit and soi bois and women are broke and cant pull a sugar daddy to bank role such cringe accommodations

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rich people dont want to roleplay nu-star wars with a bunch of randoms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this star goys was for the working and middle class serfs and the nuwars homosexualry was helping rich people apricate it more

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been there. It was happy novel and fun. Fun enough to melt my bitter and cynical heart and feel like a little kid again. But the fact almost everyone else there looked like Daniel Clowes caricature took me out of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I've been hearing. It's fun for a theme park experience, but it's not "several grand a night" fun.

      Absolutely didn't help that they insisted on themeing it to the ST rather than the OT.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wasnt a hotel. It was basically a theme park that you got to stay in overnight. Meaning, customers were expected to pay THOUSANDS to come to Disney World but NOT go to the park which is much cheaper and has more shit to do. Its not an exaggeration to say you can take your family on a Carnival cruise to the Bahamas for much cheaper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I really feel that Disney just tried to make a cruise ship but removed the ship so all you had left was a multi-day theme park attraction that came at a crazy cost.

      Disney wanted that returning cruise ship crowd like they have for their Disney Cruise line and I think to an extent, they got it but the price barrier was just way too high for casual customers especially when against an actual cruise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymouse

        They could have built a cruse ship and made it star was themed for how much they spent on this hotel. Even if they decided it was a stupid concept they could just remodel it back to a regular Disney cruise ship.
        Now they just blew 500 million and are left holding there dicks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, the investors are left holding their dicks, everyone responsible for deliberately blowing $500M got bonuses and pay increases.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I head some of the animatronics turned on some of the guests and people were killed and it was covered up
      the sherif of Tatooine went on a rampage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I have an 18 minute window.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not an exaggeration to say you can take your family on a Carnival cruise to the Bahamas for much cheaper.
      That shit's like $500 for two people, all food included. I haven't cruised since like 2013 but you run a big risk of a deck or multiple deck smelling like an outhouse. Cheap indeed, that'd be $500 for 2 people, INCLUDING taxes and port fees, all meals paid for, free drinks in the casino, for 5 nights, no excursions thank you very much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >customers were expected to pay THOUSANDS to come to Disney World but NOT go to the park which is much cheaper and has more shit to do. Its not an exaggeration to say you can take your family on a Carnival cruise to the Bahamas for much cheaper.
      The hilarious part is that issue is already true for Disney World itself. For the price of going there for a few days you could travel to countless places around the world and have an amazing time. For them to be in that position and then try to sell something that amplifies that issue tenfold AND detracts from the other parks is insane.

      They must have really thought that anything Star Wars was so failproof that rich fanboys would be shelling out money in droves.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that they made an entire in-universe comic series about this hotel with lots of familiar faces staying there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let’s put women in charge of Star Wars books they’ll be great!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow sounds interesting for all 12 people who read comic books in current decade

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it being torn down or just left to rot?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trillions of Asians live exactly like this they just don't call it "Star Wars Hotel"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    born too late to goon in the starwars hotel

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >High price point
    >Bad reviews
    >Limited appeal
    >Lack of repeat guests

    Take your pick

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no twilek hookers

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$6k to experience prison life.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, merciful Jesus.

    >The price for a stay at the Star Wars hotel ranges from around $4,800 for a 2-night stay for two guests, to over $5,000 for a family of four.
    Hotels you could book for that money:
    >The Ritz-Carlton in various locations around the world, such as Paris, Hong Kong, or New York City
    >The Four Seasons in various locations around the world, such as Bora Bora, Tokyo, or Florence
    >The Mandarin Oriental in various locations around the world, such as London, Bangkok, or Miami
    >The Waldorf Astoria in various locations around the world, such as Beverly Hills, Amsterdam, or Dubai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there are 7 day Disney cruises for a family of 4 you can do for that price. I don't understand the price at all, was it the actors?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In their minds people would gobble up any slop so they were feeling bold and just skipped a few steps with that price because they probably thought it would be so popular that they might just as well put a high price early on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a fricking grift. I bet these israelites sold thousands of bogus reservations to no one to launder money. 100% guaranteed.
      >nooooo evil corporate execs are good guys!
      no, they’re not this is what they do…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If that was true why would they shut it down?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the irs caught wind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, for that much, you can rent a mansion in Los Angeles and have enough left over to hire escorts to have a drug and alcohol fueled Eyes Wide Shut party.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's the thing, for $5,000 I'm flying to New Zealand for a week and doing all the LotR shit, not sitting in a fricking hotel for a weekend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek I was talking to a Filipino granny the other day who really liked the hobbit village because everything was the perfect size for her.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wasn't a Star Wars hotel, it was a NU Wars hotel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Despite being absurdly overpriced and generally just a meh experience overall I kinda feel like if this thing had been available like right before Episode 1 came out (before people started to get jaded) fanboys would have been climbing over each other to stay there but by the time Disney started trying to milk the cow everyone had already soured on it.

      But they have no one but themselves to blame. If you want to gouge people solely based on brand recognition you should probably try *not* to devalue the brand to the point where nobody gives a shit any more. Of course, you could say that about everything Disney touches these days

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know of a single person under the age of 30 who's into Star Wars? It's boomer cringe. A Marvel Motel might've worked better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They contractually can’t do shit with Marvel anywhere in Florida because Universal Orlando has the theme park rights. Guardians and maybe some obscure properties are pretty much the sole exception because they aren’t present anywhere in Universal.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was lame and it was centered around the nustar wars trilogy which made it even lamer

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody can afford it
    the people who can arent manchildren

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was expensive, most parents do not have tje will or cash to pay that kuch for a short experience for their kids, and the adults who like childrens' things do not typically have a lit of disposable income or vacation time at their service jobs.

    It was built for a demographic that barely exists.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it looks more like nu-trek then star wars

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MMMMMMM!
    Imagine what would spray out of your ass the next day after eating this garbage (dinner not included with the price of the hotel).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God damn. There's a good reason food isn't blue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rich people love eating weird looking shit

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The level of disconnect required to actually green light a project like this is the stuff of a PKD novel.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It turns out nobody wants to pay $1200 to spend 2,5 days in a closed off hotel. If I wanted to be in an enclosed hotel I'd go on a cheap booze cruise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$1200
      Try 5 grand.

      The level of disconnect required to actually green light a project like this is the stuff of a PKD novel.

      I find it hard to believe this wasn’t by design. It was to launder money or farming for federal bailouts which they definitely got when this flopped. If they were trying to make money they wouldn’t get some dumb moronic feminist to make the most ugly, uninspired and offensive garbage possible, they’d get some artists to make something cool and interesting. We don’t get cool and interesting things anymore though ever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Try 5 grand.
        Holy frick even worse. Disney execs are fricking moronic.

        >MMMMMMM!
        Imagine what would spray out of your ass the next day after eating this garbage (dinner not included with the price of the hotel).

        Ehh. Its just shrimp with some blue dye and dry ice to create the fog effect. Probably isn't bad for you as a singular meal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Accidentally eats the dry ice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Springtime for Iger and Kennedy
        >Winter for all the old fans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone forgets that while the goyim got the promise of a one 1000$ bailout from the fed, the big boy corporations got up to 4+ years of their average incomehanded to them upfront in the first 4 months of covid lockdowns as economic stimulus. Its why every major corporation was on board with the covid charade.

        Disney was undoubtably floating in mad cash and many executives thought the gravy train would never end. There use to be all kinds of social media influencers and content creators who spent all of 2020, 2021, and even 2022 telling people that the covid stimmies were never going to end and they would be the start of UBI and CBDC. 1k a night sounds absolutely insane to any normal person but during that short period of free government money, people seriously believed they were gonna be getting 1k+ a month for literally no reason from big daddy government and corporate pencil pushers were brainstorming all kinds of plans to get that non-existent money into their own pocket.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because only millennial manchildren would ever stay there and was way too expensive for any millennial to ever afford it

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they thought it's gonna be a Disneyland like attraction for families, the reality was sweaty nerd customers who had sweaty sex in their cheap Star Wars cosplays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have only now just imagined the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw never got my overweight gf in slave leia cosplay to handle my lightsaber so i can blaster shot through her hanger doors in the halcyon starcruiser
      Why even go on bros...

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Too expensive
    >Too restrictive
    >Not based on real Star Wars
    >Poor quality design
    >Cringey events
    >Since when was Star Wars about staying in a fricking Hotel

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5k eh? Can at least go wherever I want and stay at an attraction I like?
    >sorry sir, you can only stay for 30 minutes and you must follow the group for the whole day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing says vacation to me quite like having to be up at 7AM just to catch breakfast.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, right? If I’m on vacation and someone is rushing me to eat breakfast or pay my bar tab and leave something has gone horribly wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This highly regimented schedule with no free time reminds me of my conscription days. They testify your ability to sit and contemplate what you’re going through so you miss home and civilian life less

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk bro I was contemplating civilian life pretty hard all the way through my conscription

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >scheduled Unexpected Moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I'd like to apply for the part to play as a stowaway for autistic 40 year old star wars nerds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Day 3 isn't even a day, it's just breakfast and then vacate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek it's not even a full 2 days and people were expected to pay 5000 dollarydoos for that shit.
      Also what happens if you rat out the stowaway?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sweety why haven't you touched your $135 Star Cruiser breakfast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks pretty appetizing, but not more than $10.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like fricking plastic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >$10

        Try 5. That's just processed, non-nutritious crap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >continental breakfast at Days Inn tier

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had to dial back the theming so that it was built to code. It's hard to make an immersive scifi experience when you need, sprinkler systems, emergency exits, etc.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This
    >See water sprinkler
    >Entire vacation automatically ruined
    What were they thinking?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fricking LARP inside of a warehouse, and it was way too expensive.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    This
    >See water sprinkler
    >Entire vacation automatically ruined
    What were they thinking?

    Whats this is reference to?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was too expensive. That's the beginning and end of it.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't even particularly look like Star Wars just vague sci-fi
    >moronic plastic vents and fixtures that look like any generic shit you'd buy at the hardware supply depot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This does look very star warsey though, o remember admiral blue troony form the expanded universe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure I could identify that as being Star Wars just by looking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sis chewed some of willy wonka's magic gum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine paying 5k to actually live through the Holiday special tier cringe for a whole weekend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's supposed to be a Pantoran i.e. Riyo Chuchi after hitting the wall.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was too kino for Cinemaphileers

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't Disney attractions pretty geared towards families?
    Kids don't like Star Wars anymore. Kids don't even like Marvel lol

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was a colossally stupid idea and hideously overpriced?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf was this homosexual supposed to be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there overweight elves in the background?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Claus Schwab, WEF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Werner Herzog?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Count Clean

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all wanted to go to mos eisley not fricking Jaku

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Based the whole park on ST iconography
    Dead on arrival

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was meant to be a cruise but they canned it after the galaxy edge failed. So they reworked it into this.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this experience seems unappealing to me and it costs thousands of dollars to top it off.
    Disastrously poor planning.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they make it look like real Star Wars or make the hotel look like a spaceship?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Christ that is one ugly mother fricker. There are pretty black girls out there but do they really have to go out of their way to find the ugliest ones they can?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't. It's absolutely hideous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cmon anon, is she really THAT bad?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          different anon here but it is really bad

          I don't understand why all the Black folk with a darker complexion always must be ugly to get cast. it's like black people are not allowed to be dark and beautiful, pretty or attractive. Black folk are inherently more prone to be ugly but it would be ignorant to say all Black folk are ugly. but the israelites who cast these people that's what they think. all Black folk that get to be on movies or tv shows must look weird or ugly, otherwise it's not convincing

          I was re-watching menace II society and that's something like a 91 or 92 movie, somewhere there. jada pinkett smith is in that movie and I was like alright she's pretty tight looking and it got me thinking how come in every other movie when I see a Black person they have a really unattractive face. nose too big or lips too big even for black people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >jada pinkett smith is in that movie and I was like alright she's pretty tight looking
            you're already too far gone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymouse

            You are noticing the difference between west coast Africans and east coast Africans. The US is full of west coast Africans, and they are the "most oppressed group" because that's where they got all the slaves from. They also happen to be ugly as shit.
            East coast Africans are the more recent ones to come here, have arab racial admixture and as such are a lot more attractive. The western africans resent the shit out of this, and don't want them to be shown in movies, and claim "dey too white" whenever they are picked for a movie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because some c**ts on social media would complain about how only "white looking" Black folk were cast

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymouse
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be a galactic space cruiseliner. Not a star destroyer. They recognized this, and decided to make the ship look like something people would want to go on for vacation. However, their design sucked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >go on vacation to fantasy world focused on war and battle ships in space
        >go on the equivalent of a shitty carnival cruise of the universe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, yes. They really did not think this through

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there a LARP at the hotel where they'd given people coins or tokens like they were secretly members of the Resistance?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How good were the actors at improv? If you just started interrupting their performance and acting like some moron playing your own Star Wars adventure in the back yard would they be able to go along with it or would they panic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly all of the actors were told to no-sell/ignore guests who liked/showed support for the Empire/First Order.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just recreate scenes from the classic franchise.
    but nooooo, we gotta plug all the recent disney JJ bullshit we got because we get to pay less royalties.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we gotta plug all the recent disney JJ bullshit we got because we get to pay less royalties
      That's actually not a thing. Imagineers who worked on Galaxy's Edge confirmed the focus on Sequel Trilogy shit was only done because KK pushed for it and Iger allowed it when TFA's box office came in. That's why so much of the land feels like a weird re-use of existing things, because most plans they'd been working on for years (and Iger was approving) were to make the land either just Tatooine, or segmented based on different worlds.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the webm?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they painted the whole titty just in case

        based Lucas and his attention to detail

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to RP a starship. But, people go stay in ships all the time. They are called cruises. Nearly all yacht/ship hospitality design tries to remove the 'ship-ness' because people are lame. Why then would building a hotel that attempts to ship-max work?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now thats a 5000 dollar experience!

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm spending that much money on Nu Wars it better come with a Rey escort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just know the third one would agree to let you come inside her after the end of her shift for 500 bucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So she's the real minimum wage rey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be eskimo brothers with Trump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do they carry the long black poles?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When Minimum Wage Rey auditioned for the role at the Disney Park she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Pure Rey bought was a car. Minimum Wage Rey bought a hot dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I met mini when I worked as a Gonk droid at disney

      AMA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was surprising poised and well trained when dealing with that fat moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you imagine?

          haha can you imagine if Park Rey encountered that guy without the aid of his handlers or her fellow park employees? Gosh darn, it would be too easy for him to put her on her back and get her out of those spandex costume pants! Just think about it, her sweet, cherub-like face screwing up as she feels the immense pressure of his impressive member begin to enter. Beads of sweat run down her forehead and she grits her teeth as she feels her pussy filled wall to wall with moron wiener! She feels an intense wetness beneath her legs as he continues to push further and further inside of her. Her eyes widen in shock as he reaches her cervix, and then her mouth opens wide and she emits a yelp of surprised pain as he keeps going! Finally, her head lolls back and she rolls her eyes in what can only be described as desperate ecstasy. Her feet are straight in the air as he violently mating presses her. She regains her bearing and impulsively, animalistically wraps her legs around his torso. She grinds herself into him, matching each thrust, and suddenly she climaxes. She has just enough time to consider that she's never experienced an orgasm from penetration when her mind becomes like a blank slate, as waves of pure pleasure reverberate throughout her entire physical and spiritual being. Her pussy is flooded, overflowing with hot cum, and this isn't a safe day, but she doesn't care. She doesn't care because the mammoth moron keeps fricking her, sending new shudders and waves of orgasmic bliss and she never wants it to end.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      marry, frick, frick, frick

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have guessed that the pool of people who could afford to take their children on a 2 day vacation for $6k was small?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:
    >no windows, so in case of fire hide in fireproof closet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Still uses custom Starwars font
        WOW, i still feel imersed even when burning to death. That's the disney difference right there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My Disney vacation ruined after someone sent a racist message to the Star Wars Cantina™ and sent the whole place into lockdown until the Disney PMC successfully returned order from chaos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wait for someone to arrive and open the door
        How the frick do they not just have usable fire exits dressed up like escape pods or some shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well its not like your gonna open a window and let all the space in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like you're gonna jump out a regular hotel room window unless things insanely bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The employees never break character and act like the ship is under attack by TIE fighters as some guy in a wookie suit burns alive while making Chewbacca noises

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because it was absurdly overpriced? One of my friends took his kids to one of those and it's just too costly.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would you stay in a USS enterprise hotel like this? maybe to get around the lack of natural light you have a place you can “beam down” to outside that looks like an alien planet, to smoke or whatever. if you want to you can go to the bridge and larp as being under attack by romulans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Enterprise is designed to be boring. DS9 (remodeled) spaceport.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were plans to build a full-size USS Enterprise in Vegas back in the 70's, it would have been kino, given the time period / location, you wouldn't have even needed to step outside in order to smoke, you could have just lit a cigar whilst reclining in Kirk's chair. Paramount was interested, but they pulled out because the construction company were being vague about how this thing was going to be maintained, Paramount was afraid that it would start falling to bits and would end up as a multi-million dollar embarrassment.

      I honestly think it would have been a good idea in the long-run, even if it did end up as an abandoned, rotting derelict, Trekkies would still go there to explore the ruins. Exploring the decaying remains of a ghost ship is a staple of the TV show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymouse

        we couldn't have built the nacelles given their weight and how little material actually connects them to the rest of the ship in comparison. Might be the same problem with the saucer.
        They would have had to tons of support struts holding the whole thing up, would have looked kinda lame.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why didnt they just build it in orbit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Genius

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe something like pic related.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm no engineering major, but it looks to me like those joins between the steel crossbeams and the saucer / nacelles are taking too much weight. The inherent problem is that the outer ring of the saucer (i.e the area with the worst support) is the largest habitable area on the Enterprise, you could probably make it work if large sections of the saucer are just decorative and made out of plastic, but that's a lot of wasted space and it would probably start to warp after a short time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like you could disguise the supports with some fake trees/ buildings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That would be a cool way to get around it, you could hide the supports with fake flex tubing and make it look like it was parked in a drydock or Starbase.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I'm no engineer either but I think with enough steel and concrete buried deep enough, you could make it work. It would be expensive as frick and you'd probably have to dig down to bedrock like the WTC bathtubs were.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >start to warp after a short time.
              at what factor?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe something like pic related.

          I'm no engineering major, but it looks to me like those joins between the steel crossbeams and the saucer / nacelles are taking too much weight. The inherent problem is that the outer ring of the saucer (i.e the area with the worst support) is the largest habitable area on the Enterprise, you could probably make it work if large sections of the saucer are just decorative and made out of plastic, but that's a lot of wasted space and it would probably start to warp after a short time.

          An enterprise building is highly doable. The vast majority of any building is empty space, from an engineering standpoint it's trivial to increase strength and build large cantilevers but your construction costs go up and your usable space goes down. In the current year the decision to build a structure is always economic, never because "it can't be done physically"
          >t. licensed engineer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I'm no engineer either but I think with enough steel and concrete buried deep enough, you could make it work. It would be expensive as frick and you'd probably have to dig down to bedrock like the WTC bathtubs were.

            Makes sense, the guy who shut it down wasn't one of the engineers, just some suit from Paramount Pictures who was worried about how bad it would look to the investors if it flopped.

            Pic related is the compromise that was eventually reached: "Star Trek: The Experience", basically a Trek museum along with some recreated sets, themed bars / restaurants and a few motion rides. Not as cool as 1:1 scale USS Enterprise, but much better then "Star Wars Land". Getting hammered in Quark's Bar sounds a hell of a lot more fun then being woken up at 7:00 AM to watch some dinner theatre actors dressed as Disney characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could do a great next gen enterprise experience, because that ship was designed to have families staying on board, crew quarters like on the show, meals in ten forward. These days the experience would be ruined by nu trek homosexualry but it's still a comfy idea.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great question, after all it was only $5000 for a two-day immersive experience!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Great question, after all it was only $5000 for a two-day immersive experience!

        This would be cool if it was cheaper. Half the fun I had in Galaxy's Edge was going around hacking things with the app on my phone and capturing command posts for the Scoundrel faction.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This would be cool if it was cheaper
          You're probably right. My family is from Florida, every few years we do a big weekend at Disney as a mini-reunion thing. In 2020 we went to Galaxy's Edge for part of it, and while Galaxy's Edge wasn't all that great it was saved by the fact that it was part of the larger Hollywood Studios park as opposed to being its own thing that you had to pay to enter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the sequel
        The sequel may as well be the prison from Andor.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol
          >I'm in a Star Wars movie! I'm in a Star Wars movie! I'M IN A HECKIN STAR WARS MOVIE!!!
          The cope of these people is unreal.
          You could buy a $400 Quest 3 and go to a Star Wars world in VRChat and it'd feel 100x more real, unless your goal is to feel like you're in a standard hotel room with a bunch of white vinyl gym mats and injection-molded plastic epoxied to every surface

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If they weren't ashamed of their homosexualry their faces wouldn't be hidden

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is the sequel. Cram a dozen families into a broken life-size AT-AT for two days and charge them $10K

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has a girlfriend. Who guys with him to do his favorite so.y shit. And you don't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm married with kids you fricking homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So you're in hell?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Touched a nerve, did I? What was her name?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bryan 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Taylor Swift won't let you writer her songs, Tom Brady won't throw the ball to you
        If that's the comparison he makes he should be fighting Darth Vader with his own lightsaber that he gets to take home, then get a medal from Princess Leia or something
        If you're going to waste your money on this kindof stuff you might as well commit to it and come home with a story at least

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to tell these guys what a video game is. KOTOR will absolutely blow their minds.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they'd probably be better off charging $10,000 but you essentially get to live through a Star Wars movie in a day, with a plot and characters and stuff, like a day-long escape room experience, rather than half-assing it where its still basically a hotel but you can see weird ugly dudes in costumes, and I guess there's like little fetchquest things you can do to get a free soda at the cafeteria or whatever.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The rooms look just like pic related, it would have been sweet to live out the fantasy of being a prisoner just like in Andor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >[On Program intensifies]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There's something going on at the launch pod
        >the guests that were supposed to leave after day 3 were accidentally cycled back into the park, the whole lot of them...the lot of them were disintegrated...the entire group...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >One. Way. Out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There's something going on at the launch pod
        >the guests that were supposed to leave after day 3 were accidentally cycled back into the park, the whole lot of them...the lot of them were disintegrated...the entire group...

        That plot made no sense. The drama was that the prisoners were cycled back into the same prison? So if they had sent them to different prisons there wouldn't have been a problem? The prisoners would've just instantly gone "I just came from another prison, where I served 10 years for trespassing in the Imperial building. They sent me here instead of letting me go."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They where killing the prisoners once their sentence was up.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LARP that costs thousands of dollars for just a weekend
    >requires loads of 24 hour staff, actors, makeup, and special effects to run the show while also operating as a functional hotel
    >based on the movies that killed public interest in Star Wars
    >opened during the coof pandemic
    Gee I wonder why

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Megan still work there?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just look at how depressing and inhuman that pod looks. It's like a jail cell.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >costs thousands of dollars for a couple nights or something ridiculous like that
    >tiny, cramped accommodations
    >no windows anywhere
    >your "experience" is planned in advance and you can't deviate from it
    >fewer amenities than a real hotel

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I know shit about Star Wars, but I remember an old thread about this hotel and it's crazy how the people who planned it are out of touch. "Star War fans who got $5000 to spare" is such a small consumer base I can't imagine investing in this place.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jenny patreon only now? Moreover why does so many youtuber pull this grift when they reach a certain peak?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My brother took his family. Everything is structured from start to finish. You arrive and check in then you have different events over a few days that play out during the stay. You eat at certain restaurants and build a lightsaber etc.

    The problem is that aside from being wildly overpriced it doesn't change from one visit to the next to there's absolutely no reason to return.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically too cringe. There are cheaper and less cringy hotels you can take your family too.
    You bros ever been to a Great Wolf Lodge? Those are nice, have indoor waterparks and shit. People will have a better time there than at the Disney slophotel.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take a look at your own picture.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the 8-bit guy?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a Star Wars hotel.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why did the Star Wars hotel fail?
    not enough lightsaber combat, to either watch or participate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >battle of poonosis.webm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Napoo sounds better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it does.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it cost $80,000 a night and you weren't allowed to leave

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$10k/night
    AHHHAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, just looking at this picture is making me feel claustrophobic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But wait, you get a windowless main cell too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the adult mattress? I'm 6 feet tall, that looks too short for me.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the huge artist concept star wars theme park that actually looked halfway good

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People thought it would be fun and quirky until they realized that they were adults who had paid a lot of money to stay in a Star Wars-themed hotel, and the shame was unbearable.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me Togruta and Twi'lek strippers and I'd have paid 10x what they were asking for Galactic Shitcruiser.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough brother sister incest.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything sadder than over 30 childless millenials doing stuff like this?

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you spend $5k to sleep in a bunkbed? Also those look tiny can you even stretch out on those if you are taller than 4 feet?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the appeal of these "immersive experiences", maybe its because of my social awkwardness but it just feels so forced and cringy. I'm in NYC and there's a really popular off broadway show called Sleep No More that's entirely moving from one immersive scene to the next where you interact with the performers. It's really popular and tons of people love it, but I just can't imagine why.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like cosplay, people like dressing up and doing stupid shit that they otherwise couldn't do in real life.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stayed on Disney property once and it's fricking garbage for the money you pay and that wasn't even in one of the fancy resorts.
    You can get a far superior room in a much nicer hotel still on Disney property somewhere like the Marriot or Hilton for less money than staying in the Disney hotels which feel like holiday camps from the 1960's.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jedi training

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymouse

      A bunch of pudgy 30 somethings swinging fragile glass noise makers around. Can't hit the damn things against anything, or the damn """lightsaber""" shatters.
      That would be so lame to do for half an hour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It could also be cute training!

      This b***h really annoys me.

      Yeah, she annoys the cum right out of my balls.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a dystopian prison, Demoralization at your service!

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that will be 4k$ sir

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They made their money. No point keeping it going.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell wants to spend time in a room with no windows? The least they could do is put in fake windows that shows space, and you can see planets and asteroid belts as you fly by them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what they did.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no cuck chair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >please start dancing

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    noone posts megan anymore, funny how memes live and die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paul is undeniably a Chad.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spending $5000 to take your kids on a memorable Disney vacation and the place is crawling with fat neckbeard manchildren autistically screaming at everything they see and actors are constantly bugging you trying to get you to play along with their LARP when you just want to watch your kids have a good time.

    It sounds like a really annoying place to be and if you offered it to me for free I wouldn't want to go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget about cameras everywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All concerts, larping eventing, and etc are ruined by everyone being on thier phone instead of in the moment

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Port Orleans French Quarter is objectively the best resort.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one hotel you can be absolutely sure no one lost their virginity within.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make an absurdly expensive hotel that will only appeal to an exclusive clientele of rich people who either have children obsessed with star wars or are themselves autistic star wars nerds
    >dont bother to make the hotel feel actually authentic or convincing experience to the movies or even really that high quality in general
    gee wonder why it failed. honestly strange that they fricked up so hard considering this is disney who pretty much invented the alternate reality theme park. clearly a halfassed plan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The project manager was a women

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon wasn't involved.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me is kind of sad it failed, don't get me wrong they made a bunch of terrible creative and conceptual decisions here but nobody will try this ever again and I think it could have worked with a bigger volume of guests to keep the prices down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bigger volume of guests to keep the prices down.
      no way, there was barely any space there already

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m genuinely surprised Star Wars fans younger than millennials. The franchise is

    >3 good movies that look visibly old
    >3 eye candy movies that are shit and forgettable
    >3 movies that are just plain forgettable and boring

    The cartoons and shows are worse because of Filoni’s homosexual way of making everything “connected.” There no jumping on point for a child unless they are really into the films and lore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Child Star Wars fans are like trans kids, you know its just their parents influencing them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect most kids who are star wars fans have parents who are fans and so they're just force-fed (heh) the movies before they're too young to have any real preferences of their own. It's like how kids wind up being fans of the same sports teams their parents like.

      And kids are really the ideal audience. As a kid all I thought about was how awesome light sabers and lazers and the alien creatures were, the banality of the plot and the terrible acting / dialogue didn't concern me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect most kids who are star wars fans have parents who are fans and so they're just force-fed (heh) the movies before they're too young to have any real preferences of their own. It's like how kids wind up being fans of the same sports teams their parents like.

      And kids are really the ideal audience. As a kid all I thought about was how awesome light sabers and lazers and the alien creatures were, the banality of the plot and the terrible acting / dialogue didn't concern me.

      its because of the video games you morons

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe the answer is Sarah Gadon related.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >expensive as all shit
    >forces you to follow an ultra-strict schedule
    >forces you to "roleplay" in all of the worst ways while simultaneously not allowing it in any of the fun ways
    >heavily themed to push nuwars shit no one gives a flying frick about
    >designed for families and little kids despite kids not giving a frick about "theming" or a sense of immersion for something like this
    It was really just a combination of being pricey, misunderstanding what its own audience wanted and just having bad luck beyond its own control.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think the worst part by far was that there was 0 reason to do this again
    >"that was amazing, we should do this again!"
    said noone ever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know how they didn't see this as an issue. Why would you create a business venture with a finite amount of customers that nobody would reasonably repeat? At the end of two days, you've already experienced everything there, it's not like you could go back and do some fetch quest that an actor gives you and pretend not to know where the item is.

      At least with Disneyland there's a good chance you didn't get to ride everything the first time around and you'd go back.

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