why did The Whale fail to become a?

why did The Whale fail to become a Cinemaphile classic?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because reddit likes it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hits too close to home

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a board that only shills the latest big studio slop havent you been paying attention

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like one of those award bait films. I doubt many people here actually watched it

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me too much of janny.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Whale 2: The Avocado
    Based on the true story of Internet Icon Nikocado Avocado

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who wants to watch a movie about some fatass eating food?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's also a gay porn addicted cumbrain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A movie about me, sounds boring as hell.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 2 whole pizzas, 16 piece wings, 2 lava cakes, and a liter of coke from dominos for dinner last night

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wyatt Stagg tore it to shreds a few months ago, and its reputation never recovered:

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else slowly becoming the whale?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this for one day?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dates are on the pic, moronkun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that'll be $35 plus tip

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is a regular ass waffle + bacon omelete combo that expensive? Unless this place was significantly far away and the amount shown includes delivery costs, that's just absurd pricing.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he shows us who we are, not the Ryan Gosling who we think we are.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Oshi No Ko and you'll understand.
    If you watch it and you still don't understand, come back here and I'll explain it to you.
    But there is no future in entertainment for anyone who doesn't understand Oshi No Ko.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up nerd, if I see you in another thread shilling your garbage tranime I will claw your eyes out, and nail them to your fingernails before skinning you alive and throwing hot deepfrying oil on you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't seen it
        You will. You can watch it now, or you can wait until after everyone else has seen it, talked it to death, and gotten over it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Noun
      How many of these came out this year?

      It's not that good, but it's definitely kino of the year.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just The Wrestler with a fat guy

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't need to see another yet another movie about a literal homosexual

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was boring
    him being obsessed about reading and writing and a teacher is unrelatable to nearly everyone.
    he also was selfless

    could have been good if the creators understood what obese pieces of shit are actually like in real life.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a good movie.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just a "childrens" version of Tár.
    Same story beats, same sort of character, same sort of fall with some glimmer of redemption that may or may not be a delusion. It's just less complex and juvenile in comparison.

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